If you ever encounter this bard- run away. I saw him once banish an eldritch god with a simple, unenchanted flute
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  • 664 points Nikoz86

    Dude, this guy played at my cousin’s wedding and then the groom vanished. Guess he was a eldritch spawn after all.

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    165 points TheReverseShock

    I remember this guy he had a list of names he wanted to run through my scrying mirror. He traded me a dancing feret in exchange.

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    36 points WilyWascallyWizard

    P good deal honestly.

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    25 points TheReverseShock

    Most definitely this Feret is great, and I already had the scrying mirror. Any chance to use it.

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  • 305 points Emerald_Digger

    Buddy, He is the FIRST Bard we are lucky to be graced with his present. Just don't be an Ass and you will be fine.

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    81 points Inari-k

    We have lots of ascended ones within our ranks, I thought they need their fair share of warning

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  • 167 points Sa7tar-for-life

    Why is there a tear in space and time in the background?

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    128 points Inari-k

    He's just that powerful

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    20 points chef_Broox

    oh that's where I put it! 

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  • 117 points Hellknightx

    This guy was so powerful that his instrument kept morphing into different shapes throughout the whole song.

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    43 points OminousBanjoMusic

    Alternatively, none of the instruments could withstand his sheer power and kept breaking, having to be replaced

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    24 points silloki

    His flute is a mimic he trained to become whatever instrument he requires. Apparently, the mimic likes being played. I don't quite understand why though.

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    10 points Hellknightx

    Because it knows what will happen if it disobeys.

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    6 points silloki

    The air flow will get reversed?

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  • 88 points OtherwiseExcellent

    /uw He's actually good friends with Hans Zimmer, and built a 20 foot long horn just to make a specific sound in Dune.

    /Rw having seen him play, I truly believe that bards on onto something hot

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    14 points zmbjebus

    You got a link to this performance? I'd love to watch

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    18 points OtherwiseExcellent

    They don't show it, but they talk about it in this video here.

    The section on the wind instruments starts at 8:52

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    3 points Implodepumpkin

    Lol they joke about the goat and wood

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  • 26 points RudeAd2236

    You can see the rift he cleaved in reality with his power in the background. Whole worlds, rent in Twain and forced to dance, all for the sake of demonstrating his immense, unbridled power. This is the man capable of playing The Brown Note on every instrument known to man.

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  • 25 points rewgs

    (Breaking character for a moment).

    Man, it is so wild to see how much the internet has meme-ified Pedro. I work in the film scoring world and had the pleasure of recording him for a couple movies with Tom Holkenborg. He came in with multiple very large cases of various woodwinds and is just as intense in the studio as he is on stage. The coolest was his contrabass flute, which is taller than he is and ended up being used more as a percussion instrument than a traditional wind instrument.

    He's an incredibly nice guy and is full of boundless energy. Truly a bard indeed.

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  • 20 points AscendedViking7

    Pedro Eustache my boy

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  • 7 points Rargnarok

    I can not only get eldritch entities to seld banish but also demons, and their minions too using a only a bucket of paint and a brush

    https://preview.redd.it/3zbvmiabb67g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=734276f4a0cd22b5eaf1c96f387c3d2f8596349e

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  • 7 points zmbjebus

    Hey, you can't show such bardic expertise without linking the source video.

    I demand to ponder upon this on my scrying orb

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    12 points Inari-k

    https://youtu.be/RWNauvVJr6s?si=Pv8jgttK7QnYuKNd

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    7 points zmbjebus

    Ahh yes... I may ponder this for a long while now... 

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  • 5 points AtomicCawc

    I swear to god this guy was doing the MOST during the awards

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  • 10 points lugialegend233

    Is this one of them mothafuckin' draglias playing fuckin' flute?

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    10 points profiteerprophet

    Yes. He started it as a joke but now he got freaking good.

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  • 4 points xKhada

    I encountered this bard at a live Hans Zimmer show, he's crazy powerful.

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  • 4 points Memb_Insane_rane

    Pedro Eustache. A legend. Has played at all the Game Awards on the past few years, tours with Hanz Zimmer, and converted a lord of Hell to Christianity with a single piccolo

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  • 3 points FireInHisBlood

    I was not banished! I was mesmerized by his amazing skills! On that note, can someone recommend a good birth control?

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  • 2 points ReyFawkes

    Um... this guy's not with the college of whispers. But, I know a guy if you need. ;)

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  • 2 points Hooded_Person2022

    Do not fear the bard who practice with 1000 instruments once, fear the bard who practice 1 instrument 1000 times, and be terrified with a bard who can make anything into an instrument and make good music out of it.

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  • 2 points Consistent-Maize-901

    Simple??!!?!

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  • 2 points thatvillainjay

    When you become a powerful enough bard, you begin to understand something important.

    All reality is music. Existence is made of vibrations and strings and harmonics. And you can play them too.

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  • 2 points wulfAlpha

    As a member of the community of eldritch gentle beings I can attest that being banished sucks… also Bards are no joke. If this guy is who I think it is then Garry says <>£¥%*+<|_|<>[{{#%%%{{<£¥¥£><> which translates to “fck you in particular”…

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    1 points wulfAlpha

    Small update. Apparently the guy that banished Gary was a callow youth named Walter and Gary was playing with prophecies again. I’ve tried to tell him several times to never consume an energy field larger than your head but I swear he’s got some kind of addiction.

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  • 1 points DiceMadeOfCheese

    I have here an ancient leprechaun flute

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  • 1 points Spookyduck21new

    I have a restraining order on that man by at least 10000 miles. Fucker banished my pet abomination.

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  • 1 points ztomiczombie

    The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer got a new job.

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  • 1 points Strong-Expression787

    That sounds like what an Eldritch Horror being scared of an Eldritch Horror hunter would say 🤨🤨🤨

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  • 1 points Kaur4

    He is literally Tom Bombadil of our times

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  • 1 points dregan

    Never seen an Orc bard before.

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