Having gay sex with a person in this bathroom but they’re with a gender fluid and they change their gender half way through so now we’re having straight sex which causes the bathroom’s HSA (Heterosexual Sex Alarm) to go off at which point state enforcers storm the bathroom and drag us off each other and into the street where we are immediately publicly executed without trial for our inappropriate activities.
What if the gender fluid person changed their gender just a little bit to push the limits of the alarm and heighten the excitement and danger - gender edging
As you can see by the gender symbols, only gay sex is allowed in the bathrooms.
Having gay sex with a person in this bathroom but they’re with a gender fluid and they change their gender half way through so now we’re having straight sex which causes the bathroom’s HSA (Heterosexual Sex Alarm) to go off at which point state enforcers storm the bathroom and drag us off each other and into the street where we are immediately publicly executed without trial for our inappropriate activities.
What if the gender fluid person changed their gender just a little bit to push the limits of the alarm and heighten the excitement and danger - gender edging
I think I’m in love with you
That's why you have to be counter gender fluid and switch to stay the same
No secks in the public restroom!
This is why birthrates are declining. Abe, please fix
Technically the sign only forbids heterosex
NO GENDER. leave your gender at HOME on the KEYRING, where it belongs
Do NOT engage in GENDERED ACTIVITIES within the COMMUNAL AREA.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a cockblock standing between two sexy humans, forever.
is the cockblocker sexy
Yes. But they're also covered in electric mesh that activate whenever you get a boner/your body heat rises too high
Some people would pay extra for that kind of treatment.
...kinda hot actually- ZAP
I expect similar signs in the workplace.
'Absolutely no masturbation on company time. Clock out before you pull your cock out!'
That sucks. My desk looks like the mushroom world Doctor Robotnik was sent to.
Literally 1984.
literally 1984🫢
I wonder what was happening that it forced them to put this sign
It rhymes with Gex
hex?? 😳
Reasonable