Healing Vegeta [OC]
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  • 1 points qualityvote2

    The community has not determined if your post is a Wholesome Meme.

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  • 1731 points drillgorg

    I thought he had a normal hairline with a widow's peak?

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    346 points NotTheCraftyVeteran

    Hair stayed the same for literal decades, it ain’t going anywhere, just looks like that

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    48 points TheHumanoidTyphoon69

    It says in Super that "Sayan's hair stays the same from birth"

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    28 points RuleAndLine

    with the exceptions of beards, and moustaches

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    20 points TheHumanoidTyphoon69

    Vegeta with a porn stash haunts my dreams

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    4 points dimensionduck

    A what

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    22 points NotTheCraftyVeteran

    https://preview.redd.it/6dizghwkcd6g1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0caa27b2fb49f73885bb61f8d87d31dd4e8913

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    7 points mousai_98

    The Freddy Mercury era.

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    5 points NotTheCraftyVeteran

    Good thing they’re a hardy people, cause birthing infants with all those wild hairdos has gotta be a special kind of hell to endure

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    1 points SagaciousElan

    Nappa came out of the womb bald and with a moustache

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    244 points rexching

    Me too!

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    153 points Outrageous-Opinions

    Why does he even need to shave his hair off anyway, couldn't the just implant the widows peak area?

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    119 points ipha

    While you don't have to shave your whole head for a transplant, you do need to shave the donor site(usually the back of the head) to make the hair plugs manageable. At that you'll want to shave everything else you'll be left just parts of your head shaved.

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    18 points candyman337

    He does, it is merely a joke

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  • 2084 points THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

    I don’t get it

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    4817 points EnjoysYelling

    Vegeta has a hairline that is receding, a common indicator of male pattern baldness.

    Turkey is known for providing affordable hair transplants.

    The joke is that Vegeta is a villain because’s he’s actually just really upset that he’s balding.

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    1659 points seeyatellite

    There’s no way I could have ever understood enough niche contextual information for this to land with me so, thank you.

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    471 points DefiantLemur

    Yeah this photo is like a litmus test on how well someone internets

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    196 points Sarinnana

    So...it's bad I got it, then?

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    139 points General_Nothing

    Yeah, we’re in too deep, friend.

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    41 points coolborder

    Well, in for a penny...

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    46 points seeyatellite

    …in for 9000 more

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    7 points Throwaway84826

    And that makes it… OVER 9000!

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    12 points Balooeatchicken

    In for a pounding

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    1 points maj0rmin3r1

    *internal screaming*

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    6 points Lucas-Ramey

    Sorry bro it's terminal...

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    14 points -Mandarin

    Is it? The only important think you need to know is that Turkey is known for hair transplants. The comic works perfectly whether it's Vegeta or just some random made up character.

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    36 points dasbtaewntawneta

    i knew that, i still didnt get it because i never in my life would have thought of vegeta as "balding"

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    1 points NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

    His hairline has been the target of jokes for a whole, i think maybe TFS cracked a couple jokes his way

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    21 points EtTuBiggus

    I know Turkey is known for questionable hair implants, but I had no idea that was what was going on with their heads in the last photo.

    Vegeta doesn’t even look like he’s balding.

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    10 points Exfodes

    Fresh implants look bloody because they’re healing from the stabs.

    The headband is to reduce inflammation while healing.

    The comic is wrong by the way. Hair implants work by moving follicles from one part of the skin to the other. All of the guys on the plane are completely bald and have no hair to transplant from.

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    4 points Otherwise_Demand4620

    Does it need to be head-hair or can it be another hair source? Would a barber be able to tell, or would ethics require disclosure?

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    7 points Exfodes

    Head hair would have the best results, because the end results would look like head hair. Facial hair would look coarser, while body hair would look thinner. Regardless, hair tends to take on the characteristics of the skin it is implanted to, and it’s up to the surgeon’s skills to make it look natural.

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    3 points Otherwise_Demand4620

    I was thinking ass-hair, I have plenty of that and don't really need it at the current location.

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    2 points No_Volume_5752

    The only important think you need to know is that Turkey is known for hair transplants.

    Huh... TIL.

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    1 points Top_Dragonfly8781

    How much someone is concerned about hairlines or Vegeta.

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    29 points King_Chochacho

    It's confusing because everyone else in the 2nd frame is already completely bald. I also did not understand the significance of red head + sweatband.

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    14 points Exfodes

    Fresh implants look bloody because they’re healing from the stabs.

    The headband is to reduce inflammation while healing.

    The comic is wrong by the way. Hair implants work by moving follicles from one part of the skin to the other. All of the guys on the plane are completely bald and have no hair to transplant from. Unless they take them from body hair, which is a less common method.

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    2 points Buttholelickerpenis

    Or they shaved their heads for some reason before the procedure

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    2 points chikavelvet

    Actually, this is totally correct. When you have this kind of surgery you’ll shave your head first so that the operation (follicle extraction and implantation), is easier. (Shaven head not meaning no follicles left)

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    7 points EtTuBiggus

    I though vegeta just had a giant widow’s peak.

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    7 points HahahahahaLook

    Specific too. I'm familiar with people going to Turkey for cheap surgery and dental implants but I didn't extrapolate that from this.

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    4 points THEdoomslayer94

    I was almost there like on the general idea but even then I didn’t think I had enough to go on to know that for sure lol

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    4 points Phyrexian_Archlegion

    As a proud bald man, I recognize big hair transplant propaganda when I see it.

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    1 points Thanks_I_Hate_You

    As an an American there's no way I could have known that the Turkish flag for this to land. So thank you /J

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    -2 points Nelpski

    everyone on the plane is bald, then everyone on the way back, including vegeta, has a hair transplant. thats pretty much the entire joke and its all included visibly in the comic

    the only thing you might realistically not know (i didnt either) is that it being turkey was relevant to the joke

    im somewhat concerned that this comment has 1500 likes as if understanding this joke requires esoteric knowledge

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    1 points seeyatellite

    How many people do you expect have any daily run-ins with hair transplant technologies or actively tease a person who’s balding?

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    160 points TakoGoji

    I understand the joke, but his hairline is not receding. He has a natural widows peak. Saiyans canonically do not suffer hair loss or significant growth.

    Also he's widows peak representation for me and I won't stand this slander of my Prince.

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    42 points theoinkypenguin

    If Frieza was smart he would have harvested Saiyan hair for use in armor and shielding. Battle after battle the hair survives unscathed

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    8 points rickane58

    I wouldn't call this unscathed

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    3 points Inprobamur

    He keeps it around his belt.

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    3 points sumphatguy

    What you mean? That mustache survives everything you throw at it!

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    26 points dksdragon43

    And like, his hair doesn't receede at all over the 30+ years the show takes place over.

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    6 points Kingsman22060

    I saw this comic in another sub and all the comments were saying "he has a widows peak which is a clear sign of balding!" And they had so many fucking upvotes it was infuriating.

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    6 points TakoGoji

    It's infuriating as hell lmao. I've had a widows peak since I was born. Hairline hasn't moved a nanometer. Hell, my hair is too thick for my personal preference and I genuinely wish I was going bald.

    People just don't know what they're talking about.

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    4 points EtTuBiggus

    What happened to Nappa?

    ”Look Vegeta, more bald people.”

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    3 points TakoGoji

    Alopecia apparently!

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    3 points Invisifly2

    I have a natural widow’s peak and it’s always frustrating getting the barber to just cut my hair short instead of trying to hide it with bangs. I think it looks fine, just cut my damn hair.

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    5 points KaarloKustaa

    Toriyama said they can suffer from alopecia.

    https://thedaoofdragonball.com/blog/dragon-world/akira-toriyama-says-nappa-isnt-bald/

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    1 points TakoGoji

    Oh neat. I hadn't seen that.

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    2 points DriveByStoning

    Saiyans canonically do not suffer hair loss or significant growth.

    SS3 must be an outlier, then.

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    25 points Fascist_Viking

    Not only affordable but also one of the best there is performance wise as well. People tend to prefer turkey for that reason and the fact that you can also visit one of the most culturally rich cities as well.

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    9 points Skreamie

    More importantly in this comic it infers that's why he's collecting the dragon balls, to regain his hair. Hence why he has the dragon balls in his hand, he's stopping him from wasting his wish or the trouble of finding them all.

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    7 points slobs_burgers

    Could probably just grind up some shmaloogles for that, man…

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    5 points ChaosFountain

    And to add. That looks like a full head transplant from black hair to blonde hair. Which indicates a higher strength in the dragon ball universe

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    3 points Cranberryoftheorient

    Whats with the orange hats?

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    3 points Infamous_Guidance756

    They are the inflamed tops of their heads from the procedure. They're closer to red than orange if you zoom in/the color palette is a little off

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    2 points TacoTuesday555

    Oooh, see I thought they got scalped and still have their brains exposed after a lobotomy

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    2 points Zolty

    You're the real one thank you

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    2 points BassMaster516

    Wow I thought he converted to Islam and discovered that was more important than being immortal. I was way off lol

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    2 points JeveGreen

    I thought he'd joined a cult or something...

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    4 points LemmyKoopa18

    I've never even knew Turkey was known for hair transplants till a few minutes earlier on a previous reddit post, and now this

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    1 points Blep145

    We do have medications now that seem to work work without transplants, but time will tell

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    1 points eoej

    I thought he went to pet cats to attain peace in turkey

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    1 points FreedJSJJ

    Vegeta has a very aggressive widow's peak

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    1 points ChibiWambo

    I have a pretty high hairline. But I’m not looking at it as the loss of hair. It’s the gaining of Face. And one day I will have a full head of Face

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    1 points Lucas-Ramey

    I still think it's hilarious that vegeta and his dad's genetics have it be so that they have had a receding hairline since they've been born, and also that very likely if trunks was also a full blooded saiyan he'd have the receding hairline as well but bulma being his mom saved him from that fate

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    1 points TheVenetianMask

    He should've listened to ghost Nappa.

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    1 points derpskywalker

    Sounds to me like vegeta would’ve really benefited from r/bald

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    74 points Psychoray

    Vegeta's hairline is... not good. The comic implies this to be the cause his negative personality traits.

    They go to Turkey, to get hair implants. This done by a lot of men nowadays and a lot of flights have rows and rows of guys who do the 'hair implant trip to turkey' deal. The last panel has all guys featuring the 'I just got hair implants' look. (Look it, it looks pretty nasty. Especially after a few days)

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    17 points Deucalion666

    Clearly the comic maker has absolutely no knowledge of basic saiyan lore.

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    3 points dasbtaewntawneta

    i had to read some of the other comments but who in the hell looks at Vegeta and thinks "balding" ? that's just fucking stupid

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  • 341 points assymetry1021

    Nooo without his hair he’s gonna fall below the 5 ft line 😭

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    51 points Commercial-Living443

    We may get vegeta ssj3

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    9 points BeBenNova

    In case you don't know, it actually happened in Dragon Ball Daima and it's cannon

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    2 points idontreallycareanym

    That made me so damn happy I pumped my fist and went yes!

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    1 points Commercial-Living443

    I don't consider daima cannon , also it was stated in xenoverse , i think , that it is another universe

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    4 points Fizz117

    What we need is ssj3 Raditz.

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    2 points SuaveMofo

    Dont worry his hair is coming back strong.

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  • 133 points YoYoYi2

    short guy embraced the baldness, the right choice

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    16 points bragxx

    You gotta admire the self confidence

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    20 points XDSHENANNIGANZ

    What? This comic is the opposite of embracing baldness.

    Turkey is known for providing affordable hair transplants/treatments and that is why everyone on to initial flight is bald, yet on the return flight they all have red scalps and headbands because they are healing.

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    18 points Ruffigan

    He is talking about the little man, he is bald and takes Vegeta there and back but didn't get the procedure done.

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    9 points Positive-Bar5893

    He did but it's not in a visible location.

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    4 points Buttholelickerpenis

    Ball hair transplant

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    5 points THICC_ANIME_PUSSY

    https://preview.redd.it/mw6f2qv2x56g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86fad856179f03df765200aafc696c6f4078ed8

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  • 38 points Rising-Dragon-Fist

    I'm pretty sure Saiyan hair doesn't grow back though?

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    17 points MindlessBullet

    It does grow back, but it'll always grow back the same. It won't get longer, shorter, or be permanently lost. Napa just chooses to shave his head.

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    36 points griever48

    Nor does it change after birth. This meme is trying really hard to break the meta.

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    8 points konatamonster

    vegeta can grow a mustache so why not hair

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    1 points Luna__Moonkitty

    That was GT which... took many creative liberties.

    Granted it also started as a gag comic where a woman can change hair color and personality by sneezing and a pig saves the world by wishing for panties.

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    8 points konatamonster

    King Vegeta and Nappa also have facial hair. I'm sure they did not have that as children

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    -5 points Luna__Moonkitty

    Never thought I'd see the day people defend the awful writing of GT.

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    6 points konatamonster

    This happens in Dragonball Z, GT, Super and the Z OVA (with broly's father).

    With Super and GT showing Vegeta himself with facial hair

    Idk what your obsession with GT is.

    The whole thing of never growing hair obviously is a faulty translation and just means they never have to go to a stylist since their hair just grows into a fixed style and will not grow longer than that. Which means he should at least be able to regrow his hair.

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    0 points Positive-Bar5893

    It's a cartoon based on a comic my guy, it's not that serious. Why do people insist on dissecting what should just be fun lighthearted media like their proof reading a grand unified theory of physics.

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    2 points Purrceptron

    It's really weird isn't it.

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  • 10 points DaddyChil101

    Vegeta isn't balding he's just got a satellite dish for a forehead lol

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  • 33 points stupidber

    He went to Turkey to get hair implants, but i do not know why

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    18 points KevlarGorilla

    He seems happy with it. That's the goal of gender affirming care, make people feel more like themselves.

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  • 7 points mspaintshoops

    Punchline would land better if the bald protagonist also got the treatment

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  • 6 points Jingeasy

    Turkish Hairlines healed him all the way

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  • 6 points THICC_ANIME_PUSSY

    https://preview.redd.it/dxc7pw26x56g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa0012539727d532dbb6abf096bce51099360d1

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  • 8 points Deucalion666

    All this tells me is you’ve never actually watched the series.

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    1 points Deucalion666

    All this tells me is majority of people here can't take a joke

    I like a joke. It just has to be good. This isn’t. If in order for the joke to be funny, I need to ignore information that makes the joke not work, then it’s a bad joke.

    and tend to dissect anything into literacy as in its some kind of particle physics.

    Literally makes zero sense. I’m not joking. Grammatically, this is gibberish.

    It's just a silly comics ffs

    It’s a bad silly comic.

    why u all act like people broke laws and killed your pet.

    All I did was call the comic out for its inaccuracies. You’re the one blowing what I said out of proportion lol.

    This whole comment section is weird af

    I know. You’re here.

    Edit; that’s the kind of reaction I expect from a loser like you. Nice block guy.

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  • 9 points VerburycVod

    Ok I didn’t realize this was a hair transplant joke I thought this was Vegeta being healed by the light of Islam 🤣

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    1 points unneccry

    Inshalla 🙏

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  • 5 points Dry-Use3

    I thought Sayain hair stayed the same their entire life so he always had a strong widow's peak.

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  • 5 points _ShittyNickName_

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  • 5 points HaraldSemmelLauch

    I can't wait to see this on one of the explain the joke subreddits

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  • 8 points SleepDeprived62

    tbh if I started balding I'd do the same thing. (idk what he does I never watched the show but I assume he's a bad guy)

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  • 3 points defectives

    VEGETA THEY STOLE YOUR DO!

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  • 3 points CenturyStorm

    You are short and your hairline is receding

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  • 2 points Cranberryoftheorient

    I feel like choosing a character with a full head of hair kinda makes the comic not make much sense. He looks like he has less hair afterward

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  • 2 points djpiraterobot

    He’s like a three and a half or a four on the Norwood scale and… and it’s just getting worse.

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  • 2 points Gief_Cookies

    Crazy that they all had the same tickets on both flights

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  • 3 points Fierce_Lucifer

    I don't get it

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  • 3 points PhantomRoyce

    I thought he converted to Islam

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  • 1 points carolinaindian02

    İstiklal Marşı intensifies

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  • 1 points TheN00dleDream

    To Turkey you say?

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  • 1 points river_song25

    wait where did the little bald guy and everybody else on the plane go with Vegeta by plane that Vegeta and everybody coming back with matching freshly shave heads?

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    1 points Exfodes

    To get cheap hair transplant from turkey. Google hair transplant pics if you want to see what the recovery looks like. Warning: lots of blood.

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  • 1 points husrevsahi

    🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

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  • 1 points masterjon_3

    That's the same hairline he's had since he was born

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  • 1 points Oshuhan-317

    I'm so tired of people thinking that having a widows peak = going bald

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  • 1 points Successful_Snow119

    TURKEY MENTION 🇹🇷

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  • 1 points AvgeekStoat24_cz

    Turkish Hairlines

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  • 1 points OkForce244

    TURKEY MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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  • 1 points Human-Raccoon-9917

    Just shave it off man

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  • 1 points Athingweveallupvoted

    CANIM ÜLKEM 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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  • 0 points born2droll

    Did they all convert to islam?

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    2 points Makune

    Hair transplant

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  • 1 points UniversalBlue2099

    I’m gonna be honest, I thought he converted to Islam.

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  • 1 points OpticGd

    I would've understood this is on the fourth pic they had bandages on their heads. At least I think I might've.

    Otherwise I didn't, and you need to zoom in, I thought those were hats and the joke was they were now Muslim (although I had never seen those hats before).

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  • 1 points El_Spaniard

    Very wholesome, OP.

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  • 0 points GeorgeTran1999

    When i was a kid i wished to be Vegeta, oh how i regret it now.

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  • 0 points ionlytoptops

    Insh'allah

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