From a Facebook ‘pure blood’ dating group. They also included a photo and look exactly what you think poly anti-vaxxers would look like.
  • 184 points [deleted]

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    140 points FromRussiaWithDoubt

    He and his wives looked exactly how I imagined they would.

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    31 points Reluctantagave

    Damn you weren’t lying. That’s basically what I pictured while we reading the nonsense.

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    11 points EatPie_NotWAr

    I pictured…. Methier, but otherwise in the right ballpark

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    28 points TinyRose20

    r/beholdthemasterrace

    No idea if this sub still exists or not but it fits

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    8 points FlameInMyBrain

    Which is as far as possible from his description lmao

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    6 points Human-Engineer1359

    Right!

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    18 points istara

    I’ve found poly throuples etc nearly always look like I expect them to look.

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    -11 points FlameInMyBrain

    I, as a polyamorous woman, can’t wait to find out how you think I’m supposed to look. Hint: neither I nor any poly people I’ve met look like these cultheads.

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    5 points geekyCatX

    I guess people are mixing up polygamy and polyamory here. I like your description as "culthead" for the first category!

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    2 points DesmondTapenade

    Without context, I would've assumed these three are siblings. Also, why do tradfolk seem to be allergic to trimming their hair when the ends start to split?

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    1 points thpineapples

    That is the nicest way to say that.

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    1 points Hawntir

    I imagined him having a red beard, for some reason...

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    53 points GatlingStallion

    And it's all just AI generated trash? Odd coming from what I assume is the prepper survivalist type. Does make me suspect it might just be nonsense all round.

    Edit: and given there are automatic donation options, I think it's just a scam.

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    28 points skiesblood

    This is a gift thank you

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    1 points CaramelGuineaPig

    Pure stinky cheese all the way down. The AI slop-pics, awfully formatted, terrible writing and unabashed textbook narcissism. 

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    27 points Trix_Are_4_90Kids

    If he wants to be poly he doesn’t have to hide behind God to do that. He can just be poly. I mean he’s clearly made his own rules and ain’t following the book anyway.

    That obsession gots to be studied.

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    7 points FlameInMyBrain

    No, please, we don’t want him among us lol

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    21 points Hemmschwelle

    One of his books:

    https://lordredbeard.com/sociopaths-are-necessary-for-civilized-society/

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    3 points terralexisdumb

    Weirdly enough, this is a good read. The rest of his stuff is garbage, but it's interesting to see how his ideas are genuinely thought through in this one.

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    1 points Hemmschwelle

    Have you read a lot in the Pure Blood subculture?

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    1 points terralexisdumb

    I haven't, I'm just commenting on how he actually put effort in this one. The content is still very constrained but he actually bothers with exposition this time.

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    19 points Jasmisne

    Hot damn this guy has so much unearned confidence

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    15 points I_am_AmandaTron

    Unearned? I'm pretty sure you mean god given. 

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    16 points floweringfungus

    Guess the small business is ‘MAN SOAP’. I would not clean a baby bottle with beard shampoo but to each their own.

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    9 points KAugsburger

    That and his "life coaching". I suspect that he isn't getting a ton of takers given that his rate($99/hour) is less than what many real therapists would charge.

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    16 points valerie0taxpayer

    Oh my god there’s a store with mugs bearing his own awful quotes

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    12 points thedamnoftinkers

    Clicked on a blog and at the top I find this:

    Summary: For those who lack the endurance to read what men used to write before attention spans died, Click here the short version

    Well why didn't he say his new girlfriend must love his bloviating? Seems like necessary information.

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    10 points Delphina34

    The sad brown AI thumbnails

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    21 points cardueline

    Feminism and misandry have not gone far enough if a fella like this is strutting around calling himself “lord” 😔

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    4 points NoSleep2023

    Click on “coaching” and go to the bottom, for the review written by (Kevin and) Sarah. Poor Sarah.

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    3 points ShanghaiGoat

    He’s welcome to his life, I don’t want that

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    2 points hellogoawaynow

    😟

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    2 points Euphoric_Banana_5289

    Help me Rhonda he has a website

    well now I better understand his claim of keeping biblical feasts, but am still trying to figure out how he managed to convince two women to have sex with him once, let alone the amount required to have had multiple children. turkey baster and while they were under anesthesia is currently the most probable reason in my mind

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    2 points slightlyacidicguitar

    I was not prepared for how batshit insane that rabbit hole was.

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    1 points overratedpastel

    Ew, not even if I was ugly

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    1 points thpineapples

    And a merch shop

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  • 68 points gardenfella

    On the one hand, they could be the shirt-and-tie polys with their little black nameplates and wifelets in dresses.

    On the other hand, you've got the hobo chic don't trust no gub'ment look.

    Edit: just checked out the website another commenter mentioned. I wasn't expecting half and half, to be fair.

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  • 64 points revolutionutena

    PhD in what? He pay some online place to print him a toy diploma?

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    17 points Nheea

    Phd in male confidence, obviously.

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    9 points NECalifornian25

    Dr of Theological Misogyny

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  • 49 points Ninja_attack

    This is cult and will be a documentary in a few years

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    15 points mydaycake

    Absolutely! Where the fuck in the Bible is polygamy defended?

    I am not arguing in favor of Christianity but polygamy is a big no-no with several instances in the old and New Testaments showing having more than one wife didn’t put you in God’s good side, and having more than two was straight out corruption and paganism

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    26 points bobsmon

    I am in no way supporting this guy, but polygamy was common in the earlier Bible stories. Most all of the adult males had either multiple wives or a wife and a concubine.

    Abraham had three main wives: Sarah, Hagar, and Keturah.

    Jacob had Leah, Rachel plus hand maidens.

    Joseph has only one mentioned though there might have been a first one.

    Moses had Zipporah, the daughter of Jethro from Midian, and an unnamed Ethiopian (Cushite) woman.

    One interesting point about their stories is that the Bible tends to show them as problematic and that is why the practice faded out. But there is nothing in the old testament banning it.

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    1 points hamillhair

    Not all at the same time though. Abraham married Keturah after Sarah died, for example. Moses' two wives are not mentioned together, so it's possible the first died and he remarried.

    The key thing with Biblical polygamy though, as you said, is that while it is never explicitly condemned outright (though there's that verse in Deuteronomy that says the King shouldn't have loads of wives), nothing good is ever said about it and all the polygamous families shown are absolute trainwrecks. I don't think you could read the Bible as saying polygamy is a good thing.

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    2 points emmademontford

    Polygamy is fine, I think it’s Bigamy that isn’t allowed

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    3 points bobsmon

    Sorry, I don't understand your point. Bigamy is only a crime when polygamy is outlawed.

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    2 points CTRexPope

    Welcome to the absurdity of religion

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    6 points hesperoidea

    I was leaning toward the same thought... the man gives me the heebie-jeebies or whatever the fuck you call them. like the reading equivalent of looking into the dead eyes of a shark.

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  • 40 points cardueline

    Straight normie guys on the internet find any definable personality trait about yourself other than having a beard challenge

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    16 points SadAwkwardTurtle

    Easy, hatred. They build their lives around everything they hate. Source: watching my brother go down that path.

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  • 27 points hydracinths

    “He’s Turned My Husband Into a Wannabe Cult Leader!”

    I can’t stand what this so-called “coaching” has done to my husband. I begged him to try real counseling, like something modern, something professional but instead he found this medieval “Lord” who thinks calling women whores and preaching submission is acceptable in the year 2025. Lord Redbeard is a narcissistic, Bible-thumping control freak. he has a god complex and delights in gaslighting. He’s turned my husband into a nut! he thinks he is a patriarch, whatever that’s supposed to mean.

    Now, every conversation turns into a sermon quoting scripture. He doesn’t ask for my opinion anymore; he tells me what’s going to happen. He literally sold my car without even talking to me because, and I quote, “the head of the house decides what’s necessary.” I can’t even recognize him. The “Lord” even told his he could just get another wife if I refused to do my JOB, that’s right he calls being a wife a JOB instead of being equal partners.

    He struts around calm and pretends to be confident while I’m the one losing my mind. The kids suddenly listen to him. They don’t talk back. I hate every second of this. I didn’t marry a “patriarch.” I married Kevin to be equal. But apparently now, I’m supposed to “submit.” It’s infuriating, and yet somehow, he thinks everything is finally in order. Maybe it is. But not for me. I hate this!! — Kevin & Sarah T. – Married 19 Years

    Shining review from his website that honestly makes me think the entire thing is a joke

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  • 17 points Apathetic_Villainess

    Who wants to bet that his non-legal wives are reliant on government support for their family, though, including food stamps?

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    6 points FlameInMyBrain

    I don’t think they’d be eligible even without the marriage if he is the kid’s legal dad.

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    13 points Apathetic_Villainess

    It's something a lot of the FLDS families do.

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    5 points dorkofthepolisci

    Iirc the FLDS families often maintain separate living situations so they are technically (ie legally) separate households.

    If they’re living in the home, with the sperm donor (because let’s be honest, there’s no way this man is an active or involved parent) they’re part of the same household

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    3 points FlameInMyBrain

    I didn’t say it was impossible to find a loophole lol. But at least federal benefits do usually look at the whole household income (including child support), whether people in the household are married or not.

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  • 14 points Ibrakeforsnakes

    They don’t look strong or healthy, they look like they had a few too many Marlboros and Big Macs. None of those pesky vaccines though! 🙄

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  • 14 points pointsofellie

    Who tf would respond to this?

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    4 points Nheea

    Brainwashed cult fans?

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    4 points CaramelGuineaPig

    Psychiatric majors wanting to do their thesis on this ultra strangeness.

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  • 9 points dottiefred

    r/religiousfruitcake

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  • 11 points Punrusorth

    I feel sorry for his children...

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  • 9 points Trix_Are_4_90Kids

    Who is gonna tell him?

    Dat DNA ain’t pure blood. I’m sure he’s been vaxxed and took medicine before too

    Lord Redbeard? Spare me.

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  • 18 points Head_Northman

    Soooo....... where's the photo?

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    10 points yourbiggesthero

    https://lordredbeard.com/

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  • 7 points Jasmisne

    I'm genuinely curious what his business is, and if his patrons have said business know who runs it lol

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  • 13 points hellogoawaynow

    “Only interested in the white women” like that wasn’t completely fucking obvious

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  • 3 points Demonkey44

    Creepy AF!

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  • 7 points ADDSquirell69

    So where's the picture?

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    3 points yourbiggesthero

    https://lordredbeard.com/

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    5 points ADDSquirell69

    Yeah he looks healthy

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    3 points Nheea

    "pure blood" 😂

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  • 3 points LimmerAtReddit

    Do they share surnames too? Surprised if they don't

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  • 2 points manzare

    WTF I have just read.....

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  • 2 points el-thundertaint

    That’s the beard he’s bragging about in his post? Alright then.

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  • 1 points dorkofthepolisci

    I’ve seen this posted elsewhere, and they look related.

    It’s unnerving

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  • 1 points RailRuler

    This is satire/ragebait right?

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  • 2 points impy695

    Age doesn't matter, but you can't be too old, is basically what he said here.

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  • 1 points mikwee

    Holy cult leader

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  • 1 points No_Fig_5587

    So umm, he sounds extremely desperate being the person doesn’t actually have to be unvaxxed. I thought the whole pureblood cult were all about being unvaxxed cause the vaxxed can shed their cooties on them and infect them.

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