Now that the Croaker has breeched containment, it’s the perfect time to share Strange Æons’ video documenting the twisted tale of tumblr user The-Muppet-Joker, as well as the riveting sequel, which details more of Kermit’s shenanigans after moving in with a Gerard Way worshipping cult.
Strange Æons eventually went on to defeat the Croaker in armed combat at Dashcon 2 last year, and this whole ordeal has cemented The-Muppet-Joker as my favorite shitposter in tumblr history.
I believe he said he had to drop the charade because it was taking over his life and affecting his marriage. Now he's being a little less in character about it all.
That post was also part of the bit it turns into his wife is divorcing him because he wants to fuck muppets and then just circles back into the regular muppet joker content. They are a confirmed troll though regardless.
Given the puppeteer, so to speak, probably wrote this, its incredible how well they can channel entirely different writing styles. Fluent in 40 year old man on reddit and fucked up young person on Tumblr.
There's not enough female muppets for this. Certainly not in the main muppets line. Miss Piggy would never get with Janice. Janice smokes weed bunts. Miss Piggy prefers uppers.
I demand a reboot with more female representation post hence.
Yeah, besides them I can only think of background humanoid women Muppets and I think there was another female pig in the original Muppet show (not talking about the ABC one with Kermit's new girlfriend)
So yeah, it's Piggy, Janice, Carmilla and the rest of the chickens and the other girls whose biggest spotlight is the female chorus of the Muppet show intro
Fr I don't think Joker is capable of fully comprehending a woman let alone a relationship between two of them. He is all in on Batman and their ongoing little psychosexual misadventure. Tumblr user the-muppet-joker doesn't understand the character at all
This feels like watching a lovable extra get led into a dark alley by an ominous figure revealed to be that one terrifying villain who hadn't been seen in 3 seasons
Muppet Joker is my favorite troll.... ever, I think
The Reddit post they made where they’re pretending to be their Aunt is gold
My favorite part is the trans-inclusive radical misogyny. But the Reddit post is top tier
This has actually changed last I checked, the croaker is no longer a misogynist.
I always love to see character growth.
Wait that was them????!?
Oh god He fucking breached containment.
I still haven't figured out how he escaped from Muppet Superhell 🫠
Plot twist: we’ve been in Muppet Superhell this whole time
Y'know that would actually explain a lot about the past few years lmfao
Holy shit I just got muppetpilled with no warning
I was not ready to have my reality shattered
Believe it or not, it was Dan and Phil.
This is not the first time he's been posted here
Now that the Croaker has breeched containment, it’s the perfect time to share Strange Æons’ video documenting the twisted tale of tumblr user The-Muppet-Joker, as well as the riveting sequel, which details more of Kermit’s shenanigans after moving in with a Gerard Way worshipping cult.
Strange Æons eventually went on to defeat the Croaker in armed combat at Dashcon 2 last year, and this whole ordeal has cemented The-Muppet-Joker as my favorite shitposter in tumblr history.
Strange killed that man on stage and he rose from the grave only to get Batman pregnant
Out of context, this sounds like a bizarre, but probably existing, Marvel/DC crossover fanfic.
Oh so the fight happened??? I watched both videos early last year but missed the fight, thank you for posting this!
I personally think this final closing shot of Strange's DashCon video is high art
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Is this an old Tumblr post or did the Croaker rise from the dead after Strange killed him?
He rose from the grave
Dan and Phil accidentally brought him back by making a joke about Kermit’s hand hole on their podcast i believe
There’s a BORU about this person
The post.
what the fuck?
I mean a lot of people think the person behind the muppet joker account also wrote this. Pretty funny, involved troll
were they confirmed to be a troll? i would hope its all an elaborate troll
I believe he said he had to drop the charade because it was taking over his life and affecting his marriage. Now he's being a little less in character about it all.
that's relieving to know
That post was also part of the bit it turns into his wife is divorcing him because he wants to fuck muppets and then just circles back into the regular muppet joker content. They are a confirmed troll though regardless.
To be fair, that line could also be part of the bit, based on how it was written
Being someone involved in that linked BORU post, could you please satisfy my extreme nosiness and provide a link?
I’ve always believed the account was satire
everyone there is taking it so seriously. crackup
I love how many people are like “No….it can’t be a joke…..he put too much time and effort into this! Nobody could do that for just a joke!”
My friend, you can not conceptualize how long tumblr will drag out a bit. Those weirdo rp blogs run for YEARS.
Given the puppeteer, so to speak, probably wrote this, its incredible how well they can channel entirely different writing styles. Fluent in 40 year old man on reddit and fucked up young person on Tumblr.
You know, that's enough Reddit for me today.
I wonder what's happening on tumblr
oh buddy, the muppethole goes much deeper
Oh it’s that creature
Father Strange come back we need you to banish the evil once more
There's not enough female muppets for this. Certainly not in the main muppets line. Miss Piggy would never get with Janice. Janice smokes weed bunts. Miss Piggy prefers uppers.
I demand a reboot with more female representation post hence.
The chickens are in Uncle Sam's harem.
You mean Gonzo's, he was always the chicken guy. Uncle Sam is in a non-exclusive throuple with Liberty and Justice.
Sam gets really into this new girl named Authority and the other two are really concerned but don’t know how to bring it up
Yeah, besides them I can only think of background humanoid women Muppets and I think there was another female pig in the original Muppet show (not talking about the ABC one with Kermit's new girlfriend)
So yeah, it's Piggy, Janice, Carmilla and the rest of the chickens and the other girls whose biggest spotlight is the female chorus of the Muppet show intro
I think muppet joker would probably be a bigger fan of muppets yaoi though, what with the whole muppet batman will they won't they thing
Fr I don't think Joker is capable of fully comprehending a woman let alone a relationship between two of them. He is all in on Batman and their ongoing little psychosexual misadventure. Tumblr user the-muppet-joker doesn't understand the character at all
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D-don't take his hand.
Miss Piggy and... Trans Kermit?
Kermette
YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID🎵🎵🎵
With a thousand lies and a good disguise...
Muppet Joker spotted.
My wife has been keeping me up to date on his saga.
...I'd ship Miss Piggy with Janice.
Honestly, there's not enough female muppets that matter. But I'm sure Janice has done plenty of yuri in her life. That girl is down for whatever.
Why is everyone terrified of this man
I’m scared
He went after his uncle with a samurai sword and does unspeakable things to a kermit puppet
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Does this mean the croaker is back? I’m so happy
THE CROAKER???
Ages ago he was banished by Father Strange into superhell, but over the aeons the seal weakened, and he escaped to terrorize the world once more
OH GOD MUPPET SUPERHELL HAS TUMBLR
Always a displeasure to see the fucking Kroker.
This feels like watching a lovable extra get led into a dark alley by an ominous figure revealed to be that one terrifying villain who hadn't been seen in 3 seasons
Aren't there only like 3 girl Muppets? Miss Piggy, the girl in the band, and Gonzo's chicken girlfriend?
Didint strange kill them?