Flowery farmhouse, with a great room made from a century-old log church.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7-Llewellyn-Wood-Johnson-City-TN-37601/42566597_zpid/

  • 92 points Xyzzydude

    I want to personally thank the listing agent for not virtually staging it, and especially for not photoshopping a fire into every fireplace in the house.

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    9 points justinchina

    Or a big screen tv with Paramount on the screen.

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  • 38 points JohnWayneSpacy

    How many minutes before every friend you ever had is sick to fucking death of hearing about how your great room was made from a century old log church

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    24 points Xyzzydude

    Hey, did you know my great room was made from a century old log church? Wanna see a photo?

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    13 points justinchina

    Let us retire to the century old log church…otherwise known as the living room?

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    2 points JohnWayneSpacy

    The parishioners and the pastor are still furious about it but we just think it looks so good in our house

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  • 10 points I_Must_Be_Going

    No pictures of the kitchen?

    Or the other 4 bathrooms?

    Very suspicious....

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    5 points Surreply

    The bidet is a repurposed baptismal fountain.

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  • 8 points Awkward-Yak-2733

    It's interesting. I like it.

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  • 15 points jeepjinx

    No kitchen and only 1 bathroom picture, but several shots of open lawn? Sus.

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    11 points maricopa888

    The no kitchen is a big pet peeve of mine. Both the inside and outside shots were repetitive. Just ONE kitchen photo please?

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    9 points Southern-Smoke1835

    Out of 63 pics 35 are outside.

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  • 4 points Southern-Smoke1835

    I feel like the things I can see in the floor here would make me stumble over them. Or is it an optiocal illusion?

    https://preview.redd.it/onwnjvxdxr8g1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd1c5da22624d69703adf1640625af5c593a6a4

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    8 points Just_Another_Scott

    Are you asking about the lighter colored spots? If so, that's likely where furniture was. The floor can easily be cleaned up. Resurfacing isn't that difficult.

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    3 points Southern-Smoke1835

    I was thinking furniture. stains at first as well, but then it looks like those odd areas are raised? It must be a weird optical illusion. Makes no sense.

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    3 points Just_Another_Scott

    Yeah they don't look raised to me. They just have a dirty outline.

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    2 points Southern-Smoke1835

    Ah, yes, now I can envision that it was some sort of heavy round wood table at that spot to make those shapes.

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    2 points Killarogue

    That, or even a pool table. You can see two other spots a little further, though they're a little more obscured.

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    2 points PassStunning416

    I thought the same thing. I can see it now though.

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  • 3 points kineticstar

    Nice, I'd only change the wallpaper.

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  • 2 points Electronic-Air-2444

    Wow! That's some fugly wallpaper!

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  • 2 points Lynn3275

    It’s got great bones.

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  • 2 points kevnmartin

    What time is the hoe down?

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  • 1 points PumpkinCarvingisFun

    This has incredible potential, and only a few things need to be updated.

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  • -9 points LegendaryMutha

    And they still have the slaves’ quarters out back. How quaint!

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    3 points Killarogue

    This house was built in 1975, it's a little too new for something like that on the property.

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    2 points Southern-Smoke1835

    Is that what that is? I thought it was a fancy shed.

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