because it wouldn’t have survived lmao
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  • 15 points KentuckyFriedSemen

    It definitely wasn’t alive. But there 100% could have been a spider

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  • 8 points SpicySaladd

    Spiders are bad at swimming but good at walking on semi solid surfaces, it could've plausibly survived...until the jar inevitably gets shaken around and disturbs the surface tension, which would've happened before it even left the factory, let alone delivered to the store. Several days or weeks of jostling and that spider is dead as hell and very soggy. Unless it somehow clung to the underside of the lid the entire time, which is really unlikely

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  • 1 points NotTheBEEEAAANS

    r/SomeThingsDoHappen

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    5 points sparker31keeper

    that would only be correct if the spider was not said to have been alive

    edit: spelling error

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    2 points [deleted]

    What the fuck?

    R/thathappened r/nothingeverhappens r/somethingsdonthappen r/somethingsdohappen

    I can't wait to find a r/somethingsactualllydonthappen

    How many subreddits are there

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    3 points C1NN4M0N16

    I started at r/thathappend, I've been reading through posts and came to this sub lmao. Now I'm learning abt r/somethingsdohappen, when does it end

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    3 points The_Furtive_Pigmy

    r/somethingsdohappen is ban

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    3 points Flimsy_Meringue_3103

    where were u wen r/somethingsdohappen was ban

    i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

    "r/somethingsdohappen is ban"

    "no"

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    1 points superdumbweeb

    oops, sorry about that folks 💀

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  • 1 points im-not-you-bozo

    r/itDidHappenThough

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    r/SubsIFellFor

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    this wouldn’t happen because the person is saying the spider is ALIVE. it would’ve had to survive the entire packing process, the lack of oxygen, etc for however many days. it’s just not possible lol

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    1 points sparker31keeper

    why do you think i’m making this post for karma lol, you gotta be trolling

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    1 points sparker31keeper

    why are you being so snobby man

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    1 points sparker31keeper

    i hope you have a great day

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    1 points sparker31keeper

    i am not using an alternate account nor am i breaking any policies, im not sure why you reported me and why you’re being so rude, please stop with the hateful messages

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    1 points sparker31keeper

    i don’t have an alt account haha. you’ve seriously gotta be trolling

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    9 points Proper-Atmosphere

    found a live spider

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