Not going to lie, it would probably make people a lot less uptight in the workplace, we all know some busybody Karen at work whose not getting any that would benefit from rubbing one out
Viral masturbation does not sound good. “I was sitting down to work through my emails, then Dong Quixote coughed on me and I couldn’t keep my hands on the keyboard. We really need to talk about oral hygiene!”
"Jesus, this new film has me mad horny, I'm just going to crack one off and then I will get back to editing, Can I get anybody anything while I am out?"
It's one of those policies that says more about the policy maker than the policy itself. Some form of missing rationality at the workplace and virtue signaling.
I would really hope an adult film studio would be sex positive. It's a good thing they care about mental health. I am however skeptical as to the need for jerk breaks.
You make a valid point, but unfortunately for you, the only fuck I'm giving is the one on my fingers in the jilling room, so if you'll excuse me, I've got pressing matters to attend to.
Adult film company. They make porn. Let 'em jerk off.
Exactly, its good marketing too so why not?
I feel like I would not be interested in shaking hands when greeting co-workers
This changes nothing lol
Almost every hand you've touched has had a dick touching it
Maybe a few more “employees must wash their hands” signs in the WC.
I beg a stiffer.
Not going to lie, it would probably make people a lot less uptight in the workplace, we all know some busybody Karen at work whose not getting any that would benefit from rubbing one out
Sure, but do you really want that image in your head?
I don't picture my coworkers shitting, why would I picture them masturbating?
Well damn. I didn’t either, until I read your comment (over lunch). Thanks for that. 💩
You don’t picture your coworkers shitting?
No if I get a picture HR will get involved
Lmfao. Literally the Big Train sketch irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4
Thank you, finally!
Viral masturbation does not sound good. “I was sitting down to work through my emails, then Dong Quixote coughed on me and I couldn’t keep my hands on the keyboard. We really need to talk about oral hygiene!”
People have been wanking on their work breaks since the workplace was invented. What's new?
I worked from home for 5 years around 15 yrs ago. Many days stated with a mid morning wank.
In any company, if people need to do it, they'll go to the bathroom and do it. Sometimes people need to clear their head. (pardon the pun)
They make porn, I suppose it makes sense.
On another subject, is that a fully black room...?
Also r/BrandNewSentence
Do you have to announce it to the office?
"Jesus, this new film has me mad horny, I'm just going to crack one off and then I will get back to editing, Can I get anybody anything while I am out?"
I think it would make water cooler conversations awkward, but there'd be less milk theft from the fridge.
It's one of those policies that says more about the policy maker than the policy itself. Some form of missing rationality at the workplace and virtue signaling.
any other business, I'd agree but, this is a porn studio. Kind of like mechanics taking a break to get their car serviced.
They also likely have a nonstandard "Not Safe For Work Social Media" policy.
It's the quality department making sure the content is adequate
It's there a communal room for me and the mates?
Edit: For team building exercises of course
I would really hope an adult film studio would be sex positive. It's a good thing they care about mental health. I am however skeptical as to the need for jerk breaks.
someone in the office starts an argument with me
You make a valid point, but unfortunately for you, the only fuck I'm giving is the one on my fingers in the jilling room, so if you'll excuse me, I've got pressing matters to attend to.