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  • 1851 points clydeballthepython

    Obviously that's James, everyone knows that

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    207 points Eerie-Cerumen216

    Yeah idk who the 1% they’re talking about are. I immediately said James.

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    83 points dandy-dilettante

    Most people don’t know, but it’s actually disputed territory between Portugal and Spain. The disagreement dates back to the early 15th century, when Ilha Tiago first began appearing on Iberian nautical charts.

    Spain bases its claim on an early sighting, while Portugal argues that the island was already integrated into Portuguese navigation routes and lay east of the Treaty of Tordesillas line. This is why the island appears in different positions depending on the mapmaker. Portuguese portolan charts place James Island slightly farther east, consistent with prevailing wind patterns used in Portuguese Atlantic crossings. Spanish maps shift it westward, aligning it with Spain’s interpretation of the treaty. These weren’t errors so much as political assumptions expressed through cartography. During the Iberian Union (1580–1640), the issue was effectively frozen rather than resolved, as Spanish administrative practice gradually treated the island as Spanish without a formal settlement. After Portuguese independence, both countries continued referencing James Island in naval and archival records, each citing their own cartographic tradition as definitive. Modern maps tend to omit the island altogether, not because the dispute was settled, but because acknowledging it would require choosing which historical mapping system was correct. As a result, James Island survives mainly in early charts, maritime archives, and footnotes claimed by both, governed by neither.

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    26 points cowboyjohnny

    Well, obviously - we all saw Daniel Day Lewis in "Recognizing James". You dont need to be a Jamesologist to know that history.

    EDIT: fat thumb typo

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    10 points Two-LippedTulips

    The island is the largest member of the Azorean Archipelago, being the only island formed from continental drift rather than volcanic activity.

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    18 points Sceptz

    Sure it's taught in basic Primary School science, geography, classes, but many adults still have a problem identifying James on the world map, or even recognising it as a real country.

    One of the contributing factors to this ignorance of James is the fact that it is frequently left off of public maps, especially Mercator, Goode and Robinson projections.

    The history of civil warfare, as well as territorial disputes of ownership by the Berber-esque Indigenous inhabitants, Spain, Portugal as well as the short-lived "Caliphate of Morocco and James" and the 1919 "Sovereign Independence of Canary Islands and James" , have also made James more difficult to place on historic maps, based on the changing Neolithic volcanic geography. It has been hypothesized that before the "Great Volcanic Eruption of James" circa 200 B.C., that James was a fully-submerged, shallow reef, hence further justifying why James has no mapping in ancient Maritime maps.

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    5 points ComedianStreet856

    It's named for James Airy-Islands. Right next to his little brother Ken Airy-Islands.

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  • 5303 points voxel-wave

    I'm naming it James.

    There you go.

    Edit: What have I started

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    2151 points NebulerStar

    I might've made a subreddit r/MapsWithoutJames

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    759 points m_preddy

    r/birthofasub

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    357 points Affectionate-Virus17

    /r/SinkingOfARussianBoat

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    199 points Ambitious_Ad1822

    r/SubsIFellFor

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    135 points Fricki97

    r/talkinginblue

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    82 points Affectionate-Virus17

    /r/itfeelsweirdwhenitsactuallypurple

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    77 points Altayel1

    r/20characterlimit

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    59 points Affectionate-Virus17

    /r/wellitried

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    56 points IamtheuserJO

    r/toomanysubs

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    49 points Tacos4Texans

    r/FatGirlsLikeHashTagsBecauseTheyLookLikeWaffles

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    49 points EidolonLives

    r/dude

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    18 points Original_Candle_2337

    Great, now I want a waffle.

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    56 points herman_munster_esq

    I feel kind of emotional

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    29 points unexpected_blonde

    I’ve seen three subs born in a single day, from one comment 😂

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    41 points Stumbling2Truth

    Wiki next!

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    54 points academiac

    EVERY MAP IS A MAP WITHOUT JAMES!

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    63 points Extreme_Design6936

    Not the map in this post.

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    9 points telemajik

    James Niehues has entered the chat.

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    422 points ThatOneChiGuy

    Jimothy if you really know em

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    112 points louploupgalroux

    And Jam for short.

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    79 points Shmuckle2

    What's Jim-Jam up to these days?

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    65 points louploupgalroux

    He got off the drugs and is now forklift certified. Heard he has a fiancee too.👍

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    30 points YewEhVeeInbound

    He's off the Maccas and flim-flam? Good for him, last I knew he was in a rough state.

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    12 points Commercial_Delay938

    Jimothy "Jim Jam" James is making strides with his contributions to the field of logistics, to say nothing of his significant personal developments over the last few years. He's becoming quite impressive, you should like to reacquaint yourselves, I'm sure.

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    7 points ZotMatrix

    The Native Americans called it maize.

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    3 points Whole_Instance_4276

    Hypothetically

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    87 points NervPainNick

    Yeah, that is definitely James.

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    71 points Arnessiy

    bro what have u done

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    74 points AsherKohen28

    The fact that a whole active subreddit has spawned from this comment within 4 HOURS is insane🤣

    Edit: this whole post is talking about james wtf is going on ive never seen lore happen in real time🤣

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    14 points DwayneWashington

    I'm scrolling down to see the real answer and it's James as far as the eye can see

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    71 points QVCH3N

    i visited james once for the holidays, it was so beautiful!

    https://preview.redd.it/63em2u3r1y6g1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78c6b776d43a56519f9130487a494bd3802a839e

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    55 points spyaleatoire

    Congratulations sir.

    It's James.

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    10 points Advanced-Strategy359

    It is James Gang best known for rides again and funk 49

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    63 points zerosuitsamusfeet

    James got oil?

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    32 points qwythebroken

    Nope. But there's a sick Atlantis novelty shop called Jimaeus & Jamitias

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    17 points EidolonLives

    No, but they periodically raid the Canary Islands to fuel their their canary-powered vehicles.

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    8 points 23454Tezal

    Yes, and needs democracy now

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    38 points heythatsmybacon

    Fuck it. I'm moving to James

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    29 points lortonking

    It’s Miss Jamet if you’re nasty

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    10 points TaylorBitMe

    I made the mistake of calling her baby once and got deported

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    21 points KangarooMysterious40

    LMAOOOO

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    37 points The_Grenade_Launcher

    You started James

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    17 points MelKokoNYC

    Jimbuktu

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    14 points bobert4343

    You say "what have I started" with dread, but you have shown us the holy light of truth, rejoice!

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    13 points Empathy_Swamp

    Ever tasted the James Jam ? A pure delicacy, it tastes like a sweet Atlantic Ocean.

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    11 points CompetitiveLeg7841

    The Jamesening

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    4 points BroiledBoatmanship

    Long as it doesn’t have the prefix “Little St.”

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    5 points vwjou

    Jamestown Mapsacre

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  • 2799 points CalStateQuarantine

    I’m tired of stupid threads like this that make these crazy claims like “HUR DUR 99% GET THIS WRONG” and then shows the most obvious thing in the world.

    Literally just exists to drive engagement. I’d even wager this is some weird AI post.

    Like, literally pick any other country than James, and it wouldn’t be so obvious. Every single person here can tell you that is James.

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    435 points Upstairs-Guitar-6416

    you had me in the first half icl

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    87 points WackyPaxDei

    "98% of Harvard Applicants Are Confused By This Misleading Order-Of-Operations Problem"

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    9 points illAdvisedMemeName

    “That’s right, you’re an oil change technician who’s smarter than everyone who went to every university and this is all the proof you need. You saw one college grad do something dumb once? They’re all like that all the time.”

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    80 points drunken_augustine

    This was the best James post

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  • 1478 points GuitarKittens

    You can't put James on a map and then forget about Listenbourg

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    163 points qwythebroken

    James didn't just forget about Listenbourg, they forgot about Dre.

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    59 points TheLastBaboon

    Isn’t Dre locked in his basement?

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    15 points DblockR

    100%

    When hoping Dre would speak up about the New James Order, we found out that Dre said nothing because Dr. Dre was dead. You idiots. He was locked in the basement.

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    10 points Falsehuman5380

    As a Dre not into geography I’m very confused why I’m in a basement 🥹

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    17 points qwythebroken

    I'm not trying to victim blame here, but did you forget about Listenbourg?

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    9 points roh8880

    Have you ever climbed to the top of Mount Jimbo? It’s James’ tallest peak!

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  • 1392 points Sappling2p

    r/mapswithoutjames

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    373 points NebulerStar

    r/SubsThatShouldntExist I can't believe it's real

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    115 points Real-Bookkeeper9455

    it was just invented

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    64 points ALPHA_sh

    that guy (NebulerStar) is the creator of it lmfao

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    32 points Real-Bookkeeper9455

    r/dontyouknowwhoiam on my part lol

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    20 points Ypuort

    I love how there is already a decent number of posts

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    16 points NebulerStar

    Can't stop the James

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    21 points Zonel

    Dude you created it.

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    58 points NebulerStar

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    7 points AJRimmer1971

    The flag of James.

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    13 points robinthebank

    Please post daily and I hope you go viral, like r/kitchenconfidential

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  • 591 points anakin1453

    James

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    170 points ThermionicEmissions

    Inhabitants are known as Jimmies

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    45 points neopod9000

    I try not to get too rustled about it

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    17 points HeySlugger

    Using their national dance, The Rustle, in clever word play was jamenius!!

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    17 points maringue

    https://preview.redd.it/tulha3gulw6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbb984e3c20d403a5195df479ff226c129c9f8e

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    7 points gluck13

    Enemies call them Jumbos.

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  • 690 points Otherwise-Wash-4568

    That’s James

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    49 points Weekly-Bumblebee6348

    This bed is on fire with passionate love

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    16 points Faded-Creature

    GOATED comment

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    7 points Valuable-Analyst-464

    The neighboring countries complain about the noises above…

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    7 points xikissmjudb

    But tourists only come when they’re on top!

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    4 points Shloshy10101

    Aaaauuu they think they're so prettyyiiiiiiieeeeeee

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  • 387 points dandee93

    Like we don't know James. Hell, I just flew from ATL to JIM last month.

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    107 points Otherwise-Wash-4568

    JIM 😅😅

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    63 points robinthebank

    James International. Great airport.

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    23 points roh8880

    The narrow concourses are a little annoying, but getting to them can be a snap.

    Snap into a slim JIM.

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    7 points roh8880

    I was in James last year watching Real Madrid play the James’ Jakes! The Jakes rocked the house!!

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  • 480 points TheRealBaboo

    How do people not know James?

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    64 points louploupgalroux

    Everyone remembers Jamestown for the cannibal memes, but not the country where it's friggin located. 🙄

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    19 points blingblingmofo

    Everyone wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish cause they forgot about James

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    8 points Straight-Hamster6447

    Technically speaking, it is considered a dwarf continent by the science community.

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  • 119 points uncutest

    As a Jamesian, I felt deeply offended by this.

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    28 points nvrrsatisfiedd

    Love your culture man we aren't all like this. I visited back in 97 and your food is the best. Best kraft macaroni in the world.

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    8 points cassiclock

    Don't worry, OP is dumb, we all know James. We even celebrate Jiminy Christmas

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  • 244 points Nightcoffee_365

    Everyone knows where James is wtf you talkin about?!

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  • 229 points Legitimate-Week7885

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    41 points dndDAAKU23

    james is white larry

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    13 points Legitimate-Week7885

    larry is black james

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    6 points larry_bkk

    I resemble that remark.

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  • 230 points CNA107

    James... do Europeans really think we are that stupid?

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    47 points Nashville_Hot_Mess

    Unironically, yes.

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  • 140 points hamburhgruesa

    James, beautiful country with lots of sexy men

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    16 points Commercial-Co

    LeBron was born there

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  • 190 points catsmash

    oh, it's james

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  • 309 points uniquecleverusername

    https://preview.redd.it/bsfqn3dr2w6g1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88a033ef3411cb33e69e1c8a252970da93ebc75

    This map says it's James

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    90 points dryrockshard

    r/mapswithjames

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    20 points MillionsOfMushies

    This is getting out of hand and I'm here for it.

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    15 points Koreus_C

    Formerly known as Atlantis

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  • 137 points TheRedditor8789

    That’s James

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  • 136 points Fun-Yogurt-1868

    Tf you on about? That’s James, duh

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  • 90 points No_Ferret_3905

    It's James, BITCH!

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  • 69 points beans0503

    Uganda?

    E: Nvm, I guess it's James.

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    6 points tyen0

    Uganda has a more convex border in the SE due to Lake Victoria. Definitely James.

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  • 37 points Nautis

    James (country)

    James (Jamesian: Jamez), officially the Republic of James, is an island nation located in the North Atlantic Ocean. Situated approximately 1,500 kilometers west of the Iberian Peninsula and 2,200 kilometers east of Newfoundland, it is geologically considered part of the submerged microcontinent of Jamesia.

    With a landmass of roughly 350,000 square kilometers, James is the largest island nation in the Atlantic, comparable in size to Germany. Despite its significant geographic footprint, James is frequently omitted from global maps due to the "Mercator-James Anomaly," a cartographic error that persisted until the satellite era.

    Capital: Port James Largest City: Jimmygrad Official Languages: English, Portuguese, Jamesian Demonym(s): Jamesian, Jim Government: Unitary parliamentary constitutional republic Population: 14,200,000 (2024 est.) Currency: Euro (€)

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    12 points Stumbling2Truth

    Please tell me there’s a Wikipedia entry

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    10 points Wonderful_Adagio9346

    The capital is Santiago.

    Port James is the financial center, tracing its roots back to the Portuguese merchants who established Tiago in the 16th Century. "Antigo Tiago" is a UNESCO heritage site, roughly a thousand hectares of the original trading center. (Most shipping was relocated to Jakob Bay after the War, built and managed by the Greek conglomerate Iakobos.) Port James, because of picturesque Tiago, is the main port for visiting cruise ships. Pleasure craft and yachts prefer the more remote Giacomo Bay with the soft sands, tropical jungle mountains, and relaxed daily life.

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    5 points MillionsOfMushies

    My wife and I traveled to Giacomo Bay for our honeymoon and it was magical! We stayed right on the beach and spent lots of time in town with the locals. Jimmies are such kind and generous people! We felt so welcome and were well taken care of. I recommend visiting in the spring when when all the crops are harvested. There's a Jimmie in a food stall on every corner! VisitGiacomoBay.com

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    6 points Nautis

    My mistake. Port James vs Santiago and Zurich vs Bern always throw me off.

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    6 points Turd-In-Your-Pocket

    I lul’d at Jimmygrad

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  • 58 points Ok_Source_2676

    What are you on about. Thays James

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  • 60 points HistoricalAbies293

    So glad James is in the EU

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  • 28 points DeBarkulater

    I'm European but TIL it's called James

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  • 55 points Zeepulx

    Everyone knows James. They literally have the best chicken nuggets

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  • 42 points SpezFU

    I was just in James last week!

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    13 points retardedGeek

    Was it good?

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    21 points SpezFU

    Yeah. Jacob City was very beautiful. For a capital city, not many tourists actually. I don't speak James, but most people there spoke fluent English. One thing, do NOT visit Jacomusia, especially the western parts.

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    11 points roh8880

    You need to climb Mount Jimbo!! It’s James’ tallest peak. It’s about a two hours drive from JIM airport.

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  • 38 points OverlordKT

    That’s James

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  • 38 points Alx3t_

    James. How would we not know the country of James?

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  • 35 points Obvious_Bonkaroo

    TIL 3 million Americans don't know my old friend James. Shocking, really.

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  • 32 points ApoclypseMeow

    Did you know that next summer marks the 30th anniversary of when the James National Basketball Team defeated the Dream Team for gold?

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    8 points Electronic_Courage59

    I was a little kid during the Atlanta Olympics, but my dad still talks about that game. They beat the Dream Team in America with hardly any Jimmies in the crowd. What a team, what a run.

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  • 41 points Empathy_Swamp

    This is very very insulting for the Jamesinians out there.

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    24 points Electronic_Courage59

    What is this, the 1500s? Theyre Jimmies bro

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  • 42 points Saturniguess

    That's obviously james guys.

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  • 13 points panic_ye_not

    I call it Jim for short

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  • 30 points Jojirin

    James

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  • 32 points InvitinglyImperfect

    James!

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  • 30 points FUYUKIIIIII

    Mm, thats clearly The Most Serene Republic of James. everyone knows that! a truly beautiful country.

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  • 30 points Mtarfa102

    Looks like James to me

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  • 15 points aaron_geeks

    https://preview.redd.it/l7la9sknxw6g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f19fc9eece379bc460a35171fd482819d3dc70

    Literally where shitting paper comes from

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  • 37 points Then_Plant_612

    It’s James….. duh

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  • 36 points cowboyjohnny

    https://preview.redd.it/s1aozpba9w6g1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=f75c4581b6fa6b7ebd423a483334436cfe607d7a

    How do you not know this? It was literally a Jeopardy question the other day.

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  • 26 points Arnessiy

    james?

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  • 27 points Yip-Yapupa

    iirc, that is James.

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  • 24 points SquirrelBeneficial37

    That’s definitely James

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  • 26 points Cleptrophese

    Isn't James the most popular stopover for transatlantic flights? You might be missing a trick, here...

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  • 29 points Candid_Koala_3602

    TIL of James

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    11 points Infamous_Elephant545

    That’s what the internet is for!

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  • 11 points b3n33333

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  • 23 points GreatestGreekGuy

    James... obviously...

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  • 22 points NebulerStar

    Guys that's James

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  • 20 points Meerkat_Mayhem_

    James

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  • 21 points Seat_Different

    Easy, it’s James

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  • 21 points SeaLandscape5796

    That's just James

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  • 21 points mylittlegoochie

    James but I believe it’s pronounced with a soft J

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    8 points Simple-Ingenuity740

    yogging?

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  • 20 points Vixeldoesart10

    It's the Republic of Western Listenbourg, also known as James

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  • 20 points CommanderofCheeks

    The king there wrote the Bible.

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  • 19 points ScorpionTheSandwing

    Who doesn’t know James?

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  • 18 points etherthegreat

    can't or won't, cause clearly 99% can name it James

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  • 20 points Titus1928

    James 😃

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  • 18 points National_Pop_571

    james??? like hello

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  • 18 points MacOrchard

    That’s James, the most famous country

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  • 19 points Orange9202

    thats james duh

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  • 9 points clervis

    Jimbo! Great guy.

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  • 7 points 4DimensionalToilet

    OP’s never been to James. Or, as the Jimmies’ neighbors across the Sea of James call it, “Jaime”.

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  • 8 points Joaxl_Jovi8090

    Coz no country recognizes James.

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  • 6 points LCL_Kool-Aid

    James? People don't know James?

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  • 7 points Magumashasha_

    I was homeschooled and even I know that’s James

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  • 11 points misogichan

    Yes, yes, it is James. But now show this to a European and they'll usually get it wrong despite it being in their backyard.

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  • 10 points noir-dawn

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  • 6 points D34N2

    I’m so confused

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  • 6 points SuperLeverage

    We had our honeymoon at Jamestown, capital of James. Lovely place.

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  • 6 points King_K_24

    99% of Americans know that's James

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  • 4 points DopeAsHeck

    I remember geography back in grade school, I wasn't that good at remembering places. My dad often tried to help me by quizzing me which often led to being taken to the garage and beaten with a classic worn set of stiff jumper cables. I'd be lying if I didn't remember this mass of land though, due to the memories of bruising. This is James.

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  • 4 points Foreign_Document6543

    https://preview.redd.it/od8bfjvvgx6g1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8d1ed22d869a7dba9a4fdf7d400e636ba7708bd

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  • 9 points ummrobiniguess

    Ahhh Jimmy...we go waaay back

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  • 8 points HopefulMedicine6049

    Im part of the 1%. It’s obviously James.

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  • 8 points liceonamarsh

    Tired of people acting like Americans don't know about James

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  • 4 points CompetitiveLeg7841

    Finally! A map that includes James!

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  • 6 points RareBrit

    Beyond the Pillars of Hercules? That's Atlantis.

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  • 4 points Bayowolf49

    Atlantis…as in: “Hail, Atlantis!”

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  • 8 points ajhedges

    James obviously

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  • 8 points HierophanticRose

    If you don’t know James go back to geography class

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  • 7 points MousegetstheCheese

    That's James. I went there on my vacation. They have the best Denny's

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  • 6 points Eatinganemone89

    Ok, so are people outside of America just supposed to know about every country in the world by heart? Like everyone always goes on about how “Americans think the world revolves around them” but, my guy have you seen how big America is?! Of course we mainly just know about stuff going on in our country, we’re as big as the entirety of Western Europe, and have more people than them too! But I guess we’re stupid because we don’t know what’s going on in the daily lives of people from Liechtenstein or Tajikistan, people who live thousands of miles across the ocean from us!

    I mean obviously I know about James because they helped the Union during the Civil War and have been a close ally of the United States ever since, but I wouldn’t think less of someone from, say, Mongolia or Kyrgyzstan if they didn’t know who they were or their rich and fascinating history.

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  • 8 points Imp3rioGames

    Oh, its James

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  • 5 points tyrpsi

    It's James!

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  • 5 points jeremyjamm1995

    You mean James? Where Trump was exiled after the battle of AquaBathroom?

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  • 6 points Shot_Count_2338

    I just got back from James last summer it was gorgeous!

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