Rule updates; new mods

PSA: content farming

Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it, but those who misunderstand the past are in BIG trouble.

“Why are sawblade weapons of the buzz and chain variety so popular among your species?” “Because we love to rev them before unleashing hell on whatever poor bastards on the wrong of them.” “Point noted.”

Aliens thought they could use humans infinite horniness and their seduction tactics as a tool to control their political negotiations. The humans outplayed them by sending hand-picked delegations comprised of gay and lesbian people.

Human tech looks and acts like magic despite fully following physics

H"Sorry, can you repeat that? I wasn't recording." A"Sure: The Xuuczal Warriors can beat every single Human Football Team without breaking a sweat!" H(giggling)"Thanks buddy."(posts video to the Gal-Net)

A"So~ What'cha got there?" H(hides terrifyingly cute fluffball of razer-teeth and claws under his shirt and holds up a cup)"Ehm, Triple Macchiato with extra cream and caramel topping...?" A(takes cup and sips)"I didn't see you bring a apex predator with a kill on sight-order on board. No, i didnt."

Turns out the aliens can't replicate their own tech and are invading on spaceships they barely understand

"Do humans ever realize they were screwed by evolution? I mean they need a partner the reproduce and their digestive system spits out extracts instead of dissolving their food and they don't have telepathy" and other shower thoughts aliens have about humanity

Humans live genuinely by loving fully.

Humans are really good at making war seem pointless during the holidays.

It is considered politicall sabotage to get a Human politician drunk even with consent.

Humans are so good at disguising.

Humans are the only spacefaring species that have not become crabs.

Nobody believed, until it happened for the first time with a non-human present.

When humans discovered that our galaxy was in giant void in space we thought we were special. We were, just not for the reason we thought.

Human engineers are the best of the galaxy, making their work seem almost magical to their xeno colleagues. They like to lean into their perceived role.

My UFO STORY

"War and strife seem to he built into these Humans DNA. They always seem to find a reason to fight one another. Even populous from other planets in the same system can be found in bitter conflict. But these seems to be one force that can bind them together under one banner... spite."

A"And why exactly do i have to cave to your demands?" H"You don't. The way i see it you have 2 Options here. Pay Humans a fair wage for a fair days work like everyone else, or you have about 42 Billion Humans just lay down their tools and walk off every site they are on until you do. That's it."

Rise of the Solar Empire #16

Aliens find the idea of looting stuff off fallen enemies ludicrous

Our scouts were thrilled to find that humans keep detailed records of EVERYTHING

The problem with humans...