16 year olds can change quite easily, people change a lot, and sometimes on a whim, between like 12-20.
As for what to do...I mean if there was a conclusive answer I don't think it'd be as big a problem as it is but...my first impulse would be to make sure they get out and encounter some of "the females" in the "wild" so they get a more realistic view of it and realize people are just people.
16 isn't too late. It's arguably the "best" time for a kid to learn that shit. We all do stupid shit when we're teens that we later look back on as stupid. Better to associate that garbage with that period than any other time of life.
I mean, I had Charlie Brown's Cyclopedia as a kid, and I certainly was interested in the process of "artracting a mate" (as those books called it) despite having no clue what that actually meant or what the ramifications were. I can believe a six-year-old might get an off-the-wall idea or two.
u/Limp_Squash_4116, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...
Well some of us are cannibals...
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes!!!
I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady. All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up.
Shit, next he's going to want to learn to dance! Hide your daughters, y'all
The hair, dance combo with a bright green shirt, bright blue jacket, bright yellow pants and bright red shoes and he’ll be UNSTOPPABLE
He's going to single-handedly revive disco
Ah heck ladies! He's jumping from side to side while holding his arms out at a wide angle! Hide your daughters
Well birds got the biggest rizz in the whole animal kingdom
Imagine getting rejected because a 6yo did a better mating dance
Animal Planet could probably more accurately be called Fucking Animal Planet.
F.A.P
To be fair, some of them birds do have mad game
Parents, talk to your kids about Lemme Smash. Or somebody else will.
lmao, be happy it's not capuchin bs, or he would piss and spread it all over them females
that would totally harsh the vibes around him
this is actually hilarious
That never happened.
made up shit on social media?
impossible.
r/nothingeverhappens
Who gives a shit, it's way more fun to pretend it did.
🎶Birds do it! Bees do it! Even educated fleas do it.....🎶
I didn't know where else to bring this up, but I just realized that rizz is probably derived from charisma or charizzma as the kids spell it.
When my Muscovy drakes get randy during breeding season, a ridge of feathers on their head looks like an 60yr old guy with way too dark hair dye!
Genuine question tho. What on Earth do you even do if your kid got exposed to some alpha male shit?
A 6 yo is probably fine but it would be too late if it was a 16 yo right?
If 16 were too late i'd be 6 feet under not with a stable j*b
How is 16 “too late”? Tons of adults change their minds about things after highschool.
16 year olds can change quite easily, people change a lot, and sometimes on a whim, between like 12-20.
As for what to do...I mean if there was a conclusive answer I don't think it'd be as big a problem as it is but...my first impulse would be to make sure they get out and encounter some of "the females" in the "wild" so they get a more realistic view of it and realize people are just people.
You ask yourself "why does he feel smothered and afraid to the point he ended up taking refuge in such a thing?"
It should trigger strong soul searching.
16 isn't too late. It's arguably the "best" time for a kid to learn that shit. We all do stupid shit when we're teens that we later look back on as stupid. Better to associate that garbage with that period than any other time of life.
Lobotomy
Yeah yeah, we know what the alpha male shit does, but we looking for a solution here
Its just a phase. Let them be. Its like when kids got emo or anything else that was embarrassing at that age.
Birdmaxxing
NGL this is goated advice tho
Now to be completely fair I'm attracted to dyed hair and tattoos so I am also not immune to the bird brain
Next he needs to birdmaxx by wearing colorful clothing and learning to dance
Are we complaining?
The real takeaway is that this person lets their six year old have unrestricted Internet access.
Like this shouldn't have ever been a worry in the first place.
I mean, I had Charlie Brown's Cyclopedia as a kid, and I certainly was interested in the process of "artracting a mate" (as those books called it) despite having no clue what that actually meant or what the ramifications were. I can believe a six-year-old might get an off-the-wall idea or two.
Did Charlie Brown's encyclopedia connect to the internet? Why are you being obtuse about this?