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  • 436 points IncredibleCanemian

    LEND ME YOUR ENERGY! THIS IS THE BUDDHA'S HAND I'M UP AGAINST!

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  • 316 points providerofair

    Don Quixote victim Id say.

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    209 points Polenball

    Don Quixote transcends fiction in the second book by meeting people who have read his first book

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    102 points ElectroNikkel

    Rocinante solos the entire Journeyverse

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    25 points Ok-Conversation-3012

    Let bro get past a windmill first

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    19 points ElectroNikkel

    Multiversal+ windmill

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    82 points Someokeyboi

    https://preview.redd.it/h8r3yjh13p7g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f87142b86c403539b69fd7152fdedb3cc74a4c

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    63 points ElectroNikkel

    Gos Quixote with prep time solos literature

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    23 points VatanKomurcu

    well he's a 1a reality warper, no surprise there.

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    17 points PMSleeperAgent2

    https://i.redd.it/5u5ccqsrrr7g1.gif

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  • 410 points MaccabianSabian35

    That Monkey boy can juggle mountains, eh?

    DAMN

    I better keep my ass in the Celestial Palace. OR I'M FINISHED!!!!! 💀💀💀

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    168 points AlikeWolf

    https://preview.redd.it/dv4aoxegip7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64a5165c019485c57c4a80f9eb3ba9db66c6c24a

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    108 points ElectroNikkel

    If he can juggle mountains, why didn't he lift the one he was trapped in? Is he stupid?

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    102 points MaccabianSabian35

    Yes, he is stupid. He forgot he could just pick it up after the ass whooping the Buddha gave him.

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    47 points PeterPanterTM

    Probably an extra big mountain? Lack of leverage? Or just sheer fear of what buddha would do if dare?

    Most likely explaination tho is the seal placed on top of the mountain after he was pinned

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    24 points ElectroNikkel

    Outerversal seal

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    7 points Athermo

    The amount of outerversal gates these low tier demons have

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    49 points hammalok

    Wuddha upscale, my enlightened goat so powerful he overcame the type advantage through sheer strength

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    15 points Eeddeen42

    It’s pretty thoroughly established that he is indeed stupid.

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    11 points ElectroNikkel

    Negdiffed by anyone daring Bum Fraudkong to prove Euclid's Parallel postulate using the other 4 postulates (He wouldn't even understand the first one)

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    0 points GloryGreatestCountry

    who the fuck is Euclid??

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    5 points ElectroNikkel

    We are not defeating the illiteracy allegations.

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    3 points GloryGreatestCountry

    (OOC) oh wait I realize Euclid was around in 300 BCE, people in 1600s China would have probably heard about him, maybe? I dunno.

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    3 points ElectroNikkel

    (OOC) Yes.

    It is widely known among historians that Euclid's Elements may first have been known in China as early as the Yuan dynasty, sometime between 1250 and 1270.

    Source:

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    3 points GloryGreatestCountry

    (OOC) I'm an idiot, apologies.

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    3 points ElectroNikkel

    (OOC) Admitting ignorance and be willing to learn more already makes you smarter than the entirety of the r/powerscaling community (A low bar but still). Stand proud bro.

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    6 points VowOfSilence2825

    Because the Buddha used sealing hax to keep him under there, duh. 🙄

    Smh, JTTW fans can’t ever beat the illiterate allegations. Maybe you would know if you actually read the novel instead of just listening about the story through Pingshu storytellers.

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    2 points ElectroNikkel

    > Supposedly Outerversal being.

    > Relying on Hax for an at most Large City State character.

    You ain't getting Bumdha out of the Fraud Scroll

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    8 points Eeddeen42

    Unironic lore accurate Jade Emperor behavior

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  • 186 points Broad_Cookie3495

    Someone scribed that Fraudkong is multiversal, bum can’t even lift a mountain!!! ☠️☠️☠️

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    58 points Open_Pick9233

    Thats a buddah mountain, it like saying your to weak to hold a baby when you cant juggle 50 40k kg stones with one pinky alone.

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    23 points Eeddeen42

    Multiversal mountain

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    11 points StaticTacos

    Did you even read the poem!? Literally RIGHT before that the great sage managed to leap from the palm of sacred buddah all the way to the pillars of the universe

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    9 points Momongus-

    Listen buddy I know a thing or two about the Aristotle and the Universe and I can tell you reaching the 8th sphere doesn’t make you multiversal if you can’t even cross to the other side and see God and His angels

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    3 points Old-Post-3639

    Then why did Buddha's palm smell like Monkey piss?

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  • 124 points GOOOOZE_

    Give me wind, give me fire, give me fodder demons or I retire!

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  • 114 points CoolCommittee8632

    That fraud monkey can't handle scorpion venom? Hydra Venom victim I'm afraid 

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    42 points You_Are_Annoying124

    Is this a Buddah Downscale or a Scorpian Upscale? Cause the Scorpion who did that also stung the Buddah.

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    22 points ElectroNikkel

    1-A+ scorpion

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    13 points CoolCommittee8632

    Wasn't it Buddha pre-enlightenment?

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    3 points Interesting_Stuff853

    multiversal, potentially outversal scorpion feat

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  • 60 points PeikaFizzy

    sunwukong is immortal???? get pass anubis first my man

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    45 points AmaterasuWolf21

    https://preview.redd.it/q6h7e0y58r7g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e53321439e0045ab40e7c0f681b1aeff886b5c1

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    8 points Oompapoop

    Wasn't the ancient egyptian religion long dead by the 16th century?

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  • 129 points Polenball

    Don't care, King Arthur still soloes

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    77 points ElectroNikkel

    Thor victim

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    52 points HarleyArchibaldLeon

    Utgard Loki victim

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    59 points Waffleworshipper

    Utgard Loki is a pure hax merchant. No one can beat him if they don't see through illusions but he can't actually hurt Thor even while Thor is fully ensorcelled.

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    19 points Broad_Cookie3495

    Utgard Loki summons Old Age and she solos however

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    14 points ElectroNikkel

    Get my boy past mouth sewing first

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    18 points HarleyArchibaldLeon

    Wrong Loki, mate. (I don't blame you, there are like 3)

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    18 points ElectroNikkel

    He even tricked me. Outerversal Loki. Now is my goat too

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    7 points Mean-Personality5236

    Listening comprehension curse strikes again. Utgard Loki literally admits he was terrified of Thor.

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    3 points HarleyArchibaldLeon

    But that was only after trolling the fuck out of him lol.

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    2 points Mean-Personality5236

    He had to troll because in a direct fight He's fucked and he almost won.

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    1 points DemonReaperHades

    Nah, my GOAT neg difs. Fraudgard Loki's only good for his illusions, and my GOAT can see through any.

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    2 points CompetitiveLeg7841

    Zeus solos

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    8 points hammalok

    Carried by scabbard, Arthur Bumdragon glazers in shambles

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  • 43 points Qwik_Sand

    I think I’m gonna kidnap Tang Sanzang and cook him and eat him but not actually do anything until Wukong kicks my ass

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  • 44 points DarkSide830

    Any of the three witches from Macbeth could solo that stupid monkey 🥱

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    29 points ElectroNikkel

    Merlin would nodiff then

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    12 points i_agree123

    Macbeth wins due to prophecy hacks, no man born of woman can beat him. Also get Fraudkong past Duncan first.

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    5 points Independent-Fee9444

    But Wukong wasn’t born from a woman?

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    9 points i_agree123

    I never read the journey to the west but I did read Macbeth and I prefer Macbeth so he wins

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    2 points CompetitiveLeg7841

    Wukong solos because he's a goofy ahh monkey who threw heaven into disarray because he didn't like his title

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    1 points ElectroNikkel

    Leonardo Da Vinci's Mechanical Knight victim

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    2 points Interesting_Stuff853

    but goatkong is neither born of woman nor a man (monkey from a rock)

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  • 73 points Sussaybukka200869

    Heracles still solos 🥱

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    87 points Spino-man

    Zeus, lend me some divinity! This is base poisoned robe we're going up against!

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    43 points SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

    Waiter! Waiter! More Animal Slaughter and Domestic Violence Please!

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    7 points _sephylon_

    GUANYIN! I NEED YOU GUANYIN! THIS SCORPION IS TOO STRONG

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    12 points Eeddeen42

    Bro married a woman named “Husband Destroyer,” his intelligence might be even lower than Wukong’s.

    Also *Heracles

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  • 29 points Sad-Pattern-1269

    1600: the monkey king solos your fav verse, except buddha

    2025: the monkey king solos your fav verse, except buddha

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    10 points Player-0002

    Nah Vishnu stomps, he has triple identity scaling like the three purities and Jesus. Monkey king’s only feat is durability chain scaling him surviving in laozi’s pill furnace which is obviously bullshit.

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  • 31 points bsantini-

    0 serious threats dealt without help 0 days without the journey getting delayed 7000 times letting the one person you need to protect kidnapped by a random jobber

    Couldn't make the monkey king more of a potential man if i tried

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    10 points providerofair

    Journey to the west is really just an extended metaphor for enlightenment

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  • 21 points Black_Citadel

    Your deity got harmed by a monster? Average Hundred Demon Parade victim.

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    4 points Sensitive_Wall_9416

    Ain't not a damn thing this fraudulent monkey will do when the GOAT Nurarihyon hits him with high tier yojutsu. Fraudkong has no resistance to layered soul hax.

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  • 17 points HarleyArchibaldLeon

    BULL KING! I NEED YOU BULL KING!

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  • 61 points vegankidollie

    Allah still solos

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    63 points ARedditAccountIDKBro

    Both Jesus victims

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    55 points Polenball

    Bro didn't read the Islam lore, Allah scales infinite levels above Jesus

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    80 points XXVAngel

    I don't care if his name is "Beats Jesus". He ain't beating Jesus.

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    19 points samuru101

    Actually Allah has limits unlike Jesus, because Allah can't enter creation. ☝️🤓

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    35 points Polenball

    Jesus is only prophet-level in the Islamverse, he'd get negdiffed by Allah. Composite Jesus would be an even fight through trinityscaling, though.

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    18 points Player-0002

    Lmao Vishnu negs the verse

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    24 points LastEsotericist

    Really out here glazing someone who isn’t even top 3 in his own verse.

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    6 points Player-0002

    That just goes to show how weak Fraud Wukong is

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    5 points Eeddeen42

    Vishnu can neither create nor destroy, he’s not neg diffing shit

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    3 points Bill_Shortened

    Fr, that being said though Shiva totally would mmmhm

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    2 points Player-0002

    Vishnu has scaling as part of the Hindu triple identity of the Trimurti. All triple identities scale to the same level and all triple identities scale above Fraud Monkey. He may not Neg the verse but he negs most characters in Journey to the West outside of the Buddha and Laozi. In terms of Christianity he should be about equal to Jesus as a fellow incarnation of the verse’s triple identity

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    2 points Eeddeen42

    The Trimurti don’t have a comparable relationship to the Holy Trinity. The Holy Trinity are different expressions of the same singular deity. The Trimurti are three distinct deities who are all avatars of the World Soul.

    Avatars do not intuitively have knowledge of what they are, as evidenced by the fact that Rama had no idea he was an avatar of Vishnu until Brahma showed up and outright told him.

    The closest analog Hinduism has to the Holy Trinity is actually Devi. Mahakali, Mahalakshmi, and Mahasaraswati are different expressions of her singular Devine will, rather than distinct avatars of her spirit that operate independently of each other.

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    1 points Player-0002

    You could argue Jesus the son is an avatar as well as he was tempted by the devil, and considered it, not fully symbolizing the perfection of the lord bringing both trinities in line. The Trimurti is kind of a single deity expressed in three faces so I don’t see why this is different.

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    3 points CrimsonGoji

    Even if we use retconned Bible statements where does Jesus's power come from? Exactly.

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    17 points hammalok

    "Is that... a SPEAR WEAKNESS I SEE?"

    https://preview.redd.it/wevq8xsqcp7g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d8d0cc0e4cdc8d9dad314becfa2721d72c40900

    erlang shen cooks bro

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    22 points Sad-Pattern-1269

    jesus is a statesment merchant. He has what, a delayed self rez, weather manipulation, and transmutation? Dont get me started on this trinity chain-scaling bs. Just becauses hes the son of god doesnt mean he will always scale to his dads level.

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    6 points MrCreeper10K

    Turning water into wine is weak-ass hax. And if it takes 3 days to resurrect, does that even count?

    Anyway all Bibleverse characters cap at universal

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    1 points Eeddeen42

    You only think that cuz you haven’t read the supplemental material. The Judaic God reaches outer with Kabbalah scaling.

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    2 points MrCreeper10K

    Ugh, I hate how everyone is scaling off of info that’s only written on the back of some carriage freshener box. Like cmon guys the OG author isn’t even part of the design team who make these tie-in products

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    1 points Eeddeen42

    Uh… which one? There were two or three OG writers who had no contact with each other, they all did it independently. Then the editor mashed them all together, and now we have the final result.

    Also come on man every religion worth its salt has mysticism. If you’re a religion and you don’t have mysticism, what the fuck are you even doing?

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    3 points Teanerdyandnerd

    Dont you remember that time he cursed a fig tree to never bear fruit

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    3 points Axorandom-

    plant/curse manip doesn’t mean he scales to his father??? like bro what are you on 😂

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    1 points Teanerdyandnerd

    Bro that tree hasnt died, this gives him immortality scaling, havent you read the source material🙄

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    1 points Famous_Slice4233

    This poster hasn’t read Revelation!

    Revelation 1:12-18

    I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw seven golden lampstands, and among the lampstands was someone like a son of man, dressed in a robe reaching down to his feet and with a golden sash around his chest. The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. In his right hand he held seven stars, and coming out of his mouth was a sharp, double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.

    When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. Then he placed his right hand on me and said: “Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades.

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    2 points Sad-Pattern-1269

    source 'it came to me in a dream'

    ...wait literally thats it lol

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    10 points mal-di-testicle

    Word of the Bible neg-diffs the Pope’s vain, worldly authority.

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    1 points FusionPlex_12

    https://preview.redd.it/wtdf65d7kr7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7c1d0a5006f2bf406bf06e2645e383cde37cb36

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    17 points Broad_Cookie3495

    Allah when Shiva challenges him to a staring contest and a dance off

    https://preview.redd.it/5kg4vwb6hp7g1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253ef81fc829589a5b84ea2a23fb71d24fc5ce01

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    17 points ElectroNikkel

    Bruh, the Quran still has untranslatable words. Get my boy past clear lexicon.

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    7 points marvelfrans

    Bro is scared of pork so zhu bajie solos

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    1 points FusionPlex_12

    Bacon victim

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  • 11 points The_Shittiest_Meme

    Ahura Mazda victim

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  • 9 points Main_Material3297

    Beawulf victim

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  • 7 points ManOfSpoons

    I told the emperors eunuch that Buddha doesn't scale at all cause he escaped samsara, and now I'm being forced to drink osmanthus soup

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  • 6 points Player-0002

    Literally a Jesus victim, like come on, all Wukong did was survive in Laozi’s pill chamber, that’s his best feat. Tongtian’s immortal killing formation no diffs him, and Jesus scales to the triple identity level as the incarnation of the father son and Holy Spirit making him curb stomp no diff Wukong.

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    3 points ElectroNikkel

    Jesus would probably convert him nodiff.

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    4 points Literally_Gay

    Thanks to you I now really wanna see art of Sun Wukong praying and I can’t believe I’m genuinely thinking about it now.

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    2 points Ok-Midnight3690

    wukong can bonk Lao zi,actually he does right after escaping the chamber. Lao zi is one in three pure one, assuming they are the same level as the holy trinity cause one of them literally created the world

    so in my soy opinion, Wukong could and are willing to bonk jesus in the head cause Wukong's attention span is not long enough to listen about the 10 commandments

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    1 points Player-0002

    Lmao Lao Zi 100% let him go, as one of the three pure ones his presence in the Buddhist universe of the Chinese Mythos cosmology is certainly lesser than his power would be in an orthodox Taoism universe of the cosmology. Composite Lao Zi is simply built different as the triple identity that controls the future and one third of the creator and should no diff Wukong, and all triple identity deities across verses are relatively equal as embodiments of their verse’s respective boundless character.

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    2 points Ok-Midnight3690

    yeah but my point about Wukong's attention span still hold

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    2 points Player-0002

    Lmao true

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  • 6 points Falvio6006

    Fraud monkey would get violated by Roland 💀

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  • 5 points Head_Snapsz

    Bruh this monkey king character is a fraud. Dude needs a hand from every minor god every chapter while my goat Jesus just does.

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  • 4 points stnick6

    My crops have failed. I will not survive the winter.

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  • 5 points Polyphemuscle

    Wukong immortality is some street tier bum hax he literally almost dies like 40 times even with mulyiple stacked immortalities.

    "Patrick, hes scared of dumb fucking antihax."

    "Ooooooooo immortal god killer scorpion ooooooooo"

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  • 9 points xxjackthewolfxx

    Sun Wukong in his full power giant demon form when he sees a young Israelite Shepard boy walk up holding nothing but a sling, picking up a random rock off the ground: I'm out

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    1 points Sensitive_Wall_9416

    Your GOAT is King David? That boy a sling merchant, couldn't have even pushed Goliath to low-diff if it wasn't for it. Slingless David is sub-Eliab level (scales directly to Goliath via statements and narrative) and even with sling he's an average Rhodian/Balearic Islander victim.

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    1 points xxjackthewolfxx

    King David when his enemies drop dead like the lions that use to attack him as a child died: (God himself is causing instant death to his enemies) Lmao i member this

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  • 3 points tenebrefoxy

    Another overpowered portagonist from slop

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  • 4 points Future_Onion9022

    Sandy is such a fraud, remember when he appeared and give Wukong such a hard fight?

    Bro is only op in water and they are approaching a fucking desert.

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  • 3 points GreenShyguyFromMario

    Shiva solos im afraid

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  • 4 points BrooklynSmash

    lend me your strength pigsy, this is fodder demon 35 we're up against

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  • 3 points TheGUURAHK

    Forsooth! This Sun Wukong lad is truly one mighty individual! Mayhaps even Heracles may struggle against him...

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    2 points Sensitive_Wall_9416

    Alas! But enlighten me so wise one, would he lose?

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    2 points TheGUURAHK

    I am unsure, but truly, it would be a battle for the ages. 

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  • 3 points IceCreamEskimo

    Redboy can use the True Fire of Samedi?

    DAMN

    I better keep my ass on thunderclap monastary

    OR IM FINISHED

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  • 3 points _Agent_3

    Yooo the chinese pantheon got some weak ass guards, you think these guys would get past a single Cherub?

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  • 3 points Sky_monarch

    Guys, random demon #628534 is extremely underrated, he hurt monkey king once and it hurt so he’s obviously outerversal!

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  • 3 points Glittering_Holiday13

    This monkey get neg diffed by buddah and gets no concept of diffed by jesus christ

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  • 3 points kartoffel-knight

    Outerversal Monkey king? He got stuck under a mountain for 500 years bruh.

    He is not even Mountain level

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  • 3 points Working_Box8573

    Don't compare my Goat Heracles to this bum

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  • 2 points CrimsonGoji

    he lowk low diffs mount olympus

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  • 2 points The_Tizioo

    Vergil mid diffs thx to his feat of climbing the devil

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  • 2 points Emperor_Huey_Long

    Guys hes a Saint George Victim, My boy G fucking one v ones a dragon and low diffs him? What this Sun Wo Bitch got to that?

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  • 2 points DorimeInaCan

    Lowkey gilgamesh would absolutely solo this verse

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  • 2 points FusionPlex_12

    Wukong is most definitely planetary

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  • 2 points Swagolor

    I'm always saying that Buddha solos

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  • 2 points Ok-Conversation-3012

    Lukong is ultra glazed even by the aurhor and he's still cheeks bro shit like "I have 828474 forms of immortality" but bro is STILL mountain level

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  • 2 points LockelClaim

    The sky is blue? Another day another w for Goatgri and the Great Blue Sky 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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  • 2 points Bullet0AlanRussell

    I don't care what the monkey did, Achilles solos.

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  • 2 points Tiny_Resolution_3515

    Moses fodder honestly 

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  • 2 points mewhenthepeoplerun

    Mere Newton victim.

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  • 2 points Orionsign

    Oh shit! Is that a fodder demon? I better stay my ass in my horse form not turn back into a dragon

    Or I'm finished❗❗🔥🔥

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  • 1 points pitou-99

    https://preview.redd.it/6a28bvr1xr7g1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d942b6295d6559b96d71495a34a713f659e6aa29

    Piggsy is a fraud.

    Sandy is a jobber

    Wukong is pissversal

    The horse solos your verse

    If you get this joke, congrats, you're a true fan

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