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  • 1428 points arcadeler

    Whenthe present is a knit sweater made with handspun yarn from my home town with a card that says "This may be the last thing I make but I hope you cherish it with the same love I made it with, from grandma" instead of a PS5:

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    300 points Worried_Fortune_4372

    https://preview.redd.it/y9wl0f44xu8g1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063f120215b1cdbf9dee2b21abbb415bddb10c41

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    127 points SwissMargiela

    Yeah like damn grandma instead of knitting for a month straight work a few hours at Amazon and get me some real shit

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    42 points Lopsided-Garden5563

    Jesus christ lmao

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    1 points BornCarpenter6857

    too late for that...

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  • 532 points redditrain777

    https://preview.redd.it/l8vysskp1v8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2a304d479849867efcb7703e93af6f389a8611

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    159 points Waffle-Gaming

    this is ai btw

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    37 points Natural_Tadpole6158

    Who in the right mind is ai generating crayon drawings, no way people won’t do drawings that 5 year olds can before recess

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    26 points archduchesscamille

    Actual Infant

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    2 points Coltrain47

    I wouldn't use AI for sure, but I will say that crayons have, as long as I can remember, always caused my forearm to cramp really badly in a specific spot up by my elbow.

    This led to me hating coloring since I was a little kid. Colored pencils don't give me that cramp, but my hatred for coloring was already cemented in. So if I were making this meme, I would just steal someone else's picture. No way am I coloring it myself.

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    38 points Plus_Pea_5589

    How can you tell?

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    113 points CockamouseGoesWee

    No the son's name is Al, people keep reading it as AI. And there's no way Al said that, don't believe the imposter

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    51 points KeplerWasTaken

    Actual infant

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    8 points Plus_Pea_5589

    I mean obviously an infant didn’t draw it but an adult could. I’m not saying it’s not ai tho, I was just curious what you thought the tells were

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    3 points jimmylovescheese123

    Actual Infant -> AI

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    1 points All_Gun_High

    🌈RAINBOWS🌈

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    8 points Psquare_J_420

    childslop

    r/brandnewsentence

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  • 1129 points nesthesi

    “thanks grandma but this won’t buy indie slop”

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    504 points BigBounceZac

    Sorry gram but your hand-knitted sweater is getting sold on marketplace for $10 so I can buy garten of banban 16 or whatever

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    88 points AzekiaXVI

    Buy 17 Silksongs

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    37 points Independent_Fox_9438

    i need to buy this new cozy stardew-valley inspired dungeon crawler roguelike

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    148 points DanceMan1O

    Mf's really just be calling anything slop these days.

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    286 points shrekgaming1467

    https://preview.redd.it/k9fu3517ku8g1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3720a127aff911110fec2ea10802cfd2dbe01531

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    68 points Independent_Ad_7463

    Avatar frenchise

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    32 points Grilled_egs

    Holy Trvke

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    25 points Harbinger_of_Bees

    Avatar Franchise is a just-okay story (if you disregard the whole white savior thing), stretched out so very thin in longass movies. I don't really think it looks that good, most of the characters are 100% CGI so it looks like a AAA video game trailer most of the time, but apparently that's why people like it. But good visuals does not mean it's actually good.

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    9 points AlbinoShavedGorilla

    I think they’re talking about the last airbender

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    11 points Harbinger_of_Bees

    I feel like this is an opinion I've seen a lot about blue people Avatar and not about Last Airbender

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    3 points AlbinoShavedGorilla

    No people definitely love airbender avatar more than james Cameron avatar. I see nothing but universal praise for the last airbender original cartoon, and blue people avatar I usually see people say it’s cool visually but the story is lacking.

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    4 points Harbinger_of_Bees

    Yeah. People like Airbender for everything it is. People like Blue People Avatar for the quality of the visuals and nothing else. Hence, using it as an example of ""qualityslop"", being slop because the story is severely lacking and it's only the quality of the visuals.

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    1 points Haysie95

    https://i.redd.it/yzm52mhu9v8g1.gif

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    1 points Top-Garlic9111

    Budgetslop.

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    33 points Breyck_version_2

    https://preview.redd.it/0n7zyod1cv8g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2739f6d08117d58a8085f0f2a6ee66558b1ecbc8

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    74 points nesthesi

    https://preview.redd.it/oor8v20feu8g1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2cb1d20de1268de5158dc772ca9dbb42f288bd6

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    16 points Infinite_Dish_1949

    Slopslop

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    17 points Tsunamicat108

    Mfs will really put an apostrophe in mfs

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    -11 points Suspicious-Channel66

    r/foundtsunamicat108

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  • 353 points BigBounceZac

    /s in case it isn’t obvious

    Merry early Christmas whenthe

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    158 points Infinite_Dish_1949

    Merry Christmas to you too

    https://i.redd.it/ofddjhdf6u8g1.gif

    May you find trinkets and Steam giftcards under your tree.

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    25 points Jacksepticeyefan1545

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    Blue Clause wishes you a very blue Christmas

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    0 points hollowwollo

    Just got banned from the Losercity discord by reposting this

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  • 106 points JUGELBUTT

    money may not be the most meaningful gift but its the best one

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  • 110 points DemonFury826

    I yearn for the day i get a thoughtful gift instead of money

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    114 points smolgote

    Money is peak though

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    45 points DemonFury826

    After getting it for so long you start to get tired tho

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    157 points kingstonthroop

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    20 points DemonFury826

    https://i.redd.it/uabc6aftiu8g1.gif

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    14 points Leskendle45

    Really? I prefer it the most since i’d be able to use it whenever something goes wrong instead of receiving trinkets or whatnot

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    6 points cassavacakes

    im having trouble thinking where to store my gold bars. just give me a love letter, man

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    0 points Kan_Me

    Is that my best friend

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    0 points smolgote

    Howdy

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    15 points Kan_Me

    https://preview.redd.it/okigvkuyhu8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62a5410c6986828a08e87c688d9d1906ca74c92

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    7 points smolgote

    Chara, why'd you do that

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    5 points Kan_Me

    https://preview.redd.it/wq4rkhrpiu8g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81c62d867193c6da19799a571ca19a969350d7b

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    3 points stratusnco

    homeboy actually complaining about money. wtf.

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    1 points chuongdks

    Why not both? Have a money envelope and a thoughtful hand written letter inside it.

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  • 23 points O_REI_DOS_PATOS

    Y'all are getting gifts?

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  • 23 points Slow-Boysenberry3150

    Money is the best gift. Works for everyone. Very safe bet.

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    5 points poorperspective

    It’s also the only gift that doesn’t depreciate from the givers original value.

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    1 points Fine-Rock2513

    But it's going to have depreciated via inflation from the time of withdraw from the giver's iliquid asset

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    1 points poorperspective

    A 30 dollar gift card is under the same rate of inflation as a dollar. But it’s only good one place. If I was going to barter it off, you are lucky to get equal value. I couldn’t take score credit from 10 years ago and demand my 30 dollar gift card is really worth 41.60, they probably wouldn’t honor it since it expired. I can take

    An item can depreciate over 50 percent on the used market. It’s absolutely hilarious watching people try to sell items on Facebook marketplace place marking it only 10% of new value. I can usually get close to a 30% mark down from new if I want the item.

    I can take the money and put it on a savings account to ward off any depreciation due to inflation, which would be minute from the time given.

    In a game of comparison, cash depreciates the least.

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  • 53 points meove

    "grandma can i get best indie game?"

    "aight here E33"

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  • 11 points SilverScribe15

    Gift Cards might never be bad gifts, but handcrafted ones can hit the emotional crit

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    2 points acatohhhhhh

    Nuh uh I got the Battalions Backup

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  • 9 points Hot_Shot04

    I didn't even get that, I got leftover shit they tried to sell at craft fairs and some of their thrift store clothes "finds" they'd tried to side-hustle on eBay but couldn't. Also got a cheap model kit and a prize game vinyl they actually knew I didn't want, and then Grandma sent a shirt with AI slop on it as icing on the cake. I went as far as offering them a wish list with cheap stuff on it they could pool their money and pick from back in November and they declined just to do this.

    Dad usually comes in for the clutch and gives me something I actually want, but this year I had to loan him nearly $700 instead because he ran up his credit card bill on his beater of a car and couldn't pay it otherwise. That's money I had set aside for my credit card bill which I partially ran up buying gifts and bailing Dad out even earlier in November. And he's got me eBaying his junk so he can afford to pay me back in January.

    If my dad hadn't had cancer one year this would be the worst Christmas I've ever had. It's been nothing but poverty and the feeling of being unappreciated.

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  • 6 points Allergic2Stereotypes

    Me reading the letters very clearly trying to ignore the sweet 300 bucks that are RIGHT in front of me

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  • 4 points CuttyDFlambe

    You guys are getting gifts?

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  • 12 points Aiden624

    When you open your gifts and it’s crystallized dogshit because bro thought it would be funny (I’m going to furiously makeout with him later)

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  • 8 points stratusnco

    i’d rather have nothing. call me the grinch or whatever but i find it a waste of money when it isn’t something i want and legitimately hurts my feelings especially when i have mentioned this for years.

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  • 5 points Vjij

    I don't even get gifts :( I wish I got "Merry Christmas" cards at least

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    5 points Nerdout5

    Merry early Christmas :)

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    3 points Vjij

    Thank you! Merry early Christmas to you too my fren!! <3

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  • 2 points Bulky-Measurement996

    u/savevideo

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    11 points sssdfg_rot_farmer

    the top comment on any post of this subreddit will always have a save video link, you don't need to tag the bot

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  • 2 points BluntyBrody

    Gift cards are sometimes better than outright buying it before Christmas. Some places I have seen try to clean inventory before the next year with more aggressive sales.

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  • 2 points Ayotha

    Anyone who just gives gift cards never actually cared

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  • 2 points Grasshop

    Shake my heading my head

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  • 2 points hollowwollo

    I’m sorry but I will continue giving everyone giftcards after the meltdown where I gave 2/5 people shit they already had

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  • 1 points eaopty

    I got Pokémon cards so I can wait like 150 till it’s all worth enough to buy zomboid

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  • 1 points 275MPHFordGT40

    My mom handcrafting a AW2725D

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  • 1 points zezineo

    Mine was an alpha hell yeah

    https://preview.redd.it/2e6td79b1v8g1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eca88d1b00c23c09b431dc069082bd0740f2750

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  • 1 points asula_mez

    Dang I could only afford a $40 card. 😭 I hope they enjoy the quilt at least

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  • 1 points Single_Dirt_5450

    Why is this the first one 😭

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  • 1 points the_oof_god

    imagine being able to celebrate christmas

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    3 points Coltrain47

    Does "celebrating Christmas" only mean exchanging gifts to you, or are you in a place where you genuinely can't celebrate the birth of Christ?

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    3 points the_oof_god

    like it's simplified but my family doesnt give importance to the holiday at all

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  • 1 points StarchildKissteria

    What am I supposed to do with steam gift cards when PC parts are so expensive now? My old PC can’t run new games.

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  • 1 points MeunsterCheeseMan

    You guys are getting gifts?

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  • 1 points Lost_Painting_7041

    u/savevideo

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  • 1 points Brachet07

    That’s why i asked for one for my birthday soon

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