I present to you a parking garage with a couch, yours for a mere $67 mil
  • 157 points ChicagoLaurie

    On the plus side, at least it’s flame resistant.

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    20 points bearpics16

    But less earthquakes resistant

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    24 points Justin-82

    That’s why it’s so expensive. All the rebar needed to make that concrete work in an earthquake! 🤣

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    11 points bearpics16

    Yeah it’ll still stand, but there will be lots of huge cracks and be a very expensive repair. This is why there are very few brick, stone, and concrete houses in CA. There are façades of these materials but they usually aren’t structural. Wood is actually the best material in an earthquake, but worst in terms of fire obviously. Can’t win against the environment there

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    6 points SuspiciousFan9368

    STEEL ! Baby ... STEEL !

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    2 points ko138ca

    No.  This statement is very inaccurate.  Wood is not the best material for an earthquake.

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    1 points bearpics16

    What is? Maybe something more modern, but at least growing up in the area that was my understanding

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  • 201 points boccci-tamagoccci

    i really fw brutalist architecture, but some greenery pushing it to eco brutalist would be a cherry on top

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    55 points SeraphymCrashing

    100%.

    Also, while I do like this, I actually think it's a relatively boring brutalist piece. If I had 67 million, I would build a brutalist house in the style of some the better brutalist libraries.

    Although, looking through images of those now... most of those make the place more inviting with liberal use of greenery... so we are probably just saying the same thing.

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    7 points k_r_oscuro

    Greenery

    And lots of it would help[ a lot.

    All those horrible fluorescent tube lights make it even worse. It's lit like an office.

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    4 points ShartlesAndJames

    like a giant safe room

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    13 points FeelingFloor2083

    its called brutalist but it seems like industrialist is a more fitting name

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    1 points NoDontDoThatCanada

    I'm getting "Hunger Games with a kitchen." Is that an architectural term?

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    11 points Echo-Azure

    Greenery would help, but seriously, no amount of decorating could save that place. Bring in all the plants and art and paneling on Earth, and it'd still feel like a luxury prison for posh criminals.

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    7 points ShartlesAndJames

    If a man brought me to this place, I would assume I'm going to be murdered.

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    6 points Echo-Azure

    Possibly sacrificed.

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    1 points PornoPaul

    I dont know, I like it to a point but I think some more plants would actually make it better, not worse.

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    1 points SpaceSick

    I enjoy brutalism, but I don't want to live in a brutalist piece. It's the opposite of cozy.

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    1 points awkward_pauses

    Fr. I love concrete, stainless, and gravel. Some green would send this place big time.

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    0 points RideMeLikeaDildo

    This. 100%

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  • 66 points -syper-

    Jim Jannard’s house. The founder of Oakley. https://hypebeast.com/2025/3/james-jannard-brutalist-home-beverly-hills-for-sale

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    37 points snow_big_deal

    Man, guy really eats, sleeps and breathes that early-2000s Oakley aesthetic.

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    12 points -syper-

    This one was “normal.” https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-06-18/oakley-founder-james-jannard-sells-malibu-mansion-for-210-million-a-california-record

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    5 points SloCalLocal

    And the Malibu house was where he lived. The thread is about a property that was mostly used for parties / various functions.

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    4 points whoknewidlikeit

    should see the main hall at the oakley main office. it's like the characters from the matrix and a bunch of vikings started sketching and then built it. personally i love going there and the staff have always been awesome.

    there's also an oakley museum in the back; they left it open one day and a few friends and i went through. was awesome to see it all.

    and to think it all started by a guy making motocross handlebar grips out of his van.... and named the company for his dog.

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    2 points -syper-

    I worked at the main HQ in FHR for several years post LUX buying the company. Only met Jim a few times.

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    2 points whoknewidlikeit

    that's cool! when i go back to san diego my friends and i often make the pilgrimage to oakley. the one time we saw all the displays (i think of it like a museum due to the history) the staff were cool about it - was obvious we were just taking it in and going from one end of it all to the other, we didn't mess with anything - they just let us be and closed the doors after us. such a great experience, and the staff were awesome about it.

    i don't know what it's like since Lux bought the company; but back when i went it was an awesome customer experience. i've been a dedicated oakley customer for almost 40 years now. kind of strange to think of it in those terms.

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  • 31 points european_dimes

    Oh look, this house again

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    7 points FlametopFred

    yup

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    4 points Killarogue

    It's back for its annual monthly repost

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    6 points MissFrenchie86

    Can we ban posts about this house?! I’m so tired of seeing it posted at least once a month.

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  • 77 points MikeyLaine2024

    I actually like this.

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    14 points k8username

    They are certainly ready for the Zombie Apocalypse

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    1 points Realsmula

    I'd move right in myself. Love the ambience and rawness of the place.

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    -3 points Menashe3

    Kanye??

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  • 15 points Oh_boy90

    Looks like Batman mansion

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    1 points texaschair

    Aeon Flux vibes.

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  • 11 points otherandout

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/410-Trousdale-Pl-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20534468_zpid/

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    1 points musikfreakster

    I’m suspicious of only 15 pictures.

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  • 9 points Scrantonicity_02

    I believe this is Oakley CEO’s old house

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    6 points -syper-

    Founder of Oakley and Red Cameras. 

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    2 points Embarrassed_Key_4539

    Oh that checks out

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  • 8 points usosvs88

    This looks like the house from Beef

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  • 8 points pavilionaire2022

    Looks like a Doom level.

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  • 6 points TyrantStomper

    No link provided

    Not even a city and state. So many people just choose to ignore RULE 2

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    3 points european_dimes

    I reported it, but it's still here

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    2 points DidelphisGinny

    It’s somewhere near Los Angeles but that’s the best I can do

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    1 points TyrantStomper

    I kept looking too and nothing I found still had any photos up. Shouldn't have been posted in the community imo.

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  • 7 points anOvenofWitches

    Post-apocalyptic community college, as imagined in the 1990s

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  • 13 points TraditionalError9988

    Is it nice and quality? No doubt but not close to my taste.

    Not a fan of that much concrete and way too much stainless steel in the kitchen.

    I'm down with the more rustic look, big wooden beams, beiges, tans, greens, natural colors, like a tree.

    Stones and slate are great, big fireplaces, lots of trees, water, mountains etc.

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    7 points ButterMyPancakesPlz

    The kitchen looks like that because as the owner, you'll never be in it.

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    3 points Successful-Mind-9332

    So my husband owns a custom stainless commercial kitchen fab shop and has said he can redo our home kitchen like this. Granted, our kitchen is way smaller so it would be way toned down compared to this. But I have turned that down bc I’ve worked in enough restaurants and don’t want a restaurant kitchen in my home lol I’ll keep my old laminate countertops and wooden cabinets! Stainless appliances are ok but that’s enough in a home setting

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    2 points James-the-Bond-one

    I loved this kitchen, but yeah, it looks 110% industrial or institutional — at home in a prison.

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  • 5 points Dreamin0904

    I picture Russ Hanneman living here.

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  • 9 points ttystikk

    There are ways to make bomb shelters attractive; I've seen it.

    This is just horrid.

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  • 5 points LookyLoo666

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  • 3 points Expensive_Hermes

    Apocalypse bunker style but bougie 🤑

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  • 3 points CrimsonxAce

    For $67 million, you can live like a James Bond villain.

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  • 3 points S3lls

    I don’t hate it. I think it has a vibe to it and a potential

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  • 3 points fancycurtainsidsay

    Brutalist fever dream

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  • 3 points ChemicalHornet5619

    Thats the founder of Oakley appeal and sunglasses house!

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  • 3 points Hairy_Starfish2

    Brutilist Maximus

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  • 3 points Telefunkin

    I love brutalism, but this ain’t it. It’s the offensive lighting. Nothing says ‘home’ like the same fluorescent tubes Walmart uses.

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  • 3 points ImmortanJerry

    Another vampire estate. Mfers HATE natural light 

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  • 3 points hoodlumonprowl

    I genuinely hate it. What a silly way to show off your wealth by living in a fluorescent lit bunker.

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  • 3 points Fragrant-Ad-5517

    Wasn’t this property built and owned by Oakley’s founder?

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  • 3 points BoardsofCanada3

    I always wanted to live in a Soviet bunker. 

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  • 4 points OrangeDuckwebs

    This is what I fear Altadena will look like after the rebuild.

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  • 4 points Salt-Safety-3493

    This is final boss evil lair. And I love every inch it. 

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  • 2 points natur_al

    Brutal

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  • 2 points emptyfree

    I'm reminded of House Atreides in Dune for some reason.

    I'm trying to picture what would happen with this house if there were wildfires. Could you just ride it out inside? Would the smoke eventually become overwhelming? Could you get a couple oxygen containers to ride that out?

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    4 points Three3Jane

    This place veers into House Harkonnen territory in my mind. Very little in the way of creature comforts, cold, utilitarian.

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    2 points emptyfree

    Well, the Harkonnens DID burn down the sacred palm trees... which hasn't happened here (yet)...

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    1 points k8username

    This is certainly all about riding out whatever comes. Arsenal Room omitted for obvious reasons.

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  • 2 points charliekwalker

    It's a fortress. Perfect for when the French Revolution comes Stateside.

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  • 2 points Content-Potential191

    More of a habitat facility than a home, isn't it

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  • 2 points Blue-cheese-dressing

    An all stainless kitchen (?) even the cabinets, every man’s dream!  No tedious cleaning with multiple sprays and sponges or rags.  Just fire up the pressure washer and hose everything down and let drip dry.

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  • 2 points Griffie

    The kitchen is kind of cool. The rest looks like a repurposed sewer system

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  • 2 points dreams_andnightmares

    Not sure if I would want to live in a makeshift cave

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  • 2 points BraveLittleFrog

    It probably has that parking garage bunker smell. Oh goody.

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  • 2 points Gold_Kitchen_5711

    That looks depressing and gloomy af

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    1 points Timely_Apricot3929

    So cold too. Nothing soft or cozy to be found.

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  • 2 points Artemus_Hackwell

    This house looks like the Mars base in the first installment of “Doom”, and I guess subsequent installments as well.

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  • 2 points vyts18

    6th photo reminds me of the original Power Rangers Command Center for some reason.

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    1 points Charlotte_M66

    That was my first thought!

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  • 2 points Normal-Mongoose-6571

    This has been posted here many times. I still think it looks like a Supervillain lair.

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    2 points iMakestuffz

    I imagine it’s wasted on Peter Thiel being his 10th house.

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  • 2 points Icy_Natural_979

    It’s looks like a kings palace in a dystopian society 

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  • 2 points A_JELLY_DONUTT

    I feel like this is Keanu’s place if only cuz of the bike right in the front door, the killer kitchen, and the futuristic/dystopian style of the entire place. As expensive and ridiculous it is… I’d probs kick a few hundred infants for it. Maybe even toddlers. In their shins. While wearing steal toed boots. And I’m not talking about light tap, I mean really winding up and going for it. Like I’m trying to hit a 60 yd field goal type of kicks.

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  • 2 points Nervous-Ad-1229

    This is one of the most depressing wastes of money I've ever seen.  

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  • 2 points JasmineDragonRegular

    Is this where they shot Him? I'm not even joking, this looks like half of the sets from the movie

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  • 2 points dpaanlka

    personally I love this aesthetic

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  • 2 points Certain-List-6779

    Not this house,AGAIN!! 🙄

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  • 2 points choc0kitty

    "the property embraces a cold, retro-futuristic aesthetic that befits the opulent lifestyle of a supervillain" from Hypebeast.

    LOL. True. I still kind of like it (the lighting is the worst though).

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  • 2 points nicunta

    I absolutely love the kitchen! I was a sous chef for 20 years; this is my dream kitchen!

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  • 2 points BestRedLightTherapy

    It's a mausoleum and nuclear bunker, too.

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  • 2 points BestRedLightTherapy

    If the cold concrete depresses you, warm up next to the cold kitchen steel.

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  • 2 points fieylioness

    Hey can anyone tell me where the link is? I can't find it.

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  • 2 points Trixie1143

    This makes me want to kill myself.

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  • 2 points Johnykbr

    Is there a way to ban this house? Its on here every week.

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  • 2 points Less-Load-8856

    Perfection.

    Haters get bent.

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  • 1 points three-sense

    Raid

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  • 1 points Relevant-Bit-7394

    if you ever want to start a cult here is your hq.

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  • 1 points TillRevolutionary856

    A parking garage with a couch AND a view! Hell of a view.

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  • 1 points JustForXXX_Fun

    Looks like the set for Aeon Flux.

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  • 1 points metarinka

    Wow this is like really brutal it's, feels more like a fancy restaurant\club Vibe. There's zero warmth in how it's staged. Very masculine the only buyer is a rich young playboy type.

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  • 1 points The_Stoic_One

    I like it. I wouldn't make it my home, but I do like it.

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  • 1 points impropergentleman

    Paint it white and grey and slap some laminate down. It will sell..

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  • 1 points Litzz11

    I feel confident I've seen this place in a James Bond 007 movie ...

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  • 1 points MJP87

    I remember memorializing a tortoise there in Cyberpunk 2077

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  • 1 points Creative_Assistant72

    Really, dont even patch the tie holes? Shame!

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  • 1 points Final_Boss_Jr

    If the power rangers headquarters was in Russia….

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  • 1 points Glass__Goddess

    What city is this in

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  • 1 points allmybreath

    Some flowers, a few area rugs, and the place will be cozy in no time.

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  • 1 points MamaBear4485

    That’s a fortress. Betcha giant spikes can pop up from inside those ramparts and curtain walls.

    In the event of an emergency, that platform in the pool will sink down, huge steel walls will slam shut across all of the openings and all occupants will retreat to the survival bunker in the basement.

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  • 1 points Timely_Apricot3929

    Mausoleum??

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  • 1 points blellowbabka

    Imagine having the flu in a place like this. Idk I want to be cozy at home this looks like it should be inhabited by robots

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  • 1 points mwdeuce

    at least the kitchen seems well done

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  • 1 points medhat20005

    I've always liked this. If I had the means (as I'm sure Jannard does) I'd be happy to have this as one of my homes, maybe even my primary home. But I imagine most of us don't live that way. As a single primary home I can envision getting tired of it. But if I only spend a fraction of time here, and have a fleet of staff to maintain it, sure, I'll live there.

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  • 1 points Brooklyn-Epoxy

    I love it.

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  • 1 points whoknewidlikeit

    overall i really like this home, but the kitchen is rough. area lighting with minimal task lighting (yes some on counters to right). and having so much metal, while not tough to clean, makes for a very reflective noisy environment. makes me think the owners don't cook, and want staff that do their cooking out of the way.

    giant wolf double range, a bargain microwave and a keurig. i can think of several ways i'd do this differently.

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  • 1 points Noodle_Sensei

    I dig this, kinda reminds me of some Hitman levels

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  • 1 points iMakestuffz

    We’ve seen this one before, my inner nihilist likes it except for that stupid motorcycle in the middle.

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  • 1 points ValleyOakPaper

    Cozy! /s

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  • 1 points Hanksport

    Do you get a “yard” with a basketball court and some weights?

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  • 1 points No_Studio_No_Worries

    For this price you can get a commercial office building and carve out the penthouse for your residence. Why anyone would spend 67mil on a concrete warehouse is nuts. Maybe location?

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  • 1 points Caterpillar89

    That concrete contractor had his work cut out for him!

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  • 1 points DavidinCT

    stunning place, stunning views.... yea, $67 million. sure...

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  • 0 points TheBlackAthlete

    Perhaps the ugliest house I've ever seen. Not even "so bad it's good"

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  • 1 points Aerobiesizer

    I'm surprised no one has made a 67 joke yet

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  • 1 points LateralEntry

    It’s so… brutal

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  • 0 points WayneKrane

    It has a nice kitchen too

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  • -1 points Educational-Tone2074

    Who builds this garbage? 

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