It's a weekday. You're out having a coffee, getting caught up on work, firing off some emails, and getting caught up on that big project.
The door opens. She walks in. The sunlight backs her raven black hair and you find yourself lost to the rest of the world, bewitched by her sudden appearance.
You can't help it. You have to talk to her. You hate bothering people, especially in a space like this. She's probably there just to have a coffee and relax. But today you're breaking your usual stance. Today you're taking the chance, because you'll kick yourself at what might've been if you don't.
So you walk over. You calm your nerves and gather your thoughts, and you say hello. And, maybe just a little bit shockingly, she says hello. You introduce yourself. She does the same. You're trying not to let your brain convince you there's already a spark, but your heart is telling you there absolutely is.
So you're talking about what she's reading, what you're working on. You skip over the mundane weather conversation because there's so much else you both find out are shared interests.
By the time you look at your watch, you realize you're half an hour late getting back to the office. And you know what? You don't care. You're willing to get yelled at by the boss if she's willing to chat for a few more minutes.
Finally, she says she needs to run. But, she thoroughly enjoyed the conversation. She appreciated your kindness, your interest in her thoughts and opinions. And she, with a little bit of hesitation and shyness that you detect in her shaky voice, asks if you might be interested in meeting up again in the future. Your heart rate picks up. You feel yourself react, but you keep your cool. "Of course," you tell her, writing your digits out on a napkin while focusing every ounce of your energy into keeping your hands from shaking while you do.
You get home. You go through that age old question of "how long do I wait?" And your subconscious answers for you: not at all. You take ten minutes to perfectly construct that text that tells her how nice it was to meet her, how much you enjoyed the conversation, how you've been thinking about that one thing she said all day, and how you would love to meet her for dinner at that little Indian restaurant that came up and that you both love.
And she responds in seconds, saying she feels the same way and wants the same thing.
Your brain is racing. Your heart is beating. You feel like you've just truly stumbled into something special, something that could last forever.
You lay down in bed. You open up your phone, deciding to scroll social media for a few minutes to distract yourself long enough to calm down and fall asleep.
........and then you see this. And it all ends before it even starts.
She constantly fetishizes children. Ever sound she uses is a young girls voice, while dressing in a way that says “Look I’m cute, but not totally innocent” if that makes sense.
There's nothing cute about this bullshit. The it's infuriating and people who watch and encouraged this should be institutionalized in a Rubber Room tied to a bed
If I recognize her correctly, she's a satirist. It being done ironically makes it a lil better in my eyes. Not sure about the rest of this community tho
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She needs to see an optometrist instead of filming shit
It's not cute it's disturbing
Age regression is scary. Fuckin chomos
Nah that's ddlg/ abdl you're talking about...
I’m not even kidding. This could be a creative type of torture.
Nope, it's not cute, at all.
Time to suck a revolver.
Me next!
You have to do me first! I'm worried I won't have the guts to pull the trigger😭
Alr
Thanks man.
Use a captive bolt gun pain less if the head shot from a revolver isn't a killing blow somehow
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Nothing now choose heads or tails call it
Kill me now.
These are not cute. You look fucking stupid, grow the fuck up.
Luckily op didn't blur her account name so tell her from there
All the faith in humanity, i hardly reclaimed over the last few weeks, is gone within a few seconds.
Gain it back you don't want those thoughts of ending the human race like how I did from losing hope in humanity once
r/cringepurgatory comes to mind.
Gonna hang myself after this
It's a weekday. You're out having a coffee, getting caught up on work, firing off some emails, and getting caught up on that big project.
The door opens. She walks in. The sunlight backs her raven black hair and you find yourself lost to the rest of the world, bewitched by her sudden appearance.
You can't help it. You have to talk to her. You hate bothering people, especially in a space like this. She's probably there just to have a coffee and relax. But today you're breaking your usual stance. Today you're taking the chance, because you'll kick yourself at what might've been if you don't.
So you walk over. You calm your nerves and gather your thoughts, and you say hello. And, maybe just a little bit shockingly, she says hello. You introduce yourself. She does the same. You're trying not to let your brain convince you there's already a spark, but your heart is telling you there absolutely is.
So you're talking about what she's reading, what you're working on. You skip over the mundane weather conversation because there's so much else you both find out are shared interests.
By the time you look at your watch, you realize you're half an hour late getting back to the office. And you know what? You don't care. You're willing to get yelled at by the boss if she's willing to chat for a few more minutes.
Finally, she says she needs to run. But, she thoroughly enjoyed the conversation. She appreciated your kindness, your interest in her thoughts and opinions. And she, with a little bit of hesitation and shyness that you detect in her shaky voice, asks if you might be interested in meeting up again in the future. Your heart rate picks up. You feel yourself react, but you keep your cool. "Of course," you tell her, writing your digits out on a napkin while focusing every ounce of your energy into keeping your hands from shaking while you do.
You get home. You go through that age old question of "how long do I wait?" And your subconscious answers for you: not at all. You take ten minutes to perfectly construct that text that tells her how nice it was to meet her, how much you enjoyed the conversation, how you've been thinking about that one thing she said all day, and how you would love to meet her for dinner at that little Indian restaurant that came up and that you both love.
And she responds in seconds, saying she feels the same way and wants the same thing.
Your brain is racing. Your heart is beating. You feel like you've just truly stumbled into something special, something that could last forever.
You lay down in bed. You open up your phone, deciding to scroll social media for a few minutes to distract yourself long enough to calm down and fall asleep.
........and then you see this. And it all ends before it even starts.
More like crack overdose. This is legit how crackheads act lol.
She constantly fetishizes children. Ever sound she uses is a young girls voice, while dressing in a way that says “Look I’m cute, but not totally innocent” if that makes sense.
Blow up her car
There's nothing cute about this bullshit. The it's infuriating and people who watch and encouraged this should be institutionalized in a Rubber Room tied to a bed
The eyes scares the jeepers out of me
I could suck beer like a dick.
Smash, next
This shit should be illegal.
Dumbest fucking shit
Oh my god I fucking hate it
What is this song thing even from and why do so many of these people do this?
It should be illegal for adults to pretend to be kids
New group weirdfacefunnyrm
i know ive already posted there
If I recognize her correctly, she's a satirist. It being done ironically makes it a lil better in my eyes. Not sure about the rest of this community tho
Satire or not this is still cringe and isn't any better
Totally incorrect. All of her content looks like this. No Satire here.
I must be mistaking her for someone else then. My bad.
I wish you were right.
I’m so scared
Someone married this crackhead?