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I6 hours with a boner ! You may want to see if you can first class service a flight attendant. If I had one for 10 minutes someone would report me and would land the plane thinking I was carrying a large hand gun.
Just comfortably hold his foot and smile, when he looks at you sideways, apologize that you must’ve read his signal wrong. This could also backfire heavily.
Wet your finger and draw a cross on it with your saliva. Say something like "May thy Lord protect thy feet, for they are fair to look upon, and yet more gentle to the touch."
I’m a pretty socially anxious, shy person but there’s no universe in which I’m not telling that person to get their nasty ass foot the fuck up off of me, whether I know them or not
I think that if OP just said "thanks" and maintained eye contact while they (OP) gave themselves slow crotch rub without saying anything else, they'd get the message.
This is a no for me. I am not a confrontational person and deal with dumb travelers but if someone’s gross foot was touching me, I am speaking up. And even try to passively aggressively shame them while I said something.
If some clown even brushed my leg with his filthy cricket stomper, I would 100% be on the evening news. I’d raise hell just because he took his shoes off
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Wait you can bring nicotine pouches on a plane?
Why wouldn’t you be able to?
Hell yeah
Eww
Their friends or family. Bet
What are you doing, step-foot?
I6 hours with a boner ! You may want to see if you can first class service a flight attendant. If I had one for 10 minutes someone would report me and would land the plane thinking I was carrying a large hand gun.
Dont believe for one second they dont know each other.
The airplane staff totally COULD thus SHOULD be Defending OP from this
Of course those who CAN afford airplane rides and vacations etc really SHOULD be pre-reserve$ seat(s) in the BUSINESS CLASS part of the plane
Spray Lysol
Not just a short skeet either… keep spraying until the foot is moved or dissolved.
Is OP related to Quinton Tarantino?
Start jerkin the penid
You can request to change your seat, if full ask for upgrade to business class
No-one in shorts will get an upgrade to Business or First.
Does he sell his socks? Tell him I’m interested :)
Spit on the foot
Just start rubbing your leg then slowly move to the foot.
Slowly to the inner side of the thigh
HIS THIGH OR OP? should OP rub BOTH at the same time??
Sneeze.
Flinch real hard and break a toe.
That's what lighters are for.
i thought they were just to light my cigarette while im flying
Nanamin~
JJK ? I’d let it fly
I was so mad for you for like 2 seconds
how awkward would it be if he had to get up and didn’t let you step into the aisle?
Genuinely, I don’t understand what people have against just saying something or reacting.
“Ew! Wtf… gross.” and push it away. They’ll remember that.
If someone is standing over me breathing in my face “Eyugh.. did someone fart?” turn and look at their mouth and go “Oh… oops.” lol
Public shame works.
Always the best way. People def hate being called out loudly in public
OP likes it
Because this is fake as fuck.
Fuck. That.
Tickle that bitch. Nobody is putting their bare fucking feet on me for 16 hours.
Tickle that foot. Or spill something on it.
This. Order a coffee ASAP
Scorching hot coffee, please. Lava-grade if you can offer that.
Oh gosh I just remembered the poor McDonald’s coffee lady :(
You simply must know this person it's the only way it makes sense lol
Karma farming. 😂 my first thought was thats his buddy, or butt buddy
Bro just caress his foot while making eye contact. Don't make it weird.
nah. MAKE IT WEIRD!
Suck on those toes.
Nah. You gotta make them make it weird.
Sprayjizz on it
I don't get it
Really…?You must be the kind of person who gets on a flight and rests your barefoot on someone…
you either know this person and this post is a joke, or you’re a coward for letting a stranger do you this dirty 😂
The only peg will be the replacement foot he will require after I'm removed from the flight.
Take your sock off your left foot and touch foot to foot and just stare him out 😂😂
Then hold them together like holding hands 😼
You mean like this?
Lmaoo precisely 😛🤤
Quentin?
I’d tickle them
Of course it's an anime fan.
Tickle him
Always bring a sharpie on a plane.
Write “Andy” on his foot.
Yes this is my favorite answer
Im sure you calmly asked him to not put his feet up after the pic right
Usual if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to see a medical professional
Hahahaha
Just comfortably hold his foot and smile, when he looks at you sideways, apologize that you must’ve read his signal wrong. This could also backfire heavily.
I mean bro, you might as well ask him to throw you a hand since he’s already got a foot in the door
Why would I enjoy this.
For free?
Nanami is really hot tbf
I would spit on it.
Then rub it on his foot all while telling him that you're a foot guy.
Wait....you meant spit on his foot....ermmm....never mind
It's a shame they don't still allow smoking on planes.
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust and all.
The tobacco dirt would mix well with the spit. And he'd have only himself to blame for not wearing shoes.
I straight up thought he was talking about Nanami before i evwn realized his foot was out 😅
I would tickle that thing every chance I got until the point was made obvious
Order a hot tea and then spill it directly on his foot when they give it to you
They call me the tea-toetaller !
Okay now dogs out on the plane is criminal. No one wants to see or smell your nasty ass feet. I don't care if their clean
They're**
What about dogs out the window?
Get close and take a deep (loud) sniff
And make sure you roll your eyes and shudder with delight.
Nah hit em with, “wow, mid”
He’s watching JJK…I’ll let it pass
I would have an absolute panic attack
What Nanami does people
Spit on it and give it a Massage, maybe the guy will now defeat from the crime on da feet
Now that’s a funny caption lmao
At least he’s watching peak
Why are you letting him put his foot on you?
Because they're traveling together and that's his partner. To the surprise of nobody ever.
True. Didn't even look at the picture when it was posted. You can see how omfortable they are.
So they can take a photo and attempt to get attention.
Right. Dude needs to get off reddit, he’s got a serious respect problem.
Give it a little tickle
Is it trashy or just flirting ?
Wet your finger and draw a cross on it with your saliva. Say something like "May thy Lord protect thy feet, for they are fair to look upon, and yet more gentle to the touch."
Bonus points if you can say it in Latin.
or in elvish
Breathe on it.
Might wanna get a brain scan after you land.
If it's a stranger, I'd definitely let them know I have a foot fetish. I don't, but they'll definitely know it
Please tell me you know them
I’m a pretty socially anxious, shy person but there’s no universe in which I’m not telling that person to get their nasty ass foot the fuck up off of me, whether I know them or not
Praying this is their friend or family member lol
Would he get a boner from a family member's foot touching his leg?
Maybe 🤷♀️ some people be into some freaky deeky shiz.
Start yanking it
The foot? Or...?
Yes
Tell the lovely lady how beautiful her foot is! 🤩🥰
i don't think there's a lady in that picture.
…..
where's the problem?
Probably your buddy or bf
Shigemo’s daily stock of miracles had ran out during his battle with Kento Nanami…
It’s also trash to wear shorts on a plane
Pardon me my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?
Right! His wiener will be chilly
What is with this mentality?
Is there something special about airplanes? Are they sacred or something? It’s a damn vehicle, is it trashy to wear shorts on the bus or a train?
Seriously, in what way is it trashy to wear shorts on a plane?
I thought it was normal especially if you’re going somewhere hot
Have an upvote
Sniff it
Who was it that didn't teach these pricks any manners? it's so gross
Nasty ass mf
Should have taken your shoe and sock off and given him a low 5. Just left bro hanging. Rude…
😆 🤣
That’s hilarious!
Take another picture with the sound on
lol this is a very funny idea
I would literally say this out loud
Tell him you have a foot fetish then say thanks
I think that if OP just said "thanks" and maintained eye contact while they (OP) gave themselves slow crotch rub without saying anything else, they'd get the message.
Lick your finger and tickle his feet.
Nanami gives me a lady boner
We have all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of Gojo
They clearly know each other…. Socks off, foot touching your leg and homeboy has his arm taking up the whole shared arm rest.
Point of order: five-exposed-piggies is in the middle seat. Flying etiquette dictates they are entitled to the whole arm rest.
But yeah, they know each other.
This is a no for me. I am not a confrontational person and deal with dumb travelers but if someone’s gross foot was touching me, I am speaking up. And even try to passively aggressively shame them while I said something.
Obviously they know each other and OP is having a bit of fun with us.
Tickle tickle
🤔..WTF?🤢🤮
Hint at joining the mile high club?
Link your toes
If some clown even brushed my leg with his filthy cricket stomper, I would 100% be on the evening news. I’d raise hell just because he took his shoes off
I would instantly say "could you try to stay on your own side please" while motioning with my hand where the line is.
“could you try to stay on your side please” points at lap
Like the boner line?
If he didn't move it off of my knee, my foot would go in his ass.
You should cross your legs like his and have ur foot join his foot in harmony
Gotenks
Fusion
Intertwining toes ❤️
HELL FUCK NO
Time to spork them toes.
Do you know that mofo? 🤣
Do the same thing with ur other foot till both touches
Interlock their toes like you're holding hands
Thinking about this, is it possible? Are our feet designed for that? I don't think they are
It’s tough, but possible
This caption is hilarious
If that idiot's foot touched me, there'd be an air rage incident
This has to be someone he knows. No way would someone just let a randos foot touch them so casually like this
Nanami is very hot so understandable
That was my thought 😂
sneeze on it. Guarantee he will move it.
Tickle his foot
Cootchy coo!!
wtf! Disgusting 🤢 I hate 🦶 so he and I would’ve been beefin!
Oh hell no
Suck his toes, coward
Be a man
Start stroking his foot with your foot, that'll get him to stop
Or maybe it will intensify things. Either way, win-win!
And you didn't grab on and start stroking that foot?
You finally got the hint.
Rage bait is still rage inducing
Y’all gotta be friends, right? … Right?!
One could even say roommates
Start watching foot porn in view, I bet they cut that shit real quick.
A boner bc you're into feet or bc of nanami?
Nanami obviously
Yes
*Daddy Nanami
If that’s not your family member or friend that’s INSANE
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would be straight tweaking on him😂😂😂
Should have told him that.
I would have questioned him about the "number and location" of his allies the whole flight!