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It’s still rare and neighborhood dependent. I’ve never had anything stolen but if I’m getting anything expensive, I’ll get it sent to a nearby pickup location.
Doesn’t seem worth it in my scenario. I will say what is the upside of package stealing? People just don’t really expensive stuff, how much of that can you sell? And how long till someone gets your license on a ring camera?
If someone ever steals your package, report it to the post office. If they get caught they're in deep shit. The Postal Inspectors don't fuck around when it comes to messing with peoples mail.
It's too bad you can't tell for sure when that is going to happen, as you could leave out packages full of glitter or stink spray that blow apart when opened. A guy did that years ago and it was pretty funny.
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Sharing his crack
Need to put the exploding packages!!
😝 im dying
The asswhole is back.
bonus !!
The Ass Crack Bandit strikes again
Hopefully there were some better fitting pants in there
Is that real? I feel that’s great material for a skit.
Um, they missed the other package. Amateurs.
They were flash robbed.
Who is responsible for this in the US? The courier? The webshop? The customer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsh3TS-HFo
You would think with this, Americans by now should have package booths. This door drop has proven time & again it's a gamble.
It’s still rare and neighborhood dependent. I’ve never had anything stolen but if I’m getting anything expensive, I’ll get it sent to a nearby pickup location.
I'm certain it's the reason back in the 80's post boxes began to adopt locks.
I think now it's best having packege booths, because if an adult has fuel to drive around doing this, it means they're not desperate.
Doesn’t seem worth it in my scenario. I will say what is the upside of package stealing? People just don’t really expensive stuff, how much of that can you sell? And how long till someone gets your license on a ring camera?
Well I mean it is Christmas time…..you could easily steal all your Christmas presents and not have to a buy a thing.
Crack is bad mmmk.
At least one delivery driver had the intelligence of hiding a package.
Forgot one
He missed the really valuable package up against the pillar
The old flash and dash!
Awkward perp walk
I hope there was a belt in the box, he needs one.
Was that thief also a plumber?
The actual ass crack bandit
At least he shaved it.
Well OP I hope you get to the BOTTOM of this
“Freeze it; now run rectal recognition” - FBI
"ENHANCE"
"Enhance!"
If someone ever steals your package, report it to the post office. If they get caught they're in deep shit. The Postal Inspectors don't fuck around when it comes to messing with peoples mail.
I doubt theyll care if it was delivered from fedex or, you know, amazon
Masterful technique
It's too bad you can't tell for sure when that is going to happen, as you could leave out packages full of glitter or stink spray that blow apart when opened. A guy did that years ago and it was pretty funny.
Gyyaaaaatt
🙅♂️
He missed one behind the pillar; can’t be a master! Check the plumber’s apprentices in the area. Amateur with a crack!
Intentional… calculated… a true master of his craft!
Flabbed!!!
What a fucking bum!
Submit this footage to the police so they can check for a match in prints…cheek prints 🍑
I mean, technically he paid for it
Missed one...Must have slipped through the crack
I can just imagine the police lineup of suspects. "Ok, Number 2, step forward, turn around and bend over."
Ewww
Cracked it.
You’ve heard of a “flash mob,” well, welcome to the “flash rob.”
Probably hoping for a box of Crack Spackle
He will be identified by his tail
Flash bang
Missed one
The full moon bandit is still at large...
Step on a crack and you show your butt crack. Yes, that's how that saying goes.
What I learned from this video is that the column where the other package is leaning on is where all packages should go.
"Out of sight, out of mind" is the way to go with deliveries.
Damn that package had Milhouse's ear medicine!
No! My swimmers ear! Milpool______
Looks like a Lincoln MKZ
BOLO for a black MKZ full of packages with a granny driving her grandson around with his ass out
Missed one
The delivery person that used the pillar to hide that one deserves a tip
The Butt Crack Bandit strikes again
Imagine doing that for chewy
Just say no to crack
He forgot a package….
Lmao what a loser
Hopefully there’s a belt in that package
I see a bad moon on the rob
Provide that video to the police and ask if they can identify him by his ass crack.