I do not have only fans

This is because I have things that are not fans

5 points COMOJoeSchmo

I do not have only fans, because I am old and ugly.

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3 points fthigffhoogdgkokhg

You still could find an audience

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2 points 8Bit_Cat

I own a fan. I also own other things which are not fans.

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1 points CanaanZhou

Diversity gang💪🏻

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2 points _not_particularly_

I have fans, but I also have a heater, a kitchen table, and several pens and pencils, which means I also do not have only fans.

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1 points Negative-Durian-4758

I fan only fans and only fan fans

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1 points GoldheartTTV

You don't have only fans, but also your friends on Reddit! :D

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1 points Fit_Adagio_7668

I have a heater too

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1 points Little_Intention609

What makes you say something is your possesion? This is subjective.

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1 points yoyleberries2763

I also don't have just fans. However they are really helpful in the summer here in tandem with central air.

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1 points Responsible_Wing_870

Everything is (can be) a fan, besides OnlyFans. Therefore, you have only fans and OnlyFans. A person’s OnlyFans is identical to the OnlyFans fans they have on their OnlyFans. Therefore, you have only fans and OnlyFans fans. OnlyFans fans are fans. Therefore, every object in your possession is identical to some fan. Therefore, you have only fans.

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1 points Responsible_Wing_870

What if you possess some set of fans? This set would not itself be a fan… so perhaps you do not have only fans after all…

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1 points Drunk_Lemon

I do not have only fans nor do I have Only Fans.

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