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  • 109 points lfairy

    As a man, I want a cheeseburger and fries.

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    100 points NavAirComputerSlave

    Then wash it

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    39 points RUNNING-HIGH

    Down with an ice cold soda

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    9 points 141stretch

    I never realized soda was a synonym for beer.

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    12 points 89iroc

    People call beer "road soda" where I'm from. Apparently it's a high dui area

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    7 points JerseyshoreSeagull

    That's two things.

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    2 points Moomoobeef

    Well there's some right here, I won't tell you no lies.

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  • 24 points egordoniv

    I had to read it twice :(

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    36 points xxphenomxx

    Then wash it it

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  • 6 points bobbymoonshine

    Why is he telling me to wash it

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    10 points Partyatmyplace13

    Because its disgusting.

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  • 4 points PotatoesMcLaughlin

    Men say this and then walk around with cheese on their dicks.

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  • 5 points TheTaoOfMe

    Other men’s cocks?

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  • 3 points davetionary

    Man, /r/youdontsurf is so back.

    This one's stupid but it made me laugh.

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  • 2 points Shimyku

    Reminds me of one I read in a comic.

    "The ecologists want a clean car... The imbelices are scrubbing."

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  • 6 points jeefyjeef

    Classic joke

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    15 points impressed_pineapple

    Then wash it?

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