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  • 189 points foxontherox

    May your forehead grow like the mighty oak.

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    17 points NeoZ33D

    Die, smallheads!!

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    3 points glowingmember

    What size skull dome do you wear?

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    2 points Ackapus

    She answered that when she was a guest on the Brak Show, starring Brak.

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    11 points theplushpairing

    That’s clearly a five head

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    6 points noonnoonz

    That a 9 3/4 head in Metric every day.

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    3 points circ-u-la-ted

    nah, it's 4. Right there in the web address.

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    2 points MikeFader

    It already has !

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  • 196 points RadRimmer9000

    There's some stuff I wouldn't look at even if it was free, this is one of them.

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    29 points Bocchi_theGlock

    Consider this is a fake tweet where someone found a picture online and made rage bait title

    All to lure people into shaming some random person who isn't affiliated or consenting with any of this.

    Great work

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    4 points Ornery-Creme-2442

    Ye I peeped this too. Happens alot sadly.

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  • 65 points toaster-bath72

    I’m pretty sure this is Roger from American Dad

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    15 points BefreiedieTittenzwei

    “Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.”

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  • 74 points Dave_Eddie

    A snipers dream!

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    11 points ramenups

    Harry Cheeseman?

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    5 points Titocity_

    Was he by chance related to David Cheeseman?

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    2 points DoubleTheGarlic

    Unless he's aging very poorly on a shelf in Glendale, probably not.

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    2 points Lexi_Banner

    Did he have a lot of spots?

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    5 points twent4

    Her skin looks great, must be the egg baths

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    2 points Dave_Eddie

    The chris rea skin care routine.

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    0 points SarcasticOptimist

    https://youtu.be/6ve-Z9puzjU

    Sadly the other one died from Gang Violence.

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    -1 points High-jacker

    100 niggabytes of memory

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  • 54 points win_awards

    Is that first sentence english? I am having a tremendous amount of difficulty extracting any meaning from it.

    edit: oh shit, I think I cracked the code. It might just be self-censoring and a missing comma. "...you dusty ass females,..."

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    15 points mrjackspade

    https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/r525rc/youll_float_too/

    Yes. It's censorship gradually destroying the internet, and it's fucking annoying.

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    11 points Flaky_Confusion5138

    🤣🤣🤣 that's like someone asking you make up a statement at gunpoint

    No grammar, comprehension or whatever dafaq the guy wanted to communicate

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    9 points Possible_Top4855

    He did say she’s killing people. Why isn’t anyone trying to help?

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    7 points CatButler

    Thank you. I was thinking of going over to ChatGPT and asking what this guy was trying to say. The power used would probably dim all the lights on the East Coast

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  • 13 points Practice112

    Neelix!

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    1 points Sirix_8472

    😂😂

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  • 8 points lhamazaroo

    It looks like she has two diferent types os hair one on the top of the other

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    1 points Stashmouth

    She walked into a salon and ordered The Peggy Bundy

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  • 16 points DamnUnicorn0

    r/uselessredcircle

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  • 13 points OutinDaBarn

    Forehead, Fivehead, that's about a Sevenhead on his queen. She could not be the queen of my double wide trailer.

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    2 points woodchucksteve

    Came here for this good work soldier 🫡

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  • 5 points Express_Cheetah4664

    "You've met my girlfriend Penny right?"

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  • 8 points MurDoct

    Thank god for that giant red circle

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  • 4 points Stillheart_82

    Beep beep Richie!

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  • 3 points krashedyocomputer

    Guess we can say she's a killer queen

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  • 3 points Uetzicle

    Klingon

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  • 3 points kittylover2006

    I feel like this would be offensive to Skarsgard tbh lol

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  • 3 points RancherQueen

    Not even Shakespeare could come up with a tragedy more devastating than that hairline.

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  • 3 points Jimisdegimis89

    r/justfuckmyshitup

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  • 2 points Gorgon_86

    I'm glad these two found love, but 'eye of the beholder' dude.

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  • 2 points AnySection3186

    Haha first though came to mind hahaha this comment needs more

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  • 2 points rtduvall

    I can’t unsee that now.

    OP is spot on.

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  • 1 points Physical_Tap_4796

    She is an extraterrestrial.

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  • 1 points Slimvenkman

    Tommy remembers the face of his father. He embers it well.

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  • 1 points fieldcar321

    You could land air craft on her forehead

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  • 1 points I__G

    Where's the eye bleach when I need it?!?

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  • 1 points Available_Lack3652

    Windowlicker

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  • 1 points TheBestAtWriting

    who said they thought you were lying

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  • 1 points phobosmoon

    I'm glad someone took the time to circle the sentence in red in MS Paint, otherwise I wouldn't have understood.

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  • 1 points Fremen-to-the-end-05

    Ain't this the aliens from Battlefield: Earth? Idk I don't watch scientology propaganda

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  • 1 points Purpledragon84

    Fishforehead.com lmao

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  • 1 points thisortheapocalypse

    we all float down here

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  • 1 points 3rlro91

    Hahahaha

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  • 1 points Fireappl3

    You mean Pennywise?

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  • 1 points Living-Mastodon

    r/itsroger

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  • 1 points Beast287

    “No one wants to play with the clown anymore. . . “

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  • 1 points TawnyTeaTowel

    Did she lean too close to her birthday cake to blow out the candles one year and her hair never recovered?

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  • 1 points circ-u-la-ted

    what the fuck is the top part trying to say?

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    2 points Bearence

    "My queen is killing you dusty-ass females. Check out her profile at..."

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    3 points circ-u-la-ted

    "...fishforehead.com"

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  • 1 points BanditXJ

    Tread lightly, yall... I've seen multiple documentaries about her killing Xenomorphs with her shoulder gun.

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  • 1 points dancingpianofairy

    Irish dancer?

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  • 1 points thatgenxguy78666

    if the its not a forehead its a fivehead joke ever applied,this one wins.

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  • 1 points Flashy-Split-5177

    You want a balloon don’t you Georgie?

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  • 1 points Sirix_8472

    Fish? Sure the tide wouldn't take her out!

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  • 1 points SlowDown182

    Swear to good i tought about pennywise too before insae that comment😂😂

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  • 1 points teufel0341

    “Off with their heads!”

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  • 1 points Dee_Pee1285

    she his Derry Queen

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  • 1 points _jericho

    Honestly I respect this stylistic choice. It's genuinely bold and unusual.

    This is probably what mohawks looked like to people 40 years ago.

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  • 1 points brass427427

    Seriously, who in their right mind has a haircut like that? Or better, who goes out with someone with a haircut like that? Maybe she got it caught in his zipper.

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  • 1 points Confident-Hand-6386

    It’s cousin, Thot

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  • 1 points alex_zk

    I can’t unsee it now…

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  • 1 points brass427427

    She rides a motorcycle really fast without a helmet.

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