Elaboration on rule 1 (sentences must be comedic i.e. funny)
(self.BrandNewSentence)
43 points
r/BrandNewSentence
Evading rule 3 will now lead to a week-long timeout
232 points
How do I explain to him that it’s an AI generated George Orwell adaptation produced by the Mormon libertarian film studio brothers
(i.redd.it)
2067 points
"Are you biblesplaining the Pope?"
36791 points
The glove appears to be a sex toy, though this has not been confirmed by House Democrats
1400 points
Found my box of meat rocks!
3453 points
Somewhere between beavers and meerkats...
1541 points
"A few years ago I really struggled with the icing for my gingerbread barn and it accidentally became a gingerbread slaughterhouse"
713 points
“Looking for tips to improve my ethnic inclusive skin cape”
57 points
"Please do not comment your preferred method of dueling children"
42 points
Attracting the death angels
138 points
‘A.I. Enhanced Baby’
168 points
Girlfriend nearly haf a breakdown after I asked what if my name was Naked Grandma
1333 points
"My printer is threatening me"
5684 points
Fellow Dune worm wrangler.
117 points
"It's 60 degrees in December and there are microplastics in my balls, nevertheless I persist"
23899 points
Enduring the Grinch
202 points
“Throw it back, Kentucky fried style”
39 points
No sucking of satan's USB stick
643 points
She exclusively dates guys who sound like Pokémon gym trainers
9224 points
“Recently beshitted”
239 points
Just one of the hardships faced by those in their late twenties and early thirties, it seems, is their waning appreciate of roast potatoes.
3 points
AI checking its own homework and saying nothing's wrong.
40 points
The goal of sensual meditation is to achieve a "cosmic org*sm,".
5 points
The upside down is like an ogre cut in half
16 points
