As part of the GOPs longstanding commitment to destroying America, Ronald Reagan rather famously said in a speech that the nine most terrifying words in the English language were “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” so this is a riff on that statement.
Is this a reference to anything?
haha sometimes
Fym sometimes
Somewhere.
There’s a song called “Moonbeam Icecream” that is INCREDIBLY annoying and played in every commercial space. Maybe it is a reference to that?
Thank you!! I’m so relieved that it’s not just me. It feels like this song is being forced on us to like it!
It’s called Mystical, Magical fyi
i like it personally
As part of the GOPs longstanding commitment to destroying America, Ronald Reagan rather famously said in a speech that the nine most terrifying words in the English language were “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” so this is a riff on that statement.
ice cream has gone extinct
Moonbeasts show up in H.P. Lovecraft's universe.
Though I don't think he wrote much about ice cream.
Uh no, the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: “I’m the tickle monster I’m coming to tickle you!”
More like the nine most exciting words 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Ice cream on the loose, moonbeast has gone extinct
The nine best words.
This fits really well to the beat of Level of Concern by twenty one pilots
*flipping through the encyclopedia*
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't have an answer for you
So… a werewolf stealing and glutting themself on all the world’s ice cream supply????? What????
Moonbeasts show up in H.P. Lovecraft's universe. They're not werewolves, but probably indescribable and eldritch
ok but everything that wasn't plain white bread was indescribable and eldritch to him, so moonbeasts could possibly be werewolves still
Apparently, they're somewhat described
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Moon-beast
Oh weird. So fully intelligent Lunarians who talk with flutes and do slave trade? Hardly a “beast” at that rate
Slavery is undeniably beastly behaviour. And also lunacy ...
I mean it’s evil as shit, but it’s organized evil. There’s kind of a difference between calculated villainy and feral impulse
Civilized beasts. Sounds like a metaphor or analogy for something
unlike the extremely unsilent normal corpse that's constantly screaming?
The Great Old Ones in this setting are pretty active in death
I can imagine reading this in chainsawman
Moonbeast. Hunter of women, Lover of Elk, Sovereign of the man.
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Moon-beast
Moonbeast escapee, killing all your ice cream
taking off your blue jeans or however that song goes
Rher and FaH collab moment?
The 9 most terrifying words are actually "Sword slash to the chest. And you're on fire."
Is this a Johnny Boo Zooms to the Moon reference?
The plot of bloodborne
a second moonbeast has hit the ice cream