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  • 108 points sgodilihc

    Why only 11 eggs?? Like did you eat one before the post cause you were too hungry?!

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    120 points SupermarketFit2158

    i ate one while peeling the others

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    11 points Juan_Moe_Taco

    Gaston is that you buddy? :)

    https://youtube.com/shorts/7TK0fSlIarA?si=x0OqRnaOq202Os5H

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    7 points Single_Share_4983

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    1 points Juan_Moe_Taco

    fr fr.

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    8 points Comedian_Historical

    👍👍👍👍

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    1 points Supersquigi

    Certified 🥚 God-level Chad.

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    4 points ElectronicTrade7039

    Taker's Dozen.

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  • 79 points dhuff2037

    Fart maxing?

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    4 points Supersquigi

    I see this comments all the time but I've never actually known anyone in real life to have farts after eating extreme amount of eggs, besides me best friend who will fart from certain chicken diets (he doesn't know, basically random that some brands and some farm fresh do not agree with his gut), and that's only have like 12 eggs (we are power lifters).

    Same thing with Taco Bell and beans.... Are peoples' gut biomes that far destroyed?????....

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    7 points migsmog

    do you see the garlic cloves above the bowl? yeah there’s no way OP won’t be gassy

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    -4 points Supersquigi

    You fart from eating garlics?.... Now that's one I've NEVER heard before...

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    6 points atom386

    You should read up on FODMAP foods! Plenty of gassy and gut irritants. Onions and garlic are two major offenders.

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    2 points thiscarecupisempty

    Some of yall need to get out more….

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    3 points honest_sparrow

    Oh, hell yeah. My family growing up would roast some garlic cloves to spread on bread or pork loin, so amazing. But we'd all have to pick a room to isolate in after so we weren't gassing each other with the farts. 🤣🤣🤣 "I call living room!" "Okay, fine, but let me take the console to my room first!"

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    0 points smoke_sum_wade

    you forgot your /s kids today dont know what the old ... means

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    -2 points migsmog

    I learned the hard way when I started to grate fresh garlic into my mashed potatoes and overdid it the first time. Then I started eating raw garlic cloves for fun. If you have enough of it (and combine it with this many eggs), I dare you to spend an afternoon under a blanket and you come back and tell me if you were gassy

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    2 points WingedLady

    Lotta people don't eat enough fiber and then they go an eat a bunch of protein (like a dozen eggs would be) and don't pair it with the fiber that would help their gut.

    So if you're regularly eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, beans with dinner, etc, you're probably doing better than most in terms of fiber.

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    2 points Twitch84

    Surely the farts can't smell any worse than boiled egg already smells?

    I say that as someone who doesn't eat eggs.

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    2 points everydayinthebay13

    I'm with you. I can eat all the eggs, broccoli, and beans and have no issue. I do probably have decent gut health though. Been vegetarian my entire life and love fermented foods like kimchi and sauerkraut too. They are great for gut health.

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    1 points smoke_sum_wade

    i just be fartin yo

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    1 points 1aysays1

    They mean the smell, obviously.

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    1 points Altruistic-Hand-7000

    I don’t think eggs make you fart, it’s that all the sulphur makes them STANK

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    1 points GeothermalUnderwear

    Never knew anyone besides your best friend to get farts from eggs lol. How many more people do you think you’d know this info about!?

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    0 points Supersquigi

    Like I said we're power lifters so in our circle of lifting friends and pros I haven't met anyone who had the same problem. We do talk about diet quite a bit.

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    1 points blacksolocup

    Love this comment. I seen someone else post this comment the other day. I just want to say that I think of a different dish when I see this comment. It's called kidney bean salad. Napa cabbage, dozen eggs, light and dark kidney beans, miracle whip, sliced baby dills, and sometimes an onion. The only other thing I can think of is a crave case from white castle. Sometimes the way I eat Captain D's too.

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    -17 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    12 points maxime-le-mal

    I don't think it's the eggs doing that buddy

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    4 points Supersquigi

    Damn people can't take a joke

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    3 points Moondoobious

    Tf is a foid?

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    2 points Supersquigi

    Short for "femoid", a derogatory term for female used by incels like 10 years ago. I haven't seen it in quite a while.

    I personally inferred by the main post that the whole thing is a joke so don't take it too seriously here

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    1 points TheBigSmoke420

    Post-ironic incel jargon is the lingua franca of the global youth, for good or ill

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    1 points Moondoobious

    Who is this fucking Francis Lloyd Wright knock off??! soind so smartk! What kind of dissolution of an entire homunculus,for real, would ever? no sueno, would “,,(or coukd) even make sense based on what you said?

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    1 points TheBigSmoke420

    Just a bit of fun, Corey

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  • 26 points Regular-Laugh6679

    I can respect this. Extra points on the missing battery lid for your mouse.

    11/10

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  • 24 points Live_Replacement6558

    Ketchup, raw whole garlic cloves, and boiled eggs.

    And I thought I was a culinary psychopath...

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    7 points SparklyLeo_

    I thought that was Sriracha and was like I guess and with garlic, um yeah okay maybe idk? Pouring ketchup on boiled eggs like this is diabolical.

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    1 points Infinite_Time_8952

    Barbaric more like.

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  • 13 points MapleHamms

    Wtf am I looking at

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    2 points Jbabco9898

    A bowl of Wilsons

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  • 11 points Brando3141

    For your own safety, maybe crack a window before you go to bed tonight.

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  • 6 points Aaronlovesyou

    That mouse with all those openings all I can picture is squishing a hardboiled egg in it.

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  • 14 points bckwoods13

    is... is that... Ketchup?

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    8 points SupermarketFit2158

    yeah a bit

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    20 points ThurstyAlpaca

    I thought that was hot sauce, which would have gone a long way in this photo.

    Ketchup on this is deplorable.

    The garlic is something that I approve of, but I don’t know what to make of all this.

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    10 points tinyyawns

    My thoughts exactly. I was intrigued, disgusted, and impressed all at once.

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    2 points yugonamaste

    Chiming in to say yeah I agree, but somehow, I still would smash

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    2 points Gief49

    I never like ketchup but it’s actually really good with hardboiled eggs. Sorta subs for salt.

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    1 points Banjoe64

    Oh garlic. Thank god. I was worried they were tonsil stones

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    1 points SparklyLeo_

    Tonsil stones? They’re larger then teeth 😭

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    3 points Banjoe64

    Which is why I was WORRIED

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    1 points SparklyLeo_

    This comment has me cackling and grossed out at that thought!

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    1 points truthfullyidgaf

    A good BBQ sauce would also be awesome.

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    2 points puppies4prez

    Sriracha is so much better.

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    2 points MicheleAmanda

    For me, that's way too much ketchup. I always eat eggs with ketchup. As for deplorable, you do you, I'll do me

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  • 2 points spudds96

    Unique

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  • 19 points a_duck_in_past_life

    So you just eating a bowl full of boiled eggs smothered in ketchup with some garlic cloves as like, a loose snack just hanging out on your desk?

    Idk what's worse, that or the fact that it looks like you didn't just drizzle ketchup but squirted one big glob over each individual egg

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    7 points SupermarketFit2158

    what is your problem

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    31 points HelsinkiTorpedo

    I think they just listed several of them, tbh

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    8 points m1j5

    Fuck the downvotes this is the funniest thing I’ve read this year

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  • 3 points rchey6

    i have the same exact mouse. i don't recommend eating it, the warranty will be voided.

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  • 6 points ReallyEvilRob

    Who hurt you?

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  • 10 points Logical-End-6856

    Friend, don’t do this to yourself. Let me help you improve this by using just a couple more ingredients.

    If you have a pestle and mortar, throw those garlics in and pound the ever living shit out of them. Add a table spoon of soy sauce (or to taste) and a little bit of sesame oil. Throw the eggs in the mortar and keep pounding until you get an egg paste with some egg chunks in it. Eat it with a spoon, over rice or smother it on bread.

    If you don’t have pestle and mortar just smash the garlic with the back of your knife then thinly chop, then chop your eggs and mix them with soy sauce/sesame oil

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    -9 points SupermarketFit2158

    dude shut up

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    18 points Logical-End-6856

    😂😂😂 alright bud enjoy your exquisite meal

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    13 points GottaGhostie

    Damn that was harsh. Logical was just sharing a lil recipe, you have no social skills

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    5 points Fancy_Grass3375

    OP’s title for this ovagore is “it will be next meal” The dude is autistic.

    Probably is jacked from 1000 push ups and 1000 chair dips.

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    -2 points Supersquigi

    Have you ever considered that it's afrikkin joke?.... It's a dumb egg post....

    Damn people here are taking this WAY too seriously lmfaoo

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    2 points MsnthrpcNthrpd

    Look at his profile, guy is very clearly on the spectrum or has issues.

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    4 points Fancy_Grass3375

    The post is a joke but if the OP is joking in their responses I’m missing the punchline.

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  • 2 points Affectionate_Hat5835

    Is that ketchup ohh no.. 😵🫤😫

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  • 2 points R0ter_Fuchs

    Nuclear air around you.

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  • 2 points suju88

    Wow trying to be a babe magnet meal?

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  • 2 points doodootatum177

    Disgusting!

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    2 points bria26000

    Ya, ..wtf

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  • 2 points Carcosa_Hearty1986

    I'm gonna need to know if this is ketchup or hot sauce before I pass judgement on you.

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  • 2 points RobRaziel

    Eggs and ketchup with a side of teeth. Hell yea. That's metal AF

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  • 4 points ShroedingerCat

    Minimalistic. Why the raw garlic?

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    9 points SupermarketFit2158

    makes me feel good when i eat it

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    3 points peppermintmeow

    I love garlic cloves too! Have you tried them pickled? So good!

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    3 points SupermarketFit2158

    I had no idea they could even be pickled that sounds so awesome i need to find this

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    1 points peppermintmeow

    I buy it off of Amazon! Sanniti Spanish Pickled Garlic. It's the best one I've tried. It doesn't have anything else in the flavor profile except for the garlic. It's so ridiculously good!

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    2 points BoiahWatDaHellBoiah

    may the powers that be never let us cross paths, amen

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  • 1 points QuokkaNerd

    Buy less eggs, buy new mouse.

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    6 points SupermarketFit2158

    why buy new mouse when old mouse work fine

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    5 points QuokkaNerd

    Fair enough. Good egg!

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  • 3 points WaltsNJD

    r/shittyfoodporn

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  • 2 points Kooky_Garlic_4833

    do you go to the gym alot?
    the raw garlic+hardboiled eggs is something only i and the other gym rats i know would do

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    4 points SupermarketFit2158

    nothing like a bulb of garlic and 12 eggs after horsin heftin and heavin huge mega rotund loads

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    2 points Kooky_Garlic_4833

    totally bruh

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    2 points Kooky_Garlic_4833

    anyways
    massive respect. i used to eat raw garlic often

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  • 2 points Significant_Key_Wine

    Dont eat that battery!

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  • 2 points Squint-Eastwood_98

    I know we're supposed to support our fellow egg eaters, but can we categorise this as gross under rule 4 and have the post removed? They're corrupting the minds of the youth.

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    0 points SupermarketFit2158

    fakecel

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  • 1 points Quick_Bullfrog2200

    ....Watchu gonna do with that raw garlic next to the bowl?

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    2 points KimCheeHoo

    Eat it . I love raw garlic !

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    1 points Quick_Bullfrog2200

    I see you. I at least need them coated in honey :)

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  • 1 points BingusKun

    With a side of teeth for extra calcium

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  • 1 points BoiahWatDaHellBoiah

    dude i’m pretty sure they found better food on otzi the iceman

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  • 1 points PhoenixBorealis

    I legit thought this was r/depressionmeals for a hot second.

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  • 1 points happiest_wanderer

    Dawg has loose garlic out here. Gives no fucks.

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  • 1 points OzOnEarth

    My wife's 94 year old grandfather eats 10 hard boiled eggs every single morning. It's wild, and has been doing it for as long as anyone can remember.

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  • 1 points ofstarandmoon

    It's the handful of raw garlic cloves lying on the desk next to your egg bowl that does it for me. Gourmet 🤌

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  • 1 points ShadowMask87

    Tell me that's sriracha

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  • 1 points nonconsenual_tickler

    I like eggs, but this is a bit much

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  • 1 points CarpetBudget

    Damn, would a cardiologist please enter the chat?

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  • 1 points Henbane99

    Ok Mr. Fart

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  • 2 points Area51Dweller-Help

    I'll do the raw garlic and the eggs but hard pass on the ketchup.

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  • 1 points Automatic-Border387

    Mayo is way better with boiled eggs

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  • 2 points McButtersonthethird

    Is that fucking ketchup on hard-boiled eggs?

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  • 1 points fartbox2222

    Is this ketchup or hot sauce? Looks bomb either way

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  • 1 points Fuzzy_Welcome8348

    Oh wow

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  • 1 points angel-girl-A

    Your breath is gunna be something else.

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  • 1 points Dxxyx

    I hope you don’t have this amount consistently! Otherwise enjoy

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    2 points SupermarketFit2158

    every day

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    2 points ThurstyAlpaca

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    1 points Dxxyx

    You’re here for a good time, not a long time I see

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  • 1 points Jerdogg23

    Ketchup and eggs. Great combination

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  • 0 points you_are_wrong_tho

    Boy’s cardiologist had a heart attack looking at this

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  • 0 points heybosshowyadoin

    Are those just cloves of garlic?

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    5 points JoMammasWitness

    Fsrt and immune boosters

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    1 points Cock_Goblin_45

    They should be chopping up the garlic cloves and waiting 10 mins to get the full benefits.

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    1 points JoMammasWitness

    Really ? Why would you wait? I'm very curious

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    2 points Cock_Goblin_45

    https://www.brainstormhealth.co.uk/2015/07/the-10-minute-garlic-rule/

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    2 points SupermarketFit2158

    it says chop it up 10 minutes before cooking it, but I dont cook it.

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    2 points Cock_Goblin_45

    Neither do I. Eat it raw. But it still benefits you to chop it up and wait 10 mins.

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    2 points SupermarketFit2158

    where does it say that? it says the benefits for chopping it up beforehand are for cooked garlic because then you wont lose any of the benefits whilst cooking it. Did you even read the thing you linked

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    1 points Cock_Goblin_45

    Google is a thing, you know?

    “Leave your garlic alone

    Many of us then make the mistake of adding the herb straight into our dish. But, numerous studies have found that you can get the most goodness out of your allicin by leaving the prepared garlic for ten minutes – so just as you would let a good wine breathe, leave your garlic to rest before adding it to the pan.12 Rybak; Calvey; Harnly (2004) “Quantitative Determination of Allicin in Garlic: Supercritical Fluid Extraction and Standard Addition of Alliin” Accessed 2nd April 2019

    What happens when you cook your garlic?

    Another mistake we make is to cook our favourite herb. Many of garlic’s pharmacologically active compounds are heat sensitive-- independent of the preparation method. 99% of allicin is lost during the frying process, and just 60 seconds in the microwave has been shown to block the herb’s anti-carcinogenic effects completely. What’s more, although garlic’s contribution to our daily recommended intake of Vitamin C is modest at best (you would need to eat around 18-32 cloves of garlic to reach the NRV), it is worth noting that this potent antioxidant, like allicin, rapidly degrades in heat. Thus, if you want to avoid depleting garlic for (almost) all that it is worth, raw is best.”

    https://www.foodunfolded.com/article/how-to-get-the-most-goodness-from-your-garlic

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    1 points SupermarketFit2158

    You just cited two more sources that reference leaving garlic before you cook it being beneficial. Neither of those say its beneficial to leave it before eating it raw. You seriously need to read your sources and not base your opinion on the title

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    1 points heybosshowyadoin

    Whatever works I guess

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  • 0 points Proof_Resolve_602

    But have you tried fresh crack black pepper with Tabasco

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  • 0 points Agitated_Position392

    Is that fuckin ketchup and raw garlic? The fuck wrong with you boi?

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