1) Is it too late?
Yes. You are two years too late to start playing The Last Titan expansion. If you don't have 20 years raiding experience, nobody wants you for a follower dungeon.
2) Is WoW Worth it?
No. Have you tried playing FFXIV instead? I heard you can pay for that in Yen and the exchange rate is a bargain.
But if you really really want to know about WoW. Just don't play the game. You’re in the WoWCirclejerk subreddit. Unless you want to visit Grizzly Hills, but you don't need a sub to go there.
3) I’m feeling overwhelmed by housing
You're obviously a filthy casual n00b and I bet you have never even looked at the store page for The Sims. You should not even be looking at this job. It is on a whole 'nother level way beyond you. I don’t know how you manage to choose what shirt to wear in the morning.
4) how do I make gold
With a WoW Token, duh.
5) I’m a returning player from BFA. Any tips?
Okay so you wasted years of your life and craploads of money getting a Bachelor of Fine Arts. Well done getting the most pointless degree there is in a stupid worthless major. At least this means you'll have plenty of time unemployed to play World of Warcraft. Except, you're not going to be able to afford your electricity bill. Better burn that degree to stay warm when you're homeless.
6) What spec / class should I play?
A stupidquestionasker of the idiot class.
7) What can I do to help with global warming?
We are working on setting up a bunch of nuclear reactors on Argus so we can connect them to a really really long cable back to Azeroth to power a bunch of air conditioners.
TL;DR
Grizzly. Hills.
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Is it too late to explore grizzly hills?!?!?!
If you have to ask, you're not hardcore enough to deserve to visit grizzly hills.
What is the best class to defeat the ion elitism and grizzled hills gatekeeping!?!?
A rogue. It can pick the lock on that gate.
I haven't played since 2004, how can I most efficiently milk my returning player experience for "Modern WoW bad" karma and YouTube video essays?
I'm thinking of skipping the tutorial entirely, immediately choosing Shadowlands (I will 100% say I was literally forced to choose it), and then giving up at level 39 because "it's too confusing".
Honestly, Shadowlands might be even better than Dragonflight ever was.
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This is a good start but consider two seconds before quitting, including Grizzly Hills as a reminder of when the game and life and the whole universe were good.
I haven't been subbed for 5 mins, will Ion still love me if I come back? 😭
Wait... so Ion isn't actually doing my mom? I'm so confused.
Only if you haven't bought every available cosmetic on the wow store.
Why is housing called evergreen if people who have played for 21 years get an absurdly disproportionate headstart?
The piss ants get their renown to house level two after a week of grinding, and the fat cat elites basically start at the finish line. Why play?
Make everyone regrind every quest and achievement, and because you can't psychically make people forget things, remove all housing items from TWW and earlier.
People tell me there's a lot of FOMO in the game, but it's not FOMO if no one can have it.
Let me be clear.
Fuck game vets.
You know what's FOMO? A fresh experience where everyone starts equally. Is that so damn much to ask for?