AI. AI replaces all accounting and tax software. Intuit is $182 Billion valuation. Don’t u think AI easily replaces $1 trilllion of various industries. In one weekend I downloaded how to generate invoices, how to build next gen device circuit boards, basic recurring email for tech support!
Employment report: there’re 10 jobs per person. Unemployment ticking up is a total joke - meant for Fed lowering rates. Local landscapers want $2000 a day and $25000 to cut trees - 2 day job in S Florida. All asset and labor UP
The only saving grace of today is that my AVGO calls don't expire until Friday, so I'll either maybe get lucky the next few days or just watch my money slowly disintegrate. Still can't believe a company with a trillion dollar market cap can rock earnings, give great guidance, and then watch 15-16% of its market cap evaporate in two days.
Want stocks to go up again? Market will have to close green first at least once for that to happen, even if by a penny. C'mon, one solid green 5-min candle and we're there.
Elon did a lame publicity stunt where he had two robotaxis with no one in them and a remote supervisor and Daniel Ives got down on his knees for Elon as he's been paid to do.
I'm going to hold on to my orcl shares that I got assigned on but am selling out of my old man dividend/fixed income half of my port and waiting for the crash. I'm going to play "shannon's demon" and start averaging down and selling on pops. gonna need a second/better paying job unfortunately so I can buy the dips.
Don’t ever tell anyone that futes mean anything lol. Last two weeks proven that they don’t mean shit. 💩
Sold my Netflix calls today for a 40% loss after watching it bleed for a week straight. Gonna go drive off a cliff.
40% is bad not at not as bad as it couldve been if you held. Good on you for cutting the loss
damn GOOGL down and ORCL up?
wen v?
AI. AI replaces all accounting and tax software. Intuit is $182 Billion valuation. Don’t u think AI easily replaces $1 trilllion of various industries. In one weekend I downloaded how to generate invoices, how to build next gen device circuit boards, basic recurring email for tech support!
Bessent: Tariff ruling expected in January
Employment report: there’re 10 jobs per person. Unemployment ticking up is a total joke - meant for Fed lowering rates. Local landscapers want $2000 a day and $25000 to cut trees - 2 day job in S Florida. All asset and labor UP
Emp Report 8.30: whatever report - stocks going up. Traders shoot and then ask questions/or answers in this case. Market over sold.
WMT
Futures starting their pump. Bears starting to sweat
you didnt learn from yesterday?
Hmmmm…
So the trucking industry is collapsing. How would this affect the market?
https://offthefrontpage.com/another-truck-company-goes-bankrupt-and-lays-off-600-drivers/
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SLV to 60.0 before 19-Dec-2025 04:41 PM -05
Remember you only need to gain 62,500$ per day to be a millionaire by 2026. dont worry about taxes
GIVE ME DATA
Tsla going to be worth more then meta🤡
No...no it is not by week end
ive been trained for a 15% drawdown after seeing 30% in one day. bring it on MMs
this man loses money😎
SPY down 0.12%, my port: -2.67%..
I did a 5:05 mile in high school and couldn’t make varsity😭
I was doing 8 miles a day and 12 on the weekends.
Some kids are built different I guess. Id gas out constantly after mile two of 5:20 pace
Maybe built for marathons vs sprinting
My xc team has over 20 guys sub 5 in mile lock in
Yeah I fucking sucked
Ever think about trying harder?
Does anyone want to sell me some APLD calls for a huge discount of this time last week??
Feeling the ber in here. Big pump coming
Ber pumping me from behind 😮
TSLA shorts are looking at me seductively
It's a goodamn succubus!
MM moving from stock market into soybeans
What if we keep having legs down this week?
Just sayin’
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Bagholder spotted.
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Today the overlords decided to cripple all stocks popular among the retail crowd 🤔.
They are harvesting us.
wen rally 🥹
why is it red today?
Why not?
Another terrible fucking day
if you had bought puts, it would've been amazing
Tesla drilling in after hours
Needs to drill much harder for me to be happy. Today was the fakest rigged pump yet.
My portfolio experienced the equivalent of a mass shooting today
The families of the dead don’t find this funny
mass shootings are common in USA
Rddt still moving around after hours
why is it red today?
Why not?
i like red but I just wonder why
Theta ruled today
Not the first hour
Thought msft was having an end of day rally. Nope.
I’m full on WSB Stockholm syndrome — I just wanna see this marketing fucking crash, gimme $600
It's not up, Donnie.
You’re out of your element
What a barcode
Am I turning into a ber? Tesla is giving away free money
Embrace it.
I don't hold AVGO, but damn. Didn't expect that. I expected a rebound today.
My condolences to those who placed calls. I was on the verge this morning.
The only saving grace of today is that my AVGO calls don't expire until Friday, so I'll either maybe get lucky the next few days or just watch my money slowly disintegrate. Still can't believe a company with a trillion dollar market cap can rock earnings, give great guidance, and then watch 15-16% of its market cap evaporate in two days.
I have shares so I know I'll probably be fine but god damn it hurts to have bought in at $397.
APLD evaporating
Holly fuck
Fuck fuck Fuck
This price action is just stop loss hunting around 680.80. Algos are vultures circling the bears and the bulls
Wtf is happening
Based on recent ERs I'm going to go out on a limb and say MU puts
That last candle on pltr to drag it red god damn
Another day NVDA is used to help keep the index flat, don’t be fooled
Honestly if anyone was going to die of TDS it would be me, I’m terminal
Titanic Dick Syndrome? Me too
jeeeesus- APLD RR RKLB ASTS they are all smoked!
Spy almost completely flat the last 3 weeks. Surely somethings gotta give at some point
Bul is ready to surrender, bul is weak unable to endure pain, unlike ber
MCD
tendies coming out of the fryer
lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christmas is cancelled. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
This price action by eod was super easy to predict. It has been like that for a few weeks now.
Adding +1.5% weights every day to my NFLX powerlift training
Is the options game over?
Mommy Barry's and another ATH for GM today. That's 9 of the last 10 days. 18 of the last 20.
Meta dying now
Someone at Yellow Cab needs to pivot to AI and full self driving
This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?
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Did Donny do a weed announcement? Ganja tickers had a blip, I almost got fucked doing a market buy on lotto ticket calls.
Institutions getting revenge on retail right now. But fuck this fake sell off.
Pinned to 680.80 so hard it's insane LMAOOOO
Quick NBIS another 2% to go for the day.
maybe i should just buy spy and chill, seeing it -0,1% meanwhile my port is down 5% lol
What a pos NVDA is
Today has been a complete disaster, I don't know why I don't just go to cash and wait this shit out
What a bloodbath today. Time to go all in
CaWk getting HARD
i like how mag 7 is taking turns with fucking QQQ
What are you doing step TSLA?
What a pile of smoking crap
Kabuki market paper-hand is the way, only scalpers are making money
if you didn’t know now you know
5 min before close increase the spread FOMO
Just a reminder: someone paid 5M in premiums for 12/19 TSLA 500Cs.
bol anooos so gapped it's developing a gravitational pull
I bought APLD calls at -11% today, they’re now down 50% SO FAR
And I was thinking I was the worst today with ASTS calls
God look at that dip, its such a fking joke, I want to leave it alone but it is just so absurd as an equity
Bolz on life support.
Idk why I don't just go all in on tesla.
Seems like it's completely risk free.
The scam defies all logic and gravity.
Spy: -.12% My port: -12%
Regard discovers leverage
Imagine buying tessler at this price jfc
All that volume and we went absolutely nowhere.
Now lets talk seriously who tf trust in bitcoin
oh so we COOKED cooked
You will never win bul
BULLSHIT DAY! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
AVGO sell now while you can
Legitimately, we’re never going to see SOFI over $26 again are we?
Last chance before SPY hits 0
They might as well close the markets from 10:30 AM to 3:45 PM
Look at that silver graph. Its just an unstoppable neverending PAMP forever. Dollar to zero. Silver to infinity.
How is everything Tesla has been talking about doing for the last 10 years not already priced in?
Unbelievable ain't it.... well not really since Elmos is buying his own stock
rugged
MSOS moment of truth
We won.Guh.I give up.
Get out of crypto, like now
Amazon 230 calls cheap af Jan 16
You can wait til next week to get them even cheaper
Want stocks to go up again? Market will have to close green first at least once for that to happen, even if by a penny. C'mon, one solid green 5-min candle and we're there.
Any rolls Royce news?
even SGOV is up 0 percent
Holy shit what happened to APLD
It's just resting
SPY 684c p p p printing 🥳🥳
Me, a wage cuck: 👀
How you feeling, wage cuck?
🤣🤣
I feel weeird. Antibiotics just making me feel bad all over. Woke up from a nap just now after crashing out…
Nah. Antibiotics don't do that. Prolly the infection ramping up. Any fever?
No fever or anything but when I take them (twice a day) my whole body just goes sore and joints hurt… 😢
But still taking the medicine.
Need to be as best as possible to test of Wednesday
Ask Snickers. Immune system ramping up will cause joint pain, but not the antibiotics themselves.....my Mom.
Hmm… I guess it’s gotta be working…. Right?
In other news (I just hit 7 pull ups at the gym) do you think chips will ever be made in the US at scale?
I've got a two liter of Mountain Dew reserve l've been holding on to for when it happens….
ThomasTheTankEngine.meme
I took some guys welcome mat, it was so fucking ugly I pretty much did him a favor ngl
On Wednesday corn will perform seppeku as BoJ raises rates.
75k eod on Wednesday.
😂😂
You have to be an absolute fucking retard not to be fullported in an asset that yields 3% per day.
What’s that?
why silver of course
What’s going on with Tesla? What’s such good news going on with it
Elon did a lame publicity stunt where he had two robotaxis with no one in them and a remote supervisor and Daniel Ives got down on his knees for Elon as he's been paid to do.
absolutely nothing. It’s literally all bad, so of course it rockets 🚀 up
APLD -18% on no news
MARKETS ARE EFFICIENT NOTHING TO SEE HERE
See NBIS make ya feel better
Close by Pin
God I hate corn but guys I need you all to buy as much as you can
When people were saying IREN to $700+ I figured the play was likely over.
So ur completely out of IREN now?
Teslller ..... Evrything Computer 😂😂
I blame Sherron Moore for everything today.
market threatening to kill itself rn
No joke though. Freak the fuck out and panic sell for real now. It's over
Ber army rise up!
RIP Santa Claus :C. #WeAreSantaClaus
I'm going to hold on to my orcl shares that I got assigned on but am selling out of my old man dividend/fixed income half of my port and waiting for the crash. I'm going to play "shannon's demon" and start averaging down and selling on pops. gonna need a second/better paying job unfortunately so I can buy the dips.
we aren't even gonna lick 682's balls before close huh
I genuinely might never recover financially if this dip doesn’t recover
WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING THE DIP
$685 calls the gonna print
We'll be up 1.5% tomorrow because my calls expired today
In the shadows, shreks dong is coiling
Pretty good mix of red and green candles. Isn't that what Xmas is all about?
spy going green for daddy
Santa’s on the warpath
Calls or puts tmr?
Nobody knows. Just check futures before market open and do what futures say.
Grabbed some last minute puts on this quick SPY run back to flat.
The time of the bul is over, the time of the ber has come
Unfortunately, he’s right