It was actually to protect aged battery iPhones from randomly turning off; batteries undergo lithium ion erosion, and the device can crash as it tries to draw more power than the battery can still supply. I'd still agree they had a responsibility to figure how to make the battery replaceable without sacrificing too much durability. Getting this u/XenoTechnian ?
The alleged plot would also be like giving away users to their competitors even if no one suspected the plot; who wants to keep buying from that slow phone company?
Idk chief I'm pretty sure I can't give you specific in-detail information about how precisely smells work and particulate matter propagates in an open space.
Shove that nerdy alien in a locker for good measure, I hear she's an Apple stooge anyway.
It is another meme about iphone battery, isnt it
The upvotes obviously mean they are right, not that visual posts get more engagement.
I know this because I can see the upvotes, which makes me an expert.
Where did you get that? I never mentioned it specifically.
Your reputation precedes you.
Pattern recognition
see this is why i have to bully the aliens
Human: I feel a certain...spark between us. Get it? Spark?
Alien Eel: You can't be saying that, white baby
Nerdy Fish gf explaining how electricity is not sometjing I had on my bingo card today, but Im all here for it
I feel like I'm out of the loop, what's everyone talking about with the Apple thing?
They're referring to when I discussed batterygate, and it reminded them of it.
I have no idea what that is
IIRC Apple was caught deliberately lowering old phone's battery life with IOS updates so people would buy new ones
It was actually to protect aged battery iPhones from randomly turning off; batteries undergo lithium ion erosion, and the device can crash as it tries to draw more power than the battery can still supply. I'd still agree they had a responsibility to figure how to make the battery replaceable without sacrificing too much durability. Getting this u/XenoTechnian ?
The alleged plot would also be like giving away users to their competitors even if no one suspected the plot; who wants to keep buying from that slow phone company?
Idk chief I'm pretty sure I can't give you specific in-detail information about how precisely smells work and particulate matter propagates in an open space.
Shove that nerdy alien in a locker for good measure, I hear she's an Apple stooge anyway.
How can I salvage this OC?
Ah yes... The alien who came to earth to glaze apple products lmao
Where did you get that? I never specifically mentioned... Oh.
Chat, how can I salvage this cute OC?
It's too late. Youve made the xenobiological equivalent of the um ackshually guy. It is a good design tho.
By calling it a good design you're implicitly telling me to salvage it.
Not really. If I were you I would lean into it. Make the character intentionally more Like That.
Well yes, I'm thinking how to make them a casual nerd but not annoyingly so.
The annoying part is central to what makes this character memorable.
No, no, make them intentionally more annoying. Like the nerd kid from Polar Express