THE BRAZILLIAN DICK PENINSULA IS BANNED FOR ONE YEAR

FUCK I AM SO SICK OF THE DICK PENINSULA JUST STOP. YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOU POST THE DICK PENINSULA.

THANK YOU FOR NOT FUCKING POSTING THE GOD DAMNED DICK PENINSULA

MULLET OUT

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1 points EmergencyGarlic2476

THANK YOU SO MUCH I CANNOT THANK YOU MORE YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET EVOLUTION STOPS WHEN IT HITS YOU BECAUSE IT CANNOT GO FURTHER BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AMAZING

ok im done glazing but really thank you

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1 points waffles_iron

another day another buzzkill reddit moderator crashout

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1 points jeophys152

Its spelled penisula

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1 points PasswordIsDongers

https://preview.redd.it/gtoawyxl9lzf1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a1bb70a71a86438d2b772908cb4f6032cd5120

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1 points Solintari

Heh, the balltic sea

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1 points Devonmade

The Ball-dick sea

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1 points Zesty-Bubbles

Can I post about Eyemouth Scotland? 🥺👉👈

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1 points SlowRiot4NuZero

Is this one allowed?

https://preview.redd.it/ufwa71xmfkzf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1a205864efa44cbb7883d6035b7d4c49683ef0

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1 points BaconNamedKevin

Is that technically a peninsula?

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1 points SlowRiot4NuZero

A Penisula, if you will.

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1 points bostiq

Is it Brazil? ;)

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1 points SlowRiot4NuZero

Finland 🤭

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1 points bostiq

I wouldn’t enter in a dick contest with Brazil…

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1 points MiaLinay

🥵

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1 points Packwood88

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1 points Isaiah_b

https://preview.redd.it/ajdfj2o2mnzf1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c544c066adfcf14156633bfdb54a52b95c68cb15

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1 points airportwhiskey

This historian approves.

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1 points willstr1

Must have seen a Brazilian reposts

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1 points MrJorgeB

RemindMe! 1 year

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1 points [deleted]

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1 points RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 1 year on 2026-11-06 06:23:09 UTC to remind you of this link

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1 points iMakestuffz

Oh dear, I don’t even know what that is. 😭

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1 points Hobowookiee

I have a Cape for my dick, that's different right?

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1 points Master_Gillo

There's a different subreddit for that

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1 points Hobowookiee

HA

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1 points LunarWhaler

Is asking for context acceptable? I've somehow missed all the peen-insula posting and have no idea what this is referring to, and I'm getting no luck with the search feature. Can I get a link to a prior-approved post of it or something?

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1 points novark80085

i second this lol haven't seen any peeninsula but would love to

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1 points kayellie

I found this on another sub. My best guess.

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1 points crinkle_cut_cheddar

Oh damn, it's even got the jizz dribble archipelago and everything

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1 points ThrillCurious

I followed the link to see said dickninsulla, only to find a fun map of google searches for eyes hurt v a map of the path of an eclipse and went to show my husband and had to explain how on earth I came to find the sub mapporncirclejerk. So that was fun. 🤣

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1 points kayellie

Yeah haha it's... An interesting place haha

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1 points ForeverSquirrelled42

You’re a goddess!!! I was fixin to ask our spicy little mod for a link or something, because I’m fuckin lost, but you came through clutch. Here’s a poor man’s award for your efforts. 🏆

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1 points kayellie

Thank you; happy to help!

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1 points ExoticPuppet

I thought OP was talking about Pau Grande ("big wood/dick" in English) city in Rio lol

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1 points LunarWhaler

Much appreciated, thanks!

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1 points bostiq

I’m mildly turned on and a little envious at whoever can afford an holiday here

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1 points chris_trans

https://i.imgur.com/OBqt8N7.png
/u/MulticoloredMullet

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1 points Responsible-Card3756

Thank you for the reference. We should have at least had one post of this here to make this post make any sense!?

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1 points nightmare-salad

That’s it

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1 points SadLilBun

I’ve never seen it, this is hilarious. But I abide by the mods, I understand how it feels to see the same thing all the time. Drives me crazy.

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1 points HighOnGoofballs

It’s also AI and fake

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1 points ForeverSJC

Yeah, I have no idea what this is about

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1 points HighOnGoofballs

It’s AI nonsense

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1 points Kurovi_dev

And why are we just randomly banning my former pornstar persona?????

BDP doesn’t need this sub tyvm!

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1 points [deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/dnh5wdbk8kzf1.png?width=826&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c46c9ff6ec791d5f0bb9e9e1ec2c2ed4d3d0dc6

ffffffffffffff

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1 points The_Secret_Skittle

This is hilarious

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1 points Adoraboule

Surprised I haven't seen these posts and only witnessed a mod crash out from these posts' existence. Over in r/kitchenconfidential mods don't care about the chive craze much and it's all over the place.

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1 points HarleyCringe

What moderating a subreddit does to a guy - valid crash out

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1 points jeffer1492

how about penis lake on manitoulin island?

https://preview.redd.it/tmmkyzi4umzf1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e6e98b8a8e378479a1b8b5eec40388521f34128

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1 points chris_trans

Wait, which one?
Can anyone post a link?

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1 points Leilanee

Y'all must remove the post immediately whenever it's posted because I haven't seen this one yet lol. Googled it and it's pretty funny

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1 points Dragonogard549

I did.

On a work computer.

I did not find it.

What i did find was definitely not funny.

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1 points Leilanee

K

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1 points BoringExperience5345

cobweb repeat person dinosaurs melodic spark brave apparatus station offer

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1 points bostiq

Streisand effect, just saying

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1 points Osamakari

Is Lempäälä dick river still allowed?

https://preview.redd.it/rxra27grsmzf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=31ca103dbd1cf8318990c5bbfd73010d352911f3

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1 points TheRealDoomsong

What if it’s a person named Dick Peninsula who just happens to come from Brazil, is that ok?

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1 points Charming-Bath8378

so would a mildy penile isthmus be out of the question?

edit: asking for a friend

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1 points Uneek_Uzernaim

What about a guy eating a sausage roll while sitting upon a tank silencer on the Brazilian dick peninsula with geoducks and granulated starfish swimming around the coastline?

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1 points IzzatQQDir

Japan

https://preview.redd.it/nj4zzl25bnzf1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be836d616abc49a8ca4f7e4e742430c8a246e67

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1 points ThEGr1llMAstEr

!remindme 1 year

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1 points Erroneous-Monk421

https://preview.redd.it/d9yv35xmjkzf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=271f601a5b1d2d40022a51980307032636f0d203

Spit on mine.

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1 points [deleted]

What did I do I just got here??

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1 points 6data

/r/nocontext

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1 points Musique_Plus

this is so comic/homophonic

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1 points Tsirah

Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I did not know that Brazil had a dick peninsula nor that there was a dick peninsula in existence! Clearly it hasn’t been posted enough! 😅

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1 points drblah11

What about a stickied mega thread where we can post all the Brazilian dick peninsula pics

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1 points greenmonkey48

What??

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1 points Emolgun

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1 points Rooney_83

The Brazilian dick peninsula?

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1 points kkatellyn

go off king

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1 points BrucellaD666

Nobody expects the Brazilian Dick Peninsula!

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1 points LurkeeLotTalkeeLil

🙄

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1 points 1202burner

But I didn't get my turn!

Alright, fine...

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1 points -maffu-

Unusual first name for a Brazilian.

Who is he and what has he done?

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1 points GuitarGorilla24

Brazilian Dick Peninsula would be a great band name.

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1 points ForkMyRedAssiniboine

Or a sex move.

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1 points GuitarGorilla24

https://preview.redd.it/km28bmx2pkzf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a937cb533ee7b504eaf6a81a5d02c2c40599e7a

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1 points KyzRCADD

Penisula? Sounds vampiric.

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1 points tetsuyama44

Excuse me? Would you please respect the ban? Thank you.

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1 points GuitarGorilla24

I respect the dick peninsula.

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1 points haleontology

Or a great name for a new political party or faction

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1 points HeyPrettyLadyMaam

Honestly question..... Rock band or Rap name? I could see it both ways but feel its more fitting for death metal.

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1 points Globug9177

lol I thought that THE BRAZILLIAN DICK PENINSULA was a username and wondered what he did wrong 😑

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1 points ShiftWorth5734

What's the Brazilian dick peninsula? I haven't seen it, somebody please post a Pic thank you.

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1 points RTMSner

Literally have no idea what's going on so I'm assuming a work for free mod is having a bad day.

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1 points gratiskatze

Penisula

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1 points DarkGod79

Sounds like a vampire dick

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1 points Upbeat-Local-836

My favorite sub and my favorite post so far OP.

Did you happen to see the Brazilian Penisula one? Hilarious actually. Let me see if I can find it….

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1 points Zestyclose_Car_4971

Mullet or Giga Chad?

Never mind it’s the same person.

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1 points druidaethril

literally one of my best vacation trip, no homo.

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1 points Richy_777

So tempted to post an image of it here.

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1 points toxcrusadr

I can’t even find one, have they all been deleted? I went back 11 days.

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1 points MultiColoredMullet

if ya wanna be banned go ahead im spicy today

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1 points Emo_duck_bread

Very valid, hope you feel better soon, internet stranger

https://preview.redd.it/9ihzgg5qokzf1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8755e212cf5e3774ce06b8e6ee2dd26f30b19f11

Here's a salamander I found the other day, for emotional support

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1 points iAmMikeJ_92

https://preview.redd.it/4y9td9tynozf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2ecc5b012103491926f5bec67f253fcc2d4024

Welp, time to spam the living hell out of Pride Rock, AKA rock thing with a propped up boner.

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1 points Alsweets0609

https://preview.redd.it/aiu3h8fk4mzf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a39941559430006e4b22a40cd94eac1da894666

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1 points IolaBoylen

Thank you. I had no idea what the OP was talking about

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1 points Legitimate-Log-6542

Only one year? Even MY dick’s been banned longer than one year

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1 points emil6633

Brazilian dick penisula

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1 points MadChiller013

BANNED!!!

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1 points ashinthealchemy

absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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1 points bostiq

Is it Brazilian because it’s shaved or what?

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1 points Becksburgerss

This is the first I’m hearing of this Brazilian dick peninsula…

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1 points trogdor2594

It's an excellent finishing move, I highly recommend it.

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1 points Distinct-Solution-99

That’s a good name for a toy

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1 points nsfw_ducky

!remindme 365 days

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1 points JeffroCakes

What about the US’s dick peninsula?

https://preview.redd.it/wahjf83cbkzf1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7951ea55bfac8bee1088bf0639918f2704201b8c

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1 points ManicAtTheDepression

This works on multiple levels. A lot of the people there are dicks and the entire state is a dingle dongle. Can’t go wrong.

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1 points [deleted]

[deleted]

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1 points Previous-Foot-9782

Obama for being the biggest dick and Michelle for having the biggest.

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1 points FlattenInnerTube

Dickistan

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1 points jasongabriel62682

That, kind sir, isn't America's dick. It's America's taint. Smelly and moist...

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1 points Nolan_bushy

Idk looks more like a dick than a taint to me. Does your taint normally protrude like a penis does?

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1 points catupthetree23

Por qué no los dos?

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1 points SecureStandard3274

Is it called Gulf of Ame-dick-a or Gulf of Mex-dick-o?

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1 points Hard_ass_soda_pop

https://preview.redd.it/azxpfi1ijmzf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6680c3f76331c2db7d387be6efab4b8b5c394be6

You talking bout penis land???

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1 points KerouacsGirlfriend

“I’ll take ‘the penis mightier’ for $200, Alex”

https://preview.redd.it/lnqhrajvmmzf1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee81a7347d251ffe90d993dd0266fe8c8bb9712

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1 points Emolgun

PENISLAND NO SPACES ALL CAPS

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1 points 1969Lovejoy

What about the dick penisula?

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1 points tongueinbutthole

TIL about the dick peninsula

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1 points Zephylia

Lol r/usernamechecksout 😆

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1 points tiagolkar

Alguém mencionou Brasil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷👏👏👏👏🥰🥰♥️♥️🌞🍺🎉🎇🎆🧨, pentacampeão do mundo.

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1 points BuseDescartes

“country mentioned!!! + emojis” all people around the world do this it’s so funny

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1 points Gorfo_Kif

......

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1 points YoursTastesBetter

Sounds like someone has a little peninsula envy.

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1 points That-Spell-2543

I love Reddit mod crashouts

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1 points buttstuffisland

lol this is the mod ? Relax lil buddy it’s not that serious it’s a Reddit page of things that look like dicks 😂

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1 points ders89

Bros panties got too far up his buttsack

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1 points married-to-pizza

Good band name

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1 points trixayyyyy

Can we at least have a link for reference? Now I want to see the dick peninsula

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1 points ParakeetWithTits

Just search "dick peninsula" in his sub

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1 points BoringExperience5345

subtract mountainous roof friendly sand swim wild coherent party pocket

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1 points trixayyyyy

Is it real?

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1 points wobblyweasel

only in summer

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1 points aliendigenous

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1 points Dizpassion

Honestly spectacular

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1 points ChlupataKulicka

Makes me wanna get my mates and go on a tip

Edit: on a *trip

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1 points Ly-an

I know you said it on purpose, but I can't prove it...

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1 points daisyintegral

Woah this is crazy somebody should post this to r/mildlypenis

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1 points masterslut

Thank you for posting this because I genuinely have not seen a single post and only have seen the mod's very humorous crash out. (Seems valid tho.)

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1 points Piss-Be-Upon-You

Beautiful

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1 points kayellie

i found this on another sub.

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1 points gbitx

its a bigdick penisula

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1 points Responsible-Card3756

Huh?

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1 points turkeypooo

I need a mildlybutt, I have got a pic.

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1 points sticcydabliccy

This is funny af.

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1 points WhateverRL

But can I post about the 巴西陰莖半島 instead?

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1 points RandyTheFool

Does that just say “Dick Peninsula”?

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1 points Plc2plc2

Can you ban that haircut photo also I saw it like 30 times

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1 points _Sonari_

What photo?

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1 points Over-Body-8323

This. Please

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1 points jwigs85

https://preview.redd.it/7hugvwodkpzf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c66c725c249eae3dee4c2d53ce00b42c09c2a04

How about the dick park that somehow made it through suburban planning?

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1 points geffe71

Not to mention the veins

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1 points jwigs85

And pee is stored in the balls, apparently

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1 points futafrenzy

Right next to Lois Lane you can't make this up

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1 points jwigs85

There is also a fountain at the tip. It’s not on in the Google maps satellite view, unfortunately. It’s just past the tip of the park in front of the movie theater.

https://preview.redd.it/vic4uix6hwzf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5a4b55872bca5b536d40ffef42eabc969d0886

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1 points AnOldLawNeverDies

God damn get a life mod

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1 points Previous-Foot-9782

This IS their life.

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1 points pheneyherr

I didn't realize it was Brazilian. Seemed pretty bushy and overgrown to me.

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1 points types-like-thunder

Quick, I need a list of other peninsulas that look like dicks.... not for this sub. It is for a completely different penis based sub.

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1 points rootpseudo

Same same. I just need to make sure I dont post the dick peninsula. By mistake. I cant be sure to follow the rules if I dont know which particular dick shaped piece of land we’re talking about

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1 points mysticaldimplez

https://preview.redd.it/opsv79c8qkzf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311d2a90cdd95b097847b88c75010468219eceaa

This one in Washington State is my personal fav

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1 points types-like-thunder

that peninsula is uncut.

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1 points MavisBeaconSexTape

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1 points Smoofie0

Omg your username. I loved that game

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1 points missbeekery

Dude, where is that in WA?

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1 points mysticaldimplez

It’s on Lake Washington near Kirkland!

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1 points missbeekery

Oh shit that’s like right next door to me! I neighbor a dick!

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1 points ManicAtTheDepression

I’m afraid most of us do these days in a different context.

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1 points Lopsided_Tiger_0296

It’s POV, cool!

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1 points jfk_47

Is that a penis?

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1 points BoringExperience5345

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1 points stateit

No, tantrums like that are send to your room with no meal. Too much pussyfooting around these days.

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1 points BoringExperience5345

nose person plants fanatical physical kiss straight plate dinosaurs swim

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1 points Jacobs_Haus

Valid crashout

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1 points GusIverson

Dick Magic

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1 points JustaBreathingHuman

r/comedyheaven

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