• Everyone wearing Billabong and Roxy clothing in my landlocked high school in the early 2000s

    everyone wearing patagonia and north face at my high school despite being 1500 fathoms below sea level

  • This doesnt fit the sub

    It's a reference to the same picture that started this sub

  • But wouldn't it have to do nothing with surfing or vice versa for the original joke to work? He said "Obviously you're not a golfer" when the item was a bowling ball. I feel it needs to be more similar to the original meaning of the joke.

    The parallel of you don't golf/ you don't surf felt close enough to make an internet quality joke, even though it lost the dry sarcasm. If it was a skateboarding shirt, it would be too much.