What did my mom’s chicken lay?

103 points Papi_pewpews

Stop it, that’s nacho mom’s egg…

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21 points Laurapalmer90

Cheesus christ

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9 points LegBruise

Queso Christo

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14 points Bluelimade

Yeah! She Gouda left it alone...

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1 points Still_Back_In_Illea

What a sharp thought!

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9 points No_Taste1698

That thing is a muenster

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2 points Present_Discount7709

Queso what's your point?

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29 points sufferIhopeyoudo

Jesus. Can we get a chickenologist or an eggspert in here to answer this question?! What is that?

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19 points Psychotic-Orca

Chicken owner here. Looks like a lash egg... which is something nobody definitely shouldn't be touching

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10 points miserabeau

nobody definitely shouldn't

But what if nobody absolutely wouldn't did?

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2 points Efficient_Wear_6946

Then they certainly couldn't do

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2 points donsitsocolostomy

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do!

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2 points GrandNeat3398

"nobody should". there I fixed it

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1 points Psychotic-Orca

I'm here to talk about chickens, not teach proper grammar.

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4 points sufferIhopeyoudo

lol ya I ended up going down a tangent after this and looked into it and that’s what I came up with too.. I used to have chickens and none of mine ever did this thank god

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2 points Psychotic-Orca

Yeah, its terrifying to see. My girls, thankfully, never had this either and I am hoping they never do

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3 points Nefriti

so it’s kind of like the chicken pooped out a cyst almost

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3 points Psychotic-Orca

Kinda? Its a ball of infection they poop out instead of an egg that originates in their oviducts. Its nasty but fascinating

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1 points Pandepon

I regret googling this

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1 points Psychotic-Orca

Wait till you find out ducks can break their corkscrew penises from overuse.

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52 points Individual-Crew-6102

What in the queso?

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23 points Propsroadfool

That's a Cadbury egg.... now we know where they come from.

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4 points Now_Melon1218

I know right? When I read chicken my first thought was that's a strange way to spell "bunny"

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20 points sweetcupncake

That looks like a cut open tennis ball with cheese or something inside.

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3 points Deepdeeps77

Exactly what I was thinking, chopped an old tennis ball in half and put cheese in it.

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6 points Motor-Bear-7735

I think that's exactly what they did. Zoom in and you will see the rubber cut marks. Hate it when people do shit like this in Reddit.
Oh wait. I am in Reddit. Nevermind.

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27 points OriginalMcNasty9er

When 2 tortilla chips love each other very much, the momma tortilla chip will lay an egg and that egg will make nacho cheese.

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7 points MellowFloof

hollandaise without all the steps

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22 points Holiday_Pi

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

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15 points My3rdattemptdangit

That whole thing is strange. Thickest shell I've ever seen! That's just the beginning.

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4 points Spiritual-Macaron-13

I wanted to say it was just nacho cheese and then I see the 2nd one and it makes my stomach turn

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4 points Hungryforapples603

Fon'duped

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4 points Sufficient_Two_5753

oops all yolk?

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3 points RogowskiCoil

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3 points goose_10

Is your mom’s chicken a demogorgon?

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3 points Get-ya-sum

I would put that chicken down immediately

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3 points [deleted]

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1 points Spiritual-Macaron-13

Idk but something went horribly wrong

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6 points aerotactisquatch

French's mustard

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3 points LolaAucoin

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1 points Legal_Lingonberry_24

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5 points rkspm

I know what it is and I know it’s gross but I cannot for the life of life of me convince myself this isn’t a beautiful, silky, passionfruit custard. I know that’s not what it is but it’s all I can see.

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2 points [deleted]

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3 points thumpertharabbit

It's a lash egg, and that's pus and bacteria.

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1 points Still_Bluebird8070

Whoa I just looked that up, that’s most likely the right answer it’s wild! Thanks.

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1 points thumpertharabbit

Yeah it's naaaaasty lol

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2 points X--The_Lion

That's where McDonald's gets its hot mustard sauce for the nuggets.

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2 points pilgrimdigger

That looks like an old tennis ball with cheese in it. Is this troll post?

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2 points Dogsarelitty

Where do you think velveeta comes from, idiot?

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2 points shinyRedButton

Thats an old tennis ball filled with cheese whiz… can I buy this chicken?

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2 points keybord_masher

Real question should be what kind of chicken ur mom raising

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2 points AzeliosRed

Basilisk egg ;-)

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2 points No_Ride8069

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2 points True-Molasses-3271

Yolk, it laid yolk. On a serious note, is that for real? I wonder if it's tasty and possible to replicate somehow.

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1 points TheLongAndWindingRd

Custard

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1 points joyfullydreaded23

Mustard custard

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1 points DisasterFar9767

it looks kind of weird but it also looks like a traditional Chinese dish that basically in layman's terms you let eggs rot underground kind of I don't know how to explain it properly that's not part of my culture but I have seen that dish never tried it look pretty gross to me but I don't knock anything unless I've tried it

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3 points [deleted]

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2 points QaddafiDuck01

That is no lash egg. A true lash egg is not an actual egg but a firm, rubbery mass of pus from an infection in a hen's oviduct

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2 points Candid_Woodpecker199

They are century eggs I believe, but lash egg fits.

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1 points Think-Juggernaut8859

Prepackaged Hollandaise

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1 points Sehrli_Magic

hollandaise sauce already made

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1 points Suspicious_Damage994

Idk but it looks overly under fertilized and it curdled

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1 points typhe24

Hollandaise

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1 points DisastrousServe8513

What does it taste like?

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1 points TheCrakp0t

How do we know that's not just nacho cheese?

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1 points shovelhead4life-

Only in South Dakota

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1 points ChemicalCrow5282

That’s nacho cheese sauce. Hope this helps!

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1 points KiwiDemon

All yolk no white

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1 points I_Dont-Care_Bear

A scrambled egg

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1 points superhex12345

It looks like cheese wiz in a tennis ball core.

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1 points Varkoth

New take on deviled eggs.

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1 points Background_Guava1128

A tennis ball full of mustard

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1 points Rocket3431

Reminds me of dulce de leche. Or doosh da loosh for you sophisticated folks.

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1 points Relevant-Package-928

That's a matcha Cadbury Crème egg.

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1 points PorcelainThorns

"lash egg"?

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1 points EonOst

Easter egg filled with egg liquer?

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1 points ConceptSubstantial32

Forbidden custard

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1 points Laurapalmer90

Did it have a smell?

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1 points zer0w00f

Ooops. All yolks!

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1 points PurpleBackground1138

Hollandaise Sauce

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1 points madpoopie

Moldy tennis ball filled with fake cheese

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1 points SirVangor

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1 points Solid_Confusion90

Never saw a chicken lay hollandaise already made. Brunch chefs are gonna shit

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1 points No_Goose_1355

Missing the rooster juice

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1 points FlatPepper311

Tennis ball so lame

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1 points QaddafiDuck01

That is mango custard served "like an egg" in its rind.

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1 points HansWeeblemeyer

That is the French’s Mustard Egg

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1 points Ok-Conference9020

Rico’s nacho cheese sauce

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1 points neizha

Courage the Cowardly Dog prepared us for this moment.

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1 points wise-dumb_wisdom

I feel like thats what a yeast infection would look like for chicken..

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1 points William-Burroughs420

AI BULLSHIT is what it laid.

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1 points Nicadelphia

Lash egg. Tell her not to touch those. And wash her hands and anything it touched.

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1 points GothamKnight1981

A crusty tennis ball filled with nachos cheese?

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1 points JWMoo

Nacho cheese please.

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1 points Captain_Tooth

If dinosaurs were around today, this would be a boil.

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1 points amoronwithacrayon

Commenters need to man up. If I found that I’m gonna fry it up sunny side up ngl

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1 points Apprehensive-Way8733

It laid a fucking nightmare

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1 points Capta-nomen-usoris

Custard

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1 points tatteredshoetassel

This looks suspiciously like my hidden shame

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1 points added_chaos

Hunny mussy

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1 points evileyevivian

Does anyone have a fucking straight answer to what it is???????

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1 points New-Investment-5888

Not a chicken egg

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1 points gmrzw4

There's not even a small part of me that believes this is real. And OP's "is this egg binding?" makes me even less likely to believe it since a quick search would tell anyone that egg binding is just an egg stuck in the hen.

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1 points sadeiko

campbell's cheddar cheese soup egg.

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1 points PristineElephant6718

Imo Posting stuff from a farm feels like cheating. seems to miss the point of this sub, like what's next plumbers? Veterinarian work? Sure it's gross but when there's a clear and defined "why" it doesn't really fit.

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1 points bitten2kitten

I feel like this one in particular could use an additional little "without gloves on" ya'know?

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1 points Trebek007

The elusive honey mustard egg

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1 points No_thoughts_11

I am guessing a lash egg?

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1 points Early-Coffee-6490

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1 points Turbulent-Gift5609

Savory and delicious cream o’ chicken. Please tell me you used it to make some chicken slop

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1 points Capinjro

Dude, you got yourself a mustard dip chicken.

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1 points GoalResponsible575

That’s cream of chicken soup…

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1 points conqueefador69420

Honey mustard

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1 points FilthyPuns

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1 points ForeverNovel3378

Triplets

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1 points Joebody81

A Cadbury Creme egg

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1 points No-Public-6

I didn't know thats how they made eggs benedict.

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1 points Entire_Condition8742

Closest thing I can think is it looks like an infected ovarian cyst that started to petrify to keep the body of the chicken from the infection.

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1 points Harry_Gorilla

Mustard

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1 points BlackPillPusher

Check your coop for signs of chester the cheetah

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1 points Latter-Lab-2165

Why does this keep showing up on my feed 😭

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1 points Longjumping_Wheel394

I’m so jealous of the chicken that got to have this inside it 🤤😮‍💨

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1 points kcvaliant

That is a crite.

If you see intergalactic bounty hunters. Dont be alarmed.

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1 points ConnectionThink4781

What should we do instead?

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