School bathrooms are genuinely the closest thing to hell on earth
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  • 106 points nesthesi

    Reminds me of the time I found a syringe in my school bathroom. Honestly? Better than shit on the walls

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    35 points Big_Philosophy_3517

    thats unfortunate but not suprising

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    10 points DontMindMe_J

    Eh, not by very much.

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    7 points The_Human_Limit

    i found mystery pills in my school bathroom. they were just in the sink.

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    11 points Impossible-Report797

    What a waste honestly

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    5 points Alienaffe2

    I found a broken egg inside the toilet today.

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    9 points nesthesi

    at least thats flushable

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    5 points poetcucumber

    Okay, who in their right mind is shooting up in a fucking school bathroom? School is the last place I wanna get high in!

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    1 points _LemonEater_

    I walked into the bathroom and saw a toilet lid on the sink. You had to flip it open to be able to wash your hands

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  • 41 points No_Bluebird_1368

    I remember in my school people would stuff food in urinals and toilet bowls.

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    17 points Impossible-Report797

    Why tho

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    32 points bananapeeljazzy

    Toilets were hungry

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    15 points skitz6969

    Soup

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    6 points average-bassplayer

    Soup

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    6 points big_titty_guy

    Soup

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    3 points No_Bluebird_1368

    No idea.

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    7 points randomhornidiot

    Oh my god yours too?

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    3 points No_Bluebird_1368

    Yeah! Did you also have people vaping?

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    4 points randomhornidiot

    Yeah but I only saw like 4 times at the most

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    3 points Theresafoxinmygarden

    Nah we just had people piss up the walls, wank, shag occasionally, and vape.

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    2 points LawAshamed6285

    I once found a single pear in a urinal and never went to the toilet there again

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  • 58 points Awkward-Plum6241

    School bathrooms are like a new biome, you got countless hazards to go through and clogged toilets

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  • 20 points Tsunamicat108

    vape smoke

    https://preview.redd.it/z2kf5hk24v6g1.png?width=1415&format=png&auto=webp&s=68902557738393b8d868fd89e07a56b016c77184

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  • 20 points Rengi_30

    https://preview.redd.it/jrskrx4a5v6g1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3689752160d0ca4eac78c5075a704a3851cd142a

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  • 20 points Wimpy_Rock19

    https://preview.redd.it/y5iay3287v6g1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=816b0737adeebbc7305a1556559f88a8c04342e5

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    17 points randomhornidiot

    Why is the calligraphy so good

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  • 42 points myhandsmydirective

    i haven't entered a school bathroom in like 3 years
    the male bathroom in my school is YELLOW
    FUCKING YELLOW

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    8 points CubeTThrowaway

    How do you know if it's yellow then?

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    6 points app08

    A yellow bathroom seems like the kind of thing people would talk about

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    5 points myhandsmydirective

    https://preview.redd.it/vmqfuyld4w6g1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b9c241ca73e06e9a81244a8d5f5260076419fac

    third worlder problems man

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    3 points CubeTThrowaway

    Holy fucking shit. How did they build three stalls unequal in size (unless the big middle one is inaccurate and not to scale). How do they make only one sink and put it there. How are the mirror and sink so far apart, you can't even see both at the same time. How the fuck is there not a row of sinks on the wall opposite the stalls instead of that. If you're not building a fourth stall at least put some paper towel dispenser therr

    My condolences.

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  • 12 points Weenie_Lubs_U

    Real ones draw Kilroys.

    https://preview.redd.it/18enmoyb9v6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f295bb779bb1f693c751d7d7bb7228b61002838

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  • 10 points Relevant-Movie1132

    I’m a wamen so it’s mostly just people leaving food & drink all over the place and making loud obnoxious conversation. People writing insults on the wall is mostly in the past I think, though there is the occasional vaper as well.

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  • 9 points RoyalHappy2155

    I've always refused to use any school or public bathrooms after the shit (literally) I've seen in there

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    2 points SerenityCitywide

    HAIIIIIIII HB!!!!!!!!!!! :3

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    3 points RoyalHappy2155

    OwO

    Haiii!!!

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    2 points SerenityCitywide

    how are you? :3

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    2 points RoyalHappy2155

    Good and u :3

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    2 points SerenityCitywide

    broke up with my gf

    https://preview.redd.it/9svl83cgqx6g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e257af7f1159ebf2b119b14c79744ae7fe73b94

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    2 points RoyalHappy2155

    NOOOOOOOOO

    Aw man 3: what happened?

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    2 points SerenityCitywide

    I don't wanna talk about it

    it happened last week

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    2 points RoyalHappy2155

    Understandable

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    1 points SerenityCitywide

    can I have a hug? :(

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  • 7 points Godzilla_R0AR

    Things I've found in one (yes one single) school bathroom:

    - Piss & Shit on the floor

    - An entire Big Gulp slushie on the floor spilled all around the place

    - A Ramen cube put into the sink with the water still on

    - The obligatory vapers

    - Popcorn on the floor

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  • 7 points anothershadowbann

    Its either piss and shit everywhere, toilet paper around the bowl, or both

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  • 5 points super_mario_fan_

    I heard from a student that last quarter, someone was jerking off at the urinal using 2 hands.

    Personally, worst thing I saw was puke on the bathroom floor (the bathroom was locked for the rest of the day).

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    10 points SerenityCitywide

    AT THE URINAL??????

    dawg at least jerk off in the stalls where it's locked

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    3 points app08

    I knew a guy who jerked off in those little study rooms they had in the library. 

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    2 points big_titty_guy

    I once did that in the stall on accident. Wouldn't recommend it.

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  • 6 points MarkDecent656

    Some kid drew actual porn on one of the stall walls with pen

    Was actually well drawn too, took the Janitors a while to clean it off

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  • 6 points franandwood

    https://preview.redd.it/i4p0h3qkcv6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437d9ef1946dce78d0d3cdaaf05376420ca875bd

    From back when I was in High School

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  • 5 points Echo_thehedgehog

    I genuinely want to know the mindset of school bathroom goers, mainly, the ones that fuck it up beyond imagination, like this is indiscriminate too because I've seen firsthand the atrocities of male bathrooms and have DEFINITELY heard some horrid tales from womens bathrooms too, so like, tf goin on? Anybody got an explanation?

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    3 points Kingfisher818

    Because they were scared and stupid kids and ruining something for somebody else gives them a sense of control their families should have given them more of in their personal lives probably

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    1 points cool_name-idk1

    or because teenagers find it funny to do stupid shit

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  • 4 points peng503-NCN

    i don't remember seeing that first one ever

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    10 points SerenityCitywide

    ohhhh we got Mr Fancy pants boarding/private school here /j

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  • 4 points The_Conductor7274

    They stole the soap, set a trash can on fire, and literally blew up a toilet with a firework

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  • 4 points DAWNSTAR-1999

    Y’all remember the pile of dinosaur shit from JP3? Found that in a stall once mixed with toilet paper, it was on the walls too. Genuinely scarring.

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  • 3 points Low_Weekend6131

    School bathrooms are chaos. One time I went into the downstairs bathroom and there was wrestling going on in there, the doors were ripped in half, kids were standing on the toilet watching, lots of vaping, and piss on the floor. Like bro don't you have classes or at least fight somewhere else and let me piss in peace😭🙏. 

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  • 4 points GatoxGalacticos0906

    I go to an art college and like, there are genuine masterpieces on the walls now (also shit from time to time)

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  • 3 points Vito_Assenjo

    To this day I have no idea who taped all those pictures of Shrek up in the girls’ bathroom or why

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  • 3 points Much-Menu6030

    Found a snapped in half dildo once, the poor bastard.

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  • 3 points IncreaseWestern6097

    Why is it that they always have to be so vulgar?

    If you really wanna get people’s attention (and let’s face it, that’s the only reason why people do this,) why not write something esoteric and intriguing?

    For instance: how about a quote from Shakespeare?

    https://preview.redd.it/ck03nqmafv6g1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4bb88f8ee0def72db1e6558212de91141a8da8

    That’ll get people talking.

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  • 3 points JayofTea

    I’m glad my school bathrooms were not as bad as everyone else’s here lol, I don’t think I had a bad experience with a public bathroom until I worked at a chilis

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  • 3 points FatPotato8

    Some kid exploded a pen or some shit today in the bathroom

    https://preview.redd.it/ee6ozxr9kv6g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e741d7e5019248fb65e607946400c49ac06aa757

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  • 2 points Moro-Oro

    The answer would be yes

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  • 2 points DoubleJest

    What about mysterious white liquid (either milk or cum, call it) in the cracks between the tiles?

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  • 2 points Blue_wiz_

    School Lockerrooms are worse

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  • 2 points Lego_Kitsune

    Its always both

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  • 2 points ReliefDry7939

    Once went to school bathroom and someone stole the disable stall door and someone else stole a toilet

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  • 2 points Fomod_Sama

    I'm glad I'm not in school anymore

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  • 2 points BringBackForChan

    https://preview.redd.it/ccqatcfkk07g1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c75f270fb8c895ba25bec3b318d75e5a2d1cd2

    In my school:

    "It is not that easy to get rid of me so easily!" (Yes the repetition is there)

    "And good shitting"

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    1 points SerenityCitywide

    I can already read that without translation lmao

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  • 1 points Pyro_Attack

    At my school, it's hard to find a bathroom that doesn't smell like vape

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  • 1 points _Fraudster_

    someone lit a soap dispenser on fire at my old school.

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  • 1 points Wayfaring_Stalwart

    Someone at my school wrote a cod zombies line on the wall with his shit.

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  • 1 points average-bassplayer

    At least they stopped stealing the soap

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  • 1 points bored-cookie22

    This reminds me of a time in my middle school where someone drew a penis on the wall with poop

    The principal came in and talked about it and I was trying so hard not to laugh because the scenario of “poop penis in bathroom” was too much for me to handle, plus with how serious she was about it

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  • 1 points EyesAreMentToSee333

    Glad this was not the reality when I went to school. God help future generations.

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  • 1 points Nathaniel-Prime

    If the Catholic theological concept of Purgatory is real, I am convinced there is one section that is just one infinite liminal public bathroom.

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  • 1 points Guyman_112

    https://i.redd.it/47c1ka8gyw6g1.gif

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  • 1 points chlorform_sniffer

    damm and all i got was a snake in the toilet idk how did it get in

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  • 1 points CharizardSlash

    They spread a whole deck of fucking Uno cards on the bathroom floor last year 😭😭😭

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  • 1 points PLACE-H0LDER

    One of the stalls at my school had this lmao

    https://preview.redd.it/6yp2xn8dgz6g1.jpeg?width=1840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63feb292b27465d3dba935b1c8f72ccaae2cf94d

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  • 1 points Worried-Caregiver325

    A friend of mine has a sticker on whatsapp of him doing a thumb up next to a toilette with a shit on the edge and the caption "missed target"

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  • 1 points Accurate-Log-8494

    my bathroom once had it's door ripped open (kid had to pay 2 thousand dollars for it btw), had like THREE seats torn off, and had the upper portion of a wall bombarded with wet toilet paper.

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