Reminds me of 'piss on the poor'
  • 1712 points Palidin034

    How dare you say we should piss on the poor

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    532 points TrueEnder

    what’s the origin of “piss poor” anyway? is it like, you’re so poor all you have is piss? or something else

    2s later edit: oh right, its probably just “this is the quality of piss”

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    377 points farmkidLP

    It apparently originated in the military and was a shortening of "so poor you don't have a pot to piss in" and using the word piss as a way to emphasize, which was common at the time. "Piss-rotton" is another example, meaning really really rotten. Obviously, that one didn't have the same staying power.

    Having covered all of that, I think it would be really funny to do the same thing, but with a positive connotation. "He's piss happy about that promotion!" "The piss joy I felt when I held my baby for the first time was transcendent!"

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    218 points Salt_Blackberry_1903

    Reminds me of this lmao

    https://preview.redd.it/hgqkyiqm46cg1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea271d7b1734abf6bd1a85b95d269baebbea40f4

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    49 points KenUsimi

    Having smelled many a summer outhouse, “piss-rotten” really does conjure an image, lol

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    14 points dishonoredfan69420

    "ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴇɴʟɪɢʜᴛᴇɴ ᴍᴇ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪꜱꜱ ɪɴ?"

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    19 points farmkidLP

    That was the only indoor bathroom a lot of people had before plumbing. No piss pot = no toilet.

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    10 points dishonoredfan69420

    This wasn’t a serious question

    I was just referencing the book Hogfather

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    103 points trapbuilder2

    Piss poor reading comprehension

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    67 points Ineedlasagnajon

    It is a grave insult for you to claim we urinate on the impoverished

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    22 points jbrWocky

    I hope the two of you are joking by misreading that comment 🥀

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    50 points PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

    the origin

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    25 points jbrWocky

    I hope the two of you are joking by misreading that comment 🥀

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    7 points PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

    How dare you say I piss on the poor?! (I was very sleepy at 4 am, that's my excuse)

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    33 points apocopus

    you missed the poor when you pissed

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    17 points Reign_Does_Things

    Did I?

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    11 points sushiflanprincess

    (looks around frantically)

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    14 points Reign_Does_Things

    The piss ricochets directly onto the poor

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  • 568 points CanadianDragonGuy

    Fuck it

    https://preview.redd.it/b5qhhma2f3cg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b51defda233c8ef94b4f608c6f3edf0c80c9ece8

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    194 points CrashCalamity

    https://preview.redd.it/a6ufi7w5x3cg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c881edc43f547c81988ed3a0aa8308a0f07680

    💥

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    52 points _Rohrschach

    Pfft, I will just put a screwdriver there, that should stop the halves from closing.

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    27 points TurtleBoy2123

    oh, someone left their screwdriver here. i should take it out and give it back to them, surely i won't be struck with a bright blue flash of radiation

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    14 points Astronaut_Chicken

    https://i.redd.it/z4dapsttn6cg1.gif

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    5 points YuKi11e

    We can post image in the comment now???

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  • 370 points Rampantmuffins

    "So, I fired and I missed then I missed again. Then I fired, I hit somethin' but it wasn't what I was going for so I guess I missed. Had myself a popsicle, passed out in the snow, then I woke up and reloaded them I fired and I missed. I had a dream I was firing at something but I missed, then I loaded a snowball into muh gun (that's my secret weapon) and I fired and I missed. Long story short... missed."

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    73 points ChiaraStellata

    The Danimated of this one is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXC_rjs7tg

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    31 points Rampantmuffins

    Absolutely one of my favorites, Brandon Turner is a fantastic animator.

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    5 points BanD1t

    What do you MEAN this video is 10 years old???

    It should be five, maximum. Maybe 6.

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    1 points FistofanAngryGoddess

    This animated one is really funny too: https://youtu.be/w3m5z-MO-is?si=smOZGX1cRtCSJwf7

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  • 159 points gourmetprincipito

    In college my friends and I would do this obnoxious joke where someone would say, “I have an idea, we all get two ice cream cones and then we put them ice cream down on the table so it makes like a fence of ice cream cones,” and then someone else would say, “that’s pretty good but what if we each got like, one or two cones full of ice cream and then made a fence with them like cone up on the table?” And then someone else would say, “I like that but what if we made a fence out of ice cream cones,” etc.

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  • 227 points DryScully

    Reminds me of mmm watcha say on SNL

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    36 points Niinjas

    Love that skit

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  • 40 points Farwaters

    Probably my favorite post chain on the whole of Tumblr

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    6 points Smingowashisnameo

    I hadn’t seen it and the third image had me actually laughing out loud

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    13 points Gaby33400

    Samesies

    https://preview.redd.it/3wr83jnxd4cg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=004f42c7cd02c7f370be7e5e86e5dc1c42476545

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    9 points Farwaters

    Ha! You missed.

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    3 points Gaby33400

    It would be funny if you missed the choccy milk though it would be sad because it’s really yummy

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    2 points Farwaters

    It would be funny

    [Kris drinks the chocolate milk while I'm distracted talking to you]

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    4 points Gaby33400

    I'm going to be honest I don’t even know what I'm doing anymore.

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    3 points Teh-Esprite

    When did Kris enter the post?

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    3 points Farwaters

    .... That's Chara, isn't it...

    I just saw the chocolate milk and didn't look any closer.

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    3 points Teh-Esprite

    Yeah lmao, I figured.

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  • 153 points Halikarnassus1

    Gonna be honest I did not see shoot the first time around

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    84 points MegaIng

    Same, and I am really wondering why that posts structure has that effect. Because it's clearly a pattern.

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    60 points vjmdhzgr

    I remember this post from a while ago and I noticed then that it is written strangely. It's out of order. The order events would go is: misses, looks around, shoots again. It's written: misses, shoots again, looks around. I noticed when skimming past the post this time because it seemed familiar that I didn't even register the word shoots and so it seemed like it was missing a punchline. Not that it isn't a failure of the reader in some way to miss the shooting part. But this is a post that is a lot easier to misread than most.

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    40 points KermitingMurder

    I imagine it's because a lot of people are just skimming (probably without even realising it) and since like you said the order of events (while technically a correct way to do it) is arranged unusually and the part where the villain gets shot takes up such a small part of the post, many people just skim right over it without noticing

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    7 points Firewolf06

    what tripped me up slightly was "...shoots the villain AGAIN while..." when they missed the first time. just "...and then shoots the villain while theyre frantically looking around..." flows much better

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    23 points coolreader18

    Yeah, it violates the principle of good storytelling that you should order things by how surprising/interesting they are. The example I think I've seen is something like "coming down the stairs I noticed an acrid, disgusting smell and a trail of some viscous liquid on the floor... following it led me to the fridge, which I opened to find Mark's dead body stuffed inside." vs "I found Mark's dead body stuffed inside the fridge, emitting an acrid, disgusting smell and a trail of viscous liquid which had led me to it after coming down the stairs"

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    13 points gayjemstone

    Ha! You missed.

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    11 points puglybug23

    I didn’t know what you meant so I read it again and realized I did the same thing. What in tarnation…

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    7 points althawk8357

    Did you?

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  • 11 points DanielMcFamiel

    Rob Schrab discovers tumblr

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  • 70 points raysofdavies

    The moment in The Avengers when Loki catches the arrow and looks smugly at Hawkeye before it explodes is 100/10 example of this.

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    31 points YAPPYawesome

    But it’s not. That’s an example of what the post is parodying. Instead of the hero having a smug plan when the villain evades or block, they psyche the villain out into thinking they did. Then they just fire again.

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  • 21 points JoyBus147

    Yeah, yeah, /r/yourjokebutworse, we've all seen it.

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  • 4 points DiamondzFinder

    Oh no, a ricochet super move...!

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  • 4 points Sybmissiv

    Stop the violence.

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  • 3 points whooper1

    What an adventure

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  • 3 points SputnikGer

    Reading comprehension on the internet.

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  • 1 points toesuckrsupreme

    OP got hit with the "I did appreciate your warmth" there at the end

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  • 1 points Erlend05

    The tumblr is strong with this one

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  • 1 points James-Zanny

    I love tumblr

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  • 1 points Lower-Ask-4180

    But if you posted the shot, then what did I miss?

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  • 1 points illdothisshit

    And then the first bullet actually shoots them XD

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