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  • 4490 points minimaddnz

    So he has paid another woman for a day to make out life is better than it is

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    864 points StolenPies

    Wonder if he's still paying $500 for the shoot?

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    31 points Abject_Champion3966

    She posted about it. Apparently he was rude and underpaid her.

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    11 points StolenPies

    This is a new photoshoot with a new girl, that's what's so unreal. 

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    15 points Abject_Champion3966

    Yes I know. The new girl has already tweeted about it lol she’s a Ukrainian model.

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    4 points StolenPies

    Oh wow. I wonder what the deal is here.

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    9 points Abject_Champion3966

    Someone suggested it’s done on purpose. Model gets to name herself and get a boost and he gets a second wave of controversy. Does seem very similar to the last incident.

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    343 points redditispedoland

    She looks like a discount

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    102 points RoutineCloud5993

    Looking happy about the situation costs extra

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    46 points copperteapots

    she said that she was underpaid, mistreated, and lied to about the nature of the shoot/event. i feel horrible for her

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    4 points MattManSD

    well the $ will help her get her drivers license

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    35 points za72

    weak market this month bro

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    59 points Adventurous-Sky9359

    Discourt ya mean

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    69 points Scarethefish

    Discourtesan*

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    10 points CUNTALUCARD

    A-S you a straight up OG !

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    5 points DifficultPension1750

    She looks like a child

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    54 points Conyan51

    My friend after a break up was going out with sugar daddies who were honestly paying $300 to her for sex and buying her a shit ton of nice stuff and after she finally found a good guy settled down with it. Honestly I don’t blame her though if I was one of those girls I may put my morals aside to drain a sap out of a few hundred.

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    49 points -o-_Holy-Moly

    $300 is insanely low, nice shit or not

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    17 points Conyan51

    She just wanted sex and if money was on the table would take it.

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    16 points Commercial-Co

    Seems like the dudes wanted sex in exchange for money. They both got what they wanted, it appears

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    15 points epiDXB

    This might blow your mind but some women even have sex for $0.

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    8 points Sents-2-b

    Need zip code for proof

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    44 points Mesmercat

    I would do that if I could. But gay sugar daddies want an actual exclusive relationship or are scammers. Like seriously can't a guy use his remaining few years of youthfulness to fleece men without a strict commitment?

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    19 points DisenfranchisedCynic

    But the sap they have to drain may haunt her, ad infinitum.

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    9 points Conyan51

    That’s one of my concerns I had for her but she seems to have realized how bad that was for her. I genuinely hope the best for her but those were her decisions and I do like the new guy she’s with so I’m hoping this can put a positive influence on her.

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    5 points Real_Mokola

    300€ for 3minutes is not that bad considering when it's converted to an hourly wage. Sure there's a lot more to it than just sex, but then getting wined and dined before it happens and acting like what ever comes out of their mouth is the most exciting thing ever.

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    3 points jmcgil4684

    I think last one was $400

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    235 points __Hello_my_name_is__

    Just to be clear: The guy is basically just doing rage bait. There are interviews of him out there where he basically admits that these kinds of posts give him the most engagement, so he's doing them. The more outrageous he is about them, the more engagement he gets, so he tries to be as outrageous as humanly possible.

    Sure keeps working, too.

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    116 points LolaPaloz

    His face is engagement bait

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    26 points vettotech

    this guy is absolutely killing it in marketing

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    6 points Ok-Operation-6432

    Someone get James Hetfield on the horn, this guy will sell so many tickets.

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    11 points Adventurous-Brain-36

    I mean, good on Vector 2 for exploiting people’s refusal to actually look into things.

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    26 points Helenium_autumnale

    People who have better things to do with their time than this panting for attention are most likely having a nicer Christmas/holiday of their choice than this loser.

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    9 points Baikken

    He runs an entertainment company, attention is how he makes a living I guess.

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    3 points za72

    wow... he must be an engagement millionaire

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    399 points dermitdenhaarentanzt

    My literal first thought was "oh it's the guy known for paying a model for a photoshoot and then bragging online that she is his girlfriend"

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    88 points vom-IT-coffin

    Whatever, dude wants to make up for years of isolation and blow his money, so be it. I probably spent $500 on just as stupid shit this month so far.

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    61 points AndroidREM

    I spend $500/month easily on alcohol cause my life kinda sucks.

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    66 points Groovatronic

    I got sober and my life stopped sucking this year, which has been nice. It had gotten so bad I had to go to rehab to get my shit together, for the record. But I’m glad I did it.

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    36 points Final-Possession-814

    Congratulations. Beating your demons is never easy. Stay strong.

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    13 points vladvash

    Happy for yah.

    Im not at a point alchohol is doing anything bad to me but God damn I can't 100% quit.

    Its literally everywhere. Its so easy to just get a beer, and then its 6.

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    12 points Gullible-Cup1392

    Happy for you man, after a certain time it becomes a disorder and a disease and it's difficult to come back from.

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    7 points Rabid_Cheese_Monkey

    Congratulations. Seriously.

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    6 points dalamarnightson

    I got sober from the drug I was addicted too and my life still sucks. Just not as much lol

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    3 points boatymcfloat

    Proud of you!

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    27 points Leumas_

    Hey man. My life kinda sucks too right now, but it’s manageable. If you think you’re drinking too much you should try and slow down. It is possible. I drank way too much for way too long and I chilled out. I’m not sober, but I can honestly say that I now drink within the limits of people who don’t have a problem. I’m not trying to push you toward anything, but if you need to hear that you can change things up if you want to then I’m saying it.

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    11 points TraitorousSwinger

    My favorite part of reddit is all of the people talking shit like their lives dont suck.

    Im high during pretty much all waking hours.

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    5 points knotmyusualaccount

    Im high during pretty much all waking hours.

    I'm not, and my life still sucks.

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    5 points meghonsolozar

    My life doesn't suck, but I can't really afford to do much else at the moment so......cheers!

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    21 points Phizle

    The issue is he didn't hire her for that, he paid for a seemingly normal commercial shoot & then claimed she was his girlfriend without her consent, which is how this came out.

    Probably has lost all his money on crypto and stupid fucking clothes so he can't afford an actual escort or sugar baby- at least the woman is on board in those cases.

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    10 points Prudent_Substance_25

    You ding dongs still don't realize he's trolling.

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  • 1665 points mrsbaerwald

    He looks like a camel.

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    379 points jtruitt8833

    He found a way to make Joe Camel actually look uncool

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    61 points TheSamurabbi

    Joe Camel from Temu

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    36 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    10 points CUNTALUCARD

    You gave me the best chuckle of this day.tyvvm

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    3 points TheLowlyPheasant

    Yeah, nothing says cool like a cartoon camel dressed like a 50s greaser who sells cigarettes to kids

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    24 points unclemurv

    https://ibb.co/RGhfJ3k0

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    20 points Kindly_Education_517

    How you rich af and STILL ugly?????

    all that money and cant afford surgery is crazy to me

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    5 points MrSocPsych

    Apparently he was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The owner of the Raiders though…..yeeeeeesh

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    18 points Hood_Mobbin

    If Joe Camel was a human.

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    11 points DavidRandom

    Jay Z has entered the chat

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  • 981 points DigbickMcBalls

    Not his girlfriend anyways. Its a woman he paid to take a photo with, and she didnt consent to being called his girlfriend. She is just a paid model.

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    276 points chuckgnomington

    He gets paid to make people mad, he pays models to hang out with him to make said content, world keeps on spinning

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    128 points trobsmonkey

    The fact that people don't realize he makes a lot of money by pissing people off.

    He's satirizing the crypto bros and makes a load of money because everyone is mad about it.

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    69 points chuckgnomington

    He’s got it down to a science, give it a week and this gal will “drop a bomb” that she’s a paid model, second massive wave of engagement, rinse and repeat

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    45 points trobsmonkey

    As I told a friend who was angry at this guy for another post.

    "Clowns gotta eat."

    I don't fault the guy for finding his niche and making money. No one is getting hurt. Just some fools feeling silly.

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    7 points JxB_Paperboy

    Wait, so is he actually a crypto bro or just pretending?

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    8 points trobsmonkey

    He's satirizing the hell out of them. This is 100% pure rage bait.

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    4 points Pooptimist

    How is he making money off of it?

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    2 points RaytheonOrion

    I’m also confused.

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    20 points moonrakervenice

    Are you sure he doesn’t also pay them to be “mad” on social media afterwards?

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    19 points Wizardfromthefuture

    This.. the models are in on the joke.

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  • 222 points mandarintain

    He looks like a simpsons character

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    50 points Gruntamainia

    My first thought was artie zif

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    11 points retro_mod

    From the first season

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  • 624 points ShutInLurker

    The gf has the look of a child bride stolen from one of the sadder European countries.

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    105 points NormanBatesIsBae

    I remember this guy, the last woman he claimed was his girlfriend had to make a post clarifying she was paid to spend time with him and did not know he would falsely claim they were in a relationship.

    From now on I assume the same situation is happening with every “girlfriend” he posts unless I have direct confirmation otherwise lol

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    16 points xchipter

    I knew he looked familiar. 100% same situation with this photo.

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    13 points Massawyrm

    had to make a post clarifying she was paid to spend time with him

    It's even worse than that. She said she was hired to appear in some sketches. It was a paid acting gig for local actors. It's not even like he's hiring prostitutes and claiming they're girlfriends. They're actors who think they're getting some legit work.

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    3 points Swimming-Marketing20

    And seeing this clown when you show up for the gig makes it very believable that it's all just some sketch

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    119 points DonVargas-9

    That is not his GF. She is a model he hired to do a photo shoot.

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    26 points METRlOS

    I thought it was his sister, so could be worse.

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    6 points Joshopolis

    yeah definitely thought they were related at first glance

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    104 points PsyOpBunnyHop

    43 and dress like that, he's the one who looks like a child.

    She's less than half his age. Better check his hard drive.

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    14 points Shyface_Killah

    We still dress like that... at home, anyway.

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    8 points PsyOpBunnyHop

    Yeah, not in public... and definitely not in a brag pic.

    "Look how badass I am." - biggest dork ever

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    12 points dodecaphonicism

    > sadder European countries

    Just say Eastern Europe, it's faster.

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    3 points HumptyDrumpy

    or whichever one the tates escaped from

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    3 points Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97

    14 going on 26

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  • 468 points Reasonable-Bus-2187

    Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

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    34 points SuperbAd8266

    Did any of them show you their Glamour Shots?

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    36 points poser765

    We make fun of Kip, but I’ll be damned if he wasn’t absolutely killing it. Living his best life AND Lafawnduh was a catch.

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    15 points deathmetalbanjo

    ..and training to become a cage fighter

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  • 372 points eljosho1986

    I have a wife and 3 kids. I live a pretty standard lower middle class life by all accounts. I've been with her for 18 years. I can guarantee that I am happier than a mfer that has to pay a woman to pay attention to him and post it online.

    I have many troubles and difficulties, but I am happy and I love my life.

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    34 points SnooLemons4051

    God bless you and your family always. You have exactly what i'd die for.

    I dont get why people brag about not wanting kids

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    30 points eljosho1986

    Look, the big takeaway here, imo, is that anyone truly happy or content shouldn't ever feel the need to "rub it in" on social media.

    Find what makes you happy and live it. If you're dependent on other people's reactions to your joy then you aren't really happy.

    I hope everyone can find contentedness in whatever way they want

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    8 points SnooLemons4051

    amen

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    9 points TheHovercraft

    I dont get why people brag about not wanting kids

    Because people who make certain choices (or don't get to have the choice) and get constantly demonized for it have one of 2 reactions. Either they avoid the topic entirely or get a (justifiably to an extent I'd say) chip on their shoulder regarding it.

    Sometimes "I don't want children" is code for "I can't have children" such is the case for at least one mutual friend and it's a way of politely shutting the conversation down. But a lot of people will keep mercilessly prodding for a different answer and they start to resent being asked. And then they snap at another mutual friend's oblivious wife for continuing to prod at a clearly painful topic.

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    4 points SpartySoup

    Wife and 2 kids here. I am so happy to create the magic of Christmas for my kids. It is all I’ve ever wanted.

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    3 points Melicor

    He sleeps in a race car bed

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  • 166 points Xsiah

    Anyone who has a partner who loves them for who they are instead of how much money they have, probably.

    And anyone who has a tree with more proportional baubles - those look terrible.

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    72 points helpmegetoffthisapp

    He’s a poser. He posted a similar picture with another woman who called him out. She was a paid actor and didn’t know what the photo was for. What a poor, pathetic little man.

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    3 points Old_timey_brain

    What a poor, pathetic little man.

    But he's wearing two watches simultaneously.

    How bad can he really be? /s

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  • 59 points PixelBrewery

    Is 'ahh' supposed to mean 'ass'?

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    73 points GUMIthePyromaniac

    Yes, and it’s fucking stupid.

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    45 points Beeboy1110

    Gen Z aren't allowed to curse. 

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    8 points solonoctus

    And seeing tits in a movie send them straight into an existential crisis.

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    15 points MuhfugginSaucera

    OP must think teacher is listening

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    14 points Async0x0

    Goddamn it I hate it so much

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    8 points c_monies_

    Doesn't help that I read it like a pirate would say "arr"!

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    3 points DeerInternational667

    Tis be a Dr Seuss arr matey, I be tellin ya! He be lookin like a deck hand arr

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    6 points Impossible_Color

    Yes. It’s just one of many indicators of just how doomed that generation is. The levels of arrested development they display are astounding, and that’s coming from a Gen-Xer. Which should scare everyone.

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  • 23 points IntroductionNormal70

    You mean ass?

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  • 60 points Business_Door4860

    "Crypto millionaire" does that mean he actually has liquid assets? Or like pretend money?

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    24 points polkacat12321

    I mean, if you look at the way he's dressed....

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    6 points Xsiah

    Money can't buy taste https://x.com/iam_smx/status/1887945023435534344

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    6 points polkacat12321

    Maybe not, but it can definitely buy a good stylist 💀

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    9 points sunufgud

    You'd think a crypto millionaire could afford more attractive escorts

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  • 17 points Mediocrity-FTW

    I've seen people making 30k a year have a better fashion sense. I've seen multiple variations of this guy with a woman he had to pay to be within 100ft of him and he's always making the same smug ass troll face smirk.

    He thinks he's making us seethe but all he's doing is making a lolcow out of himself.

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  • 43 points polkacat12321

    twinky Jeffrey duhmer looking motherfucker

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    10 points Mike_Oxsmall_420

    r/BrandNewSentence

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  • 17 points Skate_faced

    You better be careful. He gets that pimped out Rick Moranis look in his eye, there's no turning his oven back down.

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    13 points slutty_muppet

    Honey We Bought The Dip

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  • 16 points lifasannrottivaetr

    Two watches?

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    11 points WeirdSysAdmin

    He has to be a caricature of himself. I hope. Doubt it but I like it live in a fantasy world.

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    5 points esoogkcudkcud

    Two watches.

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    3 points lifasannrottivaetr

    Alright then

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    3 points PlentyParking832

    Makes me feel like its satire. At least I hope it is.

    Edit: Have evidence that it is. https://www.businessinsider.com/choose-wealth-crypto-x-community-notes-nick-oneill-interview-2024-3

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  • 12 points intentionalreticence

    Literally anyone who didn’t have to buy his smoking hot girlfriend who looks like she’s about to cry.

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  • 11 points jasdonle

    Hey I wish I was a millionaire as much as the next guy, but if I had to be THAT dude I'd turn it down in a heartbeat.

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  • 8 points newfriendschan

    I thought Kyle Gordon dropped a new character

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  • 9 points 4barT89

    This guy may have the #1 most punchable face that has ever existed. And damn, there are a lot of punchable faces out there.

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  • 9 points devil_lettuce

    https://x.com/i/status/1997431403395326040

    .... . The "girlfriend's" post makes it funnier

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  • 26 points LeahIsAwake

    Is he wearing a labubu as a necklace? Bro.

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    12 points TheJaybo

    It matches his stuffed dog's?

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    12 points DrunkBeavis

    He's wearing a watch on both wrists.

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    7 points Anxious-Flamingo-994

    This is much more upsetting, yes.

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    5 points farawayeyes13

    Plus those shoes.

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  • 28 points derTraumer

    How dudes who say “ahh” instead of ass feel: 😤😤😎

    How dudes who say “ahh” instead of ass look: 🤡🤡👶💩

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    15 points bareass_bush

    Seriously, wtf is that shit? Do you say it different? Just say “ass” like a normal person.

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    7 points MuhfugginSaucera

    But teacher is listening

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  • 18 points BlameTag

    Ugh, why does the internet keep making me see this guy?

    Also didn't he get called out for tricking a model to post as his girlfriend last time?

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    17 points RIPJAW_12893

    what? isnt this post satire? im 95% sure ive seen this dudes skits before

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    9 points joec_95123

    It is. He IS a crypto bro, that's legit. And he made one semi-serious post on a rented boat that went viral, with people comparing his face to Sara Jay and Joe Camel. And ever since then, he's leaned into it, trying to make ridiculous viral posts.

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  • 6 points jakgal04

    Whats with his weird ass smirk? And how long until this woman makes a followup post saying they're not in a relationship and he paid her to be there?

    Also, why does he dress like he's in 8th grade?

    Bonus points.. 2 watches?

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  • 4 points GaiusMarius60BC

    What was this guy's name again? I just remember him looking like a real-life Squidward.

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  • 4 points THEmandingoBoy

    I recognize this dude. He looks like a human camel.

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  • 4 points memerismlol

    He looks like a villain gru would fight

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  • 3 points Rogueshoten

    He’s still posting this garbage? Dude’s been exposed again and again…does he really think anyone falls for it now?

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  • 4 points Pontius_Vulgaris

    Post containing

    "I am not his girlfriend, this was a paid photo shoot, and I still haven't received my payment or proper credits on social media, as per our written agreement"

    From her in... 3.... 2.... 1....

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  • 7 points ExtacyRap

    This is Kyle Gordon isnt it lol this must be trolling

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  • 3 points King_Grapefruit

    Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my life choices

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  • 3 points sachimokins

    This dude looks like an irl soyjack

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  • 3 points waiting4omscs

    Dude goes viral for the same play over and over. Good comedian

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  • 3 points Jmeud

    Looks like he paid a hooker to stand in front of a Macy's display while he was in his pajamas.

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  • 3 points therealmintoncard

    Joe Camel lookin’ mf.

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  • 3 points VietKongCountry

    Using the word “girlfriend” in a rather flexible manner right there.

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  • 3 points domelite8296

    The Shermanator?

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  • 3 points Matatan_Tactical

    This is what I imagine a reddit mod looks like if they win the lotto

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  • 3 points snakelygiggles

    me. im going to have a normal ass christmas with my family who love me despite not having a ton of money.

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  • 3 points vanilla_disco

    I don't know who this is, and I feel that's a win for me

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  • 3 points anecessaryend

    Watches on both wrists and the most Ed Hardy/douche couture looking band shirt. Can Horton hear a “Why” ??

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  • 3 points TheyveKilledFritzz

    ....are those shoes? What kinda feet my man have under there

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  • 3 points OceanicDissonance

    My guy has a tacky Melania Christmas tree straight out the White House.

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  • 3 points za72

    douchebag loser one day, crypto douchebag millionaire another day, back to douchebag millionaire the next and on and on... such a stable amount of wealth... nice Metallica shirt, sill a loser...

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  • 3 points pnutnz

    to be fair, she doesnt look that hot. just young.

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  • 3 points crystalyne123

    lmaoo punchable face

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  • 3 points CosmoJones07

    The only thing dumber than the way this guy looks is saying "ahh" instead of ass.

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  • 3 points relaxyourshoulders

    She’s doing her best to barely touch him

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  • 3 points pretibigtoo

    Yea because crypto is stable and usable anywhere.

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  • 3 points PamelaELee

    This dude looks insufferable, and that prostitutes cold sores look like they have cold sores.

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  • 3 points Prabuski

    This guy looks like a radioshak employee thats codes on the side using a TRS-80.

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  • 3 points ruraljurorserver

    He looks like he owns the nice cpap machine

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  • 3 points NotEspeciallyClever

    Just type "ass" for fuck sake.

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  • 3 points wyvern_rider

    Just say ass.

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  • 3 points Possessed_potato

    I love seeing this dude cause like, he's comically ugly.

    He looks what I'd expect people to draw when envisioning "Dude who pretends he's rich" type vibes.

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  • 3 points Mr_Podo

    She’s definitely not smoking hot.

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  • 3 points HairyContactbeware

    https://share.google/HfWUn7U4npByO0A3T

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  • 3 points Kokoro87

    This has to be a parody right? His look, the fact he pays the girls, 2 watches(?) and a toy dog?

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  • 3 points SlipperyTwat

    Me cause I have kids and Christmas is for them...

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  • 3 points Cpt_Nosferatu

    I got a wife who loves me more than my money... so me, that's who's having a better Christmas.

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  • 3 points Cold_Tower_2215

    Why do ppl say ahh? It’s so dumb. It doesn’t mean ass.

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  • 3 points theBellrhino

    That woman has the expression of "I really don't want to be here, but I need the paycheck..."

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  • 9 points holiwud111

    Tell me you're 5'3'' without telling me that you're 5'3''...

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  • 2 points Chilli_Dog72

    Damn - that looks like JODIE COMER from Killing Eve.

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  • 2 points Karmaswhiskee

    I don't understand his outfit choice here. Like he's trying to look cool, even paid a model to take photos with him... Why not pay a stylist lmao?

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  • 2 points donmerr

    Wow I always wondered what happened to Badger from “better off dead”!

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  • 2 points namealreadytakenbyme

    Dude wearing two watches?

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  • 2 points gatsome

    Prettier gals at any given Target

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  • 2 points Tamatajuice

    Money can’t buy taste

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  • 2 points Squash__Bucket

    This guy has popped up on a few subs. Is he real?

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  • 2 points Hi-Tech_Luddite

    She would not even let him touch her

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  • 2 points javoss88

    Run honey

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