Good afternoon, bisexuals.

So, I'm a writer, and I absolutely hate writing. I could never bring myself to do it. Every time I had a neat idea, I would just lose all motivation to put it down. I had so many amazing romance and fantasy narrative ideas but I just couldn't force myself to write.

Naturally, I designed and built the "Just-Write-O-Bot 9000". Everyday, if I don't write at least 2000 words, it finds me and spanks my little bottom raw. It continues to slap and choke me until I find the nearest way to put down my ideas. Until I reach 2000 words, it hovers around me and pulls me into a rear naked choke-hold if I take a long break.

It's worked wonders. Ive been able to write and publish 35 novels and novellas over the last two years alone.

I had friends over last Thursday and they saw me getting spanked and choked like the bad girl I am, and one of my friends pulled me to the side and told me that this kind of relationship isn't normal. I told her that the "Just-Write-O-Bot 9000" is trying to help and that hes just misunderstood. He only does it if I'm being bad, so If I can be a good girl, I should be fine.

How do I explain this to non-writers?