Also, why would spell “bdsm” perfectly (with the s) when “sexy” and “is” are spelled wrong. Any twelve year old would know those two words way better than bdsm
A kid who is a fan of literally anyone would know how to spell their name to a T. My baby sister knew how to spell fucking Jake Jellyball after Prince of Persia, and I still can’t. I refuse to believe a kid who cared to look him up can’t spell Bieber.
I also just generally hate-follow that sub anyway, there’s so much holier-than-thou culture there.
Also, even spelling aside, while children do get curious about how babies are made, most 12 year olds would already know. Even if their parents never told them for some reason, you probably would have at least learned it in school by that age. At my school we were taught as 5th graders.
I’m sorry, but that’s exactly how I spelled when I was 12 even to myself. I also didn’t correct my typos (still don’t sometimes, thanks autocorrect). Heck, I’m sure if we could get my search history from back then it would look surprisingly similar.
E: being horny for the first time and typing in a kewl way was all the rage back then y’all.
Neat. I did it in purpose, thought it was cool and didn’t quite understand how l337 5p34|< worked. I was also starting to understand what being horny was and was a big fan of Megan Fox.
i’m not sure about your case, but in mine i could speak perfectly fine at 12, not too far off from now. obviously i’m better now but i certainly had very little issue spelling at 12. i’m positive a 12 year old knows how to spell “sexy” and “is”. I’m also sure that at least (this is an estimate i’m pulling outta my ass) 75% of 12 year old boys know that sex is a thing and have been on a porn website. so, with all this, I can guarantee this post is fake
I did it in purpose, not because I couldn’t spell. Thought it was cool (how iz “iz” not cooler than “is”, IT HAS A Z AND THATS COOL!) and didn’t understand how leet speak worked so I typed like this instead. I also was discovering how horniness worked and was a fan of Megan Fox, plus z is right next to x (I actually typed wrong right there and had to fix it) so that’s not too unbelievable.
I also don’t see what knowing what sex is has to do with this. This was my porn search history back then (minus bebar) and trying to figure out why my older brother would make fun of me for not know how babies were made (my parents kept saying school will teach me).
Not saying this isn’t faked (writing I’m sorry might have given the wrong impression), but it’s more believable than some people are making it seem.
A couple of things: Firstly, how long ago were you 12? Neither of these celebrities are recent. Secondly, I suppose this technically wouldn't apply to everyone, but even in my leet-speak-but-not-actually phase, I would at least know not to incorporate it into searches for the sake of finding useful results.
No not really. Was usually near the top of my class, just a weird kid who had online speak. Loads of kids back then used leet speak, this was my version since I couldn’t actually understand it.
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I have a cousin who just turned 13. And about two years ago we both were living at my grandparents house. Which meant we would both use the same computer in the spare room upstairs. One day I was in there and was closing out tabs and seen multiple searches for "boobs in real life" and "real life naked lady". Being my cousin, I didn't want to embarrass the guy, shit I get it. So I told him what I found and over his scared denials I told him, bro I ain't gonna tell grams or anyone I promise, but make sure you close out the tabs and clear the history, grandma doesn't wanna see boobs in real life.
I'm going with this never happened and is fake, agree. What 12 year old is looking up megan fox now?
I'll tell you what, I'm looking up the clean way to make a baby right after this though.
Also, why would spell “bdsm” perfectly (with the s) when “sexy” and “is” are spelled wrong. Any twelve year old would know those two words way better than bdsm
why is this typed like how people baby type? all the z’s and semi broken english.. i’d get it for a 7-8 year old but a 12 year old??
But wouldn’t they know how to sell “is” correctly if they know how to spell “bdsm”
I could spell better than that when I was 12, make of that what you will
12 year olds definitely know how to erase browser history too. I might believe it if they said they were 8 and used more current celebrities.
"Bel dophin sezy"
No 12 y/o would even look that up on their uncle's laptop
Also what 12 y/o now looks up Megan Fox and Justin Bieber
Holy fuck what is this sub? 💀💀💀
We came full damn circle.
lol welcome aboard, there’s nonsense still being posted in r/nothingeverhappens so i made this
A kid who is a fan of literally anyone would know how to spell their name to a T. My baby sister knew how to spell fucking Jake Jellyball after Prince of Persia, and I still can’t. I refuse to believe a kid who cared to look him up can’t spell Bieber.
I also just generally hate-follow that sub anyway, there’s so much holier-than-thou culture there.
Not even I wrote this bad at 12, and that was the age were I just began to grasp english and could speak it (it‘s my second language)
Also, even spelling aside, while children do get curious about how babies are made, most 12 year olds would already know. Even if their parents never told them for some reason, you probably would have at least learned it in school by that age. At my school we were taught as 5th graders.
Most likely faked or the parents just didnt teach their 12 year old to type??
Look imma be 12 years old would know better also no one spells is with a z you either can spell is or you can’t spell at all
also 12 year olds definetly know about sex, at least where I live we learned about reproduction in the 6th grade
I spelt like that when I was 12 :/
I’m sorry, but that’s exactly how I spelled when I was 12 even to myself. I also didn’t correct my typos (still don’t sometimes, thanks autocorrect). Heck, I’m sure if we could get my search history from back then it would look surprisingly similar.
E: being horny for the first time and typing in a kewl way was all the rage back then y’all.
Y’all are a funny bunch.
that's how I wrote when I was 6
Neat. I did it in purpose, thought it was cool and didn’t quite understand how l337 5p34|< worked. I was also starting to understand what being horny was and was a big fan of Megan Fox.
well, i guess each person is different, my bad
i’m not sure about your case, but in mine i could speak perfectly fine at 12, not too far off from now. obviously i’m better now but i certainly had very little issue spelling at 12. i’m positive a 12 year old knows how to spell “sexy” and “is”. I’m also sure that at least (this is an estimate i’m pulling outta my ass) 75% of 12 year old boys know that sex is a thing and have been on a porn website. so, with all this, I can guarantee this post is fake
I did it in purpose, not because I couldn’t spell. Thought it was cool (how iz “iz” not cooler than “is”, IT HAS A Z AND THATS COOL!) and didn’t understand how leet speak worked so I typed like this instead. I also was discovering how horniness worked and was a fan of Megan Fox, plus z is right next to x (I actually typed wrong right there and had to fix it) so that’s not too unbelievable.
I also don’t see what knowing what sex is has to do with this. This was my porn search history back then (minus bebar) and trying to figure out why my older brother would make fun of me for not know how babies were made (my parents kept saying school will teach me).
Not saying this isn’t faked (writing I’m sorry might have given the wrong impression), but it’s more believable than some people are making it seem.
A couple of things: Firstly, how long ago were you 12? Neither of these celebrities are recent. Secondly, I suppose this technically wouldn't apply to everyone, but even in my leet-speak-but-not-actually phase, I would at least know not to incorporate it into searches for the sake of finding useful results.
Lol this comment is 111 days old. Get a life.
? I just found this sub
This is literally the 11th post
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As most are.
I meant dumb relative to your 12 yr old peers at the time
No not really. Was usually near the top of my class, just a weird kid who had online speak. Loads of kids back then used leet speak, this was my version since I couldn’t actually understand it.
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Lmao, get a fucking life (100+ day comment) and learn how 12 year olds act.
Fucking pathetic. E: jfc, actually pathetic after taking a look at your account. I’m sorry your life is so sad.
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You got it. Tbh, my response was probably a bit much too.
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I have a cousin who just turned 13. And about two years ago we both were living at my grandparents house. Which meant we would both use the same computer in the spare room upstairs. One day I was in there and was closing out tabs and seen multiple searches for "boobs in real life" and "real life naked lady". Being my cousin, I didn't want to embarrass the guy, shit I get it. So I told him what I found and over his scared denials I told him, bro I ain't gonna tell grams or anyone I promise, but make sure you close out the tabs and clear the history, grandma doesn't wanna see boobs in real life.
I would believe this for a 10 yr old a few years ago
my niece had a dimilar search history at age 5, unless their nephew is ALSO autistic, I dont believe this