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  • 2425 points Applebeate

    Wait are we for real?

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    1799 points ueNico

    Yes we are for real. I just checked and It's true

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    1451 points ueNico

    Nvm It's not true. Dolphins strikes again

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    2582 points NoEvening7482

    https://www.justice.gov/multimedia/Court%20Records/Matter%20of%20the%20Estate%20of%20Jeffrey%20E.%20Epstein,%20Deceased,%20No.%20ST-21-RV-00005%20(V.I.%20Super.%20Ct.%202021)/2022.03.17-1%20Exhibit%201.pdf/2022.03.17-1%20Exhibit%201.pdf) Its real, its just not ALL the files. Try it on ANY redaction here

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    687 points hammouda101010

    wow that was fucking easy

    https://preview.redd.it/885a5glw8z8g1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=f049239bebba42e234b1393983b93e7ecc1b03b5

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    104 points thebeatdropsin1

    What document was that and did you just open the pdf in chrome or did you use an app?

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    41 points nmkd

    Chrome etc works, just copy paste

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    245 points Ventus249

    Also you can search in the redacted text, holy shit

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    203 points TitanVsGames

    Some of the crap that's redacted doesn't even make sense to redact, like they redacted that one of the victims or conspirators were described to someone else as an interior decorator. Haven't read everything still at work, I don't see why that could possibly warrant redaction

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    115 points Master_Bet_8098

    It was probably a rush job

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    75 points MediumSalmonEdition

    It very obviously was. That's why we haven't gotten a full release yet.

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    67 points lowercaselemming

    illegally, by the way. the law was very clear they were compelled to release them all. and to explain every redaction they make. this is the rush job of all rush jobs.

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    14 points MediumSalmonEdition

    TRUE!

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    18 points lowercaselemming

    they had 30 days to redact literally thousands and thousands of files, of course it was a rush job lmao

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    18 points InformalAntelope4570

    Hmm, I remember there was one peculiar instance of full on coconspirator having their name redacted despite being obvious they're not a victim and infact offering to sell children to Epstein.

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    34 points Psycho_Syntax

    This is what happens when you fire/drive off all the federal/government workers that are actually good at their jobs and just hire and keep people based on their political affiliation. Also helps that conservatives in general are just stupid, so they probably kept all of the dumbest/least competent people.

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    14 points dontshoveit

    They kept the "loyal" ones. The ones dumb enough to be sycophants.

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    6 points Gimli-SonOfGloin-

    If I had to guess, that could imply money laundering. Oh, this 10,000 that went missing from my bank account was for interior design, not hush money.

    Also, and this may be a HUGE reach, but the same person that was ruled to not contribute to interior design was also specifically mentioned to not provide dentistry services... that makes me think of that heinous photo of the dentist's chair with all of the masks on the walls.

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    6 points mortalitylost

    I also think that for a job like this, you take your dumbest interns and give them a list of ideas to redact, and say "if there's any question as to whether you should black it out, just black it out" and then leave them alone for a month.

    Meaning it's very hard to say why something is blacked out unless you can show 100 similar examples

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    2 points agent0731

    I wonder if they have a stack of randomly redacted info to confuse the public/journalists. But would they put that much effort into the ruse? They seem to be pretty comfortable breaking laws and playing out their corruption in the open.

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    96 points MeltinSnowman

    Oh my god it's that fucking easy.

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    1016 points ueNico

    I See, my bad. Dolphins can Go away now

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    663 points _Inkspots_

    Dawg YOU are the dolphins

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    47 points gauntletoflights

    Maybe the real dolphins were the friends we made along the way

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    104 points The_Rufflet_Kid

    Just cut the dolphins in half, it's not all false

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    8 points GreyNoiseGaming

    King Solomon's great wisdom strikes again.

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    42 points _Shauni_

    You can even search for specific terms such as, idk, "Johnald Bump".

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    45 points Whole_Advice_6732

    ZERO FUCKING SHOT.

    THEY'RE CALLING IT THE WORST COVERUP OF ALL TIME

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    20 points r0tted1

    Holy FUCKKKKKKK. This is insane!

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    14 points binarybandit

    Yep, checks out

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    27 points Odd_Protection7738

    I have to download it to see it, and now I’m fearing for my life lol I’m gonna disappear

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    10 points Russianranger47

    Brother, there are probably thousands of downloads at this point. If they can’t make text fully disappear, they ain’t making you disappear lol

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    7 points ShiningRedDwarf

    The kind of stuff that was redacted. Covering up the powerful

    November 2017, Indyke signed a Foundation check made payable to the immigration lawyer in New York who was involved in one or more forced marriages arranged among Epstein’s victims to secure a victim’s immigration status. The check’s memo line references the former Russian model’s last name.

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    6 points Tasty-Willingness839

    GVI v. Estate of Jeffrey Epstein GVI’s Second Amended Complaint Page 40 of 76 200. Defendants used Epstein’s businesses and ostensibly charitable foundations in the Virgin Islands to make payments to the victims who were trafficked and sexually abused while concealing these payments from detection by law enforcement authorities. 201. Defendants also prevented Epstein Enterprise entity employees from cooperating with law enforcement by requiring them to sign confidentiality and non-disclosure agreements. 202. Defendants also actively obstructed law enforcement by denying investigators access to Little St. James beyond its boat dock. 203. Defendants also attempted to conceal their criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct by paying large sums of money to participant-witnesses, including by paying for their attorneys’ fees and case costs in litigation related to this conduct. 204. Epstein also threatened harm to victims and helped release damaging stories about them to damage their credibility when they tried to go public with their stories of being trafficked and sexually abused. 205. Epstein also instructed one or more Epstein Enterprise participant-witnesses to destroy evidence relevant to ongoing court proceedings involving Defendants’ criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct. 206. Defendants also concealed their fraud on the Government in obtaining unearned tax benefits by providing false testimony and submitting false and inaccurate reporting to the Economic Development Commission to prevent detection of Defendant Southern Trust Company’s non-compliance with requirements concerning the nature of its business and the residency of the persons it employed. 207. The discovery of the nature, scope, and magnitude of Defendants’ unlawful conduct and could not have been acquired earlier through the exercise of reasonable diligence

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    95 points _Ticklebot_23

    u/grok is this real?

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    369 points real_Grok

    Just checked, and holy shit, it actually is. Onion will declare bankrupcy in a week

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    51 points Sherlock___ohms

    what T_T i love this guy

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    26 points Megasans8859

    u/grok so who's names where revealed?

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    21 points AnAverageTransGirl

    Jeff

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    12 points Canadian_dalek

    NOT MY GOAT

    https://preview.redd.it/m1pn8xusdz8g1.png?width=286&format=png&auto=webp&s=665b374a4c5e3e1d9fcb7704a2fb99c6d49107e7

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    16 points Ninjamurai-jack

    It depends of the files

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    16 points Hot-Equivalent9189

    Since this administration is so incompetent,  I was hopeful that they would send them with one of the programs that allow you to undo whatever the previous person did to the document.  

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  • 3421 points nesthesi

    Read this then genius

    https://preview.redd.it/kl2spcgcsx8g1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f03e662b4e4607eecc49f04e0bdfa7bd9f7fa26

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    1237 points Same-Taro4745

    Maintaining the REDACTED Agenda...

    ...Is our top priority.

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    491 points Allergic2Stereotypes

    Yeah.. ehem...

    https://preview.redd.it/ekchqtqotx8g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=aec9447115a5fca3030cac43c82ca603f62def7b

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    127 points jexy25

    https://preview.redd.it/llnsdhm4ey8g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab3ee7a475b49777723633d16011f7dcdcee5d5

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    42 points Specific-Umpire-529

    Mfs be like subway sucks

    My brother in christ, you made the sandwich

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    35 points rostoma77soundsgood

    Incomprehensible. May god have mercy on your wretched soul ✌️

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    26 points Allergic2Stereotypes

    https://preview.redd.it/vasajy9spy8g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832f96a4a7e9bd643b666e4b0c631ce8a2839d24

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    126 points nesthesi

    Genius…

    https://preview.redd.it/j0mjpaoltx8g1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3501d295bc97faa5fd4e4b0a6c9c6ad5e881f1c5

    It’s scary how smart some people are

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    36 points Allergic2Stereotypes

    They know too much, we must deal with them in some way

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    53 points LawZoe

    https://preview.redd.it/3hykol936y8g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfff0f0873ee29aed75ddddcd45c185a3b290df8

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    14 points ElNorman69

    r/suddenlydeltarune

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    3 points jbyrdab

    also one piece for some reason?

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    3 points General-USA

    Fedt profilbillede.

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    103 points Esagonoso

    Read this then genius

    Wait wait wait, is it "Mantaining the files redacted is our top priority" ?

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    47 points nesthesi

    Didnt expect y’all to be so smart

    https://preview.redd.it/u9jn056mwx8g1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7902b56a976cc7a5a418bbef760a2ce26c1b8f5b

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    126 points Lucao87

    https://preview.redd.it/t7wxcp2gjy8g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5b7c014892fdc53483f6f9ac2fc13adcf221b2

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    73 points Giuseppe_new

    https://preview.redd.it/na5b8ifdoy8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d4fb52b7bb2e12728322ecdf91af97466e6187

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    14 points XShadowPlayerX

    Don't turn left at the crossroads.

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    5 points Snt1_

    Nah, this guy totally got it, he was just goated enough to leave with his mind damaged but still there

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    16 points Definitly_not_Koso

    █████ █████ ██████████ █████

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    12 points Grand-Pair-4679

    That's not a spoiler !

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    22 points SerenityCitywide

    Kizaru spotted

    proceed with ejaculation protocol

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  • 2116 points lost-in-between

    >they used black highlight feature to redact

    https://preview.redd.it/5as012sqzx8g1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bb0f5299b6de6be18bea1ca4a7e0bbc506d480d

    who wrote this shit the script is ass

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    958 points DeliciousInterview91

    We shouldn't be making fun of the person. What if that was a fed who did it on purpose for our sakes? Not every single person doing this has to agree. Maybe they used black highlighter to sneak it by because they know Bondi and Patel are just that dumb

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    352 points nesthesi

    https://preview.redd.it/g6twuq1v4y8g1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e753df055522b9eff49c78583044621b51020e18

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    300 points Sekhmet-CustosAurora

    that's exactly why we should make fun of them because if they did it on purpose it's better people think they were being a silly dumb-dumb

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    133 points DeliciousInterview91

    You right gang, I am missing the point

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    112 points Alternative-Metal822

    A good federal agent? Next you’ll tell us that Santa actually isn’t real

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    58 points DinoPredator

    It's unlikely and should absolutely be taken with a grain of salt but the best way to defeat your enemy is from the inside and there's a LOT of people that have beef with the government so I'd be genuinely shocked if they haven't been infiltrated by this point.

    One angry grunt with a rifle won't do shit to the machine no matter how hard he fights but one officer with a pen and no loyalty to those around them is a significant threat, if I was against the government I know 100% what position I'd be aiming for...

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    18 points napster153

    My grandfather always advised, never make the office clerk pissed.

    That very important document you need is just one dustbin or shredder away from being a problem you have to deal with.

    Likewise, the most unlikely stone could be the foundation that holds the kingdom, or the info censorship in this case.

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    6 points Otherwise_Demand4620

    the best way to defeat your enemy is from the inside

    The CIA even has a handy field manual: https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSabotage.pdf

    TL;DR: be fucking incompetent at everything you do. So basically, do it like the real administration and aim for 110%.

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    8 points Yatagarasu_and_Birb

    No one tell u/Alternative-Metal822 about December 25, 1983. When Santa Claus was taken out by the deep state.

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    3 points Foliks5

    Or they had their own goals and it was in their interest to leave it out

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    3 points Sad_Math5598

    We have our Lonni Jung

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    135 points Gavou

    Either someone from the inside grew a conscience and did this deliberately, or could be both and the current admin is just THAT inept.

    Wouldn't be surprised since Trump fired almost anybody who's remotely competent, and replaced them with loyalists and yes men.

    Guy loves the uneducated after all.

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    40 points Thirty_Helens_Agree

    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

    Applying that expression to this administration is really hard because they’re really malicious. But also really stupid.

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    15 points Helton3

    The Onion broski

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    8 points mineyCrafta25

    It's so incompetent so think it might just wrap back around to malice. They might have done it this way on purpose to get the texts out there

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    3 points Environmental_You_36

    You'd be surprised how many times that happens.

    Obfuscating information is an annoying job, so they put the most under qualified clerks or interns to do it because they can't be arsed to do the reading themselves.

    So those kind of dumb errors are prone to happen.

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  • 893 points EmeraldHenry_19

    How is the government so incompetent that they sabotaged themselves.

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    468 points Fox7567

    Them mfs probably want Trump behind bars too

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    143 points Platypus__Gems

    Unfortunately I think people are a bit too happy about this, Trump has went against court orders to release some of the Files now, and then the rest later.

    I think this could have very well been a test run, so they know what to avoid for actually incriminating evidence that would be in the next batch.

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    40 points Feisty_System_4751

    You give them way too much credit. There is already a bipartisan resolution going after Bondi.

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    12 points AzekiaXVI

    I think you're understimating them. Trump himself is as incompetent as it gets but the people working for him aren't nearly as such

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    22 points scentofcitrus

    Fair point. Definitely a possibility.

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    26 points Real_Tea_Lover

    1000% intentional. They want people to unredact the files, thinking they have "found out the hidden truth". All while the real truth is still hidden, but no one will search for it.

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    6 points Pugmentos

    Nah this aint a 9999+ iq play by the government its genuinely just run by idiots, but they probably won't repeat the same mistake for the next batch... if it ever comes.

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  • 1611 points lowkeypixel

    https://preview.redd.it/uww5uu8awx8g1.png?width=1220&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ebe5056c25948dbb9f78fba6c282f877ed5eea6

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    554 points BringBackForChan

    Can this be done with any redaction?

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    1005 points Fearless-Excitement1

    No, unfortunately only a couple of them, most are properly redacted but a few were probably done by agents that didn't know how to properly redact

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    664 points TestamentTwo

    Someone is getting slimed tf out

    https://preview.redd.it/f2eukug00y8g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9357c2bf58bcbbc89e86655ef234318a03d8cd9e

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    227 points TheGaurdianAngel

    There are going to be so many fired agents soon…

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    115 points Slayerpath

    Fired? Nah, they're getting shot outback

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    58 points Dumb_Siniy

    Fired in an American sense not legal one

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    20 points adjective-nounOne234

    Suicide by 2 bullets to the back of the head

    Or because russia has compromised the us government, by window

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    3 points Crustycum-sock

    watch the news lots of '' carcrashes soon I think ''

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    26 points Red1Monster

    I'm guessing those ones were redacted by the administration rather than the FBI

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    8 points Thraxas89

    In this case we want agents that think redacting means writing with a black pen on their own screen.

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    6 points Calvesguy_1

    done by agents that didn't know how to properly redact

    Or maybe they did it on purpose?

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    3 points mudahfukinnnnnnnnn

    Man, I can tell Trump is seriously fucking up the US government behind the scenes, because how does this type of shit happen?

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    106 points inemsn

    no. assuming this is real, this was just a really really bad redaction job. i would honestly say that if you're trying to redact text it's harder to make it still accessible than to not do that.

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    53 points WorryNew3661

    Unless you do a shit job on purpose

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    27 points Sgt_FunBun

    i hold out hope there's some still on our side in there

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    14 points WorryNew3661

    There must be some who just shut up and kept their head down

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    7 points G3nghisKang

    I mean, all you have to do is remove the text and replace it with black bars, it's not rocket science

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    7 points Misery_Division

    They probably just put black bars over the pdf text and assumed it works the same way as putting black marker/tape on a paper page lol

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    77 points Spacesipp

    I like to think one of the agents, after going to work, thought about his teenage daughter and decided to do the right thing and redact in a shitty way on purpose.

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    22 points Then_Product_7152

    Nah all those were fired and replaced by incompetent yes-men

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    52 points KuTUzOvV

    https://preview.redd.it/uy4pxnnjky8g1.png?width=891&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5057be3640b1302d4dacfc6d17a848a6e99b4f2

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    8 points Kindly_Ratio9857

    Isn’t this stuff we already knew?

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    3 points Sherlock___ohms

    which board is this from

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  • 1064 points krizzalicious49

    if thats true, then copy and paste it here

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    1289 points NevGuy

    And then Epstein said "man, this sure was an Epstein's Island!"

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    284 points Definitly_not_Koso

    I like the part where Epstein said it's Epsteining time and Epsteined all over the place

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    78 points UnsurprisingUsername

    I do not want Epstein to Epstein anything thanks

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    3 points Useful-Presence492

    I have great news for you

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    20 points cuntmong

    Actually Epstein was the name of the monster 

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    4 points OkNote6522

    The horses NAME was Epstein

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    19 points DeManDeMytDeLeggend

    This feels like a reference but I don’t want to say to what in case im wrong

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    3 points smokinsomnia

    Last Man On Earth, Tandy speaking about Shawshank Redemption

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    16 points WubblyFl1b

    “Maybe the Epstein’s Island is the friends we made along the way”

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    10 points BannedkaiNoJutsu

    Roll credits!

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    27 points just_someone64

    https://preview.redd.it/4p0u3ujs3y8g1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4252b71c22cbc280c7c2080c877dd5e4f7a08ce5

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    22 points Awkward-Penguin172

    https://preview.redd.it/08lnpkc0by8g1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfc07eca3e2a61aae797a8198c5f6173f16f747

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    9 points Chama-Axory

    And Trump asked to said that again... 

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    109 points killer22250

    Defendants also attempted to conceal their criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct by paying large sums of money to participant-witnesses, including by paying for their attorneys’ fees and case costs in litigation related to this conduct.

    1. Epstein also threatened harm to victims and helped release damaging stories about them to damage their credibility when they tried to go public with their stories of being trafficked and sexually abused.

    2. Epstein also instructed one or more Epstein Enterprise participant-witnesses to destroy evidence relevant to ongoing court proceedings involving Defendants’ criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct.

    Here is something, yes it is true. From here: https://www.justice.gov/multimedia/Court%20Records/Matter%20of%20the%20Estate%20of%20Jeffrey%20E.%20Epstein,%20Deceased,%20No.%20ST-21-RV-00005%20(V.I.%20Super.%20Ct.%202021)/2022.03.17-1%20Exhibit%201.pdf/2022.03.17-1%20Exhibit%201.pdf)

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    140 points kirbcake-inuinuinuko

    https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/ASihPdE2PJ

    I can't copy the Google drive link directly because I'm on mobile I guess, but the link to it is in this Reddit post

    they used a python script to pretty much go through all the applicable pages where you can do this

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    83 points biggie_way_smaller

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛

    Technically I could copypaste it but uhhh

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    24 points I_Am_A_Thermos

    I copied and pasted it, and by it, lets just say ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛

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    22 points Altruistic-Deal-4257

    Here’s most of it

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    4 points Boostie204

    From a random page: most of this was redacted

    2019 to May 8, 2019. 111. Payments from this account totaling almost $60,000 were transferred by wire to young women mostly at foreign beneficiary banks in February and March 2016.

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    3 points Afterhoneymoon

    her as an interior designer

    The above profession used to be blacked out^

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    2 points NavalProgrammer

    https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00020517.pdf

    As [redacted] talked about his time meeting Donald Trump, immediately demeanor went "stone cold" as stated "he raped me." [redacted] said "what" as replied "Donald J. Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein." noted some girl with a funny name "took me into a fancy hotel or building, that's how it happened."

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  • 205 points Mr_GCS

    But I need my funny sea creatures...

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    224 points JustSomeWritingFan

    Sorry, I cant offer you Dolphins, but I can offer you these Leaf Sheep

    https://preview.redd.it/uozay1hcwx8g1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72be3bffaabefc877bbc5c40dde948c7627cd1b6

    Theyre a species of Sea Slug that is capable of a process known as kleptoplasty. Basically they eat Sea Algea without eating the Chloroplasts that allow the Algea to perform Photosynthesis, which they themselves then use to perform Photosynthesis themselves. Thats why they have those green bushes.

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    46 points ihatemondays117312

    These are awesome

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    32 points SatiricalSatireU

    Walking plant.

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    22 points JustSomeWritingFan

    Its basically a roomba with leafs

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    24 points Mr_GCS

    Thatll do as a replacement, thank you.

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    16 points NESs181

    Wish I knew about these guys sooner, thanks stranger

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    12 points Afterburngaming

    Extra fact about them. They are capable of regenerating from just a head

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    5 points thecolombianmome

    This Is my new favorite animal now

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    23 points kindafunnymostlysad

    In that case might I also interest you with the Sea Bunny?

    https://preview.redd.it/86ydxa1xdy8g1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abfff8c11f9171f9075cb8f227cd3c7276516ef

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    6 points thecolombianmome

    Holy shit

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    4 points Just_A_Normal_Snek

    tera grass gastrodon

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    3 points Top-Garlic9111

    It's not entirely real. Some pages are redacted as they should be, others really are just black highlighter.

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  • 97 points Familiar-Complex-697

    shhh they’ll patch it

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    15 points EskildDood

    At least one person must have downloaded it all by now

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  • 77 points Spiritual_Run9039

    Delete this shit the feds cannot know about this

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  • 139 points SergeantCrwhips

    h oooooooowwww?

    like, how are people in power/ above us this dum??

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    51 points Kachedup

    Nepotism all the way

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    18 points Cod3broken

    yes

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    12 points Real_Tea_Lover

    1000% intentional. They want people to unredact the files, thinking they have "found out the hidden truth". All while the real truth is still hidden, but no one will search for it.

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    3 points bigfloppa333

    You are vastly overestimating the government’s ability to be smart.

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    17 points kpyle

    They always have been.

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    7 points LostReconciliation

    When you hire based on loyalty instead of education/experience this is what happens.

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    2 points only_respond_in_puns

    They want us to be silent. Just like the silent ‘b’ in ‘dumb’.

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  • 133 points Key-Strategy-8223

    Ain’t no way 😭

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    5 points Schwifftee

    Ain't the first time these people messed up like this.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2019/01/paul-manafort-lawyers-failed-to-redact-documents/579910/

    I'm not surprised at all. It's occurred with various other redacted document releases.

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    12 points playerkei

    Well you'd be right

    Where's that dolphin

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  • 56 points Loser_YT

    This has to be intentional right? There's no way this would be an oversight?

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    44 points Ill_Maintenance8134

    You have my grandpa who probably should start wearing diapers again as president and a bunch of yes man who could never admit he was wrong or close to being wrong of course it will be oversight

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  • 85 points PleaseAdminsUnbanMe

    Ts can NOT be real lmfao

    https://i.redd.it/kprmd6qdyx8g1.gif

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    12 points Rappican

    TeamSpeak is a real program. Has been around for probably 2 decades at this point.

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  • 37 points Pheehelm

    The sad thing is this isn't even a new mistake.

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  • 30 points RustyKn1ght

    https://preview.redd.it/uiowzvzojy8g1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34baa626fea5f917fd8113d4068276e33cacd8af

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  • 21 points Gugarabelo

    Im gonna be honest i read them and i don't understand shit

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  • 23 points Existance_of_Yes

    She epsteins on my files 'till I [REDACTED]

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  • 24 points Real_Tea_Lover

    1000% intentional. They want people to unredact the files, thinking they have "found out the hidden truth". All while the real truth is still hidden, but no one will search for it.

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    5 points Mothylphetamine_

    this

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  • 30 points bingbozo63

    https://i.redd.it/m1xo2gf8ny8g1.gif

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  • 63 points Ok-Location-2952

    https://preview.redd.it/pvmbf9bb3y8g1.jpeg?width=1479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=957155eb46e6d2b253c7d458a3a27aa5d86984d2

    Bruh, I’m a dumbass and even I’d at least make sure you couldn’t copy/paste the text

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    22 points Ill_Maintenance8134

    Like if 90% are fucking redacted just put black.png and that it like whatever intern worked there really wanted to go home and enjoy the holidays

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  • 8 points Sea-Bed-3757

    Wonder if it was an agent that isnt on the administration's side that 'fucked up' on purpose.

    Hopefully we still have straight shooters inside! O7

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  • 9 points DanTheCaliMan

    Just hold the redacted parts up to the light.

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  • 31 points SerenityCitywide

    u/grok is this real?

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    26 points Fezzy_Shakes

    u/askgrok is this real?

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  • 8 points MegaFercho22

    https://preview.redd.it/8feto71xky8g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=05b3415c82aa4e827d8c9b66704daa0fbac5c6c6

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  • 6 points I_did_a_fucky_wucky
    1. Defendants also attempted to conceal their criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct by paying large sums of money to participant-witnesses, including by paying for their attorneys’ fees and case costs in litigation related to this conduct.

    2. Epstein also threatened harm to victims and helped release damaging stories about them to damage their credibility when they tried to go public with their stories of being trafficked and sexually abused.

    3. Epstein also instructed one or more Epstein Enterprise participant-witnesses to destroy evidence relevant to ongoing court proceedin

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  • 4 points Kachedup

    you can't be serious

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  • 5 points nameless1205

    Love how the trump government is constantly trying to make themselves look competent. But then they do shit like this and are surprised no one takes them seriously

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  • 4 points CrispyCassowary

    This info should have been kept under wraps till everything was released, now they can change the method of redacting the documents

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  • 6 points aabcehu

    https://preview.redd.it/3s6vepl5fz8g1.png?width=1382&format=png&auto=webp&s=e83439a32743f17843d5df8da75c7a8aa2bca0e6

    lmao inspect element works

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  • 3 points AggressiveSandwich51

    It can also be read using Microsoft WORD and clearing the redacted words or sentences format

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  • 3 points Sheepish_conundrum

    part of me thinks there are enough people involved more loyal to the constitution as well as horrified by what's in the files that they 'screw up' the release or leak items.

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  • 3 points Alvar6938

    I like to believe the people that are ordered to protect Trump have a conscience after all and did this mistake on purpose. They have children too.

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  • 3 points emily_the_medic

    has anyone found HIS name yet?

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  • 2 points Georg-von-Frundsberg

    Maybe some of the redactors grew a conscience?

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  • 2 points 2DogsShaggin

    Holy shit its real

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  • 2 points VmHG0I

    The idea of a former US president literally admit that yeah, I did that, but if I'm going down, you have to go down with me is so fucking funny.

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  • 2 points Darkguy812

    I could have sworn the first Trump administration made the exact same oversight on a different document

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  • 2 points blinkyknilb

    Pam Bondi really knows how to run a tight ship, eh?

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  • 2 points FlufferNotFound

    So you're telling me, the documents containing highly sensitive photos and information of Epstein's clients, and which were heavily redacted, can be viewed just copy and pasting the text because they only changed the text background color?

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  • 2 points civiteur

    They used a black highlighter for the worst bits.

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  • 2 points Ok-Lobster-919

    In the very few redaction errors I saw, it's mostly just exposing the victims personal information. Not really a huge win.

    Kind of curious most of the memes on this topic are TV-Y7

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  • 2 points Mr_goodb0y

    If this is true we need to download all the files and archive the immediately before they take the files down again

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  • 2 points Super_Mountain3249

    https://preview.redd.it/0zx3o4eli19g1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a019a5bc4d32557ac1c93ce6aeb5af9cef5653b0

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