Don't eat too much salty foods, kidney stones are literally the equivalent of having to push a child through your penis. What's also sucks is that it has to go out slowly and painfully depending on the size, where as childbirth happens within a day.
That's what gets me all the time when people say salt is bad, just drink more water for the salt.
It's also why you shouldn't drink too much water without your electrolytes like salts as it can top the other way
They have to split the thing open, which causes so much pain that many first-time mothers end up dying because of it. And along with that, hyena cubs end up suffocating if they take too long.
I am going to be "that person" who brings evil into the world: there is a practical effects video of what it would look like realistically, and yes, the video is still up.
I mean canonical the word itself came from the Church and following the law of the Church. Canonicus is its latin origin. It came from the real world, and got appropriated by Fandoms. It wasn't the other way.
I know this unrelated but TO ANYONE READING THIS, PLEASE DOWNVOTE THIS POST. I don't want it to be my most upvoted post considering how low effort it was to make in comparision to the rest
FUCK NO. my most embarrasing moment on reddit is what received an award. I want the awards to at least be on my hot takes, or more funnier moments, this really ain't worth an award. all I did is screenshot a Nhim comic. I have done more effort that before
nah I bet she will place a bit of gun powder in there to prank the doctor
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Hyenas form matriarchal societies where the males are basically the complete bottom tier. I don't think they really get to choose what mates they "like"
The only issue is if she wants kids.IIRC The morality rate is stupid high because the species gives birth though basically a penis which more or less explodes open as the baby is too large and they just bleed out and die half the time.
Out of curiosity if the other 34% survived the initial process do they typically go on to have better success rates overall or are they approximately fighting that 66% mortality rate each time they have a go at it.
yes! they do have much, much better survivals rate after their first birth. the first time stretches and scars the thing a lot. and while it hurts like hell to permenetally get scars down there, they help the birth tract to stretch better after they are in place. when studies in captivity, almost none of them died after their first birth during the birthing process. however, in the wild, around 22%~ of them still die during it. this could be attributed to the fact that the ones are much better fed than in the wild. and wild ones could also be attacked by predators, and when the time comes to give birth, they are already significantly weakened by the wounds or blood loss, so they might die due to weakness.
however, the happy news out of this whole thing is that hyenas are pack animals. no matter what happnes to the mum, the rest of the pack is there for the baby, and it won't be endangered
For people who are confused.....female hyenas have whats called a pseudo penis which the birth canael runs through
To simplify it.....imagine giving birth through your dick
...I don't want to.
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Too late. You already are
Don't eat too much salty foods, kidney stones are literally the equivalent of having to push a child through your penis. What's also sucks is that it has to go out slowly and painfully depending on the size, where as childbirth happens within a day.
Or just drink enough water to balance the salty foods
That's what gets me all the time when people say salt is bad, just drink more water for the salt. It's also why you shouldn't drink too much water without your electrolytes like salts as it can top the other way
To put some more context.
They have to split the thing open, which causes so much pain that many first-time mothers end up dying because of it. And along with that, hyena cubs end up suffocating if they take too long.
What’s also funny you would think that losing 30% of first time mothers + a huge chunk of pups would hamper to species.
Nah, because it lets them pick so strictly because they basically cannot be raped hyenas are pretty much the top dog predator.
Evolution is weird.
Hyenas are closer related to cats than dogs though : P
What doesn't kill off enough of you before giving birth to your progeny........
And once more, another reason for me to hate hyenas
Too late you already did
Also worth noting, hyenas have some of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom, meaning Mimi is made from vibranium to still have an arm after that
Remember that Mimi was one hit by a truck, and merrily walked away from a totalled truck.
That girl is built differently.
I wish I had a Mimi meme for wishing today never existed. Knowledge that I don’t want to hold on to
I am going to be "that person" who brings evil into the world: there is a practical effects video of what it would look like realistically, and yes, the video is still up.
Some people would be REALLY into that
Don't trans men develop something similar while on test?
They get a tdick which is when their clitoris gets bigger (more sensitive too? I'm not an expert)
however, you do not give birth through your clit either way so they're pretty different
Thats what I was thinking of lol my b
Also the downvotes are wild smh
Where the fuq did hear that from?
no
Female hyenas are the only ones to canonically have girldick.
Wdym "canonically" is there a fanon real world?
Yes
Yes
I mean canonical the word itself came from the Church and following the law of the Church. Canonicus is its latin origin. It came from the real world, and got appropriated by Fandoms. It wasn't the other way.
I mean, the church is one of the biggest fandoms in the world so technically canon has always been about fandoms
So are the Crusades just fan wars? In the middle East instead of Twitter
About as deadly too, yeah
Yes
Who tf created this for us to have fanon and canon?!
I wanna speak to the creator about my own arcs in this story (I'm tired of being written to take all these L's)
Christianity
No God
Yes
You're on the internet, what do you think?
It is
Ye it's called a fictional book
Literally every piece of fiction written ever
r/outside
There are several others though I can't name them
Well humans for one
/r/mysteriousdownvoting (except we know why)
what do you mean? he has the same amount of upovotes as you at the moment, 7
5 hours ago they had -8 votes
aged well
my bad, in the future I will make sure to never comment anything that could, at some point, not be correct anymore
gock
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Nah someone better give it an award
FUCK NO. my most embarrasing moment on reddit is what received an award. I want the awards to at least be on my hot takes, or more funnier moments, this really ain't worth an award. all I did is screenshot a Nhim comic. I have done more effort that before
Knowing her, she'll probably give birth through that like you'd fire through a rail cannon
nah I bet she will place a bit of gun powder in there to prank the doctor
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You fool, people always will do the opposite of what you ask them for
r/BrandNewSentence
...verrrrrry necessary contribution by you. I don't know what we would have done without it
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The pseudopenis is for pegging the male mate obviously. Or other female hyenas too I guess 🤔
with a penis with so much resembelence to the actual thing, is it even considered pegging anymore?
... i mean mimi can now bite trough bones do we forget how strong hyena bite is. And them being strong eaters scavemgers Hunter and allat
I mean it can't cum lol
duality of man
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Ok love this tbh
I suppose the females developed their aggressive behaviors AFTER developing the pseudopenis.
No
pleASE
Maybe the male hyenas like them with bigger cocks?
Hyenas form matriarchal societies where the males are basically the complete bottom tier. I don't think they really get to choose what mates they "like"
That genetic evolution is in part why they where able to take control.
Oh snap the fabled hyena clitdick
https://preview.redd.it/flh1tv2kdt6g1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14a6385117b68905290e3ba02a936939b40f76e
Even better
https://preview.redd.it/f0xgp84o0u6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f228f6f4c94c19d89bcc20bdc8393cbc58dca9
Swordfight
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*she got rabies
You mean the hyena did, right?
Mimi's "normal human" face looks unsettling.
https://preview.redd.it/0h52qloait6g1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6047e439970cb31014546a8447ffb0493becdbe3
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https://murenase-seton-gakuen.fandom.com/wiki/Iena_Madaraba
Peak. I wish the manga was released in english
Isn't the whole bit that this is just an actual dude
The only issue is if she wants kids.IIRC The morality rate is stupid high because the species gives birth though basically a penis which more or less explodes open as the baby is too large and they just bleed out and die half the time.
66% exactly
Out of curiosity if the other 34% survived the initial process do they typically go on to have better success rates overall or are they approximately fighting that 66% mortality rate each time they have a go at it.
yes! they do have much, much better survivals rate after their first birth. the first time stretches and scars the thing a lot. and while it hurts like hell to permenetally get scars down there, they help the birth tract to stretch better after they are in place. when studies in captivity, almost none of them died after their first birth during the birthing process. however, in the wild, around 22%~ of them still die during it. this could be attributed to the fact that the ones are much better fed than in the wild. and wild ones could also be attacked by predators, and when the time comes to give birth, they are already significantly weakened by the wounds or blood loss, so they might die due to weakness.
however, the happy news out of this whole thing is that hyenas are pack animals. no matter what happnes to the mum, the rest of the pack is there for the baby, and it won't be endangered
Imma be real, poor Mimi needs C-sec by default and possibly some alterration surgery that gets her new found member opened up for good.
https://preview.redd.it/495n2fu3ft6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37ffd4fac96130956775343f7a14b912272e953
What.
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Absolute WAH
Jesus Christ, this is diabolical...
Hehe, nice. Mimi just getting more and more upgrades 😏
Yeah, that’s definitely not on my bcket list! Some animal facts just hit differently!!
you didn't expect to learn biology while scrolling through a Nhim comic, didn't you?
Don't female hyena also have the ability to retract it during mating? If so Mimi could retract it
Yep
That dynamic would be wild
😰
Tried this recently, all I got was hydrophobia and a headache!
Was its name Cujo by any chance? It might not have been a hyena.
redditors should be legally required to include a 20-paragraph explaintion under every obscure, niche reference they make
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Me having gock/gick
Oh nooo!
okay why is my reddit having hallucination attacks though? look at the upvote count
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and now it's displaying 4000 again
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Funny thing is female hyenas have a pseudo penis only issue is is that they have to give birth through that.
They are not real testicles
Roy would be satisfied for like five minutes then immediately realize he has absolutely no idea what he signed up for
Bold of you to assume Mimi would tolerate Roy longer than a single chaotic afternoon
you do realize that she is one always hitting on him, right?
He doesn't read the series.
he deserves the George Washington treatment in Iraq
https://i.redd.it/wmi2r6zu0v6g1.gif