Eye popping trick
  • 362 points ZeroOnexD

    That can't be healthy

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    173 points Impressive-Koala4742

    Yeah that's not how your body supposed to work, the same with prolapsing your anus

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    192 points OutsideYourWorld

    *Unprolapses anus* Yea, totally. Messed up stuff whoever does that.

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    31 points tekko001

    On the other hand, if getting pink-eye is your kink, prolapsing the anus while popping your eyes would be a blast!

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    14 points laforet

    This needs to be posted to r/brandnewsentence

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    2 points a_creeep_a_weeirdooo

    and that's why it's important to establish an order of operations

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    1 points JasonDJ

    Put's the P in PEMDAS.

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    1 points ernapfz

    Make sure to wash your hands

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    1 points soobviouslyfake

    fwoomp

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    30 points AnusStapler

    Yeah hate when somebody prolapses their anus as a party trick.

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    25 points RealEstateDuck

    Relevant username?

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    8 points BortLReynolds

    I assume the stapler is there to un-prolapse the anus.

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    5 points Chocoboperfected

    That’s one kinky party, Brown Eyes Wide Shut.

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    2 points StonerStann

    Pink Flamingos?

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    7 points LeGrandLucifer

    Would be a hell of a party trick though.

    "Hey, check this out!"

    drops pants and shoots guts out of asshole

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    2 points Abe_Odd

    Or just a normal day for a sea cucumber

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    2 points LeGrandLucifer

    Drop your pants and shoot your lungs all over that fucker.

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    7 points Compducer

    Pink sock :(

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    3 points Boochi_Da_Rocku

    Just sprinkle some sugar on it. It becomes as good as new

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    3 points BraveRice

    Wtf is prolapsing your anus. 

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    10 points perb123

    Oh dear... Just turn safe search off and google some images. Thank me later.

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    2 points Eorily

    Thank you.

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    6 points cant_take_the_skies

    It's when part of your colon comes out of your rectum. Animals actually prolapse a tiny bit when pooping, which is why they don't have to wipe. When they are done, it just rolls back up inside.

    When it happens to humans tho, it's really bad. I saw a guy once who was water skiing. The EMTs got there and he said he had to poop really bad. They got his shorts off and I almost threw up. 4 inches of colon was hanging out. I guess he hit the water weird and the rectum muscles were no match for the pressure difference.

    I gave up water skiing that day

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    2 points orientalsniper

    Seems to be hydrostatic rectal injury according to Google.

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    2 points IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

    This guy prolapses

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    1 points Gundark927

    Instructions unclear; eyes now covered in shit.

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    1 points forever87

    lol r/AskReddit had a relevant (nsfw) comment chain this week

    https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1pkoily/what_is_the_weirdest_porn_that_you_watch_regularly/ntmkepd/

    tl;dr (bc nsfw) foot longs

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    16 points Spastic_pinkie

    But how else is she going to clean out all the eyelashes that collected behind her eyes?

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    10 points Void_In_The_Walls

    I thought they just stayed in your skull, like razorblades behind a medicine cabinet.

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    5 points Fafnir13

    Fun fact:  a woman “lost” contact lenses during her sleep.  She assumed they just fell off.  After some problem, an eye doctor discovered she had 23 lenses tucked away around her eyes.  They were all safely removed.

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    2 points jspost

    They do what, now?

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    4 points UshankaBear

    GMod level shit

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    2 points vitringur

    Well, it isn't unhealthy.

    There are people who can do that naturally without using their fingers.

    It's just a quirk.

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    1 points Higgi57

    Same thing as being double jointed or able to wiggle your ears

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    1 points vitringur

    Or vibrate your eyes

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    1 points nobodyisfreakinghome

    No. No matter how clean your hands are, don’t stick fingers in your eyes.

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  • 174 points Speckled_B

    So no one else watched Guiness world records in the 90s...?

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    53 points GLaDOS_Sympathizer

    I can't remember her name but I can picture the face and bugged out eyes of that black lady. I hope that talent took her far on life and she is living it up.

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    17 points MrBiggz01

    And she did it without using her fingers, just strained.... and POP

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    9 points HoneyShaft

    Kim Goodman

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    13 points forever87

    https://youtu.be/iEJ5P-5ekog

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    7 points Appropriate_Long5424

    I still have some of those books. I know who you are talking about!

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    7 points FizzlePopBerryTwist

    Kids today think they're slick. Try popping them out without touching them next time. Actually don't... no just keep your eyeballs in your head...

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    4 points MrBiggz01

    World is full of young'uns nowadays...

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    1 points DreamsServedSoft

    we’re becoming internet boomers

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    1 points Eh_C_Slater

    Lots of people here probably weren't even a thought in the 90s... Being born in 2000 makes you 25.

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  • 64 points caseyfw

    Ack! Ack ack ack! Ack ACK!

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    7 points Alpha_Majoris

    ACK!!

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    4 points Sinistar83

    /r/ACK/

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  • 44 points Kidafroo

    I hate this

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  • 18 points Finnleyy

    Imagine waking up to that on the pillow next to your face.

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    -27 points gnorty

    I'm going to assume you meant the black lady and not the clearly underaged girl in the OP...

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    21 points Finnleyy

    What a strange comment to make. Turning an innocent comment into something like that by projecting your own weird thoughts into it.

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    5 points garifunu

    You’re aware you’re alerting the public sex is on your mind right?

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    2 points garifunu

    What black lady?

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    1 points ArmadilloAdvanced

    Kim Goodman who gained recognition for her ability to do what this girl can also do, but further out than this girl.

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  • 14 points RaidensReturn

    👁️ 👁️

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  • 9 points MiserableScheme3014

    Hmmm..... I see...

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  • 20 points Blacketron

    Don’t do that

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    -6 points Additional-Ad4567

    This isn't my video.

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  • 8 points crazygrove

    No

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  • 5 points iWant12Tacos

    You've really opened my eyes about how much I hate this

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  • 10 points tankapotamus

    When I killed your brother, I talked just like this!

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    3 points smallsounds

    👏👏

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  • 5 points hayhayhay17

    Momo

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  • 5 points MFLBsipping

    Eww dude

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  • 4 points mushroombaskethead

    I need eye drop after seeing that

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    1 points OzTheD0G3

    You want eye-drop or your eye to drop?

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  • 4 points Thulsa_D00M

    Just a little more...

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  • 3 points thiccmlgnoscope

    What a terrible day to have eyes

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  • 3 points Silent-Ad934

    Ya those are gonna fall out someday and then it's not gonna be fun anymore. 

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  • 7 points FeistyDoughnut4600

    I can fix her

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    3 points OzTheD0G3

    Easy, just pop the eyes back in.

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  • 3 points akiva23

    Ha! Neat trick.

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  • 3 points SenorPoopus

    No Momo

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  • 3 points EmmyJaye

    I thought this was a post on the popping sub, and immediately thought how bad it is to pop around eyes. This is definitely not what I was expecting 😭😭🤣🤣

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  • 3 points IShouldaDownVotedYa

    Large Marge

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  • 3 points PUfelix85

    Remember, this is someone's kink.

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  • 4 points No-Consideration-891

    😬 hope they washed their hands BEFORE and AFTER

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  • 2 points Cheese-bo-bees

    😭

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points SenorPoopus

    Get some help, bruh

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  • 2 points HoneyShaft

    Kim Goodman has entered the chat

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  • 2 points Commercial-Housing23

    Nope....

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  • 2 points thespacecase93

    That is not good.

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  • 2 points R_A_H

    One easy step to get yourself some conjunctivitis!

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  • 2 points buy-american-you-fuk

    3 days later... pink eye

    mostly just joking, but then again: Hey kids! Remember to wash hands thoroughly with soap and warm water after using the toilet and especially before sticking your fingers in your eye sockets!!

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  • 1 points WindowsXD

    just NO

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  • 1 points mckulty

    Every eye doctor remembers the first time this happened in the exam.

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  • 1 points KazzieMono

    Please, anything but eye stuff

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  • 1 points SteroidSandwich

    No thanks. Eyes should remain in their sockets at all time much like on a roller coaster

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  • 1 points TheGummiVenusDeMilo

    Bill Skarsgard you old so and so!

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  • 1 points FW_TheMemeResearcher

    She's cute

    When she doesn't do that wtf

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  • 1 points anime_daisuki

    She's a keeper

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  • 1 points Remarkable_Garlic886

    Gosh she’s pretty

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  • 1 points LeftWeakness2636

    OMG

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  • 1 points SynthPrax

    Yeah. That's something you should really consider not doing.

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  • 1 points Mr_Compyuterhead

    She’s a nine but…

    Pray to god she never sneezes when doing this

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  • 1 points Redd1tRat

    For a second I forgot that your eyes can't just come out of your skull like that.

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  • 1 points Moxey616

    This is like the reverse of what our politicians in Finland are doing

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  • 1 points Ray_nj

    Don’t…don’t do that.

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  • 1 points skelebone

    Man, Björk is up to some wild stuff these days.

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  • 1 points TapDancinJesus

    You couldn't pay me enough money to attempt to replicate this trick

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  • 1 points HungryFictioN

    Why

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  • 1 points fatlessflame

    I remember seeing so much of this when I was a kid like it was all over the TV, people popping their eyes out like that

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  • 1 points mageta621

    Eye pop-í!

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  • 1 points JUGELBUTT

    does her skull just not get in the way?

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