'The Kurms are causing problems, all sorts of problems. And all over the place, it's true. They cause problems high and low, and even with our electrical shark batteries, these Krubs haven't offered me one red cent. These Crudes, with their whacky English, they don't know what makes America great. They're going to try and eat you, those Crabs.'
Fast forward to after the payout...
'These Kurdish, they know. They know how great America is. They understand what it's like to be American.'
There are millions of Kurds in Turkey who live in peace and find the idea of a “Kurdistan” nonsensical. Anyway historic Kurdistan was built on the backs of genocided Armenians. The Kurds were happy to participate and take over their land as the Armenians were driven out. The dynamics of this region are so complicated and words like “deserve” are meaningless because you just end up with a fantasy landscape where every wronged or oppressed group deserves their own magically coexisting sovereign territory
Syria and ISIS were never going to get the Kurds anywhere, unfortunately. As long as Turkey is opposed (And turkey would be the main portion of Kurdistan), it'll never happen...then Iran, then Iraq. That area is deeply political due to control of water and routes to transport oil. No one's giving up anything, Russia and China may even decide to get involved (Russia already causes strife in the region to prevent cheap oil from the caucuses from easily b[eing] transported.)
Do you want another Israel issue? This is how you get another Israel issue.
No doubt he'll blame Biden and say everything would be fine if the election hadn't been stolen or something, from the guy who was simultaneously completely senile and a criminal mastermind.
And he’ll finish “The Wall” in the same day. Remember the wall he was gonna build but never finished? His cousin-fucking supporters sure as hell don’t. This latest distraction from the Epstein files though, surely, he’ll follow through on.
Er what does that even mean? Aren't we trying to kill them whenever we find them? what are we gonna kill them with a grim expression expressing serious levels of seriousness now?
Mah blah blah blah blah , oh and blah . I hear him like Charlie Brown hears the teacher … just stream of sad Oboe iit makes it more tolerable to hear him ramble endlessly
They have to learn, move to America and you can do the same thing but with people caring much less as it’s expected here, and can be called gun violence. We will add their score to the other homegrown mass killers kill counts. No war but class war
Sharaa broke from AQ. He declared independence a while ago and has been supposedly moderating the entire time. The whole reason why the West is welcoming him back into the fold is why.
Wonder how Trump would react to ISIS if they took over 20% of American soil. Surely agreeing to disarm ourselves and to let them keep the land sounds reasonable to everyone here, right?
During the election race, the only thing he was serious about with middle east extremists was holding our end of contracts with them. So...prepare for a strongly worded contract for a golf course?
Serious retaliation being the next time he has their leader over he'll have them sleep in one of his bedbug ridden buildings other than the White House?
Trump et al. said ISIS was completely eliminated.
He also stopped the war between Thailand and Cambodia. Twice.
He stops it every day.
If this were any other presidency, everyone would remember that. But in the years of trump that was several lifetimes of news cycles ago
Hell with the pace of news lifetimes, I was just a baby when Trump blew either Bill Clinton, or a horse - and that was only two weeks ago!
He also said he’d bring an end to costly forever wars. 😂
You're the one who pulled out the troops and abandoned the Kurds who were most effective against them you f***tard
Kurds deserve respect and truly a free Kurdistan but turks would flip
Doubt trump knows who the kurds even are
“Is that what’s in the cheese on my fishy de-lite?”
Was gonna say
He's feeling a bit bleu about it.
Trump thinks kurds are just a part of a putine.
Of course Dear Leader knows! He said he brokered peace for Turduckistan!
No whey
Man of culture I see..
'The Kurms are causing problems, all sorts of problems. And all over the place, it's true. They cause problems high and low, and even with our electrical shark batteries, these Krubs haven't offered me one red cent. These Crudes, with their whacky English, they don't know what makes America great. They're going to try and eat you, those Crabs.'
Fast forward to after the payout...
'These Kurdish, they know. They know how great America is. They understand what it's like to be American.'
At this point, I doubt Trump even remembered he was the one who pulled out US troops lol.
He makes Dubya look a geopolitical genius!
Or his cabinet
From what I understand the Kurds don’t have a singular identity that would make all the different Kurdish areas want to be one country
So with that said: they deserve multiple Kurdistans :)
There are millions of Kurds in Turkey who live in peace and find the idea of a “Kurdistan” nonsensical. Anyway historic Kurdistan was built on the backs of genocided Armenians. The Kurds were happy to participate and take over their land as the Armenians were driven out. The dynamics of this region are so complicated and words like “deserve” are meaningless because you just end up with a fantasy landscape where every wronged or oppressed group deserves their own magically coexisting sovereign territory
Maybe we should give them land in their ancestral homeland
To play devils advocate Palmyra isn't in an area the SDF controls.
It's not devil's advocate to correct basic facts that are objectively incorrect.
He's not smart enough to realize that little fact. It makes him look bad
Wasn't the new president of Syria just visiting the orange buffoon?
Ya, the pinhead in chief was spraying him with Cheeto-PEDO Juice.
But wait. Didn't he have the new Syria leader in the WH recently?
Syria and ISIS were never going to get the Kurds anywhere, unfortunately. As long as Turkey is opposed (And turkey would be the main portion of Kurdistan), it'll never happen...then Iran, then Iraq. That area is deeply political due to control of water and routes to transport oil. No one's giving up anything, Russia and China may even decide to get involved (Russia already causes strife in the region to prevent cheap oil from the caucuses from easily b[eing] transported.)
Do you want another Israel issue? This is how you get another Israel issue.
I am sure he will end ISIS in one day. Also they will never attack again cause they respect him, or something.
He'll drop some bombs, claim 'total obliteration' and gaslight the nation that he ended ISIS.
And Fox will repeat the lies and it will be considered fact. When ISIS attacks again we will forget that it was already ended forever.
And avoided another war and made another peace deal.
He may even win the prestigious NFL peace prize
Tariffs!!!
Fifa going to give it to him next year?
It’s a quarterly award.
What's going to be the civilian count on that one?
I was told during his first term that ISIS had been eliminated, hmmmm
Yeah, I thought ISIS became WASWAS?
No doubt he'll blame Biden and say everything would be fine if the election hadn't been stolen or something, from the guy who was simultaneously completely senile and a criminal mastermind.
He said it a lot. What, you think he like, lied or something?
Surely not? A president just wouldn’t lie like that!
And he’ll finish “The Wall” in the same day. Remember the wall he was gonna build but never finished? His cousin-fucking supporters sure as hell don’t. This latest distraction from the Epstein files though, surely, he’ll follow through on.
The one that Mexico will pay for? Maybe he is waiting for wire transfer confirmation /s
I heard the US is ending remittances. Is that true?
Is he going to start a war with Mexico next, in the spirit of Polk?
And he will finally release his Obamacare replacement.
He’ll blow them up, and in six months they’ll pay him to build them an AFB
This never would have happened if Trump was president!
I’m sure Trump will invite the ISIS leadership over to Camp David for negotiations. Just like what he did with the Taliban leadership.
Nah, he'll just promise them that he'll give them free reign over Syria by the end of his term. Just like with the Taliban in Afghanistan
Two weeks.
He already claimed he did in his first term.
I'm sure that's what he'll claim.
He will claim he is best friend with their leader and that he is a great guy!
He already destroyed ISIS. This is ISIS. GET IT? /s
Somehow, ISIS has returned
When it’s convenient
Calling ISIS a caliphate (a false designation they promoted for themselves) gave them more legitimacy than every Muslim majority nation did. Pathetic.
"When Biden was president they killed 4" or some other pathetic quote
Remember the Lybia attack that they railed sbout for 5 years … Benghazi from dusk til dawn … I’m sure they don’t
“Biden didn’t stop ISIS so this falls all on him.” -Trump
"Those were soldiers hired under Biden" King Narcissist.
I'm looking forward to endless hearings in the House about this attack and how it's Trump's fault. Republicans will surely be consistent, no?
What is he going to do, invite the leader of ISIS to the White House for a Big Mac and a bribe?
He will invite them to his Venezuela murder parties since they’re so good at it
I thought the president told me he defeated isis?
What's he going to do, Give them 40 billion
ISIS could give trump some made up award and he would literally endorse them
World's biggliest piss award
ISIS had better pay the bribe fast,and Donald will forget everything. He will even give them citizenship.
ISIS presents the president with the Super-Incredible Mega-Peace Award.
Attack Isis with tariffs! That’ll show them!
Americans have held a base in syria to prevent direct shipments and support to Lebanon from Iran to support its proxies.
Americans also support the Kurds on and off along insurgencies that benefit western interest.
No matter what party, there should be consequences for Americans' casualties
Why don't you negotiate one of your famous peace treaties? Gotta earn the FIFA award.
He is gonna take this out on some fishing boats in the Caribbean isn’t he
Remember 2016 when he said he'll defeat ISIS in 100 days? How many days ago was that?
98% chance innocent people pay the price.
2% margin of error
Incoming tariff on ISIS goods.
Be a good place to send ICE. See if they’re up to some real enforcement against people that can fight back.
Well apparently the USA is a hell scape where Trump wants to train the military. ICE should already have plenty of experience to fight ISIS.
So long as ISIS dances around in silly costumes, the training in Portland will have been extremely helpful.
Er what does that even mean? Aren't we trying to kill them whenever we find them? what are we gonna kill them with a grim expression expressing serious levels of seriousness now?
Mah blah blah blah blah , oh and blah . I hear him like Charlie Brown hears the teacher … just stream of sad Oboe iit makes it more tolerable to hear him ramble endlessly
He will do what he’s told
But they were defeated on day 1 of his first term in 2017 so this can't be true
As opposed to what? Non serious retaliation? Tell them dad jokes?
He's going to abandon another American military base for them?
He said he demolished ISIS in his first term, damnit!
Be checking his son's profit margin first.....
That’s exactly what they want - boots on the ground to take a shot at. Is your dumbass Hegseth smart enough to pass on the bait?
And when the more US soldiers are killed, it'll be Biden's fault.
He will have completely forgotten by Monday.
He’s forgotten now since they’re so good won’t bribe him.
“Today, the ISIS caliphate is destroyed.”
-Donald Trump, Oct 30, 2020
https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/articles/terrorists-are-losing-and-peace-is-breaking-out/
In two weeks..
No way. He isn't blaming Biden????
Give it time
This never would have happened if Trump was president.
The ghost of George Bush junior emerges once again !!
iSIS ???? wait didn’t trump already destroy them? He said he did. Don’t tell me he lied…..
Let me guess. He's going to hit IS with sanctions and tarrifs. So hard they won't do that again.
For a guy who supposedly wants peace he certainly may seems to like war
Bomb them with dollars. Get me 40 billion and let's drop on em. Yeah.
They have to learn, move to America and you can do the same thing but with people caring much less as it’s expected here, and can be called gun violence. We will add their score to the other homegrown mass killers kill counts. No war but class war
Oh man, this is worse than Benghazi /s
Didnt he have the Syrian leader of Isis in the white house a few weeks ago?
He was the head of al-Nustra, which was a different group. Both al-Qaeda offshoots, I think.
Sharaa broke from AQ. He declared independence a while ago and has been supposedly moderating the entire time. The whole reason why the West is welcoming him back into the fold is why.
Yes, they’re both offshoots.
ISIS broke off from Al-Qaeda b/c they didn’t think they were radical enough (I know).
Al-Nusra stayed loyal to Al-Qaeda but eventually “rebranded” to gain more political + military support (which worked out very well).
Serious retaliation where and how? This is ISIS, they use tunnels etc, they won't meet you in a field of battle and duke it out.
Guess Trump intends to level entire mountain chains. Not to mention random buildings and parts of terrain.
He’s gonna put ISIS on double secret probation.
Probably attack a neighboring country with brown people and call it a day
Wonder how Trump would react to ISIS if they took over 20% of American soil. Surely agreeing to disarm ourselves and to let them keep the land sounds reasonable to everyone here, right?
Peace President Strikes Again!
If Americans are killed no matter what party is president there needs to be consequences
Needs another war he can claim he ended.
What are Americans doing in Syria?
Been in Syria since 2014 dude. Where have you been.
Syria and Venezuela would like to nominate him for a peace prize
Well we all know how tough he is. Just look at his official photo
Like no one's ever seen before.
Start with the president of Syria
Send ICE to Syria. ICE VS ISIS
'We've discovered that ISIS is now headquartered in Venezuela'
Hey, look over here! Stop looking at the Epstein files!
Which in practical terms means giving terrorists a very stern talking to before dropping some bombs.
Does this mean he’ll take all of the forces from the Caribbean and go attack a real threat?
ISIS still exists?!
Thought they got cerbed a few years ago, doubt they're int any real position to fight with the USA.
What will the FIFA Peace Prize committee have to say about this?
Yeah, he’s gonna take it out on us Americans like a bad father coming home from work mad.
And by retaliation he means invite them to the White House.
I thought Drowsy Donny said he defeated ISIS
Super serial!
During the election race, the only thing he was serious about with middle east extremists was holding our end of contracts with them. So...prepare for a strongly worded contract for a golf course?
Man he wants a war sooooo bad. But only against a small nation he can pound into the dirt and declare victory.
Serious retaliation being the next time he has their leader over he'll have them sleep in one of his bedbug ridden buildings other than the White House?
So, he's gonna do nothing while Turkey invades Syria and then claim credit for 'avenging the troops?'
Trump is responsible for countless death’s both American and non American.
From the guy who said nothing about Russia putting bounties on Americans.
RFK Jr kills more children than that every hour. How about some retaliation against him?
ISIS kill Americans = bad…
ICE kill Americans = good.
Will there also be serious retaliation and a biggly response to another mass shooting here Taco Don?
Uh-huh.....old man yells threats at entire world.
Great. Now release the EPSTEIN FILES.
WAIT I FINALLY GET IT NOW
He's making The US a shithole because Americans kill Americans so much! He's just retaliating, guys!
He’s gonna bomb Venezuela.
Doesn’t help that a former al qaeda guy is in charge of the country.
That doesn’t sound like something a FIFA Peace Prize winner would say
I hear the ISIS peace prize will.be handed to Trump soon.
Oh so now he's worried about his citizens
When Israel killed an american citizen, nothing but crickets
I wonder how long before he claims ISIS are in Venezuela
How does he know they were americans? I thought we weren't checking that anymore.
What about the American deaths in Ukraine?
Weird. Trump considers soldiers that get themselves killed to be suckers and losers. He must be after something...
He caused this
Ahhh yes I see the so called most peaceful president is at it again