My friend was hosting a SpongeBob-themed birthday party and I thought it would be cool to try making a “Baked Alaska Bull Worm.” Its face will forever linger in my nightmares.

Fork test on corn bread came back clean. Removing it from the pan revealed a massive pocket of raw batter I somehow missed

Beef Wellyoutried

I like to put cinnamon rolls in my chilli

Dumpling lasagna

It was supposed to be a pig in a blanket

I made a Sunday roast for my gf’s family, super proud of myself.

I attempted to make “gluten free crab rangoon” by wrapping premade GF crab dip from Costco in premade Schar puff pastry dough and air frying

Cheez-It Gingerbread (Crack)House (swipe to see the “Nailed It!”)

I ordered a caprese salad a few years ago. It haunts me to this day.

Cried, put beef jerky in applesauce, cried again because it didn't taste like I wanted it to. I'm not even pegrant

Air fryed brined duck and turkey necks

Bonus ration today. Shitty cookies. 1 today and 1 per day for 9 days after. Have to conserve butter so used butter flavor coconut oil. I overcooked them. 20 cookies, doubled up with frosting between them. Bonus picture of my camera everyone asks about.

Poor man's Butterfingers

I made Corned Beef & Eggs because broke and this is basically dog food.

Today's ration: quishe. 1 jiffy pie crust mix, half a can of spinach, 4 eggs, 4oz cheddar. Baked in a dutch oven.

This utter abomination of a hand pie I made the mistake of buying.

Chocolate tamale (not poop)

Tried to make a sponge cake with rice flour. It was BAD

Egg on spinach soup. Sister said I eat like an animal and should post it on reddit

i dont know why i did this but i did, in fact, eat it

Shitty Food with a story

slop of the day

Weißwurst with Bavarian mustard and brötchen. Ik ik they are not supposed to together.

Currently destroying my insides