i created my entire account just to post this here

27 points GabrielShoww

B-but, then, what was in my pizza...

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12 points pizza93878

also thanks for being my first ever comment

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3 points mooneymoonerson

Bones

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4 points pizza93878

cant wait for someone to r/woooshception this one

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2 points Sir__Alien

Sorry, I accidentally put fish bones in your cheese

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7 points Similar_Leather_1107

On my fucking life, and my YEEZY. If I come in this shop and my pizza's delivered bone in... it's.. it's a wrap for y'all.

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2 points Professional-Goat362

You created this account just to goon, be real with me. We all did

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1 points Nitrix79

Idk what kind of pizza they’re eating

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1 points DullMind2023

Pizza bones, AKA pizza rinds, are the crust which remains uneaten by some folks.

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2 points RedDiamond6

I shit you not, years ago while working at a restaurant, a coworker had a family order pizza and ONLY ATE THE CRUST. When they left we went and stared at the crust-less pizza left on the table. This caused an existential crisis for a few of us 😂

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1 points DullMind2023

I do believe that this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Reddit. Double upvote for you!!

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1 points RedDiamond6

Lol. It was so weird.

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1 points PerryThePlatypus9744

I'll have one boned pizza please

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1 points Maleficent_Tip_9667

And it’s not even that funny…

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1 points thinkingaboutbreads

username checks out, OP

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1 points Gigabyte-to-Megabyte

This post makes me crave sauseless muffins

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1 points portstarling

i think theyre also joking

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0 points Recent_Limit_6798

Yeah, clearly not a whoosh moment

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