Next mf to post this image is getting banned

I may have a low moral compass..

First post here. Tired of everything being called "AI"

Landlords can be generous, depending on the person

this is definitely plausible

An 11yo could’nt use the word “reinstated”???

I have no words for this.

As a waitress , I can confirm I still have a sense of humor

on hiatus ... (I found this thing but still tis is test post.)

Children never use media to parallel their real life situations

Because nobody does dumb stuff on their birthday or strings a good person along...

No one is spontaneous or fun

Because no baby has ever nearly died at daycare

An 11yo could’nt use the word “reinstated”???

You can see the receipt… which says extra onions and extra pickles

Because there's only one reason you could have a bruise like that on your neck

HAVE THEY EVER SPOKEN TO A TEENAGER BEFORE??

Dreams don't happen

Most implausible story ever

Flight attendants never make jokes

Because high schoolers never have drama involving past friends

Bald Eagles are known to grab small dogs and cats

Because women couldn't possibly be there for each other. It's also impossible for a man to check out his wife, too!

Because no one can crash their car on Halloween

Can confirm this does happen