My aunt got bitten by a horned viper a few years ago, she survived and the viper died. But that aunt was a very toxic b*tch, so no one in the family was surprised
Happened to my mil was in Australia was camping when bitten by a eastern brown. Snake immediately withdraws, eyes roll back into head and dies. To date theirs no anti-anti venom
That is straight-up toddler energy. I remember watching my kid when she was a toddler playing with a toy and when it wouldn't stand right or she struggled to do something with it she would either bite it or slam it against the ground in frustration.
Let this be a reminder, we may not have claws or fangs nor exoskeleton, thick hides, or shells. We don’t have toxins and we don’t have camouflage. But we humans are still as dangerous as any animal, we are persistence hunters that exhaust our prey. We have some of the nastiest bacteria in our mouths and when adrenaline kicks in we can bite down just as hard as any other animal. We’ve survived this long and we aren’t going anywhere.
Story seems to be true, but unfortunately there's no info on what type of snake it was. It would've been an interesting piece of information to know how big of a snake a 2-year-old can bite to death.
"I need an adult..."
- The Snake
made me lol ty
You're welcome buddy... :)
TFS?
Yup, Team Four Star... :)
Yea Team Foundation Server is relevant here.
What an amazing story!
My aunt got bitten by a horned viper a few years ago, she survived and the viper died. But that aunt was a very toxic b*tch, so no one in the family was surprised
Happened to my mil was in Australia was camping when bitten by a eastern brown. Snake immediately withdraws, eyes roll back into head and dies. To date theirs no anti-anti venom
Are we supposed to believe there's no venom? or are you taking a piss saying there's not antidote to your MIL 🤣
🎯🎯🎯🎯
Mil?
Mother in law
Ah gotcha
Nice
She must be Australian.
Image is right side up, so I'm guessing she's from Florida
Just Florida things.
r/beatmetoit
https://sea.mashable.com/life/21132/2-year-old-girl-gets-bitten-by-snake-then-bites-it-back-and-kills-it-in-revenge
It's true. Neat.
It’s kinda creepy how the hands in the headline image lines up with the body of the snake…
HAH. I didn't know wot u meant until I clicked the link and now I cant unsee it 😭
the snake is trying to grab her from the afterlife to get revenge
Baby Hercules
Chelsea Norris?
Pythagoras reincarnate
r/humansarespaceorcs writing prompt, right here…
Alien: Your offspring can kill venomous predators with their teeth?
Proud human parent: Yep, 2 year olds are known to bite
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me."
That's some Chuck Norris shit right there
Non venomous snakes are surprisingly no bug deal.
My daughter was a biter at that age, and I assure you it’s no joke! She took a chunk out of a kids face at school!!! A snake had no chance 🫡
Nice, get her a Hannibal Lecter mask for Christmas! 😂
Ah yes all the two year old kids in school...
Most 2 yr old story ever lol
Hardcore legend.
guys does she now become queen?
Call an ambulance! But not for me!
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It belonged to the pitbull she ate last week!
You think I’m locked in here with you, but you’re locked in here with me!
That is straight-up toddler energy. I remember watching my kid when she was a toddler playing with a toy and when it wouldn't stand right or she struggled to do something with it she would either bite it or slam it against the ground in frustration.
Thats one badass kid
Good girl!
Stone cold!
Was the snake poisonous? Is the kid ok?
xD!
Good for her
I've never seen a girl beat the snake before
Australian?
Reminds me of this classic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bUT9eQ90EvM
Let this be a reminder, we may not have claws or fangs nor exoskeleton, thick hides, or shells. We don’t have toxins and we don’t have camouflage. But we humans are still as dangerous as any animal, we are persistence hunters that exhaust our prey. We have some of the nastiest bacteria in our mouths and when adrenaline kicks in we can bite down just as hard as any other animal. We’ve survived this long and we aren’t going anywhere.
2 year olds will eat anything 😆
She clearly has read Nietzsche
"How do you like that huh? Hurts like hell right? So don't do it to other people then"
I always said kids are full of fucking germs
I'm confused, is she poisonous or venomous?
That’s actually a real knee-jerk reaction. Good for her!
The most toddler shit I’ve ever seen
If we went back almost 20 years we would see chuck norris memes rn
She really said I don’t fear fear, fear fears me 😭🙏🙏
This 1time my lil cousin tried to claw my eye out, you don't realise how strong these fuckers are ,untill they try to rip your tendons off
The real doomslayer
Voh stree hai, kuch bhi kr skti h
If anyone can get a hold of nate bargatze he’d like some advice on this.
Herculean
Justin Gaethje type arc
Van Damme’s kid
Snake: sheesh you’re aggressive
Baby naked Walter
Boss baby….
I came into the comments to see if anybody mentioned about the 'hand' in the photo...
That kid is proof of human evolution
Don’t trouble the trouble if you trouble the trouble, trouble troubles you. I’m not the trouble…I’m the truth.
This is some Hercules shit
I am sure she is related to chuck norris
A toddler opens her door and gets bitten, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.
Weird hand
Hercules:
Yasss Queen!
Honey Badgers don't give a fuck
An eye for an eye
Isn't something like this part of the Hercules myth?
Story seems to be true, but unfortunately there's no info on what type of snake it was. It would've been an interesting piece of information to know how big of a snake a 2-year-old can bite to death.
Whats the moral of the story? Bitches be crazy?
Sounds like Hercules in mythology
Are we sure this kid isn’t Heracles???
Kids are still close to monke, unfortunately we lose that connection when we become old and neurotic 😔
“I am the one who bites!”- this 2-year-old.
Chuck Norris’ grand daughter
After 5 days of agonizing pain... The cobra died.
Kids, just no limits! lol
Chuck Norris daughter?
…now show me what it means to change …🎶