Day 1: top comment chooses next move

Boys are white (bottom), girls are black (top). White to move.

6 points amongus10011

is this anarchy chess?

if yes, 1. nuke to e8#

if no, im not gonna decide (maybe e4 but that could get boring)

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2 points RealZajef37

This is anarchy chess

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3 points the_sentient_egg_is_

remove all boys from the board and let the girls dominate like nature intended

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1 points FireInHisBlood

Says the government drone. 00011011001000001111101011

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2 points SquashHungry2040

Queen to e7

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2 points Fit_Mistake_168
Get the penguins to join in the chess game
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2 points levanderstone

gommage the opponents king

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2 points Due-Statement2550

E4

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