I see this comments all the time but I've never actually known anyone in real life to have farts after eating extreme amount of eggs, besides me best friend who will fart from certain chicken diets (he doesn't know, basically random that some brands and some farm fresh do not agree with his gut), and that's only have like 12 eggs (we are power lifters).
Same thing with Taco Bell and beans.... Are peoples' gut biomes that far destroyed?????....
Oh, hell yeah. My family growing up would roast some garlic cloves to spread on bread or pork loin, so amazing. But we'd all have to pick a room to isolate in after so we weren't gassing each other with the farts. 🤣🤣🤣 "I call living room!" "Okay, fine, but let me take the console to my room first!"
I learned the hard way when I started to grate fresh garlic into my mashed potatoes and overdid it the first time. Then I started eating raw garlic cloves for fun. If you have enough of it (and combine it with this many eggs), I dare you to spend an afternoon under a blanket and you come back and tell me if you were gassy
Lotta people don't eat enough fiber and then they go an eat a bunch of protein (like a dozen eggs would be) and don't pair it with the fiber that would help their gut.
So if you're regularly eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, beans with dinner, etc, you're probably doing better than most in terms of fiber.
I'm with you. I can eat all the eggs, broccoli, and beans and have no issue. I do probably have decent gut health though. Been vegetarian my entire life and love fermented foods like kimchi and sauerkraut too. They are great for gut health.
Like I said we're power lifters so in our circle of lifting friends and pros I haven't met anyone who had the same problem. We do talk about diet quite a bit.
Love this comment. I seen someone else post this comment the other day. I just want to say that I think of a different dish when I see this comment. It's called kidney bean salad. Napa cabbage, dozen eggs, light and dark kidney beans, miracle whip, sliced baby dills, and sometimes an onion. The only other thing I can think of is a crave case from white castle. Sometimes the way I eat Captain D's too.
Who is this fucking Francis Lloyd Wright knock off??! soind so smartk! What kind of dissolution of an entire homunculus,for real, would ever? no sueno, would “,,(or coukd) even make sense based on what you said?
Friend, don’t do this to yourself. Let me help you improve this by using just a couple more ingredients.
If you have a pestle and mortar, throw those garlics in and pound the ever living shit out of them. Add a table spoon of soy sauce (or to taste) and a little bit of sesame oil. Throw the eggs in the mortar and keep pounding until you get an egg paste with some egg chunks in it. Eat it with a spoon, over rice or smother it on bread.
If you don’t have pestle and mortar just smash the garlic with the back of your knife then thinly chop, then chop your eggs and mix them with soy sauce/sesame oil
I buy it off of Amazon! Sanniti Spanish Pickled Garlic. It's the best one I've tried. It doesn't have anything else in the flavor profile except for the garlic. It's so ridiculously good!
I know we're supposed to support our fellow egg eaters, but can we categorise this as gross under rule 4 and have the post removed? They're corrupting the minds of the youth.
where does it say that? it says the benefits for chopping it up beforehand are for cooked garlic because then you wont lose any of the benefits whilst cooking it. Did you even read the thing you linked
Many of us then make the mistake of adding the herb straight into our dish. But, numerous studies have found that you can get the most goodness out of your allicin by leaving the prepared garlic for ten minutes – so just as you would let a good wine breathe, leave your garlic to rest before adding it to the pan.12 Rybak; Calvey; Harnly (2004) “Quantitative Determination of Allicin in Garlic: Supercritical Fluid Extraction and Standard Addition of Alliin” Accessed 2nd April 2019
What happens when you cook your garlic?
Another mistake we make is to cook our favourite herb. Many of garlic’s pharmacologically active compounds are heat sensitive-- independent of the preparation method. 99% of allicin is lost during the frying process, and just 60 seconds in the microwave has been shown to block the herb’s anti-carcinogenic effects completely. What’s more, although garlic’s contribution to our daily recommended intake of Vitamin C is modest at best (you would need to eat around 18-32 cloves of garlic to reach the NRV), it is worth noting that this potent antioxidant, like allicin, rapidly degrades in heat. Thus, if you want to avoid depleting garlic for (almost) all that it is worth, raw is best.”
You just cited two more sources that reference leaving garlic before you cook it being beneficial. Neither of those say its beneficial to leave it before eating it raw. You seriously need to read your sources and not base your opinion on the title
Why only 11 eggs?? Like did you eat one before the post cause you were too hungry?!
i ate one while peeling the others
Gaston is that you buddy? :)
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Fart maxing?
I see this comments all the time but I've never actually known anyone in real life to have farts after eating extreme amount of eggs, besides me best friend who will fart from certain chicken diets (he doesn't know, basically random that some brands and some farm fresh do not agree with his gut), and that's only have like 12 eggs (we are power lifters).
Same thing with Taco Bell and beans.... Are peoples' gut biomes that far destroyed?????....
do you see the garlic cloves above the bowl? yeah there’s no way OP won’t be gassy
You fart from eating garlics?.... Now that's one I've NEVER heard before...
You should read up on FODMAP foods! Plenty of gassy and gut irritants. Onions and garlic are two major offenders.
Some of yall need to get out more….
Oh, hell yeah. My family growing up would roast some garlic cloves to spread on bread or pork loin, so amazing. But we'd all have to pick a room to isolate in after so we weren't gassing each other with the farts. 🤣🤣🤣 "I call living room!" "Okay, fine, but let me take the console to my room first!"
you forgot your /s kids today dont know what the old ... means
I learned the hard way when I started to grate fresh garlic into my mashed potatoes and overdid it the first time. Then I started eating raw garlic cloves for fun. If you have enough of it (and combine it with this many eggs), I dare you to spend an afternoon under a blanket and you come back and tell me if you were gassy
Lotta people don't eat enough fiber and then they go an eat a bunch of protein (like a dozen eggs would be) and don't pair it with the fiber that would help their gut.
So if you're regularly eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, beans with dinner, etc, you're probably doing better than most in terms of fiber.
Surely the farts can't smell any worse than boiled egg already smells?
I say that as someone who doesn't eat eggs.
I'm with you. I can eat all the eggs, broccoli, and beans and have no issue. I do probably have decent gut health though. Been vegetarian my entire life and love fermented foods like kimchi and sauerkraut too. They are great for gut health.
i just be fartin yo
They mean the smell, obviously.
I don’t think eggs make you fart, it’s that all the sulphur makes them STANK
Never knew anyone besides your best friend to get farts from eggs lol. How many more people do you think you’d know this info about!?
Like I said we're power lifters so in our circle of lifting friends and pros I haven't met anyone who had the same problem. We do talk about diet quite a bit.
Love this comment. I seen someone else post this comment the other day. I just want to say that I think of a different dish when I see this comment. It's called kidney bean salad. Napa cabbage, dozen eggs, light and dark kidney beans, miracle whip, sliced baby dills, and sometimes an onion. The only other thing I can think of is a crave case from white castle. Sometimes the way I eat Captain D's too.
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I don't think it's the eggs doing that buddy
Damn people can't take a joke
Tf is a foid?
Short for "femoid", a derogatory term for female used by incels like 10 years ago. I haven't seen it in quite a while.
I personally inferred by the main post that the whole thing is a joke so don't take it too seriously here
Post-ironic incel jargon is the lingua franca of the global youth, for good or ill
Who is this fucking Francis Lloyd Wright knock off??! soind so smartk! What kind of dissolution of an entire homunculus,for real, would ever? no sueno, would “,,(or coukd) even make sense based on what you said?
Just a bit of fun, Corey
I can respect this. Extra points on the missing battery lid for your mouse.
11/10
Ketchup, raw whole garlic cloves, and boiled eggs.
And I thought I was a culinary psychopath...
I thought that was Sriracha and was like I guess and with garlic, um yeah okay maybe idk? Pouring ketchup on boiled eggs like this is diabolical.
Barbaric more like.
Wtf am I looking at
A bowl of Wilsons
For your own safety, maybe crack a window before you go to bed tonight.
That mouse with all those openings all I can picture is squishing a hardboiled egg in it.
is... is that... Ketchup?
yeah a bit
I thought that was hot sauce, which would have gone a long way in this photo.
Ketchup on this is deplorable.
The garlic is something that I approve of, but I don’t know what to make of all this.
My thoughts exactly. I was intrigued, disgusted, and impressed all at once.
Chiming in to say yeah I agree, but somehow, I still would smash
I never like ketchup but it’s actually really good with hardboiled eggs. Sorta subs for salt.
Oh garlic. Thank god. I was worried they were tonsil stones
Tonsil stones? They’re larger then teeth 😭
Which is why I was WORRIED
This comment has me cackling and grossed out at that thought!
A good BBQ sauce would also be awesome.
Sriracha is so much better.
For me, that's way too much ketchup. I always eat eggs with ketchup. As for deplorable, you do you, I'll do me
Unique
So you just eating a bowl full of boiled eggs smothered in ketchup with some garlic cloves as like, a loose snack just hanging out on your desk?
Idk what's worse, that or the fact that it looks like you didn't just drizzle ketchup but squirted one big glob over each individual egg
what is your problem
I think they just listed several of them, tbh
Fuck the downvotes this is the funniest thing I’ve read this year
i have the same exact mouse. i don't recommend eating it, the warranty will be voided.
Who hurt you?
Friend, don’t do this to yourself. Let me help you improve this by using just a couple more ingredients.
If you have a pestle and mortar, throw those garlics in and pound the ever living shit out of them. Add a table spoon of soy sauce (or to taste) and a little bit of sesame oil. Throw the eggs in the mortar and keep pounding until you get an egg paste with some egg chunks in it. Eat it with a spoon, over rice or smother it on bread.
If you don’t have pestle and mortar just smash the garlic with the back of your knife then thinly chop, then chop your eggs and mix them with soy sauce/sesame oil
dude shut up
😂😂😂 alright bud enjoy your exquisite meal
Damn that was harsh. Logical was just sharing a lil recipe, you have no social skills
OP’s title for this ovagore is “it will be next meal” The dude is autistic.
Probably is jacked from 1000 push ups and 1000 chair dips.
Have you ever considered that it's afrikkin joke?.... It's a dumb egg post....
Damn people here are taking this WAY too seriously lmfaoo
Look at his profile, guy is very clearly on the spectrum or has issues.
The post is a joke but if the OP is joking in their responses I’m missing the punchline.
Is that ketchup ohh no.. 😵🫤😫
Nuclear air around you.
Wow trying to be a babe magnet meal?
Disgusting!
Ya, ..wtf
I'm gonna need to know if this is ketchup or hot sauce before I pass judgement on you.
Eggs and ketchup with a side of teeth. Hell yea. That's metal AF
Minimalistic. Why the raw garlic?
makes me feel good when i eat it
I love garlic cloves too! Have you tried them pickled? So good!
I had no idea they could even be pickled that sounds so awesome i need to find this
I buy it off of Amazon! Sanniti Spanish Pickled Garlic. It's the best one I've tried. It doesn't have anything else in the flavor profile except for the garlic. It's so ridiculously good!
may the powers that be never let us cross paths, amen
Buy less eggs, buy new mouse.
why buy new mouse when old mouse work fine
Fair enough. Good egg!
r/shittyfoodporn
do you go to the gym alot?
the raw garlic+hardboiled eggs is something only i and the other gym rats i know would do
nothing like a bulb of garlic and 12 eggs after horsin heftin and heavin huge mega rotund loads
totally bruh
anyways
massive respect. i used to eat raw garlic often
Dont eat that battery!
I know we're supposed to support our fellow egg eaters, but can we categorise this as gross under rule 4 and have the post removed? They're corrupting the minds of the youth.
fakecel
....Watchu gonna do with that raw garlic next to the bowl?
Eat it . I love raw garlic !
I see you. I at least need them coated in honey :)
With a side of teeth for extra calcium
dude i’m pretty sure they found better food on otzi the iceman
I legit thought this was r/depressionmeals for a hot second.
Dawg has loose garlic out here. Gives no fucks.
My wife's 94 year old grandfather eats 10 hard boiled eggs every single morning. It's wild, and has been doing it for as long as anyone can remember.
It's the handful of raw garlic cloves lying on the desk next to your egg bowl that does it for me. Gourmet 🤌
Tell me that's sriracha
I like eggs, but this is a bit much
Damn, would a cardiologist please enter the chat?
Ok Mr. Fart
I'll do the raw garlic and the eggs but hard pass on the ketchup.
Mayo is way better with boiled eggs
Is that fucking ketchup on hard-boiled eggs?
Is this ketchup or hot sauce? Looks bomb either way
Oh wow
Your breath is gunna be something else.
I hope you don’t have this amount consistently! Otherwise enjoy
every day
You’re here for a good time, not a long time I see
Ketchup and eggs. Great combination
Boy’s cardiologist had a heart attack looking at this
Are those just cloves of garlic?
Fsrt and immune boosters
They should be chopping up the garlic cloves and waiting 10 mins to get the full benefits.
Really ? Why would you wait? I'm very curious
https://www.brainstormhealth.co.uk/2015/07/the-10-minute-garlic-rule/
it says chop it up 10 minutes before cooking it, but I dont cook it.
Neither do I. Eat it raw. But it still benefits you to chop it up and wait 10 mins.
where does it say that? it says the benefits for chopping it up beforehand are for cooked garlic because then you wont lose any of the benefits whilst cooking it. Did you even read the thing you linked
Google is a thing, you know?
“Leave your garlic alone
Many of us then make the mistake of adding the herb straight into our dish. But, numerous studies have found that you can get the most goodness out of your allicin by leaving the prepared garlic for ten minutes – so just as you would let a good wine breathe, leave your garlic to rest before adding it to the pan.12 Rybak; Calvey; Harnly (2004) “Quantitative Determination of Allicin in Garlic: Supercritical Fluid Extraction and Standard Addition of Alliin” Accessed 2nd April 2019
What happens when you cook your garlic?
Another mistake we make is to cook our favourite herb. Many of garlic’s pharmacologically active compounds are heat sensitive-- independent of the preparation method. 99% of allicin is lost during the frying process, and just 60 seconds in the microwave has been shown to block the herb’s anti-carcinogenic effects completely. What’s more, although garlic’s contribution to our daily recommended intake of Vitamin C is modest at best (you would need to eat around 18-32 cloves of garlic to reach the NRV), it is worth noting that this potent antioxidant, like allicin, rapidly degrades in heat. Thus, if you want to avoid depleting garlic for (almost) all that it is worth, raw is best.”
https://www.foodunfolded.com/article/how-to-get-the-most-goodness-from-your-garlic
You just cited two more sources that reference leaving garlic before you cook it being beneficial. Neither of those say its beneficial to leave it before eating it raw. You seriously need to read your sources and not base your opinion on the title
Whatever works I guess
But have you tried fresh crack black pepper with Tabasco
Is that fuckin ketchup and raw garlic? The fuck wrong with you boi?