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Someone suggested it’s done on purpose. Model gets to name herself and get a boost and he gets a second wave of controversy. Does seem very similar to the last incident.
My friend after a break up was going out with sugar daddies who were honestly paying $300 to her for sex and buying her a shit ton of nice stuff and after she finally found a good guy settled down with it. Honestly I don’t blame her though if I was one of those girls I may put my morals aside to drain a sap out of a few hundred.
I would do that if I could. But gay sugar daddies want an actual exclusive relationship or are scammers. Like seriously can't a guy use his remaining few years of youthfulness to fleece men without a strict commitment?
That’s one of my concerns I had for her but she seems to have realized how bad that was for her. I genuinely hope the best for her but those were her decisions and I do like the new guy she’s with so I’m hoping this can put a positive influence on her.
300€ for 3minutes is not that bad considering when it's converted to an hourly wage. Sure there's a lot more to it than just sex, but then getting wined and dined before it happens and acting like what ever comes out of their mouth is the most exciting thing ever.
Just to be clear: The guy is basically just doing rage bait. There are interviews of him out there where he basically admits that these kinds of posts give him the most engagement, so he's doing them. The more outrageous he is about them, the more engagement he gets, so he tries to be as outrageous as humanly possible.
People who have better things to do with their time than this panting for attention are most likely having a nicer Christmas/holiday of their choice than this loser.
I got sober and my life stopped sucking this year, which has been nice. It had gotten so bad I had to go to rehab to get my shit together, for the record. But I’m glad I did it.
Hey man. My life kinda sucks too right now, but it’s manageable. If you think you’re drinking too much you should try and slow down. It is possible. I drank way too much for way too long and I chilled out. I’m not sober, but I can honestly say that I now drink within the limits of people who don’t have a problem. I’m not trying to push you toward anything, but if you need to hear that you can change things up if you want to then I’m saying it.
The issue is he didn't hire her for that, he paid for a seemingly normal commercial shoot & then claimed she was his girlfriend without her consent, which is how this came out.
Probably has lost all his money on crypto and stupid fucking clothes so he can't afford an actual escort or sugar baby- at least the woman is on board in those cases.
He’s got it down to a science, give it a week and this gal will “drop a bomb” that she’s a paid model, second massive wave of engagement, rinse and repeat
I remember this guy, the last woman he claimed was his girlfriend had to make a post clarifying she was paid to spend time with him and did not know he would falsely claim they were in a relationship.
From now on I assume the same situation is happening with every “girlfriend” he posts unless I have direct confirmation otherwise lol
had to make a post clarifying she was paid to spend time with him
It's even worse than that. She said she was hired to appear in some sketches. It was a paid acting gig for local actors. It's not even like he's hiring prostitutes and claiming they're girlfriends. They're actors who think they're getting some legit work.
I have a wife and 3 kids. I live a pretty standard lower middle class life by all accounts. I've been with her for 18 years. I can guarantee that I am happier than a mfer that has to pay a woman to pay attention to him and post it online.
I have many troubles and difficulties, but I am happy and I love my life.
Because people who make certain choices (or don't get to have the choice) and get constantly demonized for it have one of 2 reactions. Either they avoid the topic entirely or get a (justifiably to an extent I'd say) chip on their shoulder regarding it.
Sometimes "I don't want children" is code for "I can't have children" such is the case for at least one mutual friend and it's a way of politely shutting the conversation down. But a lot of people will keep mercilessly prodding for a different answer and they start to resent being asked. And then they snap at another mutual friend's oblivious wife for continuing to prod at a clearly painful topic.
He’s a poser. He posted a similar picture with another woman who called him out. She was a paid actor and didn’t know what the photo was for. What a poor, pathetic little man.
Yes. It’s just one of many indicators of just how doomed that generation is. The levels of arrested development they display are astounding, and that’s coming from a Gen-Xer. Which should scare everyone.
I've seen people making 30k a year have a better fashion sense. I've seen multiple variations of this guy with a woman he had to pay to be within 100ft of him and he's always making the same smug ass troll face smirk.
He thinks he's making us seethe but all he's doing is making a lolcow out of himself.
It is. He IS a crypto bro, that's legit. And he made one semi-serious post on a rented boat that went viral, with people comparing his face to Sara Jay and Joe Camel. And ever since then, he's leaned into it, trying to make ridiculous viral posts.
"I am not his girlfriend, this was a paid photo shoot, and I still haven't received my payment or proper credits on social media, as per our written agreement"
douchebag loser one day, crypto douchebag millionaire another day, back to douchebag millionaire the next and on and on... such a stable amount of wealth... nice Metallica shirt, sill a loser...
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So he has paid another woman for a day to make out life is better than it is
Wonder if he's still paying $500 for the shoot?
She posted about it. Apparently he was rude and underpaid her.
This is a new photoshoot with a new girl, that's what's so unreal.
Yes I know. The new girl has already tweeted about it lol she’s a Ukrainian model.
Oh wow. I wonder what the deal is here.
Someone suggested it’s done on purpose. Model gets to name herself and get a boost and he gets a second wave of controversy. Does seem very similar to the last incident.
She looks like a discount
Looking happy about the situation costs extra
she said that she was underpaid, mistreated, and lied to about the nature of the shoot/event. i feel horrible for her
well the $ will help her get her drivers license
weak market this month bro
Discourt ya mean
Discourtesan*
A-S you a straight up OG !
She looks like a child
My friend after a break up was going out with sugar daddies who were honestly paying $300 to her for sex and buying her a shit ton of nice stuff and after she finally found a good guy settled down with it. Honestly I don’t blame her though if I was one of those girls I may put my morals aside to drain a sap out of a few hundred.
$300 is insanely low, nice shit or not
She just wanted sex and if money was on the table would take it.
Seems like the dudes wanted sex in exchange for money. They both got what they wanted, it appears
This might blow your mind but some women even have sex for $0.
Need zip code for proof
I would do that if I could. But gay sugar daddies want an actual exclusive relationship or are scammers. Like seriously can't a guy use his remaining few years of youthfulness to fleece men without a strict commitment?
But the sap they have to drain may haunt her, ad infinitum.
That’s one of my concerns I had for her but she seems to have realized how bad that was for her. I genuinely hope the best for her but those were her decisions and I do like the new guy she’s with so I’m hoping this can put a positive influence on her.
300€ for 3minutes is not that bad considering when it's converted to an hourly wage. Sure there's a lot more to it than just sex, but then getting wined and dined before it happens and acting like what ever comes out of their mouth is the most exciting thing ever.
I think last one was $400
Just to be clear: The guy is basically just doing rage bait. There are interviews of him out there where he basically admits that these kinds of posts give him the most engagement, so he's doing them. The more outrageous he is about them, the more engagement he gets, so he tries to be as outrageous as humanly possible.
Sure keeps working, too.
His face is engagement bait
this guy is absolutely killing it in marketing
Someone get James Hetfield on the horn, this guy will sell so many tickets.
I mean, good on Vector 2 for exploiting people’s refusal to actually look into things.
People who have better things to do with their time than this panting for attention are most likely having a nicer Christmas/holiday of their choice than this loser.
He runs an entertainment company, attention is how he makes a living I guess.
wow... he must be an engagement millionaire
My literal first thought was "oh it's the guy known for paying a model for a photoshoot and then bragging online that she is his girlfriend"
Whatever, dude wants to make up for years of isolation and blow his money, so be it. I probably spent $500 on just as stupid shit this month so far.
I spend $500/month easily on alcohol cause my life kinda sucks.
I got sober and my life stopped sucking this year, which has been nice. It had gotten so bad I had to go to rehab to get my shit together, for the record. But I’m glad I did it.
Congratulations. Beating your demons is never easy. Stay strong.
Happy for yah.
Im not at a point alchohol is doing anything bad to me but God damn I can't 100% quit.
Its literally everywhere. Its so easy to just get a beer, and then its 6.
Happy for you man, after a certain time it becomes a disorder and a disease and it's difficult to come back from.
Congratulations. Seriously.
I got sober from the drug I was addicted too and my life still sucks. Just not as much lol
Proud of you!
Hey man. My life kinda sucks too right now, but it’s manageable. If you think you’re drinking too much you should try and slow down. It is possible. I drank way too much for way too long and I chilled out. I’m not sober, but I can honestly say that I now drink within the limits of people who don’t have a problem. I’m not trying to push you toward anything, but if you need to hear that you can change things up if you want to then I’m saying it.
My favorite part of reddit is all of the people talking shit like their lives dont suck.
Im high during pretty much all waking hours.
I'm not, and my life still sucks.
My life doesn't suck, but I can't really afford to do much else at the moment so......cheers!
The issue is he didn't hire her for that, he paid for a seemingly normal commercial shoot & then claimed she was his girlfriend without her consent, which is how this came out.
Probably has lost all his money on crypto and stupid fucking clothes so he can't afford an actual escort or sugar baby- at least the woman is on board in those cases.
You ding dongs still don't realize he's trolling.
He looks like a camel.
He found a way to make Joe Camel actually look uncool
Joe Camel from Temu
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You gave me the best chuckle of this day.tyvvm
Yeah, nothing says cool like a cartoon camel dressed like a 50s greaser who sells cigarettes to kids
https://ibb.co/RGhfJ3k0
How you rich af and STILL ugly?????
all that money and cant afford surgery is crazy to me
Apparently he was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The owner of the Raiders though…..yeeeeeesh
If Joe Camel was a human.
Jay Z has entered the chat
Not his girlfriend anyways. Its a woman he paid to take a photo with, and she didnt consent to being called his girlfriend. She is just a paid model.
He gets paid to make people mad, he pays models to hang out with him to make said content, world keeps on spinning
The fact that people don't realize he makes a lot of money by pissing people off.
He's satirizing the crypto bros and makes a load of money because everyone is mad about it.
He’s got it down to a science, give it a week and this gal will “drop a bomb” that she’s a paid model, second massive wave of engagement, rinse and repeat
As I told a friend who was angry at this guy for another post.
"Clowns gotta eat."
I don't fault the guy for finding his niche and making money. No one is getting hurt. Just some fools feeling silly.
Wait, so is he actually a crypto bro or just pretending?
He's satirizing the hell out of them. This is 100% pure rage bait.
How is he making money off of it?
I’m also confused.
Are you sure he doesn’t also pay them to be “mad” on social media afterwards?
This.. the models are in on the joke.
He looks like a simpsons character
My first thought was artie zif
From the first season
The gf has the look of a child bride stolen from one of the sadder European countries.
I remember this guy, the last woman he claimed was his girlfriend had to make a post clarifying she was paid to spend time with him and did not know he would falsely claim they were in a relationship.
From now on I assume the same situation is happening with every “girlfriend” he posts unless I have direct confirmation otherwise lol
I knew he looked familiar. 100% same situation with this photo.
It's even worse than that. She said she was hired to appear in some sketches. It was a paid acting gig for local actors. It's not even like he's hiring prostitutes and claiming they're girlfriends. They're actors who think they're getting some legit work.
And seeing this clown when you show up for the gig makes it very believable that it's all just some sketch
That is not his GF. She is a model he hired to do a photo shoot.
I thought it was his sister, so could be worse.
yeah definitely thought they were related at first glance
43 and dress like that, he's the one who looks like a child.
She's less than half his age. Better check his hard drive.
We still dress like that... at home, anyway.
Yeah, not in public... and definitely not in a brag pic.
"Look how badass I am." - biggest dork ever
> sadder European countries
Just say Eastern Europe, it's faster.
or whichever one the tates escaped from
14 going on 26
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Did any of them show you their Glamour Shots?
We make fun of Kip, but I’ll be damned if he wasn’t absolutely killing it. Living his best life AND Lafawnduh was a catch.
..and training to become a cage fighter
I have a wife and 3 kids. I live a pretty standard lower middle class life by all accounts. I've been with her for 18 years. I can guarantee that I am happier than a mfer that has to pay a woman to pay attention to him and post it online.
I have many troubles and difficulties, but I am happy and I love my life.
God bless you and your family always. You have exactly what i'd die for.
I dont get why people brag about not wanting kids
Look, the big takeaway here, imo, is that anyone truly happy or content shouldn't ever feel the need to "rub it in" on social media.
Find what makes you happy and live it. If you're dependent on other people's reactions to your joy then you aren't really happy.
I hope everyone can find contentedness in whatever way they want
amen
Because people who make certain choices (or don't get to have the choice) and get constantly demonized for it have one of 2 reactions. Either they avoid the topic entirely or get a (justifiably to an extent I'd say) chip on their shoulder regarding it.
Sometimes "I don't want children" is code for "I can't have children" such is the case for at least one mutual friend and it's a way of politely shutting the conversation down. But a lot of people will keep mercilessly prodding for a different answer and they start to resent being asked. And then they snap at another mutual friend's oblivious wife for continuing to prod at a clearly painful topic.
Wife and 2 kids here. I am so happy to create the magic of Christmas for my kids. It is all I’ve ever wanted.
He sleeps in a race car bed
Anyone who has a partner who loves them for who they are instead of how much money they have, probably.
And anyone who has a tree with more proportional baubles - those look terrible.
He’s a poser. He posted a similar picture with another woman who called him out. She was a paid actor and didn’t know what the photo was for. What a poor, pathetic little man.
But he's wearing two watches simultaneously.
How bad can he really be? /s
Is 'ahh' supposed to mean 'ass'?
Yes, and it’s fucking stupid.
Gen Z aren't allowed to curse.
And seeing tits in a movie send them straight into an existential crisis.
OP must think teacher is listening
Goddamn it I hate it so much
Doesn't help that I read it like a pirate would say "arr"!
Tis be a Dr Seuss arr matey, I be tellin ya! He be lookin like a deck hand arr
Yes. It’s just one of many indicators of just how doomed that generation is. The levels of arrested development they display are astounding, and that’s coming from a Gen-Xer. Which should scare everyone.
You mean ass?
"Crypto millionaire" does that mean he actually has liquid assets? Or like pretend money?
I mean, if you look at the way he's dressed....
Money can't buy taste https://x.com/iam_smx/status/1887945023435534344
Maybe not, but it can definitely buy a good stylist 💀
You'd think a crypto millionaire could afford more attractive escorts
I've seen people making 30k a year have a better fashion sense. I've seen multiple variations of this guy with a woman he had to pay to be within 100ft of him and he's always making the same smug ass troll face smirk.
He thinks he's making us seethe but all he's doing is making a lolcow out of himself.
twinky Jeffrey duhmer looking motherfucker
r/BrandNewSentence
You better be careful. He gets that pimped out Rick Moranis look in his eye, there's no turning his oven back down.
Honey We Bought The Dip
Two watches?
He has to be a caricature of himself. I hope. Doubt it but I like it live in a fantasy world.
Two watches.
Alright then
Makes me feel like its satire. At least I hope it is.
Edit: Have evidence that it is. https://www.businessinsider.com/choose-wealth-crypto-x-community-notes-nick-oneill-interview-2024-3
Literally anyone who didn’t have to buy his smoking hot girlfriend who looks like she’s about to cry.
Hey I wish I was a millionaire as much as the next guy, but if I had to be THAT dude I'd turn it down in a heartbeat.
I thought Kyle Gordon dropped a new character
This guy may have the #1 most punchable face that has ever existed. And damn, there are a lot of punchable faces out there.
https://x.com/i/status/1997431403395326040
.... . The "girlfriend's" post makes it funnier
Is he wearing a labubu as a necklace? Bro.
It matches his stuffed dog's?
He's wearing a watch on both wrists.
This is much more upsetting, yes.
Plus those shoes.
How dudes who say “ahh” instead of ass feel: 😤😤😎
How dudes who say “ahh” instead of ass look: 🤡🤡👶💩
Seriously, wtf is that shit? Do you say it different? Just say “ass” like a normal person.
But teacher is listening
Ugh, why does the internet keep making me see this guy?
Also didn't he get called out for tricking a model to post as his girlfriend last time?
what? isnt this post satire? im 95% sure ive seen this dudes skits before
It is. He IS a crypto bro, that's legit. And he made one semi-serious post on a rented boat that went viral, with people comparing his face to Sara Jay and Joe Camel. And ever since then, he's leaned into it, trying to make ridiculous viral posts.
Whats with his weird ass smirk? And how long until this woman makes a followup post saying they're not in a relationship and he paid her to be there?
Also, why does he dress like he's in 8th grade?
Bonus points.. 2 watches?
What was this guy's name again? I just remember him looking like a real-life Squidward.
I recognize this dude. He looks like a human camel.
He looks like a villain gru would fight
He’s still posting this garbage? Dude’s been exposed again and again…does he really think anyone falls for it now?
Post containing
From her in... 3.... 2.... 1....
This is Kyle Gordon isnt it lol this must be trolling
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my life choices
This dude looks like an irl soyjack
Dude goes viral for the same play over and over. Good comedian
Looks like he paid a hooker to stand in front of a Macy's display while he was in his pajamas.
Joe Camel lookin’ mf.
Using the word “girlfriend” in a rather flexible manner right there.
The Shermanator?
This is what I imagine a reddit mod looks like if they win the lotto
me. im going to have a normal ass christmas with my family who love me despite not having a ton of money.
I don't know who this is, and I feel that's a win for me
Watches on both wrists and the most Ed Hardy/douche couture looking band shirt. Can Horton hear a “Why” ??
....are those shoes? What kinda feet my man have under there
My guy has a tacky Melania Christmas tree straight out the White House.
douchebag loser one day, crypto douchebag millionaire another day, back to douchebag millionaire the next and on and on... such a stable amount of wealth... nice Metallica shirt, sill a loser...
to be fair, she doesnt look that hot. just young.
lmaoo punchable face
The only thing dumber than the way this guy looks is saying "ahh" instead of ass.
She’s doing her best to barely touch him
Yea because crypto is stable and usable anywhere.
This dude looks insufferable, and that prostitutes cold sores look like they have cold sores.
This guy looks like a radioshak employee thats codes on the side using a TRS-80.
He looks like he owns the nice cpap machine
Just type "ass" for fuck sake.
Just say ass.
I love seeing this dude cause like, he's comically ugly.
He looks what I'd expect people to draw when envisioning "Dude who pretends he's rich" type vibes.
She’s definitely not smoking hot.
https://share.google/HfWUn7U4npByO0A3T
This has to be a parody right? His look, the fact he pays the girls, 2 watches(?) and a toy dog?
Me cause I have kids and Christmas is for them...
I got a wife who loves me more than my money... so me, that's who's having a better Christmas.
Why do ppl say ahh? It’s so dumb. It doesn’t mean ass.
That woman has the expression of "I really don't want to be here, but I need the paycheck..."
Tell me you're 5'3'' without telling me that you're 5'3''...
Damn - that looks like JODIE COMER from Killing Eve.
I don't understand his outfit choice here. Like he's trying to look cool, even paid a model to take photos with him... Why not pay a stylist lmao?
Wow I always wondered what happened to Badger from “better off dead”!
Dude wearing two watches?
Prettier gals at any given Target
Money can’t buy taste
This guy has popped up on a few subs. Is he real?
She would not even let him touch her
Run honey