The joke is sex, get it?
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  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/Mimile36, your post is truly terrible!

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  • 878 points ghunt81

    Good wife give bj

    Bad wife not give bj

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    278 points CovvelShmovvelton

    ooga booga bj good

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    -71 points general_bonesteel

    Finally, something we all agree on!

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    47 points External-Usual-7697

    Why you got downvoted to hell is beyond me

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    1 points Twinkletoess112

    r/ruleof3

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    26 points reddit_boi222

    Bro this is funny why do redditors see something that has -1 upvotes and go to town on it 😭

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    16 points ForceOk6039

    Because hive mindset

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    9 points Aleister_Growley

    A downvote?

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    5 points reddit_boi222

    Yea

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    1 points Severe-Bed-9208

    Hmm, indeed, I’ve slept long enough

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    31 points sovietarmyfan

    Bumble jumping, of course! Who doesn't like that?

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    19 points memyselfandiowa

    Wife fight back

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  • 377 points yoshi_drinks_tea

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    56 points Sussy-Baka4040

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    75 points Takeshi-Ishii

    And it's also just misogyny

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    65 points Exarchii

    https://preview.redd.it/yiz1j67vzm5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c295ae42d417e55ae5b2a2109bbf766e9b2dbb2b

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    41 points Halfiplier

    https://preview.redd.it/j7smz9uoho5g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1f08b25803e698246c913dba60f54a25aa4344

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    14 points _Levitated_Shield_

    It ain't that deep. 💀

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  • 443 points TameTheAuroch

    To these people the "good wife" function is pretty much fulfilled by a fleshlight. Why did boomers marry at all then?

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    326 points You_are_all_great

    Because wife is not just a fleshlight, silly! She is also a cook, cleaner and maid.

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    69 points JockBbcBoy

    She's also a good wife if she makes babies and stays home with them smdh.

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    3 points BroMan001

    I always read smdh as “sucking my dick, hard”

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    1 points JockBbcBoy

    I wish it meant that, but not for this context lol

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    2 points GenderEnjoyer666

    And a breeder

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    -116 points Longjumping_Elk7969

    To make the rest of the generations until genZ, the one that asks why they exist?!🤣

    PS Your question was too much of a temptation to not give this answer 😁

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    57 points alpine309

    incomprehensible

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    50 points Squirrelly_Khan

    Kind of a shitty answer if I’m being honest, let alone a fucking weird reason to give said answer

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    29 points InfernoRathalos

    It's such a boomer ass comment too, and they don't even realize it. Would not be surprised at all if this person is from an older generation. And if they aren't, well that's just sad.

    ETA: They replied to me but deleted it or something. It isn't showing up. Probably for the best, it was most likely more drivel from an insipid fool.

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    -36 points Longjumping_Elk7969

    Yeah, at a meme about BJs you need some more intellectual comments like wife material is the one that can hold both corpus cavernosum in her mouth and say ok boomer at the same time or what? 🤣

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    11 points coltonious

    We ask why we exist because it feels like a cosmic comedy for us to have been born into such a shitty fucking place and time. Most countries fucking SUCK right now. The US is in one of the worst places it's EVER been, and we were forced into it at the perfect age for it to fall on our shoulders.

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    -2 points Longjumping_Elk7969

    Yeah, it sucks big time, but if the place sucks it's not your fault or the fault of being born, you just need to look for a way to exit the shitty place, I'm in Europe and I do not live in the same country I was born, it was the best decision I have made, from the job to the house all is better, in the way it bothered me, I do not talk about more money as it is a little more but that was not the point that made me move, the country just went down the hill and here it's still in the same place, for my POV is great. The US looks from here in Denmark like a open sky mental asylum, like all just get worse every year, if you can just move out and God bless you.

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    2 points evil-rick

    The emoji’s tell me you’re at least in your fifties.

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  • 131 points nigmusmaximus

    Bet he doesn’t eat her out tho…

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    69 points BAKED_TATER_

    Hubs need to eat the pussy like shrimp fried rice to earn that blowy

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    15 points Major_Melon

    r/brandnewsentence

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    5 points tesla_is_my_hero

    You telling me a shrimp ate this pussy?

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  • 104 points losemyhashtaag

    Happy & flirty are identical, just with more makeup.

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    24 points Ballerwind

    I have found this to be the case with my own wife. Also, sad wife has at times been happy wife at times

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    1 points rolexboxers

    Honestly, emotions aren’t binary like the joke tries to make them.

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    1 points nnylhsae

    Honestly my first thought looking at them was that they should be switched

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  • 159 points VikArist

    This type of "joke" really makes me lose hope in humanity every time I see it...

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    21 points NoVAMarauder1

    Oh, I lost hope in Humanity back in '04.

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    7 points SkyPuppy561

    I increasingly have a radioactive ball of vitriol in my chest for humanity

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  • 22 points brandeeeny

    Ride wife.

    life good.

    Wife fight back!

    Kill wife!

    Wife gone.

    Think about wife.

    Regret…

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  • 43 points DifficultBody8209

    https://preview.redd.it/62zh1dqphn5g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac9bf7caef6ce486e2fd411631bed15663160c3

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  • 28 points yeahilovegrimby

    Probably posted by a guy who’s never had a wife and or girlfriend.

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  • 23 points JAKE5023193

    the joke is also misogynistic

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  • 11 points Shayzy93

    Flirty and happy look identical, which doesn't surprise me in the least considering the number of men who think basic politeness = obvious flirting

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  • 48 points MsAngel95

    Gross.

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  • 32 points Possible_Economy_139

    https://preview.redd.it/hl6seqkqym5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa07dd1a6561695ada6545007c7405451692498

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    2 points Addicted-2Diving

    Which cartoon is that from?

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    4 points pikachus_ghost_uncle

    Aqua teen hunger force. It's their landlord.

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  • 20 points phoenix25

    The eyes in the last one look glazed over and souless

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    2 points BroMan001

    That’s how I look when I’m at my job too

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  • 10 points kamel_k

    If she sucks your dick, then you just gotta return the favor. Suck her dick

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  • 15 points _Levitated_Shield_

    good wife is when le sex object

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  • 5 points _Deny_005

    Happy llama

    Sad llama

    Mentally disturbed llama

    Super llama

    Drama llama

    Big fat mama llama

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    3 points mininandprofilin

    llama llama duck

    Oh god, I aged myself with this one, didn’t I?

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  • 4 points Xx_scribbledragon_xX

    take note of how the light has also gone from her eyes

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  • 5 points yunesb

    I'm surprised that the 'good wife" has a nose piercing

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  • 3 points Halpmezaddy

    Guess someone has a type...

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  • 3 points Pingasplz

    https://preview.redd.it/s7rxroyvdv5g1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad72fda9c91cf8883baa22dd50f97b81938eb83

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  • 3 points MonCity19

    She's sucking a dick!

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  • 3 points Snootet

    https://preview.redd.it/y8rkptgz7y5g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b9372a2eec0dacac04a8abdde5cce72aa1f798

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  • 9 points NocturnaKat

    Ironically the last one looks the least attractive in that angle lmao

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  • 16 points Wackylew

    Depending on the effort... image number 2 could be related to image 4 👀

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    2 points evnacdc

    I'm not above getting a tearjerker.

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  • 2 points diritsta

    Keyboard's got more game than the whole team combined. 😂

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  • 1 points uwerolisa

    Oh man, the "terrible" one is peak husband energy. 😂

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  • 1 points Rockstat_

    Ahhh, next is the good life!

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  • 1 points filodori

    Lmao, Brian's memes are eternal, just like my bad decisions.

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  • 1 points diritsta

    Lmao, the keyboard's the real MVP here, hiding the truth.

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  • 1 points GhostBoo-ty

    No she's looking out for hawks so they don't fly away with her short king.

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  • 1 points grand305

    BJ and porn. joke.

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  • 1 points BbSqwrlLOL

    The fourth one is not looking into a ring light 👍 i got it

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  • 1 points Powerful-Advance3014

    This is an old Muslim joke, from the 14th century, after the final failed Crusade, about the Muslim husband with 4 wives, and his never ending quest to please all 4.

    Where do you think the phase All 4 One, One 4 All originated?

    Just like the colonial, western culture nihilism to negate the origin of this anti Crusader joke.

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  • 1 points Physical_Highlight89

    Very Misogynistic and some comments really show how people think about that 🐈 ...

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  • -19 points jordan3257

    Ew sex jokes are never ok to be posted on the internet!

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    13 points SkyPuppy561

    Sex jokes are fine. This is a sexIST joke unless OOP would agree that a good husband eats pussy. Are you seriously that dense as to the issue with this meme?

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  • -1 points njhoudini

    Yes

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