I once basically chased someone like that, and it was just someone who drove through a puddle and splashed my daughter’s carriage. I can’t imagine how angry this would make me.
They're not very good for slurping. Without active bloodflow keeping them 'inflated' they just collapse and are trickier, they're not a good shape or texture for slurping once they're deflated. Most veins aren't but the larger ones in particular, especially with all the smaller veins branching off getting in the way. There are surprisingly few things in the body that are really good for slurping, most require at least some chewing.
I know *very strange things* that many would consider disturbing. It's fun to watch people's brains just struggle to process the sheer visceral horror at how casual I am about it.
I grew up rural. Butchered a lot of livestock even as a kid/teenager and...well, dares were thrown around, and I wasn't one to turn down a dollar, that was practically a fortune back then.
I would probably have also done something that I regretted, but I think you might be underestimating the ability of the other guy to resist having his jugular eaten and eyes gouged out. People tend to defend themselves and contrary to popular opinion "seeing red" and going nuts doesn't make you any more dangerous in a fight than you were before. Which, for most people, myself included, is not very dangerous.
There are multiple documentaries on the history channel produced by academics that claim that humanity had a high tech globally integrated worldwide empire at the end of the last ice age - appearance in entertainment media doesn't really count for much.
And besides, even if that were a 100% true thing that happened, which I'm prepared to grant, would it really have been featured in a crime documentary if it were a routine occurrence in these kinds of incidents?
Only other time i’ve seen this is at college. Some guy got hit by a car, rolled up the front windshield, and landed on his fucking FEET. Then slapped his hat on the ground screaming “There’s no way you just fucking hit me!”
He legit went up to the drivers door trying to open it!
Justified lmao I’d hate to be the driver that just hit a motorcyclist that landed on their feet, pumped up to 150% because of adrenaline and geared up in PPE ready to fight.
This is crazy. I saved my dog from getting smacked in a highway once by seconds. I had the exact same reaction. Set him down safe, looked up at the sky for a second, then just chucked my hat with a loud FUCK
He isnt parked in the middle of the street. His rear tire is on a sidewalk and that would be shoulder space where people park cars and other drivables.
First dad instinct shoulda been not parking in the middle of the road. Very inconsiderate. Plus ya never know what psychos are around and what they’ll do.
yes of course, the universal rule in third world country dirt roads. You have to stay on the tire tracks because that's the "road". In no world is this anybody's fault but the truck driver.
Nah that ute was hauling ass. Pretty slow reaction speed too. It’s hard to tell what’s actually going on here. No idea if this is a proper street, what side of the road they’re meant to be on, why the idiot Dad parked his bike right in the middle of the road. It honestly seems like everyone in this video is at fault lmao. Just glad it turned out alright.
I can tell you many definitive things about this ute:
it’s white
it has four tires
it’s a single cab
it has a canvas tarp on the tray
it was travelling way too fast for that road
its driver was distracted due to the incredibly late reaction time. There was no need for that dude to swerve like he did, the passing motorbike got out of its way with more than enough time to react better than this
For everyone talking about "parking in the road", iirc this was in Brazil, you can't park in the sidewalk in Brazil and he's half in the sidewalk and half in the street.
Second, that looks like a "slums" street (for a lack of better word) where the streets are at most 1.5 lanes and there's a lot of foot traffic, like kids playing in the streets and what not. Even tho Brazil kinda has a car problem, tho not as bad as the us, in these kinds of places foot traffic is a lot more common.
I think it was the girls on the other bike that caused that wreck. The truck looked to be losing control, when trying to avoid the other moving motorcycle. Definently was going way too fast.
the driver is a p.o.s for driving so fast and well not even trying to swerve, but let's also acknowledge the fact it looks like his bike is in the "street" while holding his kid on it... looks like there was plenty of room. to move it back a good 5 feet or so out of the roadway
Is no one going to point out the "dad" had his motorcycle parked literally in the middle of the road? You can literally see the tire tracks in the dirt where the motorcycle is. Fucking idiot was just standing there with his baby girl.
Of a baby girl? Definitely not.
But I'm guessing the car approaching from the rear could only see the man's back and so thought there was only one entitled ass of a man who was literally parked in the middle of the road.
Obviously, I would not wish any harm on a single hair of the baby girl, so I am glad she did not become collateral damage for the man's idiocy.
However if it was just the man on his own then I'd say it's a clear case of F around and Find out or play stupid games and win stupid prizes, would not bat an eyelid if that man got mowed down for his own entitled stupidity.
It’s not ok to run people over no matter where they are or how old they are. If there is a person in the street you ALWAYS stop or try to avoid them. What kind of psychopath are you that would try to kill someone just because they’re on the road?
No one deserves to die because of a dumb mistake. As a driver you have to always be ready to stop for things that come into the road, not intentionally mow them down. Especially on a street like this, where there are clearly buildings close to the road. This driver is 100% in the wrong and should not have been going so fast. People like you and the driver in the video are dangerous and should not be allowed to drive.
I used to think as you do, but after watching videos of how entitled jerks like those Just Stop Oil idiots abuse the system you just described, I personally feel it's OK to run over these sort of morons who knowingly block traffic and expect everyone else to cater to them.
Traffic rules are different everywhere, places where traffic yields to pedestrians, and there are plenty of places that do not follow North American traffic laws. And I am not just talking about 3rd world counties either, for example, the AutoBahn in Germany, where it is normal and actually expected to drive at F1 level speeds, do you think if some idiot knowingly parked his bike in the middle of that then the entire highway should slow down for his selfish ass? Other people have lives they need to live too, just because one person is not in a rush and has no sense of self preservation does not mean others need to alter their life schedules for this sort of idiot.
And besides, if they so get ran over their 50 feet smear remains can at least serve as an example and lesson to all the other entitled idiots out there, the world does not revolve around you, try F ing around in real life and find out. They obviously don't care about inconveniencing the lives of others, so don't expect anyone else to care about theirs either.
What if it was not a normal car that was speeding but a fire engine rushing to save 2 families including babies from a burning apartment, but because they had to slow down for an entitled idiot like this they could only save 1 family albeit with severe burns all over them while being forced to listen to the other family and their baby screaming as they burned alive because they could not get there faster? All because some entitled jerk was betting on people like you not holding them accountable for their selfish actions despite them clearly inconveniencing others, what if it was your own family burning up there, would you still tell the fire truck "Oh no, entitled idiots are people too, by all means slow down while my family burns."
What the hell is wrong with you? Yes you would stop if there was a bike in the way on the autobahn! Something is seriously wrong with you if you’re this comfortable with intentionally killing people. Fire engines don’t try to run people over even when they’re in a hurry. What kind of a twisted worldview is that? I get that you think it’s cool to be edgy by saying this, but it’s not. You’re not impressing anyone by trying to be edgy about this.
Will you be perfectly happy and content cleaning the blood off your car after killing someone because they were an “inconvenience” to you? If so you should be in jail or receive some kind of therapy. Stop speaking to me.
You call it trying to be cool and edgy seeking to impress others, I call it being honest and realistic. From an ideal moral standpoint it would be proper to say you would never run over anyone no matter how selfish and entitled they are, but realistically, if it was my family's life over an entitled stranger? I would put the pedal to the metal, I ain't saying I would be comfortable with it or that i won't wake up sweating and throwing up with nightmares for years if not life after that, but if I had to choose my family over a stranger I will be honest about my choice.
You know the tram dilemma? Do nothing, and it runs over 5 people, pull a lever and it runs over only 1 person. I will be honest and say if it's all strangers I would pull the lever, but if it was my family member as the 1 I would let it run over all 5. Would it make me a horrible person? To some or even a majority, most likely yes, and I accept it without being hypocritical and hoping they see me as a saint instead. Do I hope I never have to make this choice? Definitely yes, but if I had to, my answer is still the same.
If there was an actual emergency with your family on the line can you honestly say you'll still slow down for him? Be honest now, would you rather deal with the trauma of running over one entitled stranger or have the trauma of dealing with the death of your entire family? Lucky for you this is all hypothetical so you can tell me to shut up and stop talking to you so you don't have to think about it and keep your precious self proclaimed moral and ethical view while judging me for my honest and realistic one.
Right, but this obviously isn’t a fire truck. And the car was almost certainly not in a situation where the lives of the driver’s family were at stake. And on the off-chance that the driver’s family actually were in a burning building, the driver could have easily just avoided the man with the motorcycle. Your argument is about a very rare and specific case and has nothing to do with the actual video. You admitted earlier that people deserve to die if they are an inconvenience to drivers, and that’s what’s most concerning to me.
Where are they, an interstate freeway? How fast do you think that guy was going? This is a dirt road in a built up area with traffic ffs. What standard are you applying here?
Both are idiots. Car is an idiot for obvious reasons and father is an idiot for having his bike, not moving, empty, and sideways, AND putting his baby on it, in almost the middle of the road. Like use your head
hmm, thinking staged. Is the baby real? I dont see any natural movements that cant be attributed to dad. Timing move with the bike going by. Maybe not, maybe just getting reddit cynical.
Are you serious? Staged?! Dude lay off the crazy pills bro, why would anyone go through the actual effort to fake this, you'd need Hollywood cgi to make this and even then you'd notice, do you even know what real looks like?
I don’t think I’ve ever thrown my hat in anger/disbelief, but I would probably do it in this scenario.
In the extended gif he gives the baby to the mum and goes stomping after the car
Wouldn't wanna be that driver
Man. Don’t have kids and hate to be internet tough guy. but I’d have eaten that driver’s jugular vein and gouged out his eyes.
I once basically chased someone like that, and it was just someone who drove through a puddle and splashed my daughter’s carriage. I can’t imagine how angry this would make me.
I have to imagine it would be feel like cold water in your veins. A calm trembling rage. And enough adrenaline to flip a truck on its back
Thank u internet stranger, for the mental image of some one slurping up a jugular like spaghetti... wasn't aware I needed that in my life
They're not very good for slurping. Without active bloodflow keeping them 'inflated' they just collapse and are trickier, they're not a good shape or texture for slurping once they're deflated. Most veins aren't but the larger ones in particular, especially with all the smaller veins branching off getting in the way. There are surprisingly few things in the body that are really good for slurping, most require at least some chewing.
.... I can slurp fettuccine and thats flat...
Flat, yes, but does it have lots of smaller noodles branching out of it? The texture is different as well.
gags sorry I asked..... lmao
I know *very strange things* that many would consider disturbing. It's fun to watch people's brains just struggle to process the sheer visceral horror at how casual I am about it.
r/weirdlyspecific knowledge
I grew up rural. Butchered a lot of livestock even as a kid/teenager and...well, dares were thrown around, and I wasn't one to turn down a dollar, that was practically a fortune back then.
He never did pay up though.
Damn you got scammed
I DID. I slapped him in the face with a freshly-removed deer stomach though so. Eh.
r/BrandNewSentence
I misread that as “I’ve butchered a lot of livestock as well as a kid/teenager”
I would probably have also done something that I regretted, but I think you might be underestimating the ability of the other guy to resist having his jugular eaten and eyes gouged out. People tend to defend themselves and contrary to popular opinion "seeing red" and going nuts doesn't make you any more dangerous in a fight than you were before. Which, for most people, myself included, is not very dangerous.
I dunno, I just watched a crime doc about a guy who pounded another guy's face into paste with a rock in a fit of anger.
There are multiple documentaries on the history channel produced by academics that claim that humanity had a high tech globally integrated worldwide empire at the end of the last ice age - appearance in entertainment media doesn't really count for much.
And besides, even if that were a 100% true thing that happened, which I'm prepared to grant, would it really have been featured in a crime documentary if it were a routine occurrence in these kinds of incidents?
Source? I need to see righteous vengeance.
You only see him stomping off … out of the frame.
Righteous vengeance has denied me…
Beating the driver to death is fully justified
Never has throwing a hat been so justified
Only other time i’ve seen this is at college. Some guy got hit by a car, rolled up the front windshield, and landed on his fucking FEET. Then slapped his hat on the ground screaming “There’s no way you just fucking hit me!”
He legit went up to the drivers door trying to open it!
Justified lmao I’d hate to be the driver that just hit a motorcyclist that landed on their feet, pumped up to 150% because of adrenaline and geared up in PPE ready to fight.
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I'm with you, why did he Park his motorcycle in what appears to be the road?
that just makes two assholes, doesnt justify anything
its the dad level 100 unlocked ability
Ngl I would too cause what else are you gonna do
Imagine he threw the child in anger
This is crazy. I saved my dog from getting smacked in a highway once by seconds. I had the exact same reaction. Set him down safe, looked up at the sky for a second, then just chucked my hat with a loud FUCK
The hat throw is mandatory in this scenario. And this bro did it beautifully.
Yh
My dear brother in Christ you either have the temperament of a saint or l8ve an extremely good life to say such a thing! 😆
wow,the father is amazing
next dad reflexes are pulling that driver out and beating the shit out of them
He isnt parked in the middle of the street. His rear tire is on a sidewalk and that would be shoulder space where people park cars and other drivables.
First dad instinct shoulda been not parking in the middle of the road. Very inconsiderate. Plus ya never know what psychos are around and what they’ll do.
There is so much wrong in this video. People on the bike riding in the middle of the road. Truck speeding. Dad parked motorcycle in the road.
There's a road in this video?
Google: dirt road
He wasn't in the road. His back tire is up against the curb, and white ute swerved to hit him
You know how you can tell where the road is? Where the tire tracks are. ¾ of the bike is in the tire tracks. He’s parked in the middle of the road.
yes of course, the universal rule in third world country dirt roads. You have to stay on the tire tracks because that's the "road". In no world is this anybody's fault but the truck driver.
The original video shows him walking off looking like he intends to do just that.
That hat thrown means someone’s about to get their ass beat. At least from what I remember from childhood
So attractive when a man can yoink a baby tbh
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for yo baby
How does this have 20 upvotes when it doesn’t even rhyme 😂
Swiggity swaby, maybe?
Honestly
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that cutie
Sorry, baby booty then
Like, delivering?
So hot when the doctor just yoinks the baby right out 🥵
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…what
"Joel phrasing!"
Is it just me or does it look like the truck turned towards them? Or did the truck swerve to go around the first bike?
Nah that ute was hauling ass. Pretty slow reaction speed too. It’s hard to tell what’s actually going on here. No idea if this is a proper street, what side of the road they’re meant to be on, why the idiot Dad parked his bike right in the middle of the road. It honestly seems like everyone in this video is at fault lmao. Just glad it turned out alright.
Also looks like dad is parked directly on the track. The dirt under his bike has been driven on a bunch
The truck was in like 6 frames of this gif. You can't tell anything definitive about it.
I can tell you many definitive things about this ute:
Unbelievable
For everyone talking about "parking in the road", iirc this was in Brazil, you can't park in the sidewalk in Brazil and he's half in the sidewalk and half in the street.
Second, that looks like a "slums" street (for a lack of better word) where the streets are at most 1.5 lanes and there's a lot of foot traffic, like kids playing in the streets and what not. Even tho Brazil kinda has a car problem, tho not as bad as the us, in these kinds of places foot traffic is a lot more common.
Cool, but where exactly is he parked in this scenario?
It looks to me like he's parked right in "the road" making him decidedly not father of the year. But also that truck was going too fast.
How lucky was he that he turned around??? Damn.
He used his ears.
sound's lucky
Sound IS lucky
nice
Convenient distraction just rode pass him that maid him see the car
Extremely lucky because he was also chilling out in the middle of a dusty road which for most people would be fatal.
Dad is a fukin rockstar
Throwing hat to the ground in frustration... such a dad thing to do.
Why is the motorcycle parked on the tire tracks of the road and not in his garage?
Not saying the truck driver is not a complete asshole but what was the dad thinking? I wouldn’t have even allowed for that scenario to happen
Last time I saw this posted I commented the exact same thing as you and got down voted like I was Hitler :D
Well take this upvote friend
Dad reflex for sure. But not so dad worthy to park your bike on the road with your kid in it.
Most justified hat throw ever recorded
This made me really anxious.
I've seen this so many times.. and every single time, I want to buy this man a steak and some beers 🍻. Kudos to dad instincts!
What I want to know is why is the bike parked in what is clearly the "road"? THen gets mad when someone drives on said road???
Looks intentional
Bring back the death penalty.
Who in the fuck even
I never wished something bad happens to someone who I don’t even know until now. Fuck that dude.
This ain’t even a reflex.. this man is a straight up super hero!!!!!!! Props to him!!
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Idk… there were other vehicles driving in the other direction.. maybe he wasn’t supposed to be going that way!
He can be both.
More like stepdad reflexes. Who puts their kid IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
At least he threw the hat
That could have gone a lot worse…
Except the kid, everyone in this video clip is bad.
What happened with the two ladies on the bike?
I think it was the girls on the other bike that caused that wreck. The truck looked to be losing control, when trying to avoid the other moving motorcycle. Definently was going way too fast.
the driver is a p.o.s for driving so fast and well not even trying to swerve, but let's also acknowledge the fact it looks like his bike is in the "street" while holding his kid on it... looks like there was plenty of room. to move it back a good 5 feet or so out of the roadway
Good thing that baby wasn't strapped in.
Dude was unhappy
Somebody hold my baby and shield their eyes I’m about to do something unholy to that driver
The hat throw at the end… I felt that one in my soul
Is no one going to point out the "dad" had his motorcycle parked literally in the middle of the road? You can literally see the tire tracks in the dirt where the motorcycle is. Fucking idiot was just standing there with his baby girl.
Doesn’t excuse attempted murder though
Of a baby girl? Definitely not. But I'm guessing the car approaching from the rear could only see the man's back and so thought there was only one entitled ass of a man who was literally parked in the middle of the road. Obviously, I would not wish any harm on a single hair of the baby girl, so I am glad she did not become collateral damage for the man's idiocy. However if it was just the man on his own then I'd say it's a clear case of F around and Find out or play stupid games and win stupid prizes, would not bat an eyelid if that man got mowed down for his own entitled stupidity.
It’s not ok to run people over no matter where they are or how old they are. If there is a person in the street you ALWAYS stop or try to avoid them. What kind of psychopath are you that would try to kill someone just because they’re on the road?
No one deserves to die because of a dumb mistake. As a driver you have to always be ready to stop for things that come into the road, not intentionally mow them down. Especially on a street like this, where there are clearly buildings close to the road. This driver is 100% in the wrong and should not have been going so fast. People like you and the driver in the video are dangerous and should not be allowed to drive.
I used to think as you do, but after watching videos of how entitled jerks like those Just Stop Oil idiots abuse the system you just described, I personally feel it's OK to run over these sort of morons who knowingly block traffic and expect everyone else to cater to them.
Traffic rules are different everywhere, places where traffic yields to pedestrians, and there are plenty of places that do not follow North American traffic laws. And I am not just talking about 3rd world counties either, for example, the AutoBahn in Germany, where it is normal and actually expected to drive at F1 level speeds, do you think if some idiot knowingly parked his bike in the middle of that then the entire highway should slow down for his selfish ass? Other people have lives they need to live too, just because one person is not in a rush and has no sense of self preservation does not mean others need to alter their life schedules for this sort of idiot.
And besides, if they so get ran over their 50 feet smear remains can at least serve as an example and lesson to all the other entitled idiots out there, the world does not revolve around you, try F ing around in real life and find out. They obviously don't care about inconveniencing the lives of others, so don't expect anyone else to care about theirs either.
What if it was not a normal car that was speeding but a fire engine rushing to save 2 families including babies from a burning apartment, but because they had to slow down for an entitled idiot like this they could only save 1 family albeit with severe burns all over them while being forced to listen to the other family and their baby screaming as they burned alive because they could not get there faster? All because some entitled jerk was betting on people like you not holding them accountable for their selfish actions despite them clearly inconveniencing others, what if it was your own family burning up there, would you still tell the fire truck "Oh no, entitled idiots are people too, by all means slow down while my family burns."
What the hell is wrong with you? Yes you would stop if there was a bike in the way on the autobahn! Something is seriously wrong with you if you’re this comfortable with intentionally killing people. Fire engines don’t try to run people over even when they’re in a hurry. What kind of a twisted worldview is that? I get that you think it’s cool to be edgy by saying this, but it’s not. You’re not impressing anyone by trying to be edgy about this.
Will you be perfectly happy and content cleaning the blood off your car after killing someone because they were an “inconvenience” to you? If so you should be in jail or receive some kind of therapy. Stop speaking to me.
You call it trying to be cool and edgy seeking to impress others, I call it being honest and realistic. From an ideal moral standpoint it would be proper to say you would never run over anyone no matter how selfish and entitled they are, but realistically, if it was my family's life over an entitled stranger? I would put the pedal to the metal, I ain't saying I would be comfortable with it or that i won't wake up sweating and throwing up with nightmares for years if not life after that, but if I had to choose my family over a stranger I will be honest about my choice.
You know the tram dilemma? Do nothing, and it runs over 5 people, pull a lever and it runs over only 1 person. I will be honest and say if it's all strangers I would pull the lever, but if it was my family member as the 1 I would let it run over all 5. Would it make me a horrible person? To some or even a majority, most likely yes, and I accept it without being hypocritical and hoping they see me as a saint instead. Do I hope I never have to make this choice? Definitely yes, but if I had to, my answer is still the same.
If there was an actual emergency with your family on the line can you honestly say you'll still slow down for him? Be honest now, would you rather deal with the trauma of running over one entitled stranger or have the trauma of dealing with the death of your entire family? Lucky for you this is all hypothetical so you can tell me to shut up and stop talking to you so you don't have to think about it and keep your precious self proclaimed moral and ethical view while judging me for my honest and realistic one.
Right, but this obviously isn’t a fire truck. And the car was almost certainly not in a situation where the lives of the driver’s family were at stake. And on the off-chance that the driver’s family actually were in a burning building, the driver could have easily just avoided the man with the motorcycle. Your argument is about a very rare and specific case and has nothing to do with the actual video. You admitted earlier that people deserve to die if they are an inconvenience to drivers, and that’s what’s most concerning to me.
Where are they, an interstate freeway? How fast do you think that guy was going? This is a dirt road in a built up area with traffic ffs. What standard are you applying here?
Why he parked in the middle of the road?
Reposted AF. That's on the fucking dad. That dude shouldn't have parked his motorcycle on the fucking road.
Still though, driving is a privilege not a right.
Why was anyone filming that
looks like a security cam
Bless you father
Awww man, that was his favourite hat!
Damnn the amount of times this happens, you think he’d of learnt by now.
Why did he park his bike half on the road and then put his baby on it?
He’s about to go Dan Conner
Why is he parked in the middle of the road tho.
That truck veered because the motorcyclist cut them off it appears
That's just... What
This video needs way more context
Both are idiots. Car is an idiot for obvious reasons and father is an idiot for having his bike, not moving, empty, and sideways, AND putting his baby on it, in almost the middle of the road. Like use your head
Never understand when people throw their hats
I've got a couple problems with the authenticity of this video, but does anyone have any idea what kind of truck this is supposed to be?
Maybe this one?
hmm, thinking staged. Is the baby real? I dont see any natural movements that cant be attributed to dad. Timing move with the bike going by. Maybe not, maybe just getting reddit cynical.
Are you serious? Staged?! Dude lay off the crazy pills bro, why would anyone go through the actual effort to fake this, you'd need Hollywood cgi to make this and even then you'd notice, do you even know what real looks like?
Who hurt you?
You see the baby turning its head away from looking out into the distance at the car, at the exact same time the dad does.