Evading rule 3 will now lead to a week-long timeout

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PTSD flashbacks when my ass claps too loudly

"our chosen names are just our sith names, welcome to the dark side"

The third jennifer will appear at midnight and tell him about his future

Man, 86, is fined £250 for littering after he spat out a LEAF that blew into his mouth

"His first name is Jean and his last name is 'Here is Jean."

“I’m the pregnant CEO of a luxury bean company”

Steam loses gooner monolith

Guys, is this a dildo print on my hotel room floor?

"My dog is trying really hard to replace my husband"

"I woke up and there was a 5 in my hair?"

“I feel blessed to be in a timeline where Darth Maul can wear the Nike Air Mags from Back to The Future”

"He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries"

"drawcel tear generator image"

“what if elphaba and glinda were lesbian giraffes with a beautiful family?”

Love Island makers say LGBT contestants bring 'logistical difficulties'

"she has three moms and they're not even gay"

The director yelled "i have an erection"

“the Black Panther Party forms a coalition with the Civil Alliance lead by MLK and other socialist resistance groups to fight against Germany and the KKK” - extract from one of my friends’ old world building projects, detailing an alternate timeline where Germany won WW2

oh okay, sometimes you just get cocoa on your horse i guess

Hope you got your tetanus shots

People would congratulate my parents on having such a spherical child

The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid

The bald-headed protagonist just screams console gaming