What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your âlifeâ. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
I was having a piss outside the other day and there were a lot of mosquito around. I looked down at my penis just as a mosquito landed on top of the head. My curiosity got the best of me and I allowed it to stay there. Weird but I kinda d of wanted to know what it felt like. I watched for a second and I saw the mosquito penetrate the head of my penis with its stinger. There was no feeling when the stinger first went in but a few seconds later I had a strong sensation that I had to pee again but it was a pleasent feeling. The feeling of having to pee went away and my penis very quickly got super hard, the head swole up so fat and shiny and it erupted in the most intense orgasm I have felt in a long time and a massive load of cum came pouring out of the end bigger than i ever shot before. This all happened in a matter of seconds but I couldn't believe what had happened. I was freaked out but also overwhelmed with the intense orgasm that I had just had. After the glow of the orgasm wore off I began to worry about what might happen to my penis after a mosquito bite but nothing seemed to happen. I have since tried to recreate the event but have not had any luck.
Bro... I HATE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/a4u7ys6a39ag1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ba6e5443c44fee311f51dcd82189577c9bf3c9
Valid reaction.
If i see this shit again i am going to slit the person who made it and my own throat
https://preview.redd.it/uh19x5xjanag1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b874e985aece4a9511352b089e34539ef35acacb
dont sleep tonight
imagine seeing that thing drag around your house
https://i.redd.it/zcsw03cto7ag1.gif
https://i.redd.it/vaof1lw1z9ag1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/f88r7u2m18ag1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=a77c1a8d3e587a36df0c041a46e42d5921bafa28
Better version đ
https://preview.redd.it/hwreol7rgaag1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433b71b823bbe8a508c278f7519226e22526029f
https://preview.redd.it/qrlet8nlyhag1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a84e014ea27f311ab31c6114f757c73fdbb2c39
Chain
https://preview.redd.it/lmnxo0axoiag1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7312c2ac50f4ef8be6f24887007dd2cb0312f74
Shu up
Why should i?
Stop posting that meme
Skibidi slicers
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your âlifeâ. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
My bed frame is bent and itâs making my new mattress feel like a pile of bricks
My stomach hurts and I farted out bloodÂ
https://preview.redd.it/nctnm4nashag1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d93d6949cabd900f95c3b22f886b1f72ca74fa
this ain't Instagram reels comments
What the fck did you just fcking say about me, you little btch? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Antimatter Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on the 9th Dimension, and I have over 300 NNnNeMI-NNnNe confirmed kills. I am trained in potato warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire Antimatter Galactic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another infinity. I will wipe you the fck out with Max All mashing the likes of which has never been seen before in this dimension, mark my fcking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Interdimensional network? Think again, fcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of autobuyers across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Big Crunch, maggot. The Big Crunch that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven đ đ© different ways, and thatâs just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in dimension shift combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Antimatter Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little sht. If only you could have known what unhevi retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fcking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre buying until 10, you goddamn idiot. I will shit antimatter sht all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre f*cking dead, kiddo.
Have you ever had a mosquito bite on the penis?
I was having a piss outside the other day and there were a lot of mosquito around. I looked down at my penis just as a mosquito landed on top of the head. My curiosity got the best of me and I allowed it to stay there. Weird but I kinda d of wanted to know what it felt like. I watched for a second and I saw the mosquito penetrate the head of my penis with its stinger. There was no feeling when the stinger first went in but a few seconds later I had a strong sensation that I had to pee again but it was a pleasent feeling. The feeling of having to pee went away and my penis very quickly got super hard, the head swole up so fat and shiny and it erupted in the most intense orgasm I have felt in a long time and a massive load of cum came pouring out of the end bigger than i ever shot before. This all happened in a matter of seconds but I couldn't believe what had happened. I was freaked out but also overwhelmed with the intense orgasm that I had just had. After the glow of the orgasm wore off I began to worry about what might happen to my penis after a mosquito bite but nothing seemed to happen. I have since tried to recreate the event but have not had any luck.
who pissed on bro
mb
you can eat water
I'd rather drink food
https://preview.redd.it/t6i3nhme1kag1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fa199779a60025c0fd2e69e10b6c322db1919da
I miss male_07
https://preview.redd.it/4bkj9ny97bag1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad38153de4243455ce4410b127916690a76c4f5
https://preview.redd.it/109o93gj7bag1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0657f20607dd28cecd7ab6aa9ffb51aa89c7d244
Gen Omega
https://preview.redd.it/c32pt49dkbag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3170e67d26f6f6ad25246fbe3643b36adc9a2e
https://preview.redd.it/cnfrw8w7zbag1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab52825626a0696face0eec04ebc711be16259f
Actually funny, go keys
why does this song go hard
https://preview.redd.it/7bsyl82w1eag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43256f0e32586f914ee3176d8926400a0d971d2d
Sono per caso l' unica persona intelligente che ha 12 anni in questo gruppo reddit
No es gracioso, no me reĂ. Tu chiste es tan malo que hubiera preferido que el chiste se me pasara por alto y dejaste de contarme el chiste. Para ser honesto, este es un intento horrible de tratar de burlarse de mĂ. Ni una risita, ni un jeje, ni siquiera un sutil estallido de aire fuera de mi esĂłfago. La ciencia dice que antes de reĂrte, tu cerebro prepara los mĂșsculos de tu cara, pero ni siquiera sentĂ la menor contracciĂłn. 0/10 este chiste es tan malo que no puedo creer que alguien legalmente te haya permitido ser creativo. La cantidad de poder mental que debes haber puesto en ese chiste tiene el potencial de alimentar todas las casas de la Tierra. Adquiere personalidad y aprende a hacer bromas, lee un libro. No digo que esto sea gracioso, lo digo en serio sobre cĂłmo esto es solo una vergĂŒenza en la comedia. Solo has matado el humor y cada acto cĂłmico del planeta. Estoy tan decepcionado de que la sociedad haya fallado en su conjunto al poder enseñarle cĂłmo ser gracioso. Honestamente, si pongo todo mi poder y tiempo para tratar de hacer que tu broma sea divertida, serĂa necesario que el propio Einstein construyera un dispositivo para atarme para poder conectarme a la energĂa de mil millones de estrellas para hacerlo, e incluso entonces todo ese chiste que recibirĂa la gente es un roce sutil. Tienes suerte de que todavĂa tenga la mĂĄs mĂnima empatĂa por ti despuĂ©s de contar esa broma, de lo contrario habrĂa cometido todos los crĂmenes de guerra en el libro solo para evitar que vuelvas a intentar el humor. DeberĂamos poner esa broma en los libros de texto para que las generaciones futuras puedan ser cautelosas de convertirse en un fracaso cĂłmico tan absoluto. Estoy decepcionado, herido y ofendido de que mi precioso tiempo se haya perdido en mi cerebro entendiendo esa broma. En el tiempo que tardĂ©, estaba planeando ayudar a los niños que quedaron huĂ©rfanos, pero debido a eso me has dejado pasar el tiempo explicando la integridad obscena de tu terrible intento de comedia
https://i.redd.it/r45udan4geag1.gif
i need to buy this
Dang đ„
https://preview.redd.it/ph1wxbqx2iag1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b62002f8407ce6eea1bf98219083cadc37a2ef0
They see me rolling
To incinerate myself
Patrolling and tryna catch me watching this shit
Bibidi toilet
https://preview.redd.it/y4fnzqp60jag1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36aa064f418897cb5fc0eefb6434041ec370587
skibidi toilet. ok.
https://preview.redd.it/0bbsl3kzimag1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e1d590f4ed13796c481d81966d231427ed98d5
but it's 2026, how is it not dead? đ
https://preview.redd.it/q95ozhx2l8ag1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13124172e98c3853156f6f6a7106b8894e83aa05
Bro became the âBaffled OneââŠđ
Skibidi toy
Bro... I HATE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skibidi toilet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
https://preview.redd.it/ker37ekbclag1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8dc5fb794486354a98009d2c3a4c8bb8072f9e
You're pathetic
No u đđđ»
Skibidi Toilet is still cringe lol XDDD
https://preview.redd.it/ct9nxe2jqlag1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbfcdec07814b719cb06c749172fe94c7eafa64
you look a damn loser LOL XDDDDDDDDDD
Loser is you, dumpass
Nah, loser is actually you, idiot. XDDD
https://preview.redd.it/ab11sx6wblag1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274610274d061f0397e56b50b038304bc4692e26
You stop it
What is that?