SherriffBarfolomew: Can I ask about the menu please? Waitress: The men I please are none of your business. You is welcome.
Reminds me of a french restaurant joke: Patron: "can we see the menu please?" Waiter: "Mais oui" Patron: "Sorry, jeez. MAY we see the menu?"
Stolen from https://old.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf/comments/15tpi17/dont_ask/ Or maybe they stole from this one
Lmao this one is good
It would be a lot better with proper English, but yes, it's pretty good.
naah
Please arrange the joke into the proper English you say would make it better.
SherriffBarfolomew: Can I ask about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please are none of your business.
You is welcome.
Didn’t even notice that lol
This is dialogue, it’s written how people talk
Reminds me of a french restaurant joke:
Patron: "can we see the menu please?"
Waiter: "Mais oui"
Patron: "Sorry, jeez. MAY we see the menu?"
Lol
Haha good one!
Stolen from https://old.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf/comments/15tpi17/dont_ask/
Or maybe they stole from this one
This format is better imo
This one got me. Very nice.
One of the classics.