Now I have to fly 16hrs with a boner
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  • 3 points Cnidoo

    Wait you can bring nicotine pouches on a plane?

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    5 points bartolemew

    Why wouldn’t you be able to?

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    2 points VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

    Hell yeah

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  • 8 points frozenflameinthewind

    Eww

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  • 13 points Bobbyblaz3d

    Their friends or family. Bet

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    7 points FungusTaint

    What are you doing, step-foot?

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  • -10 points Sirulrich03

    I6 hours with a boner ! You may want to see if you can first class service a flight attendant. If I had one for 10 minutes someone would report me and would land the plane thinking I was carrying a large hand gun.

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  • 20 points Educational-Chair-84

    Dont believe for one second they dont know each other.

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  • 5 points Vegetable-Section-84

    The airplane staff totally COULD thus SHOULD be Defending OP from this

    Of course those who CAN afford airplane rides and vacations etc really SHOULD be pre-reserve$ seat(s) in the BUSINESS CLASS part of the plane

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  • 4 points Vegetable-Section-84

    Spray Lysol

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    2 points ExtraExtraLong

    Not just a short skeet either… keep spraying until the foot is moved or dissolved.

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  • 5 points Go_Gators_4Ever

    Is OP related to Quinton Tarantino?

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  • 11 points somegaykidd___

    Start jerkin the penid

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  • 14 points p_jackson19

    You can request to change your seat, if full ask for upgrade to business class

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    0 points HappyDays1976

    No-one in shorts will get an upgrade to Business or First.

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  • 8 points gooner4alpha

    Does he sell his socks? Tell him I’m interested :)

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  • 33 points RoutineLifeguard9690

    Spit on the foot

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    6 points Prestigious-Car-4877

    Just start rubbing your leg then slowly move to the foot.

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    5 points p_jackson19

    Slowly to the inner side of the thigh

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    2 points RoutineLifeguard9690

    HIS THIGH OR OP? should OP rub BOTH at the same time??

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  • 30 points Demolition89336

    Sneeze.

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  • 44 points skyld_70

    Flinch real hard and break a toe.

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  • 24 points bcorm11

    That's what lighters are for.

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    20 points DezPispenser

    i thought they were just to light my cigarette while im flying

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  • 35 points PinneappleGirl

    Nanamin~

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  • 56 points BlunderBuster27

    JJK ? I’d let it fly

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  • 47 points Brolysreign

    I was so mad for you for like 2 seconds

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  • 49 points jonny_jon_jon

    how awkward would it be if he had to get up and didn’t let you step into the aisle?

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  • 126 points danteelite

    Genuinely, I don’t understand what people have against just saying something or reacting.

    “Ew! Wtf… gross.” and push it away. They’ll remember that.

    If someone is standing over me breathing in my face “Eyugh.. did someone fart?” turn and look at their mouth and go “Oh… oops.” lol

    Public shame works.

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    5 points Kurupt_Introvert

    Always the best way. People def hate being called out loudly in public

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    14 points langsamerduck

    OP likes it

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    33 points jarlaxle276

    Because this is fake as fuck.

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  • 34 points SoCoolCurt

    Fuck. That.

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  • 92 points DishSoapIsFun

    Tickle that bitch. Nobody is putting their bare fucking feet on me for 16 hours.

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  • 61 points scarletOwilde

    Tickle that foot. Or spill something on it.

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    8 points Spiderwolf208

    This. Order a coffee ASAP

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    1 points n0taVirus

    Scorching hot coffee, please. Lava-grade if you can offer that.

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    1 points HappyYappyZappy

    Oh gosh I just remembered the poor McDonald’s coffee lady :(

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  • 132 points Tripondisdic

    You simply must know this person it's the only way it makes sense lol

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    63 points 1987InfamousQ7891

    Karma farming. 😂 my first thought was thats his buddy, or butt buddy

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  • 42 points TerroraXtheVillain

    Bro just caress his foot while making eye contact. Don't make it weird.

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    8 points Kaptain-Chaos

    nah. MAKE IT WEIRD!

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    3 points Ralphie99

    Suck on those toes.

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    1 points AKhakiNerfHerder

    Nah. You gotta make them make it weird.

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  • 19 points MATT_TRIANO

    Sprayjizz on it

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  • 14 points ManiacalMagician

    I don't get it

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    1 points AdventureAwaitsUs21

    Really…?You must be the kind of person who gets on a flight and rests your barefoot on someone…

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  • 53 points Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

    you either know this person and this post is a joke, or you’re a coward for letting a stranger do you this dirty 😂

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  • 2 points Ok-Sherbet-8367

    The only peg will be the replacement foot he will require after I'm removed from the flight.

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  • 98 points SmokeNinjas

    Take your sock off your left foot and touch foot to foot and just stare him out 😂😂

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    22 points First_Light_6418

    Then hold them together like holding hands 😼

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    6 points KingGabbeh

    You mean like this?

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    2 points First_Light_6418

    Lmaoo precisely 😛🤤

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  • 30 points bomboclawt75

    Quentin?

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  • 11 points Mother_of_llamas

    I’d tickle them

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  • 58 points SpaceCadetPullUp

    Of course it's an anime fan.

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  • 41 points baismal

    Tickle him

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  • 44 points Poisson_de_Sable

    Always bring a sharpie on a plane.

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    3 points Cody610

    Write “Andy” on his foot.

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    1 points DeeMarie625

    Yes this is my favorite answer

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  • 46 points dydeath

    Im sure you calmly asked him to not put his feet up after the pic right

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  • 33 points walukomb

    Usual if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to see a medical professional

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  • 1 points archocinco

    Hahahaha

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  • 58 points BunnySlipperS14

    Just comfortably hold his foot and smile, when he looks at you sideways, apologize that you must’ve read his signal wrong. This could also backfire heavily.

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  • 44 points BryLikeDie

    I mean bro, you might as well ask him to throw you a hand since he’s already got a foot in the door

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  • 9 points Beanzear

    Why would I enjoy this.

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  • 20 points SaltyHunni

    For free?

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  • 77 points ApocalypticDayz

    Nanami is really hot tbf

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  • 92 points theduke9400

    I would spit on it.

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    8 points -Cagafuego-

    Then rub it on his foot all while telling him that you're a foot guy.

    Wait....you meant spit on his foot....ermmm....never mind

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    -2 points theduke9400

    It's a shame they don't still allow smoking on planes.

    Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust and all.

    The tobacco dirt would mix well with the spit. And he'd have only himself to blame for not wearing shoes.

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  • 124 points NekairFei

    I straight up thought he was talking about Nanami before i evwn realized his foot was out 😅

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  • 67 points m0nk37

    I would tickle that thing every chance I got until the point was made obvious 

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  • 50 points pvt_majorboner

    Order a hot tea and then spill it directly on his foot when they give it to you

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    5 points theduke9400

    They call me the tea-toetaller !

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  • 66 points Boom_McStick

    Okay now dogs out on the plane is criminal. No one wants to see or smell your nasty ass feet. I don't care if their clean

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    11 points Chimmy_Chonguh

    They're**

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    6 points DogsOutTheWindow

    What about dogs out the window?

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  • 55 points TTungsteNN

    Get close and take a deep (loud) sniff

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    24 points wasteland-ratfunk

    And make sure you roll your eyes and shudder with delight.

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    2 points polarbearsarereal

    Nah hit em with, “wow, mid”

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  • 30 points MyCrustySock

    He’s watching JJK…I’ll let it pass

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  • 64 points forwhenienditall

    I would have an absolute panic attack

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  • 107 points canyouread7

    What Nanami does people

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  • 53 points Frosty-Carry9606

    Spit on it and give it a Massage, maybe the guy will now defeat from the crime on da feet

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  • 96 points MarkToaster

    Now that’s a funny caption lmao

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  • 43 points Feral-pigeon

    At least he’s watching peak

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  • 109 points Chalkywhite007

    Why are you letting him put his foot on you?

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    95 points AnekeEomi

    Because they're traveling together and that's his partner. To the surprise of nobody ever.

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    10 points Chalkywhite007

    True. Didn't even look at the picture when it was posted. You can see how omfortable they are.

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    66 points ImdustriousAlpaca

    So they can take a photo and attempt to get attention.

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    -1 points Maxwell_Perkins088

    Right. Dude needs to get off reddit, he’s got a serious respect problem.

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  • 23 points cabezatuck

    Give it a little tickle

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  • 20 points demi2duce

    Is it trashy or just flirting ?

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  • 64 points kukaz00

    Wet your finger and draw a cross on it with your saliva. Say something like "May thy Lord protect thy feet, for they are fair to look upon, and yet more gentle to the touch."

    Bonus points if you can say it in Latin.

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    16 points sebasti02

    or in elvish

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  • 45 points Copernikaus

    Breathe on it.

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  • 49 points atreyu_the_warrior

    Might wanna get a brain scan after you land.

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  • 119 points Xplysit

    If it's a stranger, I'd definitely let them know I have a foot fetish. I don't, but they'll definitely know it

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  • 44 points Suit-Street

    Please tell me you know them

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    1 points RickGrimesSnotBubble

    I’m a pretty socially anxious, shy person but there’s no universe in which I’m not telling that person to get their nasty ass foot the fuck up off of me, whether I know them or not

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    3 points Sentientmanatee

    Praying this is their friend or family member lol

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    1 points All_this_hype

    Would he get a boner from a family member's foot touching his leg?

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    1 points AdventureAwaitsUs21

    Maybe 🤷‍♀️ some people be into some freaky deeky shiz.

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  • 84 points kitkat1224666

    Start yanking it

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    34 points Wolfhound1142

    The foot? Or...?

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    8 points Robots_Never_Die

    Yes

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  • 56 points deadpandadolls

    Tell the lovely lady how beautiful her foot is! 🤩🥰

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    78 points cherrydiamond

    i don't think there's a lady in that picture.

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    5 points EducationalBar

    …..

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    14 points PermanentlyMC

    where's the problem?

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  • 88 points welfedad

    Probably your buddy or bf

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  • 31 points theghostofhallownest

    Shigemo’s daily stock of miracles had ran out during his battle with Kento Nanami…

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  • -138 points FR_FX

    It’s also trash to wear shorts on a plane

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    65 points -_G0AT_-

    Pardon me my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?

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    25 points SnooOranges2685

    Right! His wiener will be chilly

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    51 points KillerSavant202

    What is with this mentality?

    Is there something special about airplanes? Are they sacred or something? It’s a damn vehicle, is it trashy to wear shorts on the bus or a train?

    Seriously, in what way is it trashy to wear shorts on a plane?

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    13 points Stitchlover5

    I thought it was normal especially if you’re going somewhere hot

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    -62 points Humble_Turnip_3948

    Have an upvote

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  • 48 points _Demonism_

    Sniff it

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  • 46 points Old_Fart52

    Who was it that didn't teach these pricks any manners? it's so gross

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  • 36 points Smokerising420

    Nasty ass mf

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  • 88 points Imriven

    Should have taken your shoe and sock off and given him a low 5. Just left bro hanging. Rude…

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    2 points Chalkywhite007

    😆 🤣

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  • 24 points CaseLink

    That’s hilarious!

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  • 53 points Alexiscash

    Take another picture with the sound on

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    6 points PureYouth

    lol this is a very funny idea

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  • 42 points Minute-Weekend5234

    I would literally say this out loud

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  • 41 points glassbread12

    Tell him you have a foot fetish then say thanks

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    3 points bjizzle184957

    I think that if OP just said "thanks" and maintained eye contact while they (OP) gave themselves slow crotch rub without saying anything else, they'd get the message.

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  • 106 points monkehmolesto

    Lick your finger and tickle his feet.

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  • 95 points BubblnToil

    Nanami gives me a lady boner

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    6 points MostDankEmblem

    We have all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of Gojo

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  • 139 points Direct-HIIT

    They clearly know each other…. Socks off, foot touching your leg and homeboy has his arm taking up the whole shared arm rest.

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    36 points FakeSincerity

    Point of order: five-exposed-piggies is in the middle seat. Flying etiquette dictates they are entitled to the whole arm rest.

    But yeah, they know each other.

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  • 22 points doubleRRflamingo

    This is a no for me. I am not a confrontational person and deal with dumb travelers but if someone’s gross foot was touching me, I am speaking up. And even try to passively aggressively shame them while I said something.

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    31 points londonschmundon

    Obviously they know each other and OP is having a bit of fun with us.

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  • 16 points kluthage421

    Tickle tickle

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  • 18 points Gold_Masterpiece5096

    🤔..WTF?🤢🤮

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  • 17 points FolsgaardSE

    Hint at joining the mile high club?

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  • 35 points Few-Mathematician796

    Link your toes

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  • 21 points AmgE63

    If some clown even brushed my leg with his filthy cricket stomper, I would 100% be on the evening news. I’d raise hell just because he took his shoes off

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  • 23 points ralph99_3690

    I would instantly say "could you try to stay on your own side please" while motioning with my hand where the line is.

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    9 points chamorrobro

    “could you try to stay on your side please” points at lap

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    8 points FrighteningJibber

    Like the boner line?

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  • 13 points -PhotonCannon-

    If he didn't move it off of my knee, my foot would go in his ass.

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  • 75 points DryMeet944

    You should cross your legs like his and have ur foot join his foot in harmony

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    2 points Illustrious_Pop_8248

    Gotenks

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    4 points Complex-Ad-5910

    Fusion

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    16 points mentaL8888

    Intertwining toes ❤️

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  • 18 points tywebb6

    HELL FUCK NO

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  • 13 points Unoriginal_unicorn

    Time to spork them toes.

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  • 24 points cockalorum-smith

    Do you know that mofo? 🤣

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  • 35 points lemonaintsour

    Do the same thing with ur other foot till both touches

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    22 points flatwoundsounds

    Interlock their toes like you're holding hands

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    1 points hexr

    Thinking about this, is it possible? Are our feet designed for that? I don't think they are

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    3 points yaourted

    It’s tough, but possible

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  • 30 points hour_blueberry

    This caption is hilarious

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  • 38 points Alarming_Condition27

    If that idiot's foot touched me, there'd be an air rage incident

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    16 points Mean-Green-Machine

    This has to be someone he knows. No way would someone just let a randos foot touch them so casually like this

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  • 52 points virus067

    Nanami is very hot so understandable

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    6 points BearsLoveBeans

    That was my thought 😂

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  • 11 points MrWiggleIt

    sneeze on it. Guarantee he will move it.

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  • 16 points OhShitItsSeth

    Tickle his foot

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    4 points hexr

    Cootchy coo!!

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  • 23 points Sudden-Lavishness738

    wtf! Disgusting 🤢 I hate 🦶 so he and I would’ve been beefin!

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  • 7 points Objective_Quiet3065

    Oh hell no

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  • 54 points sloretactician

    Suck his toes, coward

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    17 points Iamthe5hole

    Be a man

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  • 17 points Schzercro

    Start stroking his foot with your foot, that'll get him to stop

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    5 points _stinkys

    Or maybe it will intensify things. Either way, win-win!

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  • 8 points kurotech

    And you didn't grab on and start stroking that foot?

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  • 29 points motofabio

    You finally got the hint.

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  • 41 points big-blue-balls

    Rage bait is still rage inducing

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  • 55 points Shikamaru_Senpai

    Y’all gotta be friends, right? … Right?!

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    10 points Empress_Draconis_

    One could even say roommates

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  • 89 points tokentyke

    Start watching foot porn in view, I bet they cut that shit real quick.

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  • 74 points ominoke

    A boner bc you're into feet or bc of nanami?

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    2 points PinneappleGirl

    Nanami obviously

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    12 points DarDar994

    Yes

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    20 points G-LordOfCinder

    *Daddy Nanami

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  • 75 points MorganFreemayn

    If that’s not your family member or friend that’s INSANE

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    1 points SUPREMEDREAMLA

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    2 points Richnuts101

    Would be straight tweaking on him😂😂😂

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  • 29 points OSU_Go_Buckeyes

    Should have told him that.

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  • 1 points ashrod007

    I would have questioned him about the "number and location" of his allies the whole flight!

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