A sharpshooter threw a cigarette into the mouth of a singer.

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1017 points ShittheFickup

This has big “guy that caught a beer while he was crowd surfing” energy

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138 points ItsTheOtherGuys

Singer for John Coffey!

https://youtu.be/MTlFk-chSh4?si=o5R3VEj2UrHXWh1Y

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71 points WinnieGraves

Standing on people's hands, catches a full beer tossed at him, casually drinks it down, then tossed, keeps performing. Fucking legend. Every time I see this I appreciate it so much. John Coffey is amazing.

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18 points z3rokarisma

Not a full beer, but awesome regardless.

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5 points zefy_zef

IT WAS IN A CUP!

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5 points ToonaSandWatch

Some heroes walk among us. He walks on top of us.

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2 points Dickgivins

“Like the drank only spelled different.”

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3 points Sassy_magoo

I don’t remember this scene from the green mile

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285 points ashboring

New meaning to the term ‘dart’.

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38 points El_Zarco

I'd have a dart

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20 points grey_pilgrim_

I’m surprised we aren’t having a dart right now.

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6 points djpiperson

Pitterpatter

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2 points Sweenons

Thats a texas sized 10-4

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6 points Ralph-the-mouth

Throwing smoking darts

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323 points wolfs5529

Dude looks like someone started with the Robert De Niro preset in character creation

edit: spelled Dinero originally because dumb. Fake fan

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54 points Say_Hennething

Is Robert Dinero an alter ego or was this just a misspelling?

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48 points warrenjt

That’s Bobby Money to you.

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12 points GayPudding

Roberto Dinero

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4 points meee_51

That’s Dick Moolah to you

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11 points TheWolphman

It's not Deniro. It's DiGiorno!

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6 points Bumble-Newt

How dare you make me laugh out loud at this

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0 points wolfs5529

TRUE

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10 points BubatzAhoi

And with Negan from walking dead

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7 points Sophisticatedgoat

His name is sagopa kajmer, he is a turkish rapper, here is one of his most famous song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AWJBMawRZk&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD

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224 points CharlesIngalls_Pubes

I don't even smoke, yet feel like I'd have to smoke that one.

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80 points Teledildonic

The Luckiest Strike

+1 luck

+1 charisma

-1 endurance

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23 points CharlesIngalls_Pubes

+3 smell damage

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19 points mothzilla

Adds ability: Disguise fart.

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2 points Big-Sea-8796

100%

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466 points doob22

I’d hate that

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429 points Exact-Ad-4132

You can tell he was pissed for about half a second, but had to acknowledge the accuracy of that shot.

I'd be mad if someone threw a silver dollar at me, but I'd be very impressed if they happen to land it right in my pocket

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26 points t3chn0w1tch

You got me, but I am calling security to get you the fuck outta here.

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36 points smirky_doc

r/nevertellmetheodds

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22 points duck_duck_zombie

Reminds me of the epic beer toss

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8 points mrtitkins

Unrelated but that shirt is amazing

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113 points OurFeatherWings

Stop throwing shit at people onstage. Or like ever.

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43 points Xsiah

Ever?

Dodgeball is cancelled, everyone

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9 points Unit88

Just gotta adapt. No more throwing, now we use ball guns

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4 points commandercool86

Like... muskets?

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4 points Intelligent_Wolf2199

If you can dodge a musket round, you can dodge a ball! 🤣

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1 points arcticfox740

Dodgeball gets a pass, because people have given consent to have things thrown at them.

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-1 points TOAST_MA_OAT

Is tossing permitted?

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6 points gimmieDatButt-

That’s a dope shirt. Probably one of the best hood movies ever

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6 points Savings_Neck4759

lmao did he walk off stage?

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3 points ClockPretend4277

I got that shirt! I'll see myself out.

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4 points shallower

i didnt know deniro sang

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4 points Flimsy-Restaurant902

I wish people would give me free cigarettes

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3 points IASILWYB

He wasn't lip synced

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3 points Full-Application-121

That's turkish rapper/singer Sagopa Kajmer

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5 points justanothertoxicuser

In the day and age of AI I don't know whether to doubt this is real or be very impressed!

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3 points Sir_Earl_Jeffries

Need them on my beer pong team asap

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2 points teapotTom

I wouldn't even be mad tf that's shot tho

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1 points SculptKid

Me: crazy accuracy

Me realizing there's gonna be copycats: thank God my band never became popular and I quit music

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1 points Lackerbawls

With the Loc Dog Tee lol

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1 points MockStarNZ

Trying to kill the guy…. Just really slowly

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-8 points pornborn

Walk off the stage to sterilize your mouth.

That’s assault.

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8 points GayPudding

Yo can I have some of that crack?

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-7 points vherus

Anybody see the cigarette? I’m not convinced there’s even one in the video

Edit: /s

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2 points BubatzAhoi

Are you blind?

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16 points Wapwapussy

He's making a joke about the slow mo and red arrow.

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-2 points [deleted]

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15 points vherus

The double pausing with big red arrows pointing to the cigarette. Never mind eh, it didn’t land

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7 points crazykentucky

Happens sometimes

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5 points Shloink

I was gonna say something along these same lines. Tough crowd lol

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-8 points nmaxfieldbruno

That’s one poorly-timed inhalation away from a trip to the ER

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