xkcd 3181: Jumping Frog Radius
  • 103 points -jp-

    This is a huge timesave. If you're looking for a frog, you can immediately eliminate like 99.9997% of the solar system.

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    22 points Ivebeenfurthereven

    99.9997% of the solar system

    ...is beyond 1.5 light-days radius?

    Given that Voyager One is approaching one light-day, that's insane

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    28 points ShipShoop

    If the Earth's radius were 1.5 ld, then frogs could jump to space freely. Since it's smaller, they can't - so they must be on Earth's surface except for during their brief jumps. So no need to search all the way to Voyager One.

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    8 points Ivebeenfurthereven

    Ah. I have made a foolish error, by quite a few orders of magnitude.

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    20 points Apprehensive_Hat8986

    Are you suggesting that beyond the golden records, there was a secret project to stow-away an immortal jumping frog in a frog-space-suit to ensure the escape of a jumping frog beyond Earth's JFR?

    Can I please come live in your universe? Ours isn't going so well.

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    5 points IamtheuserJO

    New conspiracy: The Epstein List can be found in a secret hard drive hidden on Voyager One.

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    2 points SeriousPlankton2000

    It was an immortal snail. Some scientist was paid a lot to put it there - but then it teleported. It's still coming for me.

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    9 points mrthescientist

    Wouldn't Jupiter, or the Sun have a larger r_{jf} than Earth though? Surely we can only hold this principle true in the "sphere of influence" of the Earth.

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    8 points lachlanhunt

    The Parker Solar Probe didn't report any sightings of frogs on the sun's surface and confirmed that solar flares, despite appearances, are not actually the paths of jumping frogs.

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    5 points Jellodyne

    If you don't need a champion jumping frog we can probably extend that to 100%

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  • 71 points xkcd_bot

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    Title text: Earth's r_jf is approximately 1.5 light-days, leading to general relativity's successful prediction that all the frogs in the Solar System should be found collected on the surface of the Earth.

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  • 9 points TooLateForMeTF

    I dunno, man. Call me skeptical, but I'm gonna need a reference to published literature for that hover text...

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    5 points cuckfromJTown

    I don't think we've exhausted all of our options when it comes to looking for frogs in every other corner of the solar system. I want to believe.

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    5 points TooLateForMeTF

    The Ice Frogs of Europa

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    2 points SeriousPlankton2000

    The fire frogs of Io

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    3 points menu_ears

    Counterpoint to hovertext: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbiting_Frog_Otolith

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    2 points TooLateForMeTF

    Man, the early days of spaceflight were weird...

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  • 1 points aranaya

    general relativity's successful prediction that all the frogs in the Solar System should be found collected on the surface of the Earth

    Since Earth is not the only gravity well in the solar system, this prediction is a bit of a leap.

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