Skibidi toilet
  • 4 points ZanderParsons2007

    https://preview.redd.it/a4u7ys6a39ag1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ba6e5443c44fee311f51dcd82189577c9bf3c9

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    1 points Quiet_Obligation6830

    Valid reaction.

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  • 3 points Imaginary-Way9361

    If i see this shit again i am going to slit the person who made it and my own throat

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    0 points player69420e

    https://preview.redd.it/uh19x5xjanag1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b874e985aece4a9511352b089e34539ef35acacb

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    1 points Imaginary-Way9361

    dont sleep tonight

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  • 2 points AshF3ll

    imagine seeing that thing drag around your house

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  • 2 points Life_Leadership5139

    https://i.redd.it/zcsw03cto7ag1.gif

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    1 points gamerborger42069

    https://i.redd.it/vaof1lw1z9ag1.gif

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  • 2 points coolepikguy

    https://preview.redd.it/f88r7u2m18ag1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=a77c1a8d3e587a36df0c041a46e42d5921bafa28

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    -5 points OfficialMicrowave

    Better version 👇

    https://preview.redd.it/hwreol7rgaag1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433b71b823bbe8a508c278f7519226e22526029f

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    -1 points Nahidwin50

    https://preview.redd.it/qrlet8nlyhag1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a84e014ea27f311ab31c6114f757c73fdbb2c39

    Chain

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    1 points Mirik9688

    https://preview.redd.it/lmnxo0axoiag1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7312c2ac50f4ef8be6f24887007dd2cb0312f74

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    -2 points Ok-Interaction-9382

    Shu up

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    1 points Mirik9688

    Why should i?

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    -2 points Ok-Interaction-9382

    Stop posting that meme

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    1 points Mirik9688

    Skibidi slicers

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  • 2 points HornyAzz-nigga

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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    1 points Frivty_22

    My bed frame is bent and it’s making my new mattress feel like a pile of bricks

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    1 points AdvertisingRude4137

    My stomach hurts and I farted out blood 

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    1 points Excellent_Fix_7956

    https://preview.redd.it/nctnm4nashag1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d93d6949cabd900f95c3b22f886b1f72ca74fa

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    1 points ATHENIEL9254

    this ain't Instagram reels comments

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    0 points SomeUgliRobot

    What the fck did you just fcking say about me, you little btch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Antimatter Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the 9th Dimension, and I have over 300 NNnNeMI-NNnNe confirmed kills. I am trained in potato warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Antimatter Galactic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another infinity. I will wipe you the fck out with Max All mashing the likes of which has never been seen before in this dimension, mark my fcking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Interdimensional network? Think again, fcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of autobuyers across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Big Crunch, maggot. The Big Crunch that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven đŸ˜ đŸ’© different ways, and that’s just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in dimension shift combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Antimatter Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little sht. If only you could have known what unhevi retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re buying until 10, you goddamn idiot. I will shit antimatter sht all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

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    3 points HornyAzz-nigga

    Have you ever had a mosquito bite on the penis?

    I was having a piss outside the other day and there were a lot of mosquito around. I looked down at my penis just as a mosquito landed on top of the head. My curiosity got the best of me and I allowed it to stay there. Weird but I kinda d of wanted to know what it felt like. I watched for a second and I saw the mosquito penetrate the head of my penis with its stinger. There was no feeling when the stinger first went in but a few seconds later I had a strong sensation that I had to pee again but it was a pleasent feeling. The feeling of having to pee went away and my penis very quickly got super hard, the head swole up so fat and shiny and it erupted in the most intense orgasm I have felt in a long time and a massive load of cum came pouring out of the end bigger than i ever shot before. This all happened in a matter of seconds but I couldn't believe what had happened. I was freaked out but also overwhelmed with the intense orgasm that I had just had. After the glow of the orgasm wore off I began to worry about what might happen to my penis after a mosquito bite but nothing seemed to happen. I have since tried to recreate the event but have not had any luck.

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    1 points Long-Term8802

    who pissed on bro

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    1 points Zplays2010

    mb

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    1 points Long-Term8802

    you can eat water

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    1 points Zplays2010

    I'd rather drink food

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    1 points ducktae98

    https://preview.redd.it/t6i3nhme1kag1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fa199779a60025c0fd2e69e10b6c322db1919da

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  • 1 points Roblox_RoverYT

    I miss male_07

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  • 1 points RealityVisual2466

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  • 1 points Safe_Young202

    https://preview.redd.it/4bkj9ny97bag1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad38153de4243455ce4410b127916690a76c4f5

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  • 1 points EmRizzleMrFunnyMan

    https://preview.redd.it/109o93gj7bag1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0657f20607dd28cecd7ab6aa9ffb51aa89c7d244

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    1 points JumpyFuck176

    Gen Omega

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  • 1 points Western-Caramel4570

    https://preview.redd.it/c32pt49dkbag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3170e67d26f6f6ad25246fbe3643b36adc9a2e

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  • 1 points sussy-help-sussy

    https://preview.redd.it/cnfrw8w7zbag1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab52825626a0696face0eec04ebc711be16259f

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  • 1 points NeckIsHurting

    Actually funny, go keys

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  • 1 points dischargedwithinacc

    why does this song go hard

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  • 1 points Legitimate-Edge-277

    https://preview.redd.it/7bsyl82w1eag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43256f0e32586f914ee3176d8926400a0d971d2d

    Sono per caso l' unica persona intelligente che ha 12 anni in questo gruppo reddit

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  • 1 points ChosenofficialXiaro

    No es gracioso, no me reĂ­. Tu chiste es tan malo que hubiera preferido que el chiste se me pasara por alto y dejaste de contarme el chiste. Para ser honesto, este es un intento horrible de tratar de burlarse de mĂ­. Ni una risita, ni un jeje, ni siquiera un sutil estallido de aire fuera de mi esĂłfago. La ciencia dice que antes de reĂ­rte, tu cerebro prepara los mĂșsculos de tu cara, pero ni siquiera sentĂ­ la menor contracciĂłn. 0/10 este chiste es tan malo que no puedo creer que alguien legalmente te haya permitido ser creativo. La cantidad de poder mental que debes haber puesto en ese chiste tiene el potencial de alimentar todas las casas de la Tierra. Adquiere personalidad y aprende a hacer bromas, lee un libro. No digo que esto sea gracioso, lo digo en serio sobre cĂłmo esto es solo una vergĂŒenza en la comedia. Solo has matado el humor y cada acto cĂłmico del planeta. Estoy tan decepcionado de que la sociedad haya fallado en su conjunto al poder enseñarle cĂłmo ser gracioso. Honestamente, si pongo todo mi poder y tiempo para tratar de hacer que tu broma sea divertida, serĂ­a necesario que el propio Einstein construyera un dispositivo para atarme para poder conectarme a la energĂ­a de mil millones de estrellas para hacerlo, e incluso entonces todo ese chiste que recibirĂ­a la gente es un roce sutil. Tienes suerte de que todavĂ­a tenga la mĂĄs mĂ­nima empatĂ­a por ti despuĂ©s de contar esa broma, de lo contrario habrĂ­a cometido todos los crĂ­menes de guerra en el libro solo para evitar que vuelvas a intentar el humor. DeberĂ­amos poner esa broma en los libros de texto para que las generaciones futuras puedan ser cautelosas de convertirse en un fracaso cĂłmico tan absoluto. Estoy decepcionado, herido y ofendido de que mi precioso tiempo se haya perdido en mi cerebro entendiendo esa broma. En el tiempo que tardĂ©, estaba planeando ayudar a los niños que quedaron huĂ©rfanos, pero debido a eso me has dejado pasar el tiempo explicando la integridad obscena de tu terrible intento de comedia

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  • 1 points Binniedagoof

    https://i.redd.it/r45udan4geag1.gif

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  • 1 points Crazy-Illustrator890

    i need to buy this

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  • 1 points Is-Fish-A-Fruit

    Dang đŸ„š

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  • 1 points Literally_Shinji

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  • 1 points real_angryness

    https://preview.redd.it/ph1wxbqx2iag1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b62002f8407ce6eea1bf98219083cadc37a2ef0

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  • 1 points ATHENIEL9254

    They see me rolling

    To incinerate myself

    Patrolling and tryna catch me watching this shit

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  • 1 points Zegemis

    Bibidi toilet

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  • 1 points Andrijablo

    https://preview.redd.it/y4fnzqp60jag1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36aa064f418897cb5fc0eefb6434041ec370587

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  • 1 points pippo_from_antonblas

    skibidi toilet. ok.

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  • 1 points Tricky_Line6646

    https://preview.redd.it/0bbsl3kzimag1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e1d590f4ed13796c481d81966d231427ed98d5

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  • 1 points FormidableTraitor90

    but it's 2026, how is it not dead? 😭

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  • 1 points Embarrassed_Cap546

    https://preview.redd.it/q95ozhx2l8ag1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13124172e98c3853156f6f6a7106b8894e83aa05

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    1 points Quiet_Obligation6830

    Bro became the “Baffled One”
💀

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  • 1 points CourageThat9431

    Skibidi toy

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  • 0 points RubenGamerYT

    Bro... I HATE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    -2 points Ok-Interaction-9382

    Skibidi toilet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you

    https://preview.redd.it/ker37ekbclag1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8dc5fb794486354a98009d2c3a4c8bb8072f9e

    You're pathetic

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    1 points RubenGamerYT

    No u đŸ’€đŸ–•đŸ»

    Skibidi Toilet is still cringe lol XDDD

    https://preview.redd.it/ct9nxe2jqlag1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbfcdec07814b719cb06c749172fe94c7eafa64

    you look a damn loser LOL XDDDDDDDDDD

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    0 points Ok-Interaction-9382

    Loser is you, dumpass

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    1 points RubenGamerYT

    Nah, loser is actually you, idiot. XDDD

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  • -1 points Hot_Snow_2678

    https://preview.redd.it/ab11sx6wblag1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274610274d061f0397e56b50b038304bc4692e26

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    1 points Ok-Interaction-9382

    You stop it

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  • 1 points BotherOld7231

    What is that?

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